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(Scientific American)   A new 10-legged crab species? The Cloaca Maxima? Discovered beneath Rome? Read this in Zoidberg's voice, you did right now   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) divider line 29
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2012-06-15 09:33:01 AM  
Yes, in fact.
I did.
 
2012-06-15 09:34:26 AM  
Why is Dr. Zoidberg talking like Yoda?
 
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2012-06-15 09:42:41 AM  
Taste like crab, talk like people.
 
2012-06-15 10:19:13 AM  
New species?

Why not Zoidberg?
 
2012-06-15 10:21:19 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I own this book. It's awesome.
 
2012-06-15 10:32:44 AM  
More like "Read this in Zoidberg's voice, why don't you." He's not Yoda.
 
2012-06-15 11:07:17 AM  
Came for the Zoidberg love, leaving overwhelmed.
 
2012-06-15 11:08:17 AM  
I got the butter....
 
2012-06-15 12:15:05 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-15 01:12:42 PM  
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2012-06-15 01:23:18 PM  
Cloaca Maxima? That crab sounds like a big asshole.
 
2012-06-15 01:29:55 PM  
Wow, author of TFA has a serious hard-on for crabs. I felt like I was reading slash fic.
 
2012-06-15 01:31:21 PM  
So...I should melt just a little more butter. Got it.
 
2012-06-15 01:31:57 PM  
Call me when the ten legged crab is genetically engineered with butter infusion

JC
 
2012-06-15 01:33:30 PM  
FTA:

blogs.scientificamerican.com
Roman river crab in its natural habitat.

Apparently, Roman river crabs live in apartment buildings.

Who new?
 
2012-06-15 02:20:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: FTA:

[blogs.scientificamerican.com image 448x293]
Roman river crab in its natural habitat.

Apparently, Roman river crabs live in apartment buildings.

Who new?


That's the Roman Forum.
 
2012-06-15 02:47:46 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Can't believe I'm the first
 
2012-06-15 03:27:38 PM  
10 legged crabs? when did scientific american visit subby's mom?
 
2012-06-15 03:43:11 PM  
blogs.scientificamerican.com
Maximus crab says: "Come at me bro"/"Are you not entertained?"
 
2012-06-15 03:50:42 PM  

cgraves67: Cloaca Maxima? That crab sounds like a big asshole.


No, the Giant Asshole of Rome has crabs.
 
2012-06-15 03:55:01 PM  
That is a very long article about an animal I was indifferent to, but I found it to be an enjoyable read.
 
2012-06-15 04:03:40 PM  
But have they answered the main question: do they taste delicious?
 
2012-06-15 04:24:50 PM  
Why did the link take me to fark geek page again?

And I did NOT read that in zoidberg voice. But my Weeners was in his voice so 3/4 subby.
 
2012-06-15 04:53:25 PM  
A member of the phylum Decapoda has 10 legs.

I am Jack's enormous surprise.
 
2012-06-15 05:03:24 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Unleash the ten-legged black widows! (What run REALLY FAST!)
//Actual in-game text.
 
2012-06-15 05:31:33 PM  
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, and 10-legged crabs, what have the Romans ever done for us?
 
2012-06-15 06:50:55 PM  

Bermuda59: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, and 10-legged crabs, what have the Romans ever done for us?


They were the first european nation with a standing army, so the military industrial complex.
 
2012-06-15 10:24:58 PM  
Crabs are awesome...with butter!

The local Indian casino used to have a seafood buffet with unlimited king crab legs for around $30. Rarely can a person say, "I ate too much crab." But, for a while, I said it every Wednesday.
 
2012-06-16 02:48:19 PM  
TLDR: These crabs certainly make one wonder what else can be found up Rome's cloaca.
 
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