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(Panama City News Herald)   Man stands his ground, holds six kids ages 4 to 16 at gunpoint for turning their ATV around in his driveway. Bonus: Makes oldest kid call mom to pick them up   (newsherald.com) divider line 345
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2012-06-15 04:43:19 PM

Mr. Right: The Last Line of TFA: Parents of the victims declined to comment Thursday.

Also known as "our kids were being dicks. We''d like to thank the old codger for showing heroic restraint but it might not sound good so say that so we won't say anything."


THIS farking THIS farking THIS
 
2012-06-15 04:43:31 PM

AbbeySomeone: Rev.K: The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

This.

Yep @ 8:30; but hey, they were praying right?


What sort of nefarious activity do you suppose the 4 year old was up to?
 
2012-06-15 04:44:13 PM
img2-1.timeinc.net

I guess Arlo Givens is out on parole again.
 
2012-06-15 04:44:45 PM
While I readily admit that there is nothing more aggravating than the multitude of jack holes that have designated my driveway as the best place in my neighborhood to turn around, I'd never pull a gun on somebody though I have been known to accidentally drop a few screws and nails. I'm cranky.
 
2012-06-15 04:45:17 PM
"HERO" tag needed, kids who ride ATVs tend to be trash
 
2012-06-15 04:46:24 PM
jst3p
Holy shiat, what an asshole!

Now, now, we're not talking about Scott Walker in this thread.

PlNG: Everybody is so quick to crucify here. This story seems really one sided. How much you want to bet those kids were trolling, turning around in his driveway like clockwork. Not gentle turnarounds either, but the kind that leave rubber.

WTF is wrong with you? Even if a bunch of kids with an ATV were burning rubber on his driveway, that would in no way justify the threat of deadly force.
 
2012-06-15 04:46:36 PM
vudukungfu Smartest
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2012-06-15 04:40:34 PM


Yeah, when Tom Cruise stops future crime, he's a farking hero.
When the average cracker in the swamp does it, sudenly he's a serial child predator




It's like our brave men on the wall. Everyone sleeply safely, ignorant of how people they will never meet are protecting them from unseen peril on a daily basis.
 
2012-06-15 04:48:28 PM

highendmighty: tomWright: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

once they kill each other off it will.

See, when you interfere with evolution with gun control laws it just lets critters like these proliferate.

We just need to let nature take its natural course

Which is exactly what happened with the Crips and Bloods, forcing them to come to a truce.


correct, but in that case jimmy and timmy interfered and stopped evolution before it was finished
 
2012-06-15 04:50:10 PM
www.theliberaloc.com
Children aren't children once they're out of diapers. They are all potential criminals. If you have to shoot to kill, don't forget to aim low.
 
2012-06-15 04:51:37 PM
Semi-CSB time.

I lived in Southport last year for about two months. It was two months that I'd rather not repeat. The entire farking county is run off the good ol' boy system, and if you weren't born there or grew up there, then you weren't one o' them. Glad something finally came of everyone and their cousin(s) waving firearms around over there.

/Had idiot kids up and down my street at all hours of the night on ATVs, so I'm glad they got the shiat scared out of them.
//In no way do I condone how that crotchety old fark went about scaring said kids.
 
2012-06-15 04:52:08 PM

missiv: Children aren't children once they're out of diapers. They are all potential criminals. If you have to shoot to kill, don't forget to aim low.


meninblackshootingrange.jpg
 
2012-06-15 04:52:37 PM
I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.
 
2012-06-15 04:52:45 PM

TravisBickle62: kids who ride ATVs tend to be trash


You sound like you had a shiatty childhood.
 
2012-06-15 04:53:53 PM

Mr. Right: The Last Line of TFA: Parents of the victims declined to comment Thursday.

Also known as "our kids were being dicks. We''d like to thank the old codger for showing heroic restraint but it might not sound good so say that so we won't say anything."


Look at how stupid you are.
 
2012-06-15 04:54:09 PM
Anybody want to explain why six kids under the legal driving age are driving an ATV of any kind on the streets?

see...they are not of legal age...and ATV's are not street legal...certainly not for kids to be driving on the street.

So it would seem if the kids where out breaking the law to start with....this would not have taken place.

So stow your moral outrage....get to the root of the problem....YOUR DAMN KIDS DO NOT BELONG OUT DRIVING ON THE STREETS driving ATV's on the roads.
 
2012-06-15 04:56:03 PM
I really expected to see my mom's exhusband on this story. He pulled something like this on us kids when he was drunk.

Fun guy. Had 3 guns in a safe, registered under the name of a friend because he couldn't legally have guns, and only he knew where the key to the safe was.

Divorce was pretty fun with that aspect. Especially since the buddy died a year before, so now he had the guns that were registered under the name of a dead man.

Anyway. He was 5'4". fark 'em.
 
2012-06-15 04:56:07 PM

JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.


Should I click the 'Funny' button, or are you actually this retarded?
 
2012-06-15 04:56:32 PM

Rainbow Dash: TravisBickle62: kids who ride ATVs tend to be trash

You sound like you had a shiatty childhood.


No kidding. I didn't have an ATV growing up (waaay too poor for that kind of luxury) but some of our friends who lived out in the country did. They were hardly "trash". Aside from a few jackwagons that like to tear up trails which aren't designated for ORV use, most ATV users seem to be pretty decent folks.

In my experience, anyway.
 
2012-06-15 04:57:36 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


I am all of these things and I agree with you.
 
2012-06-15 04:57:58 PM

The Muthaship: JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.

Should I click the 'Funny' button, or are you actually this retarded?


http://www.theworldoflogansrun.com/tvsandmen.jpg

I dunno. These guys think it's a good idea.
 
2012-06-15 04:58:40 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


of course not, you have lead them a little less.
 
2012-06-15 04:58:51 PM

highendmighty: I dunno. These guys think it's a good idea.


I remember when that was popular.

/that might be the problem....
 
2012-06-15 04:59:06 PM
Guy looks like Cotton Hill. You'd be mad too if you got your hips shot off in Ko-rea and came home to some kids turning aound in your driveway.
 
2012-06-15 04:59:30 PM

URAPNIS: These idiots are going to ruin it for the rest of us.



THIS

Keep supporting the Dirty Harry wanna be's you farking morons and eventually one of them will fark up so bad that public opinion will start swing back against us.

/gun owner
 
2012-06-15 04:59:46 PM
As an old fart who was mercilessly taunted last week by a gang of 14-year-old girls and their effeminate boy friend, I'm getting a kick...

These kids were farking around with a gate on my neighbor's property, and when I yelled at them to move along, they went instantly on the (verbal) attack, calling me a racist, a pedophile, and all kinds of other horrible names they seemed to have ready for any occasion. More astonishing than their ability to make shiat up at the drop of a hat was their apparent fearlessness when confronted, far from civilization, by an angry, scruffy old hillbilly who for all they knew could have really been dangerous.

/own plenty of guns, but didn't threaten to use them
 
2012-06-15 05:01:10 PM
 
2012-06-15 05:03:16 PM

The Muthaship: JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.

Should I click the 'Funny' button, or are you actually this retarded?


You're right, I know. School 'til 20.
 
2012-06-15 05:03:18 PM

HideMonkey: gang of 14-year-old girls


you are luck to have some sanity left, there is nothing more vile than a pack of those.
 
2012-06-15 05:03:39 PM

JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.


Star Trek did it
 
2012-06-15 05:05:16 PM

AbbeySomeone: Rev.K: The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

This.

Yep @ 8:30; but hey, they were praying right?


Hate to break it to you, but it is summer. Civil twilight is about 8, and it is just getting dark at 8:30. Its not like they were roaming the streets at the dead of night.
 
2012-06-15 05:08:12 PM
don't look for logic or reasoning. the mind dulls and wanders with age. people slowly become someone they wouldn't recognize 20-30 years ago. time takes a terrible toll on many people.

i've witnessed many guys hit the 60-65 area and go nuts on the nicest trees on their property. suddenly all those lovely old trees are deemed a threat and down they go. my own dad felled two huge wonderful evergreens that were each over two stories high, one on either side of the walkway leading to the front of their house. go figure.

our mom is in her 80's and recently had small strokes. now she's barely there, only able to feed herself and repeat the same story incessantly.
 
2012-06-15 05:08:45 PM

cretinbob: Nope, that's an ATV

UTV
 
2012-06-15 05:09:42 PM

Electric_Banana: Guy looks like Cotton Hill. You'd be mad too if you got your hips shot off in Ko-rea and came home to some kids turning aound in your driveway.


Shins. Tojo took his shins in World War II, not Korea.
 
2012-06-15 05:10:31 PM

JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.


Albert Einstein was 63 when he started working on the Manhattan Project. Just sayin.
 
2012-06-15 05:10:37 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


You are a member of an organization that actively lobbies and campaigns to make it more difficult to refuse arms to lunatics and criminals. That also lobbies and campaigns to make laws that essentially legalize execution style murder, dueling, and gangfighting. If you really believe what you say you believe, you shouldn't be supporting the NRA.
 
2012-06-15 05:10:40 PM

HeartBurnKid: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man

You did not address my question.

It was a false choice, there is no correct answer. And also, guns r cool.

Are you saying that your reduced intelligence produces neither pain no pleasure?

I believe the answer he's looking for is "Mu."


images.wikia.com

Are you certain?
 
2012-06-15 05:10:47 PM

suburbanguy: cretinbob: The My Little Pony Killer: cretinbob: You know how I can tell you live in a city?

... besides looking at my profile, smartass?

That's a wagon with a motor.

Nope, that's an ATV

Nope, that's a gator and a mule - which are both much more specialized than a traditional 4-wheeler. Is a Jeep an ATV? Hoe about an amphibious vehicle? I know you hillbillies like all your toys, but everyone thinks of a 4-wheeler when they hear "ATV". I could easily drive safely around with 20 people in my car if I owned a stretch limo, but I wouldn't just call it a "car."


Yeah, but it's still referred to as an ATV , or sometimes an APV.

here, let me google that for you
 
2012-06-15 05:12:21 PM
Put him in a nursing home.

m4khartford.org
 
2012-06-15 05:13:19 PM

Gilligann: Looks like his driveway is at the end of a small road. I can see why the kids used it to turn around.


Oh FFS gramps lighten up.....

zippyZRX: Anybody want to explain why six kids under the legal driving age are driving an ATV of any kind on the streets?

see...they are not of legal age...and ATV's are not street legal...certainly not for kids to be driving on the street.

So it would seem if the kids where out breaking the law to start with....this would not have taken place.

So stow your moral outrage....get to the root of the problem....YOUR DAMN KIDS DO NOT BELONG OUT DRIVING ON THE STREETS driving ATV's on the roads.


Look at the link posted by Gilligann, it's damn near in the middle of the farking woods. Also, ATVs aren't necessarily illegal to drive on streets, more rural towns often allow it. More so if you happen to live in the farking woods. I don't know if this has changed either, but when I was a kid you didn't need a licence to drive an certian ATVs.
 
2012-06-15 05:13:22 PM
Crazy-ass old coot. Jeeeeez.

(Also, predictable Farkers acting like somehow the gun was at fault. Pffffft.)
 
2012-06-15 05:16:41 PM
I bet his middle name is "Lee".

...checks article.

...yep.

Parents: Prevent Gun Violence - Don't Name Your Child "[First Name] + Lee + [Last Name]"
 
2012-06-15 05:17:46 PM

SouthernFriedYankee: (Also, predictable Farkers acting like somehow the gun was at fault. Pffffft.)


dailypicksandflicks.com

Oldie but goody....
 
2012-06-15 05:18:43 PM

Avery614: "I just took a shiat on what's left of his bed, haha!"


omigod that just made my day, ty
 
2012-06-15 05:20:14 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Put him in a nursing home.

[m4khartford.org image 500x469]


Image fail:

steeshes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-15 05:23:14 PM

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?


That seems like an exceptionally stupid conclusion to make based on his statement. He may have been joking. It may have been hyperbole. Or maybe it was just a critique on gun ownership in general. The whole "mental incompetence" and "intellectual deficiencies" retort seems like it came out of nowhere other than the space usually occupied by the stick in your ass, though.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:26 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


That sentence made me laugh. In other news, no one hates unethical corporate influence in politics more than lobbyists.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:50 PM

The Muthaship: If those were my kids, I'd pay his bond so I could take him back home where he felt safe.

Then shove every gun he owns up his ass.


So much better to lock him up with the ciminals he's been imagining his whole life were comming to his house to arse rape him, now he's locked in a cell with them!

He'll be the yard biatch before the end of the week. t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-15 05:24:17 PM

Jones_Boy: JonnyG: I have THE solution to all of our problems.

We set a blanket limit on lifespan to 60 years. Everyone goes to school til 18, works til 50, and takes the last 10 years to enjoy themselves. After 60, everyone is useless and taking up space anyway. It'd force us all to live more complete lives, not to mention it would solve many of our financial problems.

Like I always say, the real solutions to the world's problems are the ones you'd least like to accept.

Albert Einstein was 63 when he started working on the Manhattan Project. Just sayin.


"A person who has not made his great contribution to science before the age of 30 will never do so." - Albert Einstein

I'm not saying I agree, I'm just sayin'.
 
2012-06-15 05:25:18 PM
That sounds a lot like Southport. Oh, how I miss Bay County.
 
2012-06-15 05:26:24 PM

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.


So I see Fark has not too long ago added 'Smart' and 'Funny' voting buttons. Why not add a 'Troll' button? Very useful for comments like these!
 
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