FARK.com: (7163726) This is all fine and good, but next step is to stop referring to these women as "plus-sized." (With plenty of examples of just how hittable plus-sized really is)

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		This is all fine and good, but next step is to stop referring to these women as "plus-sized." (With plenty of examples of just how hittable plus-sized really is) (dailymail.co.uk)		49
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brap		2012-06-14 11:38:49 PM

5 votes:

Pardon the all bold I was in a frenzy of dickplay.

brap		2012-06-14 10:51:51 PM

5 votes:

If they really wanted us to believe in their products slimming skills they would parade out some seriously morbid obese chicks on scooters and have them jump over the fontain at Ceasars Palace. The fail would let people know that either they slim up or they take the Evil Knievel dive, breaking every bone in their got damn body. You wanna jump Snake Canyon? You better be a size zero or less seacow cause even Evel couldn't do it AND HE WAS ALL GRISTLE AND GRIT! NOT AN OUNCE OF FAT ON HIM!

It's all a scam, wrapped in charade, wrapped in body dysmorphic culture, man.

Change your product name to Special - Ed while you're at it to destroy all cynicism about your noble intentions. "Special"-K I bought your product thinking it was (as the street-slangy title suggests) Ketamine. There was certainly nothing "special" about that night, the first that I was able to exit a disco coherently with any idea what happened to me that evening. In other words....BORING!

I'm sick of being a pawn in this media-driven world. Oh and soda makers, when are you going to start distributing a sweet bubbly drink that fits MY lifestyle?

edip1976		2012-06-15 08:27:37 AM

3 votes:

Relevant to his interests....

/You about a size 14?

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-06-15 02:06:22 AM

3 votes:

skepticultist: /also explains why when I bought her that outfit is was a "large," which I thought had to be a typo or something. She's 5'3" and 130 lbs. How the fark is that "large?"

Because it's "large" for an 8 year old... it's intended market.

/I'd fark her
//Once you're done with her of course.
///you know.... cause of respect and all

r1chard3		2012-06-15 12:32:42 AM

3 votes:

farkingismybusiness		2012-06-14 09:36:09 PM

3 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Then I guess I like plus-sized women?

Here's to swimmin' with plus-sized women!

The First Four Katy Perry Albums		2012-06-15 05:06:12 PM

2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-06-15 06:18:24 AM

2 votes:

If the big ones are 'plus size'
img12.imageshack.us

Then the little ones must be 'fun size'

Oznog		2012-06-15 04:04:55 AM

2 votes:

Bratz Dolls are giving our young girls Unrealistic Expectations of Head Size

HiFiGuy		2012-06-15 01:09:00 AM

2 votes:

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give plus size women an 11.

Jonathan Strange		2012-06-15 12:31:16 AM

2 votes:

Is that Penelope Cruz in TFA?

Also, I'd F Penelope Cruz in TA, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/1

zarberg		2012-06-15 12:22:36 AM

2 votes:

If that's plus sized, what do you call that woman who's so fat she has to ride around on the medical scooter?

brap		2012-06-14 11:38:04 PM

2 votes:

AbbeySomeone:No one gives a sh*t about you. You are a middle aged white guy with a mindset and an idea of who you are and what you want.

Ironically this is EXACTLY what I'm looking for in a woman.

Come to me. embrace me, like an equally bitter dream. Woman who apparently thinks knowing what they want is an awful thing.

By the way, I have no idea who I am. That is a learning process.

AbbeySomeone		2012-06-14 11:06:23 PM

2 votes:

brap: If they really wanted us to believe in their products slimming skills they would parade out some seriously morbid obese chicks on scooters and have them jump over the fontain at Ceasars Palace. The fail would let people know that either they slim up or they take the Evil Knievel dive, breaking every bone in their got damn body. You wanna jump Snake Canyon? You better be a size zero or less seacow cause even Evel couldn't do it AND HE WAS ALL GRISTLE AND GRIT! NOT AN OUNCE OF FAT ON HIM!

It's all a scam, wrapped in charade, wrapped in body dysmorphic culture, man.

Change your product name to Special - Ed while you're at it to destroy all cynicism about your noble intentions. "Special"-K I bought your product thinking it was (as the street-slangy title suggests) Ketamine. There was certainly nothing "special" about that night, the first that I was able to exit a disco coherently with any idea what happened to me that evening. In other words....BORING!

I'm sick of being a pawn in this media-driven world. Oh and soda makers, when are you going to start distributing a sweet bubbly drink that fits MY lifestyle?

No one gives a sh*t about you. You are a middle aged white guy with a mindset and an idea of who you are and what you want.

WhippingBoy		2012-06-15 03:54:24 PM

1 votes:

CHORUS:
My girlfriend thinks she's fat
but she doesn't look fat to me
Girls always think they're fat
I think they read too many magazines

I take her out to dinner
She hardly eats a thing
She calls herself a cow
and I say, "How 'bout a little bestiality?

I take her to a movie
She doesn't like what she sees
but she eats ten buttered popcorns
and then she throws up (yes, she throws up)
Oh, then she throws up (yes, she throws up)
I said, then she throws up, she throws up

She's always on a diet
I hear about it every day
She says none of her clothes fit
but you know what? (What?)
I like her better (I like her better)
I like her better (I like her better)

nowyouknow2000		2012-06-15 01:50:16 PM

1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Special K says you're fat
I ain't down with that.

But if you're waist is small and your curves are kickin' I'm thinkin' about stickin'

offmymeds		2012-06-15 01:12:17 PM

1 votes:

Normal size.

i1136.photobucket.com

"Plus" size.

Just sayin'.

Tat'dGreaser		2012-06-15 11:57:49 AM

1 votes:

sunshine up your skirt: Well, then you and I have something in common.

True, but I won't cry during

:D

lulz

ffish		2012-06-15 11:39:21 AM

1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: IBreakdance2NIN: Tat'dGreaser: I'm just upset that my compliments weren't enough :D

Oh shut up, you know you're one of my only favorites.

FTFY

Excuse me, I believe I was creeping on IBreakdance2NIN first.

And this whole thing is stupid. It boils down to a lot of

28.media.tumblr.com

Hella Fark		2012-06-15 11:25:38 AM

1 votes:

how about volumetricly advantaged?

or spacially wealthy?

WhippingBoy		2012-06-15 11:04:54 AM

1 votes:

wantedbadass: So many people talking about women's body issues. How come nobody concerns themselves with the crazy expectations "the media" puts out towards men?

Because men (especially white men) are the only group with enough self-confidence not to care.

Nitsu Ryu		2012-06-15 10:40:24 AM

1 votes:

stonicus: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

It's hot as hell when they are too weak and tiny to fight back.

You sir owe me a new keyboard.

megalynn44		2012-06-15 10:25:51 AM

1 votes:

Alright guys, it's been fun but I really do have to hit the gym in 26 minutes.

/toned muscle means MUCH more then numerical weight or size

Andrew Wiggin		2012-06-15 10:22:37 AM

1 votes:

Kate H: Late to the party, but I just find it funny that those women are considered "plus" size. I'm assuming that Special-K means Size 5 PLUS 1 or something. *sigh* We can't win.

For example, I'm 5'7" and weigh 152lbs. I'm in the upper ends of a normal bmi. But by Special K I would be considered PLUS size. Gah.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 374x500]

I don't know... I'm pretty muscular. Doesn't that count for something?

what's that growth you have..with the 337 on it?

kiwimoogle84		2012-06-15 10:21:15 AM

1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: megalynn44: OMG, yes. I will never get to just peruse the sale rack for a cheap pare of kickass pants. I can't even fit my legs into a camera frame.

[i1181.photobucket.com image 466x421]

Holy sh*t it's Godzilla

*cough*
Behemoth
*cough*

You done here? Yesterday it's "you're ugly because you don't have a pic". Today it's "you posted a picture and you have long legs and you're disgusting"? Go studman69 somewhere else.

Baz the Spaz		2012-06-15 09:37:28 AM

1 votes:

Is this the point in the discussion where we beg for BIE?

/Plus sized BIE?

Andrew Wiggin		2012-06-15 09:33:34 AM

1 votes:

binaryblue82: I just really wish media and popular culture emphasized more on WHO we are and internal beauty than how we look.

pictures.mastermarf.com

turboke		2012-06-15 07:47:14 AM

1 votes:

Flragnararch: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

I'd say have her blow you but who am I kidding, being all boney, that's going to be teethy and oww.

And they'd be worrying about the calories.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-06-15 06:06:52 AM

1 votes:

Special K says you're fat
I ain't down with that.

Wartime Consiglieri		2012-06-15 05:03:37 AM

1 votes:

nussindavid: Not enough eyebleach. Like Christina Hendricks.
The only way this comment could have been a more blatant admission of homosexuality is if it included a pic of you getting double penetrated in the anus.

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-06-15 03:56:32 AM

1 votes:

magicgoo: Here's a jacket I wanted to purchase: Link pops to video review.

I'll buy it for you... probably a new bike if you wanted too.

Then you can kick me in the balls and take half of what's left.

That's right... got it all planned out... and I know how it works.

OgreMagi		2012-06-15 02:47:49 AM

1 votes:

WhippingBoy: I'm hip to the plight of you broads.

Biatches don't like being called broads.

Foxxinnia		2012-06-15 02:21:18 AM

1 votes:

I don't even know what standards I'm suppose to be judging women by anymore.

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-06-15 02:11:41 AM

1 votes:

JmBa: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

Hmm, I've never had any complaints..

Probably true... but there's a reason they all want to buy you dinner first.

Think about it...

WhippingBoy		2012-06-15 01:59:40 AM

1 votes:

JmBa: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

Hmm, I've never had any complaints.

There's nothing worse than a thread full of men talking about women's clothing sizes and measurements. So clueless. Hell, it's so complicated, most women are clueless. People like what they like, let it go. And aren't most normal men attracted to a variety of body shapes and sizes? Why is this such a brutal topic on Fark?

And yes, I think the women in the article are beautiful, it's all about proportion.

You know what's not attractive? Nagging.

Ivo Shandor		2012-06-15 01:47:36 AM

1 votes:

downpaymentblues: How did "hittable" and "I'd hit that" become acceptable as a way to refer to a woman a man finds attractive?

Why the violent terminology?
t2.gstatic.com

(I also found this).

meat0918		2012-06-15 01:23:45 AM

1 votes:

downpaymentblues: How did "hittable" and "I'd hit that" become acceptable as a way to refer to a woman a man finds attractive?

Why the violent terminology?

octopied		2012-06-15 01:23:30 AM

1 votes:

nimawai: It used to be that plus size models were size 16 and up. In our warped sense of what is beautiful it's now around a size 6. I'd KILL to be a size 6. Yes, yes I know I sound fat. Welcome to fark and all that.

The woman in the adds don't even have a stomach. If you're plus sized shouldn't you have a stomach? One that pouches out? Then we wonder why woman are starving themselves. It's because companies like Special K consider those woman as plus sized. smh

I wouldn't want to be a size 6, as I'd be too small. A size 10 or 12 would be nice, but whatever. I walk all the time, so I'm just heavy, not overly unfit.

As for having a stomach, I used to be just under a size 14(I could fit 13, but not 12) I had a tiny waist(about a 30) with big hip, butt and breasts.

here to help		2012-06-15 01:22:44 AM

1 votes:

downpaymentblues: How did "hittable" and "I'd hit that" become acceptable as a way to refer to a woman a man finds attractive?

Why the violent terminology?

Because make me a motha' fookin' sammich! THAT'S HOW!!!

*KAPOW*

Omahawg		2012-06-15 01:14:13 AM

1 votes:

freddy really did want to ride a bicycle instead.

www.chartstats.com

intelligent comment below		2012-06-15 01:01:30 AM

1 votes:

They were plus sized before the metric conversion.

FourBlackBars		2012-06-15 12:49:37 AM

1 votes:

This thread sounds fat.

cynep		2012-06-15 12:42:44 AM

1 votes:

mrjared: [s1.static.gotsmile.net image 420x482]

Also plus sized.

NO, she ATE few + sized women and chased them down with a skinny one for a good measure. That one is most certainly NOT plus sized. More like

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SIZED and then some.

Flragnararch		2012-06-15 12:27:41 AM

1 votes:

archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

I'd say have her blow you but who am I kidding, being all boney, that's going to be teethy and oww.

archichris		2012-06-15 12:26:35 AM

1 votes:

Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

meat0918		2012-06-15 12:25:23 AM

1 votes:

zarberg: If that's plus sized, what do you call that woman who's so fat she has to ride around on the medical scooter?

Mom?

//Just kidding, though my step dad is 350+lb, but he's down from 500lb, so I'll cut him some slack.