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(   There's a burglar in your garage. You a) call the cops, b) attack him yourself, C) let your 72 year old momma beat the snot out of him and send him to the hospital   ( divider line
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2012-06-15 09:19:17 AM  
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She most likely saved many more people from being murdered, beaten or robbed.

Where is her Hero tag?

Her son was defending against the robber also and was covered in blood.
2012-06-15 06:46:11 AM  
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FTFA: The reason for Wednesday's break-in remained a mystery, Fortunato said. "Detectives have yet to be able to establish a motive in this incident."

Maybe burglary? Apparently the cops aren't too bright around there.
2012-06-15 05:57:36 AM  
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Of course this happened in Metairie. Where the hell else could it have happened? Mid-City? Harahan? New Orleans East?

No, those are all too prissy, too hoity-toity for a geriatric woman to beat the living shiat out of someone. Nah, this old lady had gumbo on the stove and sweet tea in the fridge...and then took something to beat the intruder with.
2012-06-14 11:48:12 PM  
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