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(Starpulse)   Ashley Green crowned Superstar of Tomorrow, joining such luminaries as Jamie Lynn Spears, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Mandy Moore. They're still around, right?   (starpulse.com) divider line 63
    More: Stupid, Jamie Lynn Spears, Rachael Leigh Cook, Young Hollywood Awards, Superstar of Tomorrow, James Van Der Beek, Alex Pettyfer, Miranda Cosgrove, Ashley Greene  
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2012-06-15 10:37:46 AM  
Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.
 
2012-06-15 10:45:57 AM  
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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them
 
2012-06-15 10:47:33 AM  
Yes, yes they are still around. Was this the rhetorical or retardical question?
 
2012-06-15 10:47:47 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.


Bears repeating.
 
2012-06-15 10:56:32 AM  
Mandy Moore is awesome.
 
2012-06-15 11:07:49 AM  
Mmmmmandy

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2012-06-15 11:14:20 AM  
I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.
 
2012-06-15 11:14:59 AM  
Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.
 
2012-06-15 11:16:39 AM  
So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?
 
2012-06-15 11:16:40 AM  

adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.


I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible
 
2012-06-15 11:25:15 AM  

give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?


That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW
 
2012-06-15 11:36:43 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW


That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.
 
2012-06-15 11:38:52 AM  
I like this list, this is a list I can work with!!
 
2012-06-15 11:40:44 AM  

adamgreeney: That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.


Damn Imageshack. Bunch of prudes. I really need to find another way of doing this. But the ImageShack Image loader is just so easy to use!
 
2012-06-15 11:43:35 AM  

Mentat: adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible


That was a cute movie.
 
2012-06-15 12:25:06 PM  
Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.
 
2012-06-15 12:31:39 PM  
Jamie Lynn Spears was once a "luminary"?
 
2012-06-15 01:20:49 PM  

Quasar: Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.


And great out of them, too:

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2012-06-15 01:59:10 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


Has she been back on therelately?
 
2012-06-15 01:59:59 PM  

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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them


She's fark me eyes. I like fark me eyes.
 
2012-06-15 02:05:28 PM  

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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them


Great, now I'm hungry.
/mmmm salty oysters........
 
2012-06-15 02:17:11 PM  
who?

*looks at pics in thread*

Ok, I'd hit hit, but

Who?
 
2012-06-15 02:22:18 PM  
I'll take one of each.
 
2012-06-15 02:23:17 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Quasar: Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.

And great out of them, too:

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Don't forget entourage. And I finally saw Tangled. Really good movie and she'll get more of those roles easily. Didn't know who Ashley Green was, but yes she is hot
 
2012-06-15 02:33:32 PM  

give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?


That already happened.
 
2012-06-15 02:38:45 PM  
She's smokin' hot, but I have never heard of her. If she's only ever been in the Twilight movies, that would explain it.

I'm getting old. There was like a 300+ thread the other day about something called "Cobra Starship" - and I swear I'm not doing that thing where someone pretends like they've never heard of something that everyone's heard of when I say I have honestly never heard of the band (?) "Cobra Starship."
 
2012-06-15 02:47:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


She was on the cover of and featured in the first issue of FHM.

I'm only slightly embarrassed to say that I still have a copy of it.
 
2012-06-15 02:51:03 PM  
CSB: First heard of/saw Ashley Greene when she was a guest on some late night talk show. I heard the name "Ashley Greene" announced as an upcoming guest just fine, but for some reason my brain interpreted it as "Anna Kendrick" (this wasn't too long after Up in The Air was released), so when Greene came on set I was all "wtf, I had no idea Kendrick was that tall....". Since Kendrick was also in one of the Twilight films, the Twilight talk didn't help me figure out that this was a completely different woman either.

That's all I got. This story is brought to you by Wrigley Winterfresh gum.
 
2012-06-15 02:51:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


A male or lesbian brain would have to be on drugs to NOT.
 
2012-06-15 02:54:01 PM  
And yes, I realize that Greene & Kendrick aren't exactly spitting images of each other to begin with, but this was late at night while in my boxers and with one hand firmly on my junk. I'm not at my most perceptive during these times.
 
2012-06-15 02:55:24 PM  

Current Resident: She was on the cover of and featured in the first issue of FHM.

I'm only slightly embarrassed to say that I still have a copy of it.


Can you still peel the pages apart?
 
2012-06-15 02:58:22 PM  
When the Hayden Panittierre / Robert Downey Jr. gossip rumors broke a few months ago, someone connected the dots between Jamie Lynn and her potential baby daddy.

In a word: ick.
 
2012-06-15 03:07:16 PM  
Is it just me or do young women nowadays just not know how to stand up straight? She's an attractive lady to be sure but every picture of her seems like her shoulders are about to cave in.
 
2012-06-15 03:17:11 PM  
She looks like a young pointy Neve Campbell. Very Nice.
 
2012-06-15 03:20:36 PM  
Can't wait until Heavy Metal does "whatever happened to the superstar of tomorrow?"
 
2012-06-15 03:40:21 PM  
Not to nitpick a beautiful girl who'd never even actually speak to me, but... where are her hips?

Seriously. She's pretty, and stuff, but there's a sorta weird not-curve there.
 
2012-06-15 03:40:36 PM  
Hot, but no one knows of Ashley Greene outside of Twitlight. Career killer to play fairy boy's bro
 
2012-06-15 03:46:11 PM  
what
 
2012-06-15 03:48:00 PM  

Mentat: adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible


God, I love that movie.
 
2012-06-15 03:49:39 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


they need her to return to Psych.
 
2012-06-15 03:54:46 PM  

DancingElkCondor: Hot, but no one knows of Ashley Greene outside of Twitlight. Career killer to play fairy boy's bro


I think she has a horror movie coming up soon.. but I don't like horror movies, either.
 
2012-06-15 04:03:28 PM  

PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.

Has she been back on therelately?


No, and she's not likely to be, either, given that Shawn and Jules are now an item.
 
2012-06-15 04:11:48 PM  

adamgreeney: The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW

That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.


Just how hard is it to go to Google Images and type "Ashley Greene nude" ?

/safe search off of course...duh
 
2012-06-15 04:35:24 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.


No. You are.
 
2012-06-15 04:48:47 PM  

fisker: mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.

No. You are.


I don't know what that means, but thank you.
 
2012-06-15 04:55:51 PM  
Someone needs to do an Ashley Greene/Eva Green lesbian thriller.
 
2012-06-15 05:42:56 PM  

Inaditch: Someone needs to do an Ashley Greene/Eva Green lesbian thriller.


And now I've got to sit here at work for 2 sticky crotch hours. Thanks.
 
2012-06-15 07:30:44 PM  
She's in crappy B horror film called Summer's Blood and/or Summer's Moon. I don't recommend watching it.
 
2012-06-15 07:48:07 PM  

peterthx: adamgreeney: The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW

That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.

Just how hard is it to go to Google Images and type "Ashley Greene nude" ?

/safe search off of course...duh


I don't let Google run cookies anymore. Moderate SafeSearch for life, unfortunately.
 
2012-06-15 09:04:09 PM  
 
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