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(KREM Spokane)   100-mph drive ends in dramatic fail. This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions   (krem.com) divider line 61
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2012-06-15 10:13:28 AM
Should have left him to his moosey fate.
 
2012-06-15 11:22:26 AM
This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions

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2012-06-15 11:58:26 AM
And a cop who put it all together...one cunning Lininger.
 
2012-06-15 01:12:59 PM
This article is more enjoyable if you read each sentence starting with "You might be a redneck if...."
 
2012-06-15 01:13:38 PM

Richard Saunders: And a cop who put it all together...one cunning Lininger.


Bravo.
 
2012-06-15 01:14:33 PM
Wow...sounds like a lot of weapons-grade stupidity in that family
 
2012-06-15 01:15:19 PM
And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"
 
2012-06-15 01:16:42 PM
Yes yes yes... It's where two jacked midgets are filled with compressed air and dress in owl costumes while they fart in your general direction.
 
2012-06-15 01:18:25 PM

Unoriginal_Username: And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"


I know, seriously!! Farkers be slippin'. That's like a subby's wet dream!
 
2012-06-15 01:20:26 PM

walkerhound: Unoriginal_Username: And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"

I know, seriously!! Farkers be slippin'. That's like a subby's wet dream!


I can't believe the subby didn't work that in somewhere, maybe in the last two words.
 
2012-06-15 01:21:24 PM
The story needed a dash of bath salts to pull it all together.
 
2012-06-15 01:21:30 PM

walkerhound: Unoriginal_Username: And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"

I know, seriously!! Farkers be slippin'. That's like a subby's wet dream!


I was assuming that was the "nocturnal emissions" reference... no?
 
2012-06-15 01:25:01 PM
do they get to keep the moosehead?
 
2012-06-15 01:26:47 PM
Was it in room with the moose?
 
2012-06-15 01:29:37 PM
Best. Last. Name. Ever.
 
2012-06-15 01:29:58 PM
A moose bit my teenager parolee once...
 
2012-06-15 01:30:52 PM
I just came back from a liquid lunch and this thread fulfills all my dreams....
 
2012-06-15 01:32:03 PM
That's got to be a contender for "world's most embarassing surname".

I presume he pronounces it Co-mesa-t'night.
 
2012-06-15 01:33:48 PM
 
2012-06-15 01:36:59 PM

johndalek: do they get to keep the moosehead?


darkskuld: Was it in room with the moose?



Why don't you forget the moose?
www.popscreen.com
 
2012-06-15 01:42:49 PM
Is that real moose in your hair?
 
2012-06-15 01:45:59 PM
For going 100 mph and slamming into a moose, that car came out of the accident pretty well. I was expecting it to be completely totaled.

/don't make cars like that anymore
 
2012-06-15 01:47:00 PM

uncleacid: Is that real moose in your hair?


www.picktainment.com
 
2012-06-15 01:52:07 PM

Unoriginal_Username: And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"


Cam here for Comesatnight. Wondering if he's related to Wentsunmorn.
 
2012-06-15 01:53:04 PM

SmellsLikePoo: walkerhound: Unoriginal_Username: And not one mention of the last name? "Comesatnight"

I know, seriously!! Farkers be slippin'. That's like a subby's wet dream!

I was assuming that was the "nocturnal emissions" reference... no?


Most likely a Native American. Meet Mrs Shotonbothsides.

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-15 01:53:49 PM
The only things missing were midgets, a beachball, and a cato'nine tails...

/wait- do the 5 year olds count as midgets?
 
2012-06-15 01:55:43 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the gene pool wouldn't have been much worse for wear had everybody in that car been killed in the crash....
 
2012-06-15 01:56:04 PM
We now know Comesatnight was driving around 100 miles per hour without a license or a permit. Investigators say he was driving three adults, who were in the backseat and had suspended licenses. The group was driving from Great Falls, Montana to the Coeur d'Alene Casino.

...

Turns out that's truer than it first sounds. The teen's guardian, Martin Tellesch, wasn't supposed to leave Montana because he's on parole. Four others were also in the car, including two five-year-olds. One of them fractured his skull and had to have a plate put in after the moose head came flying into the car.


I'm confused on the passenger list. The teen driver, three adults in the back, and two five-year-olds in the front? Or the driver, the three adults, and four others? Six in the car sounds more believable, but it could have been the teen, three adults in the back, two adults in front, and two kids on laps/roaming freely.
 
2012-06-15 01:59:52 PM
Ryan Comesatnight

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2012-06-15 02:01:00 PM
Ryan Comesatnight in Great Falls on Facebook.

Bonus A - from Heart Butte
Bonus B - Status: THEE MOOSE HITTER IS NOW ONLINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2012-06-15 02:01:55 PM
All the fines have yet to be paid.

Yeah, I'll bet not.
 
2012-06-15 02:05:09 PM
Comesatnight? Wait, did this accident happen during the day or night?
 
2012-06-15 02:06:43 PM

skrame: Ryan Comesatnight in Great Falls on Facebook.

Bonus A - from Heart Butte
Bonus B - Status: THEE MOOSE HITTER IS NOW ONLINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Bonus C - Three friends share the 'comesatnight' last name, including Justin Lee who works at McDonald, loves Twilight and Miley Cyrus, and is single. No crap?

/Could Comesatnight be a native name? Lots of friends with names like Redhorn and Bullbear.
 
2012-06-15 02:13:00 PM

skrame: skrame: Ryan Comesatnight in Great Falls on Facebook.

Bonus A - from Heart Butte
Bonus B - Status: THEE MOOSE HITTER IS NOW ONLINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bonus C - Three friends share the 'comesatnight' last name, including Justin Lee who works at McDonald, loves Twilight and Miley Cyrus, and is single. No crap?

/Could Comesatnight be a native name? Lots of friends with names like Redhorn and Bullbear.


Beats the hell out of Jaeden or Brady, or even Boston.
 
2012-06-15 02:15:19 PM
Mind you, møøse bites can be nasti
 
2012-06-15 02:16:56 PM
www2.beerguild.co.uk
 
2012-06-15 02:19:20 PM

Sybarite: Should have left him to his moosey fate.


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Thank you sir. I'd never give a Moose some walnuts...
 
2012-06-15 02:20:48 PM

BKITU: This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions

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You forgot to mention that the moose was decapitated. That's the best part of this story. A decapitated moose.

So much so that I'll mention it again.

A decapitated moose.
 
2012-06-15 02:22:14 PM
Comesatnight cannot be a real last name. He had to have been pulling the cop's leg, or something.
 
2012-06-15 02:30:32 PM

THIS JUST IN:

Not all Parts of the US Killed their Native Populations

All of Fark Baffled
 
2012-06-15 02:33:24 PM
McLovin?
 
2012-06-15 02:39:21 PM

LeroyBourne: The story needed a dash of bath salts to pull it all together.


Natives don't do bath salts. They are old school so they stick to the malt liquor. Honestly, I am shocked that DUI wasn't among the charges.

Coco LaFemme: Comesatnight cannot be a real last name. He had to have been pulling the cop's leg, or something.


I knew an Indian dude whose name was Stabsbymistake.

/really
 
2012-06-15 02:39:50 PM
I've been driving in my Indian Car,
To the pound of the wheels drumming in my brain,
My dash is dusty, my plates are expired,
Please Mr. Officer, let me explain,
I've got to make it to a Pow-Wow tonight,
I'll be singing 49, down by the river side,
Looking for a sugar, riding in my Indian Car,
Got my T-Bird in the glove-box,
I ain't got no spare,
Got a feather from an eagle,
I ain't got no care,
The road is empty,
As my bottle of desire,
Daylight is breaking,
The sun touches fire,
I've got to make another Pow-Wow tonight,
I'll be singing 49, down by the river side,
Looking for a sugar, riding in my Indian Car,
My car is dented,
The radiator steams,
One headlight don't work,
But the radio can scream,
I got a sticker,
It say's "Indian Power",
I stuck it on my bumper,
That's what holds my car together,
Were on the circuit of an Indian dream,
We don't get old,
We just get younger,
When were flying down the highway,
Riding in our Indian Cars,
Were on the circuit of an Indian dream,
We don't get old,
We just get younger,
When were flying down the highway,
Riding in our Indian Cars,
Riding in our Indian Cars,
Riding in our Indian Cars
 
2012-06-15 02:51:14 PM
Yeah, driving 100 mph is stupid. Not news, despite some of the testosterone-filled boys who post on Fark.
 
2012-06-15 02:55:45 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-15 03:00:09 PM
Well, the moose should have been crossing 3 miles down the road, at the "moose crossing" sign.
 
2012-06-15 03:07:40 PM

farkityfarker: Yeah, driving 100 mph letting a 14 year old drive is stupid. Not news, despite some of the testosterone-filled boys who post on Fark.



Several places in the world allow 100mph driving on some of their roads without concluding that all road users are stupid.
 
2012-06-15 03:17:52 PM

umad: I knew an Indian dude whose name was Stabsbymistake.

/really


I knew a white guy that was adopted by Native Americans that went by the name "Dances with Wolves." Married a white chick called "Stands with a Fist."

/not srsly

Most Indians I know go by "Suneel" or "Ravi."
 
2012-06-15 03:55:37 PM

PsyLord: For going 100 mph and slamming into a moose, that car came out of the accident pretty well. I was expecting it to be completely totaled.

/don't make cars like that anymore


Older cars are made with more steel, are heavy and don't have as many crumple zones. So the passengers deaccelerate very quickly with the car and sustain injuries. I'm assuming the lack of deaths was due to how packed in those 6 people were and the likelihood of them hitting only the moose's head since it was decapitated.
 
2012-06-15 04:12:53 PM

BKITU: This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions

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THIS.

/love Stefan
//makes me CRY when he shows up on SNL
 
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