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(UEFA Champions League)   Group of Disappointment plays their second match today with Ukraine and France at noon (EST) followed by England and Sweden at 2:45. Subby hopes each game is a draw from own goals   ( divider line
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2012-06-15 12:37:01 PM  
7 votes:

A Fark Handle: this is some bullshiat. the african cup of nations has been played in ponds. just get out there and play. pansy ass pansies.

That's because the winning country got to take the water home.
2012-06-15 04:40:49 PM  
2 votes:
He stumbled into the ball and knocked it in.

Gard Darmirt

I'll award him only 3 out of 5 possible MarioGomezes for that.
No more, because he probably meant to hit the ball that way lacking other options and was hoping for the best.
2012-06-15 01:54:29 PM  
2 votes:
The Mirror's response:
SVERIGES STÖRSTA FEL - Sweden's biggest failure

OLOF DU SWEDE - Olof you Swede

IKEA KONKORS Ikea is bankrupt

JAG ÄR HUMPERDINCK'S KÄRLEKSBARN - Eurovision winner is Engelbert Humperdinck's love child


BASTU HÄLSORISKER? - Sauna health risks?
2012-06-15 01:44:12 PM  
2 votes:

paj: mitchcumstein1: TheKnownUniverse: No "France surrenders?" jokes? You're growing up, Fark. Soon you'll have big boy hairs.

I'm more shocked that nobody has been mentioned that Samir Nasri is a coont.

/Samir Nasri is a coont.

Yup. Link

Calling Nasri a coont is an insult to coonts everywhere.

In other news, a Swedish tabloid made up some fake headlines for the English press predicting the outcome of the England-Sweden match.
2012-06-15 12:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
That Torres double yesterday has unleashed the apocalypse.
2012-06-15 07:53:43 PM  
1 vote:
Long balls, short balls & drifting balls is what football is all about. Not forgetting the rough tackle from behind.
2012-06-15 04:44:59 PM  
1 vote:

sailorman_glh: Parker just launched Apollo 20. Should be in the Moon's orbit in a couple of days.

And then there were four moons that orbited the earth: the Moon, the Charlie Adam, the Sergio Ramos, and the Scotty Parker. And we will fake landings on all of them.
2012-06-15 04:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
In the words of James May... Oh cock
2012-06-15 04:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-15 01:48:00 PM  
1 vote:

TheKnownUniverse: In other news, a Swedish tabloid made up some fake headlines for the English press predicting the outcome of the England-Sweden match.

You know those are fake because they don't go over-the-top enough to properly reflect the English sentiments on the Three Lions :)
2012-06-15 12:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe they can get that giant "This is Russia" flag to sop up the rain.
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