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(CNN)   Are you a teenager who doesn't drink? Cool, this guy wants to give you $1000   (cnn.com) divider line 90
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2012-06-15 10:52:38 AM  
FTFA: Knowing that the driver was 20 years old -- not even old enough to drink legally -- McCarthy made an unusual promise to the teenagers attending Mariah's memorial service in Butte, Montana.

Yes why oh why didn't the driver wait the less than 12 months until his/her 21st birthday, upon which (s)he would have awoken with a fully developed and responsible attitude toward alcohol consumption? Clearly the problem is that (s)he didn't wait for the magic day, and not that virtually every aspect of how we regard alcohol in U.S. culture just encourages an irresponsible attitude, particularly by young people.
 
2012-06-15 10:53:38 AM  

Arkanaut: mudpants: I am 4.3 tenagers.

Does that mean you're 43 agers?




roughly, using the metric system, and carry the one twice.
 
2012-06-15 10:53:58 AM  
Well damn without alcohol how am I supposed to meet women? Well good for the kids hope it works out for them. I had my first drink at 15. I was more of a social drinker. But when I got into radio that was some full blown alcoholic drinking. Kinda glad I dotn work there anymore my liver thanks me
 
2012-06-15 10:54:24 AM  
quit blaming the alcohol and blame the asshole drunk drivers instead. Jesus. Killing someone with a vehicle should be considered nearly as bad as killing someone with a gun. But a couple drinks and it's not your fault it's the booze.
 
2012-06-15 10:54:27 AM  

WhippingBoy: Yeah... teenagers who haven't been taught responsible alcohol use are accidents waiting to happen. Like guzzling a 40 ounce bottle of vodak in 1/2 hour the first time they decide to "cut loose".


As an ex teenager who drank a 40 ounce bottle of vodak in 1/2 hour the first time I decided to "cut loose," I'm getting a kick....

Seriously. I couldn't drink Vodka for years without heaving.
 
2012-06-15 10:56:53 AM  
Alcohol is a legal drug that can be abused just like meth or coke or herion. It can fark up the lives of the abusers and everyone around them.

Like goes to like. If you are not a big drinker you probably dont hang with big drinkers and maybe havent seen the potentially devastating affects of alcoholism. It can be a really harsh existance for the innocents living with an alcoholic.

/Legalize weed
 
2012-06-15 11:02:42 AM  
Well, I'm pretty sure I owe this guy money.
 
2012-06-15 11:19:24 AM  
Where was this guy 15 years ago?
 
2012-06-15 11:20:03 AM  
How many of the 140 will experience alcohol poisoning or some other negative effect of drugs/alcohol their freshman year in college?

/Hoping for a follow-up story of the 140 in 1-2 years.
 
2012-06-15 11:24:04 AM  
Good on him for trying to better his community. Drunk drivers suck.

Drinking while underage isn't a crime where I grew up. So as long as you didn't make a scene or start fights, the police would never get involved. At worst they could make us pour out our drinks if they happened to corner us somewhere. Or bring us home if we were really wasted. But mostly they kept a safe distance - way too much paperwork if they were to get involved in a kids life, or get a dent in their patrol car.

Lately my government is campaigning against purchasing alcohol to minors. As moonshine and smuggled (sometimes poisonous) spirits are readily available, I think the campaign is mostly pointless.
 
2012-06-15 11:24:10 AM  

hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.


I'm over 40 and have only been drunk once in my life. I had a very bad experience that time and realized it wasn't for me. A few year later, in rapid succession lost a good friend and two family members to drunk drivers. Plus my dad was a drunk and beat the hell out of me.

I don't care when people drink. When they cross the line and cause harm to someone other than themselves, I have an issue. Other than that, I don't care what people do. If they feel they need it, let 'em have it. I can only control myself. It's not the alcohol or the drugs or the guns that tunr people into retards. They are retards to begin with. The triggers just makes their inner self more obvious.

Now people who drive PT cruisers, THEY are retards.
 
2012-06-15 11:26:40 AM  

Ned Stark: Not worth it.


My teenage years would have been intolerable without pot
 
2012-06-15 11:29:18 AM  
It's not the alcohol or the drugs or the guns that tunr people into retards. They are retards to begin with

While this might be true in some cases. It's not true in all.

However this statement is always true:
Now people who drive PT cruisers, THEY are retards.
 
2012-06-15 11:34:49 AM  

otto the bull: I wouldn't even trade $10,000 for all of the wonderful memories of being drunk off my ass when I was a teenager.


Absolutely this.
 
2012-06-15 11:35:28 AM  
Always better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
 
2012-06-15 11:38:01 AM  

BMFPitt: Where was this guy 15 years ago?


Well, the daughter that brought this all about wasn't alive. And research has shown that things that aren't alive are dead. So I guess he should have thought this up when you would have qualified.
 
2012-06-15 11:41:34 AM  

trappedspirit: Yeah, $1000 !!!! ... scholarships

[i141.photobucket.com image 315x225]

/blood money


a scholarship is just a check for someone who goes to college. you think they follow up on how you spend the money?
 
2012-06-15 11:50:14 AM  

kindms: Always better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.



I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun...
You know that only the good die young

Lyrics of a man that farked up his life and marriage to one of the most beautiful women on the planet due to alcoholism...
Just saying...

/legalize it
 
2012-06-15 12:02:38 PM  
I had my first drink on my 21st birthday, when I found out I didn't really like the taste. I also can't hold my booze. 3 drinks later, I fell off the bar stool and my friend's boyfriend just carried me to the car. I do a glass of wine for holidays or a mixed drink at a chain restaurant where they tend to make weak drinks. Had a frozen margarita at Chili's once where the bar tender was feeling generous and was a giggly, rambling fool for the rest of dinner. My almost 30 year-old husband has had one drink in his life, hated it and hasn't had one since. We're boring.
 
2012-06-15 12:02:57 PM  
FTFA: The message is something that is sorely needed in Butte

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-15 12:04:30 PM  

moothemagiccow: trappedspirit: Yeah, $1000 !!!! ... scholarships

[i141.photobucket.com image 315x225]

/blood money

a scholarship is just a check for someone who goes to college. you think they follow up on how you spend the money?


Haven't you heard? When you cash a scholarship check, they put micro tracking devices in all the money and if it doesn't go to a college, they send the black helicopters after you.
 
2012-06-15 12:11:37 PM  
So if I am a teenager a few times over, does that mean I get $1000 per teen?
 
2012-06-15 12:20:56 PM  

hbk72777: I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.


You must be fun at parties. Assuming you get invited to them.
 
2012-06-15 12:43:26 PM  

mantabulous: I am 92 years old and the only time I have ever had alcohol was when I accidentally ordered a steak that had a red wine sauce on it. Needless to say, I had one bite, then went to the bathroom to make myself puke.


Oh yeah? Well I'm so straightedge I don't even eat food containing vanilla extract.

NOT EVEN ONCE!
 
2012-06-15 12:53:28 PM  
Ummm - that's retarded.

don't use alcohol, don't use illicit drugs but give back to your community, work with your parents and talk to your parents

Four years of not partying, plus community service....for $1,000? No thank you.

The only people who will do this are....
1.) The people who wouldn't drink anyway
2.) Kids who lie (most likely pressured into it by their parents) who pocket the 1k.
 
2012-06-15 01:10:59 PM  

Starfly: hbk72777: I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

You must be fun at parties. Assuming you get invited to them.


Of course he does... they always invite the one sap like that so he can babysit the rest of us. He sits there feeling all self righteous and superior while the rest of us drink and have fun and don't even realize he exists.
 
2012-06-15 01:11:48 PM  
Niiiice....

oi49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-15 01:12:47 PM  
Oh I was sober totally, yup all of high school... nope no pot, shrooms. Thank you for the check for college sir.

I drink, have since I was in 9th grade. But let me tell you in college some of the biggest problem drinkers, drug users were those kids who didn't do any of that in grade school. Learn responsibility young. Have parents who aren't retarded. It's a lot to ask I know.
 
2012-06-15 01:21:21 PM  

hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.


The reason others drink into retardation is so that they can be on the same level and tolerate uptight dickbags like you.
 
2012-06-15 01:26:10 PM  

Arkanaut: mudpants: I am 4.3 tenagers.

Does that mean you're 43 agers?

Rindred: CygnusDarius: I knew a girl like that in hs. Weird, considering that his dad owned a bar.

Sounds like the bigger issue was her gender-reassignment surgery (pronoun agreement FTL).

CygnusDarius: I knew a girl like that in hs. Weird, considering that his dad owned a bar.

O_o


Never has a mystifying has been so funny. I meant 'her'.
 
2012-06-15 01:32:10 PM  

SlagginOff: hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

The reason others drink into retardation is so that they can be on the same level and tolerate uptight dickbags like you.


Exactly. There is a correlation between higher IQs and higher drug and alcohol consumption for a reason.
 
2012-06-15 01:35:30 PM  
I was a teen who didn't drink, now where's my cash?


/Reparations nubian
 
2012-06-15 01:36:32 PM  

Starfly: hbk72777: I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

You must be fun at parties. Assuming you get invited to them.


OWNED
 
2012-06-15 01:45:36 PM  
I started drinking before I was a teen.

/Awkward
 
2012-06-15 02:20:52 PM  
i don't drink alcohol and i never will, but if they ever legalize marijuana i'm gonna smoke that stuff every single day.
 
2012-06-15 02:47:44 PM  
"Yep. It's a little know fact that once you hit 21 years old you will never, ever kill someone while driving drunk."
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-15 02:50:14 PM  
Hamer v. Sidway, 124 N.Y. 538 (1891)

/first thing I thought of
//yeah, I know
 
2012-06-15 04:05:26 PM  

SlagginOff: hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

The reason others drink into retardation is so that they can be on the same level and tolerate uptight dickbags like you.


ha! You need a couple drinks before you allow yourself to have fun, and we're the uptight ones.

//can activate moron mode at will
 
2012-06-15 04:19:53 PM  
I'd have tol' him to go fark himself

/ Didn't drink much 'til 21
 
2012-06-15 05:11:19 PM  

moothemagiccow: SlagginOff: hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!

I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?

/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.

The reason others drink into retardation is so that they can be on the same level and tolerate uptight dickbags like you.

ha! You need a couple drinks before you allow yourself to have fun, and we're the uptight ones.

//can activate moron mode at will


Eh, I don't generally judge non-drinkers unless they get all preachy about my habits. I don't care what kind of decisions you make and how you get your kicks. I have plenty of sober fun too, just probably not around you.
 
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