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(Daily Mail)   Madonna's Desperate for Attention tour continues with a brief stop in Milan   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-06-15 10:15:24 AM
Grandma, put your clothes back on. No one wants to see your old ass....or veiny hands, arms, and feet.

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2012-06-15 10:23:00 AM
 
2012-06-15 10:31:21 AM
Time to grow up Madge. Please keep your jiggly bits to yourself.
 
2012-06-15 10:39:08 AM
I thought I had heard that her newest album had good first day sales and then immediately tanked. Is that true? Hmmmnn.... off to the Googles!

Oh yeah, guess it did. Biggest drop in history, huh? Guess she's discovering age. Kids today don't really give a shiat about her rehashed crap. They've got their own, newer rehashed crap to enjoy. Guess that explains her new desperate ploys for attention and the calculated "beef" with Lady Gaga her publicist decided she needed.
 
2012-06-15 10:46:55 AM

gmacbeth: Time to grow up Madge. Please keep your jiggly bits to yourself.


This...

I don't understand why she thinks anyone wants to see this now - especially when she put it all out there in her book years ago when it was no where near as scary as it it now.
 
2012-06-15 10:50:49 AM
I was trying to read the tattoo on her ass. Does anyone know Sanskrit?
 
2012-06-15 10:51:37 AM
I guess my problem with it is supposedly how "smart" she's supposed to be. Yet she can't figure out how to use anything but cheap sock tactics?

Not that I ever thought of her as particularly smart. Savvy, maybe, with a generous helping of attention whore.
 
2012-06-15 11:03:07 AM
Madonna's pretty much the most successful music artist in pop culture history.
 
2012-06-15 11:04:44 AM
Yeah, but she's so desperate to remain relevant she's even whoring out her son in her concerts. Nasty grasping harpy.
 
2012-06-15 11:25:54 AM
Madge, your ass is falling out. Tuck it back in honey and take your Geritol.
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2012-06-15 11:30:33 AM

Six_By_Nine: I guess my problem with it is supposedly how "smart" she's supposed to be. Yet she can't figure out how to use anything but cheap sock tactics?

Not that I ever thought of her as particularly smart. Savvy, maybe, with a generous helping of attention whore.


Because maximum effect with minimum effort is stupid
 
2012-06-15 11:35:53 AM

imontheinternet: I was trying to read the tattoo on her ass. Does anyone know Sanskrit?


"Insert peener here"
 
2012-06-15 11:39:27 AM
she kind of resembles nina hartley in that pic Walker put up
 
2012-06-15 11:42:17 AM
My penis made a brief stop in her ass.
 
2012-06-15 11:43:29 AM
I'll admit, she made me wish I were a bottle of water...
 
2012-06-15 12:09:59 PM
fark she's gross.

And beyond annoying.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:48 PM

sure haven't: fark she's gross.

And beyond annoying.


Just like fark itself
 
2012-06-15 12:17:56 PM
Next stop on The (Im)material Succubus Tour: Jakarta!
 
2012-06-15 12:27:47 PM
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Quit feeding it........................

If we ignore her, she'll go away...................we hope
 
2012-06-15 12:28:22 PM
I thought years ago that she would stop the pop crap and make an attempt at developing into more of singer. People respect the aging "diva". No one wants to see an aging pop star past their prime. If I cared at all this would be sad, but I don't so I'm going to sit back and watch her doing stupider and stupider things to try and remain relevant
 
2012-06-15 12:34:16 PM
As usual, the die-hard fans refuse to get it. While they keep saying "The Queen" doesn't give a "beep" about anything, Madge seems to live too hard for what they think. Especially for the gay guys still fixated on the right junk in her trunk.

Helen Mirren - that's someone who can stay sexy without getting all tragic. Madge doesn't have to dress like a "typical" retiree or a First Lady. "Class" doesn't have to be politically incorrect.
 
2012-06-15 12:36:55 PM
The Super Bowl pretty much showed she has no gas in the tank. When the dance team had to basically carry her through a cartwheel. The Madonna position is one that will never die (Madonna, Speares, Gaga, etc). However the individual singers are extremely replaced. She just needs to retire and go produce for others or something.
 
2012-06-15 01:11:56 PM

mongbiohazard: I thought I had heard that her newest album had good first day sales and then immediately tanked. Is that true? Hmmmnn.... off to the Googles!

Oh yeah, guess it did. Biggest drop in history, huh? Guess she's discovering age. Kids today don't really give a shiat about her rehashed crap. They've got their own, newer rehashed crap to enjoy. Guess that explains her new desperate ploys for attention and the calculated "beef" with Lady Gaga her publicist decided she needed.


As mentioned in the article. She wouldn't have even gotten the first day bump if it wasn't for including copies of the album with concert ticket sales.
 
2012-06-15 02:27:01 PM
It's just a matter of time before she has a full gyno exam on stage.
 
2012-06-15 02:38:10 PM
That would actually be a great name for an Eric Idle tour.
 
2012-06-15 04:12:29 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: It's just a matter of time before she has a full gyno exam on stage.


LMAO!

It's so sad and pathetic the way she acts at 53. She's just nasty.
 
2012-06-15 04:13:58 PM

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Quit feeding it........................

If we ignore her, she'll go away...................we hope


Guarantee void in Tennessee...
 
2012-06-15 05:41:19 PM

Six_By_Nine: I guess my problem with it is supposedly how "smart" she's supposed to be. Yet she can't figure out how to use anything but cheap sock tactics?


Actually, I think it was the Red Hot Chili Peppers who did that (PNSFW)
 
2012-06-15 06:32:59 PM
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There comes a point in time where you need to stop trying to dress like a teenager. She is well past it now.
 
2012-06-15 09:59:51 PM

Fixxor: she kind of resembles nina hartley in that pic Walker put up


I would disagree. I would bang Nina Hartley like the fist of an angry god. I would not give Madonna the time of day.

Just my opinion.
 
2012-06-16 03:15:10 PM
one of the saddest things ever is a nasty ass grandma trying to be sexy.

She was never a sex symbol or even that attractive to begin with. This notion that she was sexy or anything of the sort is re writing history.

The part that is annoying is that she still thinks guys want her. No one wants her or ever really wanted her except to clown her tore up pussy.. and her shelf life of relevancy expired somewhere around 1988.. She needs to go away and she's not doing it graciously. This is like watching an old boxer get beat up. It's depressing.
 
2012-06-16 11:22:09 PM
If we ignore her, she'll go away...................we hope

that horse has been out of the barn since what -- 1982? she's not going anywhere. she's going to do what she's going to do and the media will stick it in your face and you're gonna look because that's what people do. such is life.
 
2012-06-17 05:08:12 PM

thistime: She was never a sex symbol


You sure about that?
 
2012-06-18 09:40:44 AM
She needs to give it up she isn't in her 20's or 30's anymore.
 
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