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(Sun Sentinel)   Man commits the unforgivable sin of wearing two different plaids while robbing a Wells Fargo   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Wells Fargo, Miramar, unforgivable sin, bank robber, robbery  
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3920 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2012 at 12:32 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-15 08:51:06 AM  
He was arrested by the fashion police.
2012-06-15 10:22:00 AM  
2012-06-15 11:37:16 AM  
Popped collar, chinstrap beard, golf cap...he's just a big bag of win.
2012-06-15 12:35:39 PM  
The employees were probably lulled into thinking this guy was going to be an in-and-out customer

what---they sell hamburgers at the bank?
2012-06-15 12:39:11 PM  
Was he a friend of Carlotta?
2012-06-15 12:40:45 PM  
FTA: You would think a bank robber would opt for something more inconspicuous. Won't it help someone to ID him, especially if he's pulled this crime of fashion before?

On the other hand I bet people were too busy staring at his clothes to notice his face. If he pulled off the fake hipster beard and changed into jeans, a Jimmy Buffett T-shirt, a straw hat and flip flops you'd never recognize him.

But my eyes. My head. I'm glad I got my anti-migraine scrip refilled.
2012-06-15 12:41:21 PM  
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2012-06-15 12:42:49 PM  
Crewmannumber6: Was he a friend of Carlotta?

At least we got Terre Haute Indian[slumps] a
2012-06-15 12:45:49 PM  
I believe it was in Leviticus 19:69...."Thou shalt not wear plaids greater than one...". You know, right after the whole laying men thingee...
2012-06-15 01:00:13 PM  
Maybe he wanted to wear the tartan of both his mother's and father's clans.
2012-06-15 01:22:09 PM  
Pretty sure that's argyle and plaid subby... just saying :P
2012-06-15 01:49:56 PM  
At least, he didn't wear a Campbell plaid. My people would've been very upset with him.
2012-06-15 02:00:11 PM  
Yes sir we got trouble.
2012-06-15 02:01:12 PM  

AbbeySomeone: He was arrested by the fashion police.

-No strapless gowns with strapped brassieres either.

-Do not mix animal prints

-Feathered masks at robberies are right out
2012-06-15 05:35:59 PM  
oh the huge manatee!
2012-06-15 09:57:24 PM  
coffee fiend: At least, he didn't wear a Campbell plaid. My people would've been very upset with him.

Have we found Bruce Cambell's fark handle?
2012-06-15 11:42:45 PM  
Imagine the set of balls on this guy. Must be huge.

/Robs a bank in daylight
//No mask
///Wearing the most conspicuous outfit possible
2012-06-16 03:57:42 AM  
Once I wore two different plaids out and I got all kinds of shiat for it. Had no idea that was considered bad. Won't make that mistake again.
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