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(STLToday)   It may not be unusual for a little girl to ask her daddy for a pony, but it just might be Farkworthy when that little girl grows up to sell her dad some Horse   (stltoday.com) divider line 38
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2012-06-15 11:12:01 AM
pony thread?

t2.gstatic.com

/i hate myself now
 
2012-06-15 11:16:30 AM

inner ted: pony thread?


Let's do it right.

4.bp.blogspot.com
/you were in the right vein, but you were in the wrong arm
 
2012-06-15 11:16:49 AM
Only saw one comment, knew what it was going to be.
 
2012-06-15 11:19:40 AM
"Better than sex, Jodi. Better than sex... 'I'm a farking adult, I can find out for myself'... Well, I'm finding out alright."

*slides along wall*
 
2012-06-15 11:19:47 AM
I'd inject her with my needle...
 
2012-06-15 11:19:58 AM
www.filmfestivals.com

She needs to work her 24 steps...
 
2012-06-15 11:20:04 AM
St. Charles County, making us proud.
 
2012-06-15 11:22:54 AM

Action Seal: Only saw one comment, knew what it was going to be.


Funny enough, the ad at the top of the page is for "Equine therapy for girls."
 
2012-06-15 11:23:17 AM
For fathers day she's getting him crystal meth.
 
2012-06-15 11:24:55 AM
bravo, subby.
 
2012-06-15 11:26:17 AM
she's cute...

but for the love of god, get some sleep biatch!
 
2012-06-15 11:26:27 AM
"He said he knew his daughter was a heroin addict and he wanted to do heroin too," said Major Kurt Venneman.


Real geniuses these two are. "My daughter is addicted to a drug. I can't wait to try that!"

Hey retard, how about you be a dad and try and help get your little girl off the smack?
 
2012-06-15 11:27:33 AM
maybe he used to smack her around, and she just smacked him back.

/smack
 
2012-06-15 11:28:10 AM
Happy Father's Day dad!! Thanks for raising me, giving me life and everything else!!

I got you a life wrecking disease!! Hope you like it!
 
2012-06-15 11:48:08 AM
The family that gets addicted to smack together, stays together?
 
2012-06-15 11:48:52 AM
Way to rat out your own kid....


...And what fifty year-old who hasn't tried heroin, wakes up and says, "Hey, I wanna try heroin, my daughter looks like she's having a blast with her addiction!"
 
2012-06-15 11:49:14 AM

MBooda: inner ted: pony thread?

Let's do it right.

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/you were in the right vein, but you were in the wrong arm


userserve-ak.last.fm
*snert*
 
2012-06-15 11:50:18 AM
September my cousin tried reefer for the very first time, now he's doing horse - it's June.
 
2012-06-15 11:51:33 AM
i232.photobucket.com


/time to dust off the old meme
//hot like horse steaks on the grill
 
2012-06-15 11:52:44 AM
I don't believe this story. I learned from commercials in the 80s that kids do drugs because their parents do them, not the other way around.
 
2012-06-15 11:54:41 AM

Mentalpatient87: Action Seal: Only saw one comment, knew what it was going to be.

Funny enough, the ad at the top of the page is for "Equine therapy for girls."


i'll not be googling "equine therapy for girls".

i will however:

img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-06-15 11:56:34 AM

probesport: September my cousin tried reefer for the very first time, now he's doing horse - it's June.


its just a sign of the times...

/ don't do it... don't ride the white horse.
 
2012-06-15 11:56:35 AM
TIL that "horse" is slang for heroin
 
2012-06-15 12:01:08 PM
images.wikia.com


Big Bird! I'm sick! I need some smack!
 
2012-06-15 12:14:18 PM
I'm glad it was Lincoln county. I have family in St. Charles county.

no, this isn't part of them.
 
2012-06-15 12:19:23 PM
England told the detective he had used heroin that day and about three times that week. He told police his daughter had sold him the heroin for $10.

"He said he knew his daughter was a heroin addict and he wanted to do heroin too," said Major Kurt Venneman.


Not only was he stupid about the heroin, he stupidly snitched on his daughter.


The detective spoke with Jodi England, who allowed him to search her vehicle, according to court documents. In the trunk he found a book bag, which included several syringes, a spoon, and several capsules that included trace amounts of heroin.


And the daughter stupidly snitched on herself.

Three phrases people ought to learn: "I have nothing to say," "I refuse permission to search" and "I want a lawyer."

This is why we can't have anything nice.
 
2012-06-15 12:23:33 PM
probesport:

September my cousin tried reefer for the very first time, now he's doing horse - it's June.

Damn you for getting to that first! You should respect your slow-reading, slow-thinking and slow-typing elders!

It'll be days before I have another witty thought. You whippersnapper you.
 
2012-06-15 12:33:16 PM

The One True TheDavid: Three phrases people ought to learn: "I have nothing to say," "I refuse permission to search" and "I want a lawyer."


I would say you only need to learn one.

In order to have consent to search, you much consent. You don't need to decline.
Cop: Can we search your car.
You: Am I free to leave?

A: Cop: Yes.
You: Leave.

B: Cop: No.
You: I want a lawyer.

And yes, this goes for you even if you've done nothing wrong. As we speak, there is a dude playing the wife to a guy named bubba in the state prison that did nothing wrong other than not know when to keep his mouth shut.
 
2012-06-15 12:34:20 PM
t0.gstatic.com

Hol Horse is not amused.
 
2012-06-15 12:38:44 PM
England told the detective he had used heroin that day and about three times that week. He told police his daughter had sold him the heroin for $10.

Why would you DO that?! KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OLD MAN!!!
 
2012-06-15 01:00:48 PM

Keigh: I'm glad it was Lincoln county. I have family in St. Charles county.

no, this isn't part of them.


Well, there apparently is some concern over it in St. Charles county (I know, old article).

Heroin has been on a slow rise in the St. Louis area for a few years now.
 
2012-06-15 01:08:11 PM

2KanZam: Way to rat out your own kid....


...And what fifty year-old who hasn't tried heroin, wakes up and says, "Hey, I wanna try heroin, my daughter looks like she's having a blast with her addiction!"


Now, now. Don't be too quick to judge. Just last week I came home from work early and caught my daughter having sex with her boyfriend. It sounded like she was having a blast so I, too, had sex with her boyfriend.

/we're a open minded family
//letting her het a tattoo for her 13th birthday
 
2012-06-15 03:07:53 PM

Squawky: [i232.photobucket.com image 502x333]


/time to dust off the old meme
//hot like horse steaks on the grill



Thank you, That was the only reason I came in this thread.

It's still one of my all-time favorites.

/nostalgic
//watched "My New Haircut" last night
 
2012-06-15 03:11:38 PM
i564.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 03:18:40 PM
Yeah, Lincoln County. I know it's not St. Charles County because my kid's school admins tell me there's not a drug problem in their school. Whew.
 
2012-06-15 05:05:11 PM

2KanZam: Way to rat out your own kid....


...And what fifty year-old who hasn't tried heroin, wakes up and says, "Hey, I wanna try heroin, my daughter looks like she's having a blast with her addiction!"


My thought is he figured 'If I going to try heroin, I might as well get it from someone I know like my daughter'. Imagine that, your daughter may be your best choice for a dealer, but she is still a heroin addict and will kill you for the inheritance.
 
2012-06-15 09:39:56 PM
Facebook ftw

/lives in st. charles county.. getting a kick, etc.
 
2012-06-15 10:31:58 PM

w00ty: Facebook ftw

/lives in st. charles county.. getting a kick, etc.


Ditto. St. Charles City to be exact.
 
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