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(Newser)   The Boy Scouts of America has two decades' worth of documents on 1,200 suspected child molesters in the organization-and the long-secret files are set to go public   (newser.com) divider line 27
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2012-06-14 09:36:04 PM
8 votes:
Sorry, I got all excited and hit the SUBMIT key.

Like I was saying mono-oriented people of the penile persuation could very q
2012-06-14 11:39:40 PM
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Is every man that chooses to work with kids a pedo or do they just take the obvious position of trust and safety and exploit it?

I'm not sure, but I just inherently don't trust a man that likes kids under any circumstances

/my hero
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Basically this.


I like Adam Carolla's soulution:

"Alright eveyone, who wants to take the boys camping this weekend?"

Tom: Me! I'll do it.

Harry: I'd rather stick a fork in my eye and twist.

"Harry, you're taking the kids. Tom, you're outta the scouts."
2012-06-14 09:30:17 PM
5 votes:
Well, praise Jebus they didn't let teh homogays in the Boy Scouts! Then the organization would have really went downhill!
2012-06-15 07:05:16 AM
4 votes:
Anyone know where I can get some popcorn for this thread? Oh, wait...
2012-06-15 02:27:25 AM
4 votes:

some_beer_drinker: as a boy scout, i was raped repeatedly. should i have said something? i was afraid i would get in trouble!


Personally, I like a little pillow talk.
2012-06-15 02:04:03 AM
4 votes:
I got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating too many brownies.
2012-06-14 10:01:09 PM
4 votes:
Wait you mean Powerbottom, Meatwood Derby, Starting a Fire - In Your Pants, and Keep It Zipped Or You're Worm Food weren't legitimate badges?

YOU LIED TO ME SCOUTMASTER MCGINNIS!
2012-06-15 02:22:25 AM
3 votes:
So they're gonna release the pedofiles?

/I'll take a window seat.
//So sorry.
2012-06-15 08:44:25 AM
2 votes:
www.scout.org
2012-06-15 08:37:47 AM
2 votes:
I guess this makes the catholic church...

(puts on sunglasses)

Look like Boy Scouts

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah
2012-06-15 12:27:53 AM
2 votes:
I never knew this was a documentary

i.acdn.us
2012-06-14 11:49:30 PM
2 votes:

Just another example of the basic truth that whether you are an individual or an organization if you are very concerned about and sweatily denouncing homo sex you are probably wrist-deep in homo sex. Actual straight people are primarily having so much fun thinking about and doing hetero sex that there is very little time to think about a type of sexual interaction that does not interest them.

/I'm looking at you Santorum
//WE NEED A BABY-WIPE OVER HERE


home.roadrunner.com
2012-06-15 08:41:29 PM
1 votes:
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2012-06-15 02:55:50 PM
1 votes:

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Girl Scouts has never been religious, so they don't care. That's why they don't do denominational badges like the Boy Scouts. I really think the age cross-section troop model of BS is much better than the single cohort thing in GS, but the GS values are so much more welcoming and supportive that I'd never trade organizations with them.


The Girl Scouts sounds awesome. What they need is a "Girl Scouts" but for boys.
2012-06-15 09:22:48 AM
1 votes:

Crocodilly_Pontifex: AbbeySomeone: Is every man that chooses to work with kids a pedo or do they just take the obvious position of trust and safety and exploit it?

I really hate this mentality. This is why I don't take my daughter to the park anymore. Everyone automatically assumes that a man who is with a child is a pervert. Last time I took her (a 2 year old who obviously is my progeny)to a park, I was approached THREE TIMES with varying levels of hostility and basically asked what the fark I was doing there.


It was probably that visible erection that did you in.
2012-06-15 07:31:22 AM
1 votes:
It's okay to diddle young boys as long as you believe in god. Kinda like priests.
2012-06-15 07:06:19 AM
1 votes:
I spent a week at Cub Scout camp with my stepson last summer as an 'adult leader'. It was seven days of politically-correct insanity. The camp director looked like Jabba the Hutt with huge bugger-grip sideburns. I figure he likes the job because the only respect he'll ever get is from little kids who don't know better.

Most of the counselors were pimply-faced nerds on power trips. About half of them still hadn't come to terms with being gay. Their primary job was shouting "NO RUNNING!" all day, every day. Running was NOT ALLOWED. I'd like to meet whoever it was that decided it was both advisable and possible to keep hundreds of adolescent boys from running for a week.

Adult leaders had to sign a paper acknowledging affiliation with some religion. Any religion. The Cub Scouts are non-denominational now, which is a step in the right direction, but leaders are still required to believe in some deity. Think about that for a minute. They don't care which invisible friend you have, but you're required to have one. I wrote down "Dogist", hoping someone would ask me what it was so I could say "If I can't eat it or hump it, I piss on it".

The boys were constantly preached to about being green and respecting the earth. Yet every meal was served on styrofoam plates with plastic utensils and glasses.

We weren't allowed to strike matches. We could get the campfires ready, but only the pimply-faced gay Hitler Youths had the authority to light them.

No touching was allowed unless you were administering first aid. Some bimbo screamed at me for picking up a little hoodlum who was kicking another. She told me to apologize to him. When I declined she began shrieking "I AM ALPHA! I AM ALPHA! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE! DO NOT CONDESCEND TO ME OR YOU WILL BE TALKING TO THE CAMP DIRECTOR IN HIS TENT!" She later got into a no-kidding catfight with another den mother.
2012-06-15 06:15:42 AM
1 votes:
Big Gay Al disapproves.

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2012-06-15 05:31:05 AM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Shahab: A few people in this thread seem to think that homosexuality has anything to do with pedophilia. It does not.

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A few people in this thread also seem to think that homosexuality does not have anything to do with pedophilia. It does.


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2012-06-15 03:24:41 AM
1 votes:
Of course they're pedophiles. It's right there in the name: they're scouting the boys of America.
2012-06-15 03:22:47 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

/Scoutmaster E. Wok
2012-06-15 02:59:04 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Is every man that chooses to work with kids a pedo or do they just take the obvious position of trust and safety and exploit it?


I can say that as a child, I was worked with by many many men, none of which molested me. so, either 1) no, every man who works with kids is not a pedo, or 2) I was not attractive to pedos.....

I find 2 hard to believe, I mean, I *ME* for god sake...
2012-06-15 02:24:09 AM
1 votes:
as a boy scout, i was raped repeatedly. should i have said something? i was afraid i would get in trouble!
2012-06-15 02:23:32 AM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: I got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating too many brownies.


My uncle's favorite joke when I was growing up:

Q: You know how a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?
A: They eat their brownies.

/CSB
2012-06-15 01:49:38 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Go on...
2012-06-14 11:15:15 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Is every man that chooses to work with kids a pedo or do they just take the obvious position of trust and safety and exploit it?


I'm not sure, but I just inherently don't trust a man that likes kids under any circumstances

/my hero
cache2.artprintimages.com
2012-06-14 09:36:08 PM
1 votes:
Somehow this is Obama's fault
 
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