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(Panama City News Herald)   Man stands his ground, holds six kids ages 4 to 16 at gunpoint for turning their ATV around in his driveway. Bonus: Makes oldest kid call mom to pick them up   (newsherald.com) divider line 345
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2012-06-15 10:31:03 AM  
And technically, they weren't even on his lawn.
 
2012-06-15 10:37:30 AM  
Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.
 
2012-06-15 10:39:13 AM  

choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.


What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.
 
2012-06-15 10:51:32 AM  
This guy sounds like a couple of the Farkers I've seen in the politics tab.
 
2012-06-15 11:21:39 AM  
I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.
 
2012-06-15 11:25:25 AM  

mr_a: There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.


You lack creativity.

Imagine: Mom's wigging out, and you need to subdue her without bloodshed. She doesn't know you're a pacifist and is giving you all kinds of holy hell. Point your (uncocked) glock at her kid at tell her if she doesn't get her yenta ass in the trunk you'll have to do something you don't want to do (which is leave without her in the trunk).

Of course, that would make you seven kinds of evil on other fronts, but not a child endangerer.
 
2012-06-15 12:02:08 PM  
What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?
 
2012-06-15 12:25:45 PM  
Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Please lock this man up.
 
2012-06-15 12:27:48 PM  

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


I completely concur with your comments. And you will get your satisfaction in knowing that, if the old man is convicted of aggravated battery, a felony, he can't own guns anymore in Florida.

/Not a NRA member.
//Debating whether to own guns again or not.
 
2012-06-15 12:38:27 PM  

BurnShrike: This guy sounds like a couple of the Farkers I've seen in the politics tab.



*Applause* Gold star for you,sir!
 
2012-06-15 12:40:03 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?


This.
 
2012-06-15 01:25:40 PM  
Fulcher ordered the kids to put their hands on their heads, get off the vehicle and lie down on the ground. The 16-year-old driver apologized, but Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Another child attempted to garner some sympathy from Fulcher, telling him it was one girl's birthday. Fulcher was unmoved. "Well, this will be a birthday she won't forget," Fulcher said.


What?! What the holy hell is wrong with this guy??

Two of the children were praying. Fulcher was agitated throughout the incident, repeatedly asking the driver if he understood what would happen to him if he pulled the trigger.


Ah, ok...

sas.guidespot.com
 
2012-06-15 01:28:43 PM  

Rev.K: The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

This.


You know how I can tell you live in a city?

www.networkintl.com

Yes, that's an ATV
 
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2012-06-15 02:10:15 PM  

BunkyBrewman: choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.


They grew up in the 50's.
 
2012-06-15 02:46:03 PM  

cretinbob: You know how I can tell you live in a city?


... besides looking at my profile, smartass?

That's a wagon with a motor.
 
2012-06-15 02:50:28 PM  
I've been in this situation before, in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Unused two track through the woods, and all of a sudden guy with shotgun is aiming at the lead 4x4 looking rather pissed we're tearing up his "back driveway". You can see his house through a break in the trees, but this was not a driveway by any stretch of the imagination. We thought we were on a designated offroading trail too.

He let us go at least. And thankfully none of the people in our group that were armed brandished their guns.
 
2012-06-15 03:39:04 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-06-15 03:50:54 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: cretinbob: You know how I can tell you live in a city?

... besides looking at my profile, smartass?

That's a wagon with a motor.


Nope, that's an ATV

image.trucktrend.com
 
2012-06-15 04:10:35 PM  
This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.
 
2012-06-15 04:10:45 PM  
Where are these death panels I was promised? Did Sarah lie to me?
 
2012-06-15 04:11:15 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I heard so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

 
2012-06-15 04:11:39 PM  

BunkyBrewman:

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-15 04:11:40 PM  

doglover: mr_a: There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

You lack creativity.

Imagine: Mom's wigging out, and you need to subdue her without bloodshed. She doesn't know you're a pacifist and is giving you all kinds of holy hell. Point your (uncocked) glock at her kid at tell her if she doesn't get her yenta ass in the trunk you'll have to do something you don't want to do (which is leave without her in the trunk).

Of course, that would make you seven kinds of evil on other fronts, but not a child endangerer.


How, exactly, does one "uncock" a Glock model handgun?
 
2012-06-15 04:12:00 PM  
Best Criminal Minds quote evar:

"Guys, we caught a bad one*."

"How bad?"

"Florida."

(pause) "Oh."

*every episode of this show is sick, twisted, and all kinds od farked up. So a "bad one" is saying something...
 
2012-06-15 04:13:09 PM  
I wonder how many inflatable gun sex dolls this guy owns? He probably goes through them like water, so he buys in bulk.
 
2012-06-15 04:13:58 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.


I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?
 
2012-06-15 04:14:02 PM  
You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?
 
2012-06-15 04:14:54 PM  

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?


Guns r cool man
 
2012-06-15 04:15:04 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.


Well now he probably won't be owning anymore guns from here on out.
 
2012-06-15 04:15:22 PM  

BunkyBrewman: choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.


Blacks would do the same, but they off each other in their 20s, thus not many are left to go nuts in their manopause years.
 
2012-06-15 04:15:44 PM  
Second Amendment, whoaaa whoaaaa yeah!
 
2012-06-15 04:15:48 PM  
I for one welcome our unsupervised child bus driver overlords
 
2012-06-15 04:16:36 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?


I'll take the "He's a Democrat" side of someone's bet that he's a Republican - the last time you were completely wrong.
 
2012-06-15 04:16:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man


Like any tool, they serve a purpose. Just don't let any tool have them.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:20 PM  
If those were my kids, I'd pay his bond so I could take him back home where he felt safe.

Then shove every gun he owns up his ass.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:32 PM  

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.


I think this is a great post and I think you are right. The difficulty is while I bet most NRA members would agree with you, I'm absolutely sure the NRA itself would disagree with you. Like this guy, the NRA has gone quite insane.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:37 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

Well now he probably won't be owning anymore guns from here on out.


harumph, I say give him a medal.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:57 PM  
Fulcher ordered the kids to put their hands on their heads, get off the vehicle and lie down on the ground. The 16-year-old driver apologized, but Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Another child attempted to garner some sympathy from Fulcher, telling him it was one girl's birthday. Fulcher was unmoved. "Well, this will be a birthday she won't forget," Fulcher said.


Holy shiat, what an asshole!
 
2012-06-15 04:18:10 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?


That was my first question too! My second question was "wait, did they just leave the ATV there?"

/easily distracted
 
2012-06-15 04:18:27 PM  

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?


Pretty sure your sarcasm meter needs calibration...
 
2012-06-15 04:18:36 PM  

beta_plus: Pointy Tail of Satan: You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?

I'll take the "He's a Democrat" side of someone's bet that he's a Republican - the last time you were completely wrong.


How about we all agree that he is a farkin nutjob regardless of his political leanings.
 
2012-06-15 04:18:38 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man


They are kinda fun, I'll admit.
 
2012-06-15 04:19:25 PM  

highendmighty: HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man

Like any tool, they serve a purpose. Just don't let any tool have them.


But that violates freedoms and such.
 
2012-06-15 04:20:23 PM  

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?


Which one comes from sarcasm? Also, how do you fit your head so far up your ass with those giant ears?
 
2012-06-15 04:20:34 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man


You did not address my question.
 
2012-06-15 04:20:35 PM  

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.


If only there were some method of making it so the general public couldn't walk into a store and buy a lethal weapon to point at a four year old...

/guns don't people, gun owners kill people
//or facilitate non-gun owners killing them
 
2012-06-15 04:20:45 PM  
These idiots are going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Which is probably the case in most things.
 
2012-06-15 04:20:55 PM  
Damn you people - I ran out of popcorn.
 
2012-06-15 04:21:39 PM  

BunkyBrewman: choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.


I don't know, another 20 years of reading stories like this I might just lose my shiat too.
 
2012-06-15 04:22:05 PM  
*[Checks mugshot - Yep]

Friggin' short people...
 
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