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(Chron)   Jenny McCarthy accidentally sent her son's dentist a picture of a giant puss filled abscess. Oh, and she sent him a picture of her son's mouth too   (blog.chron.com) divider line 116
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2012-06-15 10:26:36 AM  
She Googled "Blue Waffle" didn't she?

/DON'T DO IT!
 
2012-06-15 10:53:57 AM  
Brian Urlacher has a bad habit of sticking his dick in crazy.
 
2012-06-15 10:54:10 AM  
FTA: "So I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs."

Gee, because no one has ever seen you naked before, Stupid.
 
2012-06-15 11:08:37 AM  
Dr. McCarthy strikes again.

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-06-15 11:38:37 AM  
That's "pus." "Puss" is a kitty cat.

If you ever need to remember the difference, just remember that you only want one of them to fill a pair of boots.
 
2012-06-15 11:44:30 AM  
Thanks for ruining my appetite,subby.
 
2012-06-15 12:06:48 PM  
1) Her dentist has already seen that, and more. Has she forgotten what her day job is?

2) Kids don't just "wake up" and suddenly have abscessed teeth. That takes months and months and months of neglecting the dental floss.
 
2012-06-15 12:23:07 PM  
Oh yes, such an accident. Look at meeeeeeeeeee!
 
2012-06-15 12:24:38 PM  
She'll find a way to blame this on vaccines too.
 
2012-06-15 12:25:21 PM  
Yes it was clearly the vaccinations that gave her son autism.

/anyone not vaccinating their kids should have them taken away
//I can't legally walk my dog in the city without his rabies vaccination. why should people be allowed to spread whooping cough when they shove their baby in everyone's faces?
 
2012-06-15 12:25:42 PM  
Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.
 
2012-06-15 12:28:38 PM  
She's an anit-dentite, who thinks they should have their own schools.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:33 PM  

DeaH: Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.


People are stupid, that's why.

Probably made his day..........If I were her, I would have treated it as such and laughed it off since she's already posed au natural to the world anyway.

Or.............publicity stunt anyone?
 
2012-06-15 12:30:38 PM  
She has an 80 year old dentist that she can call in the middle of the night? What is this? 1902?
 
2012-06-15 12:31:10 PM  
I have a confession to make, and I am sorry for the damage this may do to my family and friends, but I am watching Love in the Wild. I can't turn it off and Jenny McCarthy is bringing back some bonerific memories of our time together during her stint on that MTV game show and the summer of my seventeenth birthday when I wacked it daily to her playboy pictorial.
 
2012-06-15 12:34:19 PM  

DeaH: Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.


I liked Greg Oden's explanation in a recent interview, when asked about his leaked dong shot from a couple years ago.

Paraphrasing: "This one girl had send me literally hundreds of nudes. I had to at least send one back. I'm not an asshole".
 
2012-06-15 12:39:11 PM  
I usually look at threads like this to see pictures of hot women. In this case I am leaving glad that there were none.

Attention whore is good at attention whoring.
 
2012-06-15 12:39:44 PM  
Sweetie, leave the science to the people who know what the Fark we are doing. Stick to what you do best which is sucking cokk, spreading your legs and acting like a freaking Vapid coont!!!


From me, and all the other Molecular/Microbiologist out there, let me say this....Fark you Dumb ass whore.
 
2012-06-15 12:41:07 PM  

DeaH: Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.


Because most people are too farking stupid and lazy to use a regular digital camera to take the pic then send them to people using something other than a phone. It's convenient, easy and fast to do it with a phone and people want to send them right NOW! Then they don't think to delete them after they're done sending.
 
2012-06-15 12:41:33 PM  
Marilu Henner and Suzanne Somers may also be self-absorbed, but they keep growing older/more mature with more brains and dignity.

I see Jenny growing old about as unfortunately as Joey Heatherton. Or Britt Ekland.
 
2012-06-15 12:41:46 PM  
I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link
 
2012-06-15 12:44:09 PM  
I thought an abscess in the mouth was caused by immunizations...
 
2012-06-15 12:53:16 PM  

DeaH: Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.


Because they are dumb, and we should be thankful for that. Now excuse me, I have to go ogle Scarlet Johanssens ass once again.
 
2012-06-15 12:54:09 PM  

theesir: I usually look at threads like this to see pictures of hot women. In this case I am leaving glad that there were none.

Attention whore is good at attention whoring.


You don't want to look at a hot naked chick because she's an AW?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Riiiiight. You must not look at too many hot naked chicks then my friend.
 
2012-06-15 12:59:27 PM  

houndoggie: Brian Urlacher has a bad habit of sticking his dick in crazy.


WHAT!?!?! This is news to me.

I totally want to date his sister just so I could join that family
 
2012-06-15 01:03:50 PM  

theesir: I usually look at threads like this to see pictures of hot women. In this case I am leaving glad that there were none.

Attention whore is good at attention whoring.


And if you weren't so busy throwing a self-righteous hissy fit, you'd see that there was already a picture posted.
 
2012-06-15 01:07:01 PM  
Meh, attention whore or not, I'd still fill her cavity.
 
2012-06-15 01:07:09 PM  

Death_Poot: Or.............publicity stunt anyone?


It's probably not a publicity stunt. I mean, it's not like this "accidental" photo was sent conveniently times in any way with her new terrible reality competition show on NBC or anything...

It seems legit to me.
 
2012-06-15 01:09:37 PM  
My, this seems awfully contrived. I wonder if she has something coming out soo...

FTFA: "The busty blonde, who has bared all again for Playboy magazine's new pictorial, called the doctor in a panic after young Evan woke up with an abscess in his mouth.>"

Well then, case closes.
 
2012-06-15 01:13:13 PM  
Someone tell this whore to go back in her corner and shut up.
 
2012-06-15 01:14:53 PM  

mentallo69: I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link


Who needs a video. An old photo of row upon row of iron lungs is enough. And if it isn't, they deserve polio and to live in one.
 
2012-06-15 01:15:43 PM  

Tickle Mittens: mentallo69: I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link

Who needs a video. An old photo of row upon row of iron lungs is enough. And if it isn't, they deserve polio and to live in one.



The video was fun though. Iron Lungs are depressing.
 
2012-06-15 01:16:34 PM  
So is she going to start claiming that mouth abscesses cause autism too?
 
2012-06-15 01:16:59 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I have a confession to make, and I am sorry for the damage this may do to my family and friends, but I am watching Love in the Wild. I can't turn it off and Jenny McCarthy is bringing back some bonerific memories of our time together during her stint on that MTV game show and the summer of my seventeenth birthday when I wacked it daily to her playboy pictorial.


Ah yes. I remember when I was a teenager in the mid-1990s and my family got dial-up internet. One of the first things I looked up when nobody else was home was Jenny McCarthy's Playboy pics (in addition to Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra's Playboy shoots). I fapped many times to those pictures.
 
2012-06-15 01:18:21 PM  
She was okay, but fake-looking, when she came out in the mid 90s. Now? Still doable, but then again so's a Real Doll, in theory.
 
2012-06-15 01:20:56 PM  
Must admit to quite enjoying her PMOY spread some years back when I first found my father's Playboy stash. AW/nutjob or not, we'll always have that. Or something...
 
2012-06-15 01:21:15 PM  

Tickle Mittens: mentallo69: I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link

Who needs a video. An old photo of row upon row of iron lungs is enough. And if it isn't, they deserve polio and to live in one.


oh come on when was the last time you heard about someone getting polio?
 
2012-06-15 01:25:20 PM  
She's got the nicest teeth i've ever come across.
 
2012-06-15 01:25:55 PM  

mentallo69: I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link


One of my favorite go-to's. Good on you!
 
2012-06-15 01:30:54 PM  

TheraTx: Tickle Mittens: mentallo69: I'm a microbiolgist.. people who do not vaccinate their kids should really watch 1:31second clip on why you should vaccinate your child


Penn and Teller Vaccinations, not a Rick roll and SFW Link

Who needs a video. An old photo of row upon row of iron lungs is enough. And if it isn't, they deserve polio and to live in one.

oh come on when was the last time you heard about someone getting polio?


Not in my lifetime, thanks to vaccination. But if you were getting at what I think you were getting at, here are a few examples of what happens when large groups of people think vaccines aren't necessary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine_controversy#Events_following_red u ctions_in_vaccination
 
2012-06-15 01:35:28 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: theesir: I usually look at threads like this to see pictures of hot women. In this case I am leaving glad that there were none.

Attention whore is good at attention whoring.

And if you weren't so busy throwing a self-righteous hissy fit, you'd see that there was already a picture posted.


Oops, sorry, I must have been in the bathroom.
 
2012-06-15 01:37:38 PM  
Interestingly enough, both pictures would get the same reaction from me...

/cantfaptothat.jpg
 
2012-06-15 01:41:47 PM  
I have an idea. I will go get a vaccination for Polio, you stay unvaccinated and lets see what happens. Lets go in an area where Polio is still common, lets say India.


Alternatively, there is no conclusive evidence that any chemicals that we introduce in our bodies have a downstream effect on our germ line. Meaning, there is No conclusive evidence that Thymerisol, mercury or other preservatives have any effect in our reproductive line. It's called Epigenetics, go look it up.

Also, Without vaccines we would still have smallpox, bubonic plague, polio, massive influenza outbreaks, Clostridium, malaria, rabies, measles, mumps, rubella, bordatella, hepatitis the list goes on and on and on!!! Without vaccines microbes would have and still could take over the world and we would all be dead!!! Instead thank People with forward thinking like Jonas Salk, Edward Jenner, and hundreds of other scientist for having the mentality and desire to save peoples lives. This earth would have no one one it right now, or we would still have some very very sick individuals.

Vaccines have saved millions of lives of children and adults world wide for many years now! It is sad for me to work in a field that not only should people be thanked for having the desire to save lives, but we are ridiculed for it in the process. The use of these metals in vaccines are to preserve the vaccines from contamination, so they stay sterile and safe for injection. There is no medical fact, that any of these so called compounds do any damage what so ever and to anyone with any knowledge on the subject please prove me wrong.

Nobody, I know gets into the field of biology to make money. We are highly educated, under paid and under appreciated by society. We come up with cures to diseases, only to be ridiculed by those we are saving.Simple fact is this is a field about passion and desire. I'd like to see anyone out there tell any of us anything different.
 
2012-06-15 01:43:19 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: theesir: I usually look at threads like this to see pictures of hot women. In this case I am leaving glad that there were none.

Attention whore is good at attention whoring.

And if you weren't so busy throwing a self-righteous hissy fit, you'd see that there was already a picture posted.




Oops, sorry, I was having a vaccine induced autism fit
 
2012-06-15 01:44:03 PM  
For those of you non vacinaters let me ask you a simple question, of course you wil google the answer but.....


Do any of you people even know why they use heavy metals and other compounds such as Ammonium Sulfate in vaccines? If you did you would sure as hell understand why they are needed.
 
2012-06-15 01:45:28 PM  
She's still hot as hell.

Crazy? Somewhat, but it's an acceptable kind of crazy, not the waking-up-to-find-your-dick-on-the-nightstand crazy.
 
2012-06-15 01:46:13 PM  
We see what she is good at img1.bdbphotos.com
Leave the science to those of us who know what the Fark we are doing.
 
2012-06-15 01:51:42 PM  

keepitcherry: Someone tell this whore to go back in her corner and shut up.


She's just vile. Always has been, always will be.

mentallo69: We see what she is good at [img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x671]
Leave the science to those of us who know what the Fark we are doing.


Ya know you could've linked that NSFW! Nice going ace.
 
2012-06-15 01:52:47 PM  
She's always been hot. Especially during her Singled Out days.



/those were the days
 
2012-06-15 01:53:06 PM  

Killer Cars: DeaH: Why do people keep naked pictures of themselves on their phones? I am not being a smart-ass; I would really like to know. I keep hearing about celebs whose phones get hacked, causing naked photos to show up online.

I liked Greg Oden's explanation in a recent interview, when asked about his leaked dong shot from a couple years ago.

Paraphrasing: "This one girl had send me literally hundreds of nudes. I had to at least send one back. I'm not an asshole".


I get why people take naked pics of themselves. But why continue to store a naked pic of yourself on your phone?
 
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