I wouldn't even trade $10,000 for all of the wonderful memories of being drunk off my ass when I was a teenager.

hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, John Adams, Samuel Adams, and James Madison would all disagree with you. They all brewed and drank beer, and they are just a few of the founding fathers who fall in that category. In conclusion, perhaps if you had an occasional beer you wouldn't be such an idiot.

mudpants: I am 4.3 tenagers.

Does that mean you're 43 agers?

CygnusDarius: I knew a girl like that in hs. Weird, considering that his dad owned a bar.

O_o

Good for him, and the teens.

However, as a teen I would have told him to keep that scholarship.

*stands outside 7-11 waiting for you to buy me beer*

Rindred: Where was this guy when I was a teenager?

Drooling over his daughter, counting the days until she would be ripe for the picking. Then some drunk asshole took her away just when she was getting juicy. This whole deal smells just like Second Mile. 140 teens he's gotten closer to? I bet he sniffs the paper the essays are written on, hoping for perfume. Perv. Just make another daughter and be patient, dude. She'll be 14 before you know it.

I am 92 years old and the only time I have ever had alcohol was when I accidentally ordered a steak that had a red wine sauce on it. Needless to say, I had one bite, then went to the bathroom to make myself puke.

I'm not a teen but I don't drink. Can I get $500 at least?

What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I am 4.3 tenagers.