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(HyperVocal)   20 non-slideshow things conservatives have compared homosexuality to ... ya know, like killer snails, icebergs, Hitler, ice cream and marauding elephants   (hypervocal.com) divider line 7
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2012-06-15 04:17:07 PM  
2 votes:

Beaver1224: bestiophiles (is that a word?)


Zoophilia, though we would have accepted any word with 'Newt' in it..
2012-06-15 09:29:42 PM  
1 votes:

highendmighty:
23. As gay as men's swimming


24. As gay as gay porn.

cdn2.cagepotato.com
2012-06-15 04:25:16 PM  
1 votes:
24. As gay as a tree full of parrots.
2012-06-15 03:59:50 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: dahmers love zombie: 21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Teh gheys are Jedi now? Panic!


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2012-06-15 03:53:47 PM  
1 votes:

King Something: dahmers love zombie: I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Everyone continue!

22. As gay as men's figure skating


23. As gay as eight guys blowing nine.

/wait
2012-06-15 01:09:18 PM  
1 votes:
Hmm...

1: As gay as smoking.
2: As gay as vanilla ice cream
3: As gay as alcoholism
4: As gay as slavery
5: As gay as a Titanic iceberg (well, the "huge, hard thing" imagery maybe...never mind)
6: As gay as terrorism.
7: As gay as killer snails
8: As gay as sexual abuse
9: As gay as the Klan
10: As gay as Hitler
11: As gay as cancer
12: As gay as drug dealers
13: As gay as being chased by an elephant (now THERE's you some Freudian imagery, homophobes!)
14: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.
15: As gay as termites
16: As gay as the Tea Party AND the Nazi Party
17: As gay as adultery and drunkenness.
18: As gay as rape and prostitution
19: As gay as murder, stealing, lying, or cheating.
20: As gay as the sexually immoral, idolaters, adulterers, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, swindlers, pickpockets, peddlers, and even panhandlers (OK, the last part was Grandmaster Flash).

I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.


Everyone continue!
2012-06-15 01:05:10 PM  
1 votes:
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