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(The Gateway Pundit)   Pres. Obama (D - ine and dash) took some dads out to lunch for Fathers Day, and failed to pay the bill. Do you include the interest when you calculate the tip on Deficit Spending?   (thegatewaypundit.com) divider line 110
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2012-06-15 10:12:29 AM
The White House corrected the oversight and settled up the tab by the end of the business day.
 
2012-06-15 11:30:48 AM
From the site:
New Mexico Courts Stomp Religious Freedom - Order Christian Couple to Pay Gay Fine

Not exactly the Times or even the Enquirer.
 
2012-06-15 11:48:53 AM
Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards. When do you think was the last time he had a key ring on him? Only thing we know he takes around with him is his BlackBerry and odds are he has someone carry that for him.

This is just another example of his staff letting him down again.
 
2012-06-15 11:52:52 AM

loveblondieo: From the site:
New Mexico Courts Stomp Religious Freedom - Order Christian Couple to Pay Gay Fine

Not exactly the Times or even the Enquirer.


The comments are either extremely funny or depressing, but I can't decide which...
 
2012-06-15 12:18:15 PM
"Some Waitress" = Gateway Pundit?

Bad subby, bad.
 
2012-06-15 12:18:20 PM
Lol, now thats funny.
 
2012-06-15 12:19:42 PM

hillbillypharmacist: The White House corrected the oversight and settled up the tab by the end of the business day.


Oh, so it actually happened? I was more expecting a First Lady Lobster Dinner type claim.
 
2012-06-15 12:19:55 PM
This is different because black.
 
2012-06-15 12:20:10 PM
He took money from the working people at the restaurant and gave it to fatcat government employees instead. Par for the course; maybe he's just letting them know what it will be like if he gets re-elected and his tax hikes can go into effect?
 
2012-06-15 12:20:25 PM

hillbillypharmacist: The White House corrected the oversight and settled up the tab by the end of the business day.


Outrage!
 
2012-06-15 12:21:22 PM

cabbyman: This is different because black.


No in that case he would have stiffed on the tip.

/troll face
 
2012-06-15 12:21:44 PM
At least he didn't leave one of his kids behind
 
2012-06-15 12:23:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards. When do you think was the last time he had a key ring on him? Only thing we know he takes around with him is his BlackBerry and odds are he has someone carry that for him.

This is just another example of his staff letting him down again.


blackberry? anyone still use them? S3 baby.
 
2012-06-15 12:23:35 PM
We get it, he's (choose your own adventure):

-History's Greatest Monster (2 on dice, 3 steps forward)
-Black (3 on dice, 4 steps forward)
-Jewish (4 on dice, 2 steps back)
-Saul Alinsky (5 on dice, 1 step back)
-A Connosieur of Grey Poupon (6 on dice, 5 steps forward)
-The love child of ACORN and Bill Ayers (7 on dice, 3 steps back)
-Rev. Wright's Avatar (8 on dice, 2 steps sideways)
-So.... In Love With You (9 on dice, 1 step forward)
-In the Process of Visiting all 57 states (10 on dice, 57 steps forward then 55 steps back)
-Blah (11 on dice, Rick Santorum is automatically president, move 3 steps forward)
-Starting a War against X-mas, Hasbro-inspired movies (12 on dice, Michael Bay becomes president, moves 18 steps back).
 
2012-06-15 12:24:05 PM
He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!
 
2012-06-15 12:24:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards. When do you think was the last time he had a key ring on him? Only thing we know he takes around with him is his BlackBerry and odds are he has someone carry that for him.

This is just another example of his staff letting him down again.


So hard to find good help these days.
 
2012-06-15 12:25:47 PM
i.blogads.com

From the ad on the right. I'm sure this will be a great book. Conservatives are great at satire.
 
2012-06-15 12:26:09 PM

TIKIMAN87: He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!


0/10. Break's over, trolly, back to the prep line.
 
2012-06-15 12:26:18 PM
Probably the fault of some underzealous staffer.
 
2012-06-15 12:27:22 PM
I am disappoint by a lack of a 'great leap forward' reference.

coeyagi: -Saul Alinsky (5 on dice, 1 step back great leap forward)


FTFY.
 
2012-06-15 12:28:33 PM

TIKIMAN87: He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!


Yes you did!

But seriously... I bet we did buy that lunch... heh. I mean we are paying his salary & I bet he used his budget to pay for it... just like he and Michelle fund world tour vacations for their entourage.
 
2012-06-15 12:28:36 PM

sprawl15: I am disappoint by a lack of a 'great leap forward' reference.coeyagi: -Saul Alinsky (5 on dice, 1 step back great leap forward)

FTFY.


I am disappoint too. Bad me. Bad me. That was damn obvious zinger, completely dropped. Fo' shame.
 
2012-06-15 12:29:28 PM

sprawl15: I am disappoint by a lack of a 'great leap forward' reference.coeyagi: -Saul Alinsky (5 on dice, 1 step back great leap forward)

FTFY.


I am also disappoint by lack of reading what I farking type before hitting POST IMMEDIATELY.
 
2012-06-15 12:29:44 PM
I'll bet GW Bush hasn't eaten a meal that costs $55.00 for four people in a long time, if ever.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:17 PM

FrailChild: TIKIMAN87: He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!

Yes you did!

But seriously... I bet we did buy that lunch... heh. I mean we are paying his salary & I bet he used his budget to pay for it... just like he and Michelle fund world tour vacations for their entourage.


Uh oh, the trolls are going to come together into some sort of Voltron-esque troll of infinite derp rage. Brace yourselves.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:47 PM
I'm definitely not voting for him after this.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:51 PM
oh noes
 
2012-06-15 12:31:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet.


I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even own one. Of course that's completely different than the time when Bush was shocked and amazed by the laser scanner at the grocery store. He's a completely different type of millionaire ruling class career politician.
 
2012-06-15 12:31:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards. When do you think was the last time he had a key ring on him? Only thing we know he takes around with him is his BlackBerry and odds are he has someone carry that for him.

This is just another example of his staff letting him down again.


Or it's an example of poor hiring practice. In the end, a manager is responsible for the incompetence of subordinates.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:01 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'll bet GW Bush hasn't eaten a meal that costs $55.00 for four people in a long time, if ever.


Almost no one can. Christ, my lunch for a soup and a salad at work (no beverage) is $6.50. shiat's getting real. This is bad news.... for Obama.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:11 PM
Omigod that page is hilarious. They should call it "The Butthurt Report".
 
2012-06-15 12:32:13 PM
I heard he didn't even fart one bongo the entire time, too.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:16 PM
Trust me, in the time between Obama eating and when the White House finally paid the bill, I'm sure the restaurant was really really mad about that $56. If it were my place, I mean sure the POTUS ate here and look at all the pictures we're hanging on the walls of him eating here and thanks for the free publicity but where the fark is my $56 dude?

But I digress, there is a reasonable point being made here I'm sure. Let's look at the analogy:

• On Tuesday, Barack Obama accused Republicans of stiffing him with the bill for a steak dinner. ""They (Republicans) order a steak dinner and martini and then, just as you're sitting down, they leave, and accuse you of running up the tab.""
• Then, on Wednesday, Obama treated two military members and two barbers to a Father's Day lunch yesterday. Then he stiffed the restaurant.


Hehe yeah, can you guys believe Obama turned around and blamed those two military members and two barbers for not paying the check? What a douche. Good point article writer.
 
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2012-06-15 12:32:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards. When do you think was the last time he had a key ring on him? Only thing we know he takes around with him is his BlackBerry and odds are he has someone carry that for him.

This is just another example of his staff letting him down again.


if mitts is elected, the only thing he'll have on him is his magic undies.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:47 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'll bet GW Bush hasn't eaten a meal that costs $55.00 for four people in a long time, if ever.


Let's just hope he doesn't win again. After 3 terms, I'm really getting tired of his shiat.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:59 PM
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IMPEACH!!!
 
2012-06-15 12:33:16 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Or it's an example of poor hiring practice. In the end, a manager is responsible for the incompetence of subordinates.


I wonder if Obama likes being able to fire people.
 
2012-06-15 12:33:25 PM

FrailChild: TIKIMAN87: He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!

Yes you did!

But seriously... I bet we did buy that lunch... heh. I mean we are paying his salary & I bet he used his budget to pay for it... just like he and Michelle fund world tour vacations for their entourage.


AMPERSAND!
 
2012-06-15 12:35:25 PM

FrailChild: TIKIMAN87: He probably just expected someone else to pay for him.

Just like how he runs the country!

Yes you did!

But seriously... I bet we did buy that lunch... heh. I mean we are paying his salary & I bet he used his budget to pay for it... just like he and Michelle fund world tour vacations for their entourage.


This.

Here's a photo of Obama the other day with his "posse".

www.mtv.com

I bet he purchases those Z Cavariccis on OUR TAX DOLLARS.
 
2012-06-15 12:37:17 PM

coeyagi: We get it, he's (choose your own adventure):

-History's Greatest Monster (2 on dice, 3 steps forward)
-Black (3 on dice, 4 steps forward)
-Jewish (4 on dice, 2 steps back)
-Saul Alinsky (5 on dice, 1 step back)
-A Connosieur of Grey Poupon (6 on dice, 5 steps forward)
-The love child of ACORN and Bill Ayers (7 on dice, 3 steps back)
-Rev. Wright's Avatar (8 on dice, 2 steps sideways)
-So.... In Love With You (9 on dice, 1 step forward)
-In the Process of Visiting all 57 states (10 on dice, 57 steps forward then 55 steps back)
-Blah (11 on dice, Rick Santorum is automatically president, move 3 steps forward)
-Starting a War against X-mas, Hasbro-inspired movies (12 on dice, Michael Bay becomes president, moves 18 steps back).


You forgot "secret Muslim".
 
2012-06-15 12:38:20 PM

Rapmaster2000: [i.blogads.com image 150x198]

From the ad on the right. I'm sure this will be a great book. Conservatives are great at satire.


I have an honest question.

What the hell is with painting Obama like The Joker? I've seen it since 2008, and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Are they saying he's the coolest superhero villan ever? A jackbooted big government ANARCHIST? Is it a joke on white/black/face? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.

It's brandished like an insightful insult....but I can't for the life of me connect the dots.

Obama with hitler moustache, that I get, Obama as a racist african stereotype, that I understand, even Obama dressed as king louis the 16th, but I just don't get this.

I half expect to see Obama drawn with a the face of Venom next.
 
2012-06-15 12:39:23 PM

hillbillypharmacist: The White House corrected the oversight and settled up the tab by the end of the business day.


Over in one. Next issue.
 
2012-06-15 12:42:54 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Odds are the President (any President) doesn't carry cash around. They have people for that. I bet he doesn't even carry a wallet. It's not like he need to carry about a driver's license or credit cards.



What's he going to do if he is in Arizona and gets asked for his papers?
 
2012-06-15 12:44:08 PM
And to the list of Obama's FartSorrows Eagle Tears-Inducing Outrages:

1. Grey Poupon
2. Binder Clips
3. 57 states
4. Bitterness, guns, and religion
5. No Flag Pins
6. No Sportjacket in the White House
7. Yuengling
8. Arugula
9. Daughters ate edamame for lunch on 12/7
10. Solyndra
11. Michelle's Dessertlessness
12. 200 million dollar India trip
13. Rev. Wright
14. Van Jones
15. Bill Ayers
16. War on X-mas
17. Reverse War on Women

... we add.

18. Dine and Dash-gate
 
2012-06-15 12:44:27 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'll bet GW Bush hasn't eaten a meal that costs $55.00 for four people in a long time, if ever.


...but..but..but.. Bush!

WTF does Bush have to do with this administration being so incompetent they can't even manage a public dining event for the President?! Get your head out of your ass Obama has been President for 3.5 years!
 
2012-06-15 12:44:29 PM
Is there any way to get rid of that fark.com clickthrough tracker on these links? I'm tired of links to bullshiat like Gateway Pundit being covered up by dishonest assmunches with "Some ...." sourcing and I can't see the real link on mouseover because it's too long with the clickthrough.
 
2012-06-15 12:46:50 PM

Esc7: Rapmaster2000: [i.blogads.com image 150x198]

From the ad on the right. I'm sure this will be a great book. Conservatives are great at satire.

I have an honest question.

What the hell is with painting Obama like The Joker? I've seen it since 2008, and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Are they saying he's the coolest superhero villan ever? A jackbooted big government ANARCHIST? Is it a joke on white/black/face? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.

It's brandished like an insightful insult....but I can't for the life of me connect the dots.

Obama with hitler moustache, that I get, Obama as a racist african stereotype, that I understand, even Obama dressed as king louis the 16th, but I just don't get this.

I half expect to see Obama drawn with a the face of Venom next.


Maybe they might give him that Bane mask for the new Nolan Dark Knight movie.
 
2012-06-15 12:48:27 PM

penetrating_virga: DROxINxTHExWIND: I'll bet GW Bush hasn't eaten a meal that costs $55.00 for four people in a long time, if ever.

...but..but..but.. Bush!

WTF does Bush have to do with this administration being so incompetent they can't even manage a public dining event for the President?! Get your head out of your ass Obama has been President for 3.5 years!


So vote Republican?
 
2012-06-15 12:49:00 PM

Splinshints: Is there any way to get rid of that fark.com clickthrough tracker on these links? I'm tired of links to bullshiat like Gateway Pundit being covered up by dishonest assmunches with "Some ...." sourcing and I can't see the real link on mouseover because it's too long with the clickthrough.


You sat that like it's not intentional.
 
2012-06-15 12:51:35 PM

Esc7: Rapmaster2000: [i.blogads.com image 150x198]

From the ad on the right. I'm sure this will be a great book. Conservatives are great at satire.

I have an honest question.

What the hell is with painting Obama like The Joker? I've seen it since 2008, and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Are they saying he's the coolest superhero villan ever? A jackbooted big government ANARCHIST? Is it a joke on white/black/face? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.

It's brandished like an insightful insult....but I can't for the life of me connect the dots.

Obama with hitler moustache, that I get, Obama as a racist african stereotype, that I understand, even Obama dressed as king louis the 16th, but I just don't get this.

I half expect to see Obama drawn with a the face of Venom next.


That was only one ad. The page has a second Obama Joker ad.

i.blogads.com

Maybe Obama just wants to take all of your money and burn it in a huge pile. This is his secret plan to stop inflation.
 
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