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		Man stands his ground, holds six kids ages 4 to 16 at gunpoint for turning their ATV around in his driveway. Bonus: Makes oldest kid call mom to pick them up (newsherald.com)		345
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Diogenes		2012-06-15 10:31:03 AM

And technically, they weren't even on his lawn.

choo		2012-06-15 10:37:30 AM

Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

BunkyBrewman		2012-06-15 10:39:13 AM

choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.

BurnShrike		2012-06-15 10:51:32 AM

This guy sounds like a couple of the Farkers I've seen in the politics tab.

mr_a		2012-06-15 11:21:39 AM

I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.

doglover		2012-06-15 11:25:25 AM

mr_a: There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

You lack creativity.

Imagine: Mom's wigging out, and you need to subdue her without bloodshed. She doesn't know you're a pacifist and is giving you all kinds of holy hell. Point your (uncocked) glock at her kid at tell her if she doesn't get her yenta ass in the trunk you'll have to do something you don't want to do (which is leave without her in the trunk).

Of course, that would make you seven kinds of evil on other fronts, but not a child endangerer.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-06-15 12:02:08 PM

What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

Sybarite		2012-06-15 12:25:45 PM

Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Please lock this man up.

AirForceVet		2012-06-15 12:27:48 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.

I completely concur with your comments. And you will get your satisfaction in knowing that, if the old man is convicted of aggravated battery, a felony, he can't own guns anymore in Florida.

/Not a NRA member.
//Debating whether to own guns again or not.

Apos		2012-06-15 12:38:27 PM

BurnShrike: This guy sounds like a couple of the Farkers I've seen in the politics tab.

*Applause* Gold star for you,sir!

Rev.K		2012-06-15 12:40:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

This.

gilgigamesh		2012-06-15 01:25:40 PM

Fulcher ordered the kids to put their hands on their heads, get off the vehicle and lie down on the ground. The 16-year-old driver apologized, but Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Another child attempted to garner some sympathy from Fulcher, telling him it was one girl's birthday. Fulcher was unmoved. "Well, this will be a birthday she won't forget," Fulcher said.

What?! What the holy hell is wrong with this guy??

Two of the children were praying. Fulcher was agitated throughout the incident, repeatedly asking the driver if he understood what would happen to him if he pulled the trigger.

Ah, ok...

cretinbob		2012-06-15 01:28:43 PM

Rev.K: The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

This.

You know how I can tell you live in a city?

www.networkintl.com

Yes, that's an ATV

vpb		2012-06-15 02:10:15 PM

BunkyBrewman: choo: Scared white angry country bumpkins. These guys exist by the truckload in the more rural areas of Acadiana.

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.

They grew up in the 50's.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-06-15 02:46:03 PM

cretinbob: You know how I can tell you live in a city?

... besides looking at my profile, smartass?

That's a wagon with a motor.

meat0918		2012-06-15 02:50:28 PM

I've been in this situation before, in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Unused two track through the woods, and all of a sudden guy with shotgun is aiming at the lead 4x4 looking rather pissed we're tearing up his "back driveway". You can see his house through a break in the trees, but this was not a driveway by any stretch of the imagination. We thought we were on a designated offroading trail too.

He let us go at least. And thankfully none of the people in our group that were armed brandished their guns.

Silly Jesus		2012-06-15 03:39:04 PM

cretinbob		2012-06-15 03:50:54 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: cretinbob: You know how I can tell you live in a city?

... besides looking at my profile, smartass?

That's a wagon with a motor.

Nope, that's an ATV

image.trucktrend.com

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-15 04:10:35 PM

This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-06-15 04:10:45 PM

Where are these death panels I was promised? Did Sarah lie to me?

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-15 04:11:15 PM

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I heard so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

bwilson27		2012-06-15 04:11:39 PM

BunkyBrewman:

What the holy hell happens to these guys? It's like they reach the age of 60 and just lose their farking minds.

upload.wikimedia.org

Dimensio		2012-06-15 04:11:40 PM

doglover: mr_a: There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

You lack creativity.

Imagine: Mom's wigging out, and you need to subdue her without bloodshed. She doesn't know you're a pacifist and is giving you all kinds of holy hell. Point your (uncocked) glock at her kid at tell her if she doesn't get her yenta ass in the trunk you'll have to do something you don't want to do (which is leave without her in the trunk).

Of course, that would make you seven kinds of evil on other fronts, but not a child endangerer.

How, exactly, does one "uncock" a Glock model handgun?

namegoeshere		2012-06-15 04:12:00 PM

Best Criminal Minds quote evar:

"Guys, we caught a bad one*."

"How bad?"

"Florida."

(pause) "Oh."

*every episode of this show is sick, twisted, and all kinds od farked up. So a "bad one" is saying something...

LeroyBourne		2012-06-15 04:13:09 PM

I wonder how many inflatable gun sex dolls this guy owns? He probably goes through them like water, so he buys in bulk.

Dimensio		2012-06-15 04:13:58 PM

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Pointy Tail of Satan		2012-06-15 04:14:02 PM

You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-15 04:14:54 PM

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man

Tat'dGreaser		2012-06-15 04:15:04 PM

HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

Well now he probably won't be owning anymore guns from here on out.

hbk72777		2012-06-15 04:15:22 PM

SultanofSchwing		2012-06-15 04:15:44 PM

Second Amendment, whoaaa whoaaaa yeah!

mikaloyd		2012-06-15 04:15:48 PM

I for one welcome our unsupervised child bus driver overlords

beta_plus		2012-06-15 04:16:36 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?

I'll take the "He's a Democrat" side of someone's bet that he's a Republican - the last time you were completely wrong.

highendmighty		2012-06-15 04:16:54 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man

Like any tool, they serve a purpose. Just don't let any tool have them.

The Muthaship		2012-06-15 04:17:20 PM

If those were my kids, I'd pay his bond so I could take him back home where he felt safe.

Then shove every gun he owns up his ass.

lennavan		2012-06-15 04:17:32 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

His weapons should be confiscated and he should be banned from ever owning a weapon of any sort again. He has demonstrated quite clearly he is incapable of safely handling a weapon.

And I believe most NRA members would agree with me. No one hates irresponsible use of firearms more than people who like guns.

I think this is a great post and I think you are right. The difficulty is while I bet most NRA members would agree with you, I'm absolutely sure the NRA itself would disagree with you. Like this guy, the NRA has gone quite insane.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-15 04:17:37 PM

Tat'dGreaser: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

Well now he probably won't be owning anymore guns from here on out.

harumph, I say give him a medal.

jst3p		2012-06-15 04:17:57 PM

Fulcher ordered the kids to put their hands on their heads, get off the vehicle and lie down on the ground. The 16-year-old driver apologized, but Fulcher cocked the hammer on the revolver and pointed the gun at the driver's head and told him he'd be the "first to go." He kept his finger on the trigger.

Another child attempted to garner some sympathy from Fulcher, telling him it was one girl's birthday. Fulcher was unmoved. "Well, this will be a birthday she won't forget," Fulcher said.

Holy shiat, what an asshole!

apoptotic		2012-06-15 04:18:10 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: What the hell were six kids doing on one ATV at once?

That was my first question too! My second question was "wait, did they just leave the ATV there?"

/easily distracted

Scooty_Puff_Sr		2012-06-15 04:18:27 PM

stevenboof		2012-06-15 04:18:36 PM

beta_plus: Pointy Tail of Satan: You mean his some to be ex-lawn. Wanna bet he's a Republican?

I'll take the "He's a Democrat" side of someone's bet that he's a Republican - the last time you were completely wrong.

How about we all agree that he is a farkin nutjob regardless of his political leanings.

lennavan		2012-06-15 04:18:38 PM

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-15 04:19:25 PM

highendmighty: HotWingConspiracy: Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: This is another one of those responsible gun owners I head so much about. More people like this should own deadly weapons, it makes us all safer.

I am curious: do you suffer physical discomfort as a direct consequence of your mental incompetence, or do your intellectual deficiencies instead produce a continuous state of euphoria?

Guns r cool man

Like any tool, they serve a purpose. Just don't let any tool have them.

But that violates freedoms and such.

Sczi		2012-06-15 04:20:23 PM

Dimensio		2012-06-15 04:20:34 PM

gweilo8888		2012-06-15 04:20:35 PM

mr_a: I am a gun-owner, a lover of all kinds of target shooting, an NRA member, a 2nd amendment supporter, etc etc etc.

There is NO REASON on earth why you should be pointing a weapon at a 4 year-old. None.

If only there were some method of making it so the general public couldn't walk into a store and buy a lethal weapon to point at a four year old...

/guns don't people, gun owners kill people
//or facilitate non-gun owners killing them