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(KREM Spokane)   100-mph drive ends in dramatic fail. This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions   (krem.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Great Falls, Silver Valley, paroles, collisions, Ryan Comesatnight  
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9876 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2012 at 1:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-15 04:16:38 PM  
Sorry folks parks close. The moose out front should have told you.
 
2012-06-15 05:08:44 PM  
"Comesatnight?" Seriously? This has to be a bad joke.

/It may be expensive to legally change your last name..... But it would be worth it in this case.

// Makes having a stupid name like "Rusty Carr" or "Robin Bird" seem totally normal.
 
2012-06-15 06:42:36 PM  
Shenanigans. Someone had what they thought was a good April Fool's story left unused. No way that all of this shiat happened at once.
 
2012-06-15 06:47:15 PM  

biglew99: BKITU: This story has it all: teenagers, moose, parolees, and nocturnal emissions

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THIS.

/love Stefan
//makes me CRY when he shows up on SNL


just wanted to echo Stefan support. makes me pee my pants. hope that character some day gets his own movie.
 
2012-06-15 06:50:12 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Comesatnight cannot be a real last name. He had to have been pulling the cop's leg, or something.


Officer Twodogsfarking would never fall for such shenanigans.
 
2012-06-15 07:00:23 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: THIS JUST IN:

Not all Parts of the US Killed their Native Populations
All of Fark Baffled


Apparently, they seem to be doing it themselves.
 
2012-06-15 07:34:25 PM  
Ryan Comesatnight FACEBOOK post:

MAN YESTERDAY HIT A MOOSE AROUND 9:30 PM BETWEEN WALLACE AND KELLOG IDAHO MAN MY POOR NEPHEW GOT A FRACURED SKULL MAN AM I SORE THE MOOSE HEAD LANDED IN MY MOMS LAP THE SIDE OF THE CAR CHOPED THE MOOSE HEAD OFF AND LANDED IT RITE IM ME MOMS LAP DAMN SUCKY ASS WEEKEND
 
2012-06-15 08:25:27 PM  
Four others were also in the car, including two five-year-olds. One of them fractured his skull and had to have a plate put in after the moose head came flying into the car.

As a father, a grandfather and an animal lover I find this incredibly funny.
 
2012-06-15 09:29:09 PM  
It was all due to a trauma he suffered as a sboolboy...
 
2012-06-15 11:09:39 PM  

OnTheHunt: Ryan Comesatnight FACEBOOK post:

MAN YESTERDAY HIT A MOOSE AROUND 9:30 PM BETWEEN WALLACE AND KELLOG IDAHO MAN MY POOR NEPHEW GOT A FRACURED SKULL MAN AM I SORE THE MOOSE HEAD LANDED IN MY MOMS LAP THE SIDE OF THE CAR CHOPED THE MOOSE HEAD OFF AND LANDED IT RITE IM ME MOMS LAP DAMN SUCKY ASS WEEKEND


Fewture Farcker, fer shur

Sorry. FEWTURE FARKCER, FORE SHURR
 
2012-06-16 04:41:48 AM  
These people are idiots, My 100mph+ drives end up with me getting where I need to go quicker.
 
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