If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Nola.com)   There's a burglar in your garage. You a) call the cops, b) attack him yourself, C) let your 72 year old momma beat the snot out of him and send him to the hospital   (nola.com) divider line 9
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

6586 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2012 at 4:30 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-06-15 06:20:57 AM
2 votes:
i2.ytimg.com
2012-06-15 05:57:36 AM
2 votes:
Of course this happened in Metairie. Where the hell else could it have happened? Mid-City? Harahan? New Orleans East?

No, those are all too prissy, too hoity-toity for a geriatric woman to beat the living shiat out of someone. Nah, this old lady had gumbo on the stove and sweet tea in the fridge...and then took something to beat the intruder with.
2012-06-14 11:48:12 PM
2 votes:
MAMA WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!
2012-06-15 10:02:00 AM
1 votes:

Apos: MAMA WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!


Ain't nobody messes with my momma.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-15 09:42:50 AM
1 votes:
i445.photobucket.com


/obligatory
2012-06-15 07:52:42 AM
1 votes:

bim1154: MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.

I've seen you around internet tough guy.

[i106.photobucket.com image 640x852]


That's an old picture. My hair is longer now, I'm a little fatter, and I smell much worse.
2012-06-15 07:43:02 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.


I've seen you around internet tough guy.

i106.photobucket.com
2012-06-15 07:25:23 AM
1 votes:
I misread about the murders the guy was acquitted of before. Instead of "high-profile" execution style murders, I read "high-profit" execution style murders.

So thoughts were, "He's come down in the world," and "Wonder what this guy did to piss off someone enough to hire a hit?" and "Prybar? WTF?--"

That's about the time the penny dropped.

I swear some mornings bad eyesight makes these articles a lot more interesting.
2012-06-15 12:26:47 AM
1 votes:
72 years she's been waiting for a chance to vent her frustrations and this was her day to shine.
 
Displayed 9 of 9 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report