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(My Fox DC)   I would say the sketch artist for this police department is between 5-12 years old   ( divider line 52
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26242 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2012 at 2:20 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-14 11:49:04 PM  
Let's see your best work subby.
2012-06-14 11:52:33 PM  
Oh yeah....He'll be easy to track down.
2012-06-15 12:05:28 AM  
Let's just get these out of the way...
2012-06-15 12:06:57 AM
Go ninja
2012-06-15 12:09:37 AM
2012-06-15 12:19:47 AM
2012-06-15 12:29:14 AM  
The Eradicator!
2012-06-15 12:40:54 AM  
That is not a hoodie, maybe it is a doodie.
2012-06-15 01:05:53 AM  
I clicked expecting a drawing of dicks, but Kenny from South Park is fine too.
2012-06-15 02:01:45 AM

/they should have known this would happen when they canceled the shuttle program
2012-06-15 02:22:31 AM  

eltejon: The Eradicator!

brilliant! +1
2012-06-15 02:24:59 AM
2012-06-15 02:25:34 AM  


So where do I collect my otters?
2012-06-15 02:26:10 AM
2012-06-15 02:28:24 AM  
where's the nude from Titanic?
2012-06-15 02:36:33 AM  
It's a cave painting from Spain.
2012-06-15 02:43:10 AM

2012-06-15 02:43:23 AM  
I love how the artist has signed the sketch, as if it were some kind of valuable item.
2012-06-15 02:44:01 AM  
Easy Street

They were asking for it.
2012-06-15 02:54:19 AM
2012-06-15 03:33:41 AM  
2012-06-15 03:37:30 AM  
Would be uber hilarious if the anchorman looked just like the sketch...

/work doesn't let me see half the posted pics so if someone 'shopped this already - my bad.
2012-06-15 03:44:33 AM  
FTA: The suspect is described as a black male, between 6' and 6'3", thin build, with a medium complexion. He was last seen wearing a black cloth covering his face, black t-shirt and was armed with a handgun.

Crappy sketch aside, how many people in the D.C. area could possibly fit that desciption?
2012-06-15 03:47:49 AM  

TomD9938: how many people in the D.C. area could possibly fit that desciption?

That's my new word.

Just made it up myself.
2012-06-15 03:50:23 AM  
Isn't that the same sketch they used for the DC sniper back in 02?
2012-06-15 04:00:51 AM  
You know, if you look at the pic, and visualize that's hair and beard, it's actually rather amusing.
2012-06-15 04:54:55 AM
2012-06-15 05:35:21 AM  

RDixon: Isn't that the same sketch they used for the DC sniper back in 02?

Too soon.
2012-06-15 05:38:26 AM  
Came for Kenny and Bomberman; leaving satisfied. Fark rarely disappoints.
2012-06-15 06:05:46 AM  
Suspect has a big nose, big eyes and plucks his eyebrows.
2012-06-15 06:22:36 AM  
"The suspect is described as a black male, between 6' and 6'3", thin build..."
That explains it. No chics are gonna want a guy with a 'thin build' to Fark 'em!
2012-06-15 06:55:26 AM
2012-06-15 07:06:10 AM  

fusillade762: [ image 400x315]

The short clip of the newscaster introing Rodney Stanger is funny, although it's sad that the story itself is about the disappearance of Molly Bish.
2012-06-15 07:42:51 AM
2012-06-15 07:52:53 AM  
It's nice that the artist signed it. They must be proud.
2012-06-15 08:07:18 AM  
Hey, it took me three hours to do the shading around the upper lip, it's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
2012-06-15 08:16:41 AM
2012-06-15 08:34:52 AM  
Oh, wow. They even proudly signed and dated it.
2012-06-15 08:36:52 AM  
What a way to start my morning. I love this place.
2012-06-15 08:51:34 AM  

theknuckler_33: [ image 250x333]

2012-06-15 08:54:02 AM  


Is that Heisenberg?
2012-06-15 08:55:30 AM  

difrancopsycho: theknuckler_33: [ image 250x333]


It's uncertain.
2012-06-15 09:00:01 AM  

LordOfThePings: difrancopsycho: theknuckler_33: [ image 250x333]


It's uncertain.

Thanks for my morning laugh. :D
2012-06-15 09:08:10 AM  
That suspect has a very square head. No wonder he goes around raping people, think of all the teasing he's endured.
2012-06-15 09:17:33 AM

2012-06-15 09:47:49 AM
2012-06-15 10:28:08 AM  
I hope this guy gets caught. I'd love to see how close the drawing is to him.
2012-06-15 10:41:35 AM  
I've always felt that this would make a superior Identa-kit for police.
2012-06-15 12:55:03 PM

Seen in company with:
2012-06-15 01:22:28 PM
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