If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(HyperVocal)   20 non-slideshow things conservatives have compared homosexuality to ... ya know, like killer snails, icebergs, Hitler, ice cream and marauding elephants   (hypervocal.com) divider line 37
    More: Asinine, Bryan Fischer  
•       •       •

2941 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jun 2012 at 3:44 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-06-15 12:45:57 PM
They didn't mention pedophiles and bestiophiles (is that a word?). Homosexuality is equated to those all the time.
 
2012-06-15 01:05:10 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-15 01:09:18 PM
Hmm...

1: As gay as smoking.
2: As gay as vanilla ice cream
3: As gay as alcoholism
4: As gay as slavery
5: As gay as a Titanic iceberg (well, the "huge, hard thing" imagery maybe...never mind)
6: As gay as terrorism.
7: As gay as killer snails
8: As gay as sexual abuse
9: As gay as the Klan
10: As gay as Hitler
11: As gay as cancer
12: As gay as drug dealers
13: As gay as being chased by an elephant (now THERE's you some Freudian imagery, homophobes!)
14: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.
15: As gay as termites
16: As gay as the Tea Party AND the Nazi Party
17: As gay as adultery and drunkenness.
18: As gay as rape and prostitution
19: As gay as murder, stealing, lying, or cheating.
20: As gay as the sexually immoral, idolaters, adulterers, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, swindlers, pickpockets, peddlers, and even panhandlers (OK, the last part was Grandmaster Flash).

I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.


Everyone continue!
 
2012-06-15 01:46:18 PM
And yet no one ever dares to compare it with the civil rights movement of 1950-1960s.
 
2012-06-15 03:51:29 PM

cman: And yet no one ever dares to compare it with the civil rights movement of 1950-1960s.


Wait, what? Are you for real?

I'm at work, otherwise that political cartoon with a pic of the people holding anti-miscegnation signs next to the Phelps crowd holding theirs would be presented here.
 
2012-06-15 03:52:25 PM

dahmers love zombie: I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Everyone continue!


22. As gay as men's figure skating
 
2012-06-15 03:53:38 PM
FTFA: "Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades."

Decades... millennia... But who's counting, right?
 
2012-06-15 03:53:47 PM

King Something: dahmers love zombie: I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Everyone continue!

22. As gay as men's figure skating


23. As gay as eight guys blowing nine.

/wait
 
2012-06-15 03:53:54 PM

Beaver1224: They didn't mention pedophiles and bestiophiles (is that a word?). Homosexuality is equated to those all the time.


Well that comparison is ligitimate.
 
2012-06-15 03:57:03 PM

Dr Dreidel: cman: And yet no one ever dares to compare it with the civil rights movement of 1950-1960s.

Wait, what? Are you for real?

I'm at work, otherwise that political cartoon with a pic of the people holding anti-miscegnation signs next to the Phelps crowd holding theirs would be presented here.


2.bp.blogspot.com

23. As gay as men's swimming
 
2012-06-15 03:57:20 PM

dahmers love zombie: 21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.


Teh gheys are Jedi now? Panic!
 
2012-06-15 03:57:46 PM
23. As gay as eight guys blowin' nine guys?

blogs.suntimes.com
 
2012-06-15 03:59:08 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: King Something: dahmers love zombie: I think we need more utterly illogical similes for gayness. The more surreal, the better.

21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Everyone continue!

22. As gay as men's figure skating

23. As gay as eight guys blowing nine.

/wait


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-15 03:59:50 PM

Arkanaut: dahmers love zombie: 21: As gay as caramel-flavored mitochondria.

Teh gheys are Jedi now? Panic!


www.poormojo.org
 
2012-06-15 04:04:19 PM
• Slavery: If same-sex marriage were to be legalized, it would be on the same level as legalizing slavery in the eyes of Britain's most senior Catholic, Cardinal Keith O'Brien.

Yet Pedophilia and child rape are still ok to the church.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:07 PM

Beaver1224: bestiophiles (is that a word?)


Zoophilia, though we would have accepted any word with 'Newt' in it..
 
2012-06-15 04:21:49 PM

dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.


Go on...
 
2012-06-15 04:25:16 PM
24. As gay as a tree full of parrots.
 
2012-06-15 04:27:01 PM

dahmers love zombie: 14: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.


Come on, man. You can't just stop there!
 
2012-06-15 04:27:40 PM

Brytanica1: dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.

Go on...


I see you've already got that comment covered.
 
2012-06-15 04:33:55 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Brytanica1: dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.

Go on...

I see you've already got that comment covered.


I would have no problem being dragged out into the woods and ravaged by a kilt wearing, woad covered Sheamus O'Shaunessy.
 
2012-06-15 04:42:38 PM

Brytanica1: I May Be Crazy But...: Brytanica1: dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.

Go on...

I see you've already got that comment covered.

I would have no problem being dragged out into the woods and ravaged by a kilt wearing, woad covered Sheamus O'Shaunessy.


sosofficial.com
 
2012-06-15 05:33:17 PM
As gay as a 2,500 year old creosote bush.
 
2012-06-15 05:45:29 PM
gay is like dressing in diapers and then having a woman you call "mommy" spank you.

Oops, that is a Family Values Heterosexual Republican practice.
 
2012-06-15 05:58:45 PM

dahmers love zombie: 14: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.


Mrs. love zombie out of town this weekend?
 
2012-06-15 06:09:37 PM

El Pachuco: 24. As gay as a tree full of parrots.


25. Gay as straight.
 
2012-06-15 07:47:39 PM
As gay as cum on a mustache.
 
2012-06-15 08:45:28 PM

HeartBurnKid: Brytanica1: I May Be Crazy But...: Brytanica1: dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.

Go on...

I see you've already got that comment covered.

I would have no problem being dragged out into the woods and ravaged by a kilt wearing, woad covered Sheamus O'Shaunessy.

[sosofficial.com image 278x300]


I would hit that so hard by the time I was finished his sphincter would look like a cross between a fresh bullet wound and a barbers lather pot.
 
2012-06-15 08:51:49 PM

highendmighty: Dr Dreidel: cman: And yet no one ever dares to compare it with the civil rights movement of 1950-1960s.

Wait, what? Are you for real?

I'm at work, otherwise that political cartoon with a pic of the people holding anti-miscegnation signs next to the Phelps crowd holding theirs would be presented here.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x320]

23. As gay as men's swimming


I wish I knew anyone that gay. Because damn.
 
2012-06-15 09:23:08 PM
Have they compared homosexuality to a sweet, irresistable monkey paw trap yet?
 
2012-06-15 09:29:42 PM

highendmighty:
23. As gay as men's swimming


24. As gay as gay porn.

cdn2.cagepotato.com
 
2012-06-15 09:42:08 PM
Let's play a game called "Can Sheamus O'Shaunessy get any gayer"?

1. The gays have caught his eye : http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_The_Escapist/008ESC_Sheamus_O_Shau nessy_002.jpg

2. He's thinking about it: http://planetecatchdu59.p.l.pic.centerblog.net/o/6cb1b19f.png

3. Too far. He's gone over into lesbianism: http://sosofficial.com/images/splash/gallery-splash01.jpg

4. Surprise Buttsex! http://arch.413chan.net/sheamus_o%27shaunessy_farrelly-%28n13175279097 27%29.jpg

5. Just about right: http://webzoom.freewebs.com/xtremegardenwrestling/IWW%20002.jpg

So there you go. Can Sheamus O'Shannesey get any gayer? Vote now.

6. Answer: http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/007c68e983sheamus.p ng

Is that a mini-kilt he's wearing?
 
2012-06-15 09:47:43 PM
I still maintain that cage fighting is gayer than gay sex, making it a dubious comparison.
 
2012-06-15 09:50:25 PM

brantgoose: I still maintain that cage fighting is gayer than gay sex, making it a dubious comparison.


I used to work out at an MMA studio, and I used to go in in the afternoons to meet with my trainer.

I once said, watching the guys practice their rolls over on the other side of the gym, that all it needed was a bad soundtrack and it would be a porn flick. My trainer had to step outside, she was laughing so hard.
 
2012-06-16 04:24:19 AM
came for the MMA
leaving sweaty and exhausted
 
2012-06-16 09:34:10 AM
As gay as fark.
 
2012-06-16 10:58:46 AM

Brytanica1: HeartBurnKid: Brytanica1: I May Be Crazy But...: Brytanica1: dahmers love zombie: As gay as an uneducated barbarian. One would assume an uneducated barbarian with huge, defined muscles, coarse hair covering his perfect back and butto...um, nevermind.

Go on...

I see you've already got that comment covered.

I would have no problem being dragged out into the woods and ravaged by a kilt wearing, woad covered Sheamus O'Shaunessy.

[sosofficial.com image 278x300]

I would hit that so hard by the time I was finished his sphincter would look like a cross between a fresh bullet wound and a barbers lather pot.


Dude...
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report