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(Nola.com)   There's a burglar in your garage. You a) call the cops, b) attack him yourself, C) let your 72 year old momma beat the snot out of him and send him to the hospital   (nola.com) divider line 32
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2012-06-14 11:48:12 PM
MAMA WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!
 
2012-06-15 12:26:47 AM
72 years she's been waiting for a chance to vent her frustrations and this was her day to shine.
 
2012-06-15 01:32:39 AM
See what happens when Brodus Clay calls his mama?
 
2012-06-15 05:57:36 AM
Of course this happened in Metairie. Where the hell else could it have happened? Mid-City? Harahan? New Orleans East?

No, those are all too prissy, too hoity-toity for a geriatric woman to beat the living shiat out of someone. Nah, this old lady had gumbo on the stove and sweet tea in the fridge...and then took something to beat the intruder with.
 
2012-06-15 06:20:17 AM
If mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!

'cuz Mama will make sure of that!
 
2012-06-15 06:20:57 AM
i2.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-15 06:46:11 AM
FTFA: The reason for Wednesday's break-in remained a mystery, Fortunato said. "Detectives have yet to be able to establish a motive in this incident."

Maybe burglary? Apparently the cops aren't too bright around there.
 
ows
2012-06-15 07:16:32 AM
meet my big black momma
 
2012-06-15 07:23:49 AM
If my momma can whip the burglar, seems that would be the safest choice to make.
 
2012-06-15 07:25:23 AM
I misread about the murders the guy was acquitted of before. Instead of "high-profile" execution style murders, I read "high-profit" execution style murders.

So thoughts were, "He's come down in the world," and "Wonder what this guy did to piss off someone enough to hire a hit?" and "Prybar? WTF?--"

That's about the time the penny dropped.

I swear some mornings bad eyesight makes these articles a lot more interesting.
 
2012-06-15 07:26:10 AM
If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.
 
2012-06-15 07:28:05 AM
The intruder was identified as Troy Derosa, 30, whose last known address was 209 Robin Hood Drive

well obviously he was trying to take that stuff to give to the poor.


/why did the news feel it necissary to report where he used to live?
 
2012-06-15 07:43:02 AM

MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.


I've seen you around internet tough guy.

i106.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 07:52:42 AM

bim1154: MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.

I've seen you around internet tough guy.

[i106.photobucket.com image 640x852]


That's an old picture. My hair is longer now, I'm a little fatter, and I smell much worse.
 
2012-06-15 08:41:04 AM
Yo momma so fat...
 
2012-06-15 08:53:12 AM

MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.


Quick question: How many times should I let a burglar like you shoot - you flinching at the recoil and missing every damned time you jerk the trigger - a .50 Desert Eagle in the garage before I let Mom stroll up and pound you to hamburger with her Louisville Slugger?

/She doesn't like how crowbars "swing."
 
2012-06-15 09:18:38 AM
Grandmama?
 
2012-06-15 09:19:17 AM
She most likely saved many more people from being murdered, beaten or robbed.

Where is her Hero tag?

Her son was defending against the robber also and was covered in blood.
 
2012-06-15 09:38:39 AM
What kind of girly-man are you, when you have to rely on your 72 year old mother to fight an intruder?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-15 09:42:50 AM
i445.photobucket.com


/obligatory
 
2012-06-15 09:53:57 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.

Quick question: How many times should I let a burglar like you shoot - you flinching at the recoil and missing every damned time you jerk the trigger - a .50 Desert Eagle in the garage before I let Mom stroll up and pound you to hamburger with her Louisville Slugger?

/She doesn't like how crowbars "swing."


Depends on how much you like half-inch holes in your property. If you like them, then let a burglar like me empty the mag so he feels really stupid standing there with nothing but a boat anchor in his hands.

/actualy I am a pretty good shot with my DE .50. Just not a fast shot with it. Those two things are mutualy exclusive. And damn is the ammo expensive.
 
2012-06-15 09:56:48 AM

Trance750: What kind of girly-man are you, when you have to rely on your 72 year old mother to fight an intruder?



I'm guessing she got fired up and jumped in on the fun
 
2012-06-15 10:02:00 AM

Apos: MAMA WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!


Ain't nobody messes with my momma.
 
2012-06-15 10:33:57 AM
Meh, I'd just shoot the dude and then continue watching sports center while eating oh I don't know maybe some nachos?
 
2012-06-15 11:18:03 AM
Ma Fratelli?
 
2012-06-15 11:26:43 AM
I posted this yesterday (with a worse headline, not that this one is very good either). Strange that someone else was able to post the exact same link. I thought that didn't work. Change in policy?
 
2012-06-15 12:35:44 PM
...was booked with aggravated burglary, attempted murder and simple battery. Bond was set at $750,500.

In 2003, Derosa booked with three counts of murder and one count of attempted murder in a high-profile execution-style shooting in a Metairie apartment.


Hard to believe. He looks like such a shlemiel.

media.nola.com
 
2012-06-15 12:43:26 PM
A Tyler Perry Production.
 
2012-06-15 01:00:44 PM

MythDragon: demaL-demaL-yeH: MythDragon: If some punk kid broke into my house, I'd pull my gat, and drop his punk ass. And if he didn't have a weapon on him, the police would find one next to his body. Not that it would be important, since I am standing my ground in my castle.

/Only use a .50 Desert Eagle for self defense. Any thing less is a pussy gun for pussies.

Quick question: How many times should I let a burglar like you shoot - you flinching at the recoil and missing every damned time you jerk the trigger - a .50 Desert Eagle in the garage before I let Mom stroll up and pound you to hamburger with her Louisville Slugger?

/She doesn't like how crowbars "swing."

Depends on how much you like half-inch holes in your property. If you like them, then let a burglar like me empty the mag so he feels really stupid standing there with nothing but a boat anchor in his hands.

/actualy I am a pretty good shot with my DE .50. Just not a fast shot with it. Those two things are mutualy exclusive. And damn is the ammo expensive.


1. The umbrella policy covers property damage. (You're not using armor-piercing rounds: If you are, she'll use her 20-gauge.)
2. You have never fired that thing with an enraged octogenarian advancing on your position. (Mom's protective.)
3. If you're slow to aim, fire and hit something, she'll take you out with a cast-iron frying pan or butcher knife first. (You're better off trying to use that pistol as a really expensive skull hammer.)
 
2012-06-15 02:16:34 PM

Apos: MAMA WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!


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This Mama could also hold her own....
 
2012-06-15 08:16:42 PM

ows: meet my big black momma


don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass!
 
2012-06-15 10:34:25 PM

maram500: Of course this happened in Metairie. Where the hell else could it have happened? Mid-City? Harahan? New Orleans East?

No, those are all too prissy, too hoity-toity for a geriatric woman to beat the living shiat out of someone. Nah, this old lady had gumbo on the stove and sweet tea in the fridge...and then took something to beat the intruder with.


This made me laugh more than I probably needed to.

/Has family in Harahan
 
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