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(Daily Mail)   This is all fine and good, but next step is to stop referring to these women as "plus-sized." (With plenty of examples of just how hittable plus-sized really is)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 444
    More: Stupid, Kerry Katona, deadbeat dads, Covent Garden, size zero, body shape, Kellogg's, bathroom scale  
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2012-06-15 12:46:23 AM  

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 481x641]


I think she may be packing a surprise. no hips, man face, can't see knees can't tell if they be sharp.
 
2012-06-15 12:47:48 AM  
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justswimmingly.com
 
2012-06-15 12:48:40 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Then I guess I like plus-sized women?


I kind of always thought that was just normal sized.

/might be plus-sized after all
 
2012-06-15 12:48:42 AM  
I like curvy women.

I do not like stick figures nor do I like women so large that my truck would refuse to carry them.
 
2012-06-15 12:49:37 AM  
This thread sounds fat.
 
2012-06-15 12:49:41 AM  

Omahawg: [media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Nothing wrong with this woman.
 
2012-06-15 12:49:42 AM  

Blame Hofmann: Omahawg: [media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Based Bonham! You don't need to eat butter by the chunk!


www.greatwhitesnark.com and Chunk was just getting ready to get some. This makes Chunk sad.
 
2012-06-15 12:51:03 AM  
I've discovered that if I want to shop online, the best bet is to look for plus-sized models because we are about the same shape. If the + model looks good in something, then there's a good chance I will. Clothes that look good on a coat rack rarely look goo on me.

Strangely, although I look like the + models, their clothing rarely comes in size 10 or 12. There is no way those ladies are wearing a 16+, even if they are 6.5 feet tall.
 
2012-06-15 12:51:24 AM  

archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.


What people think a size 0 looks like:
2.bp.blogspot.com

What a size 0 actually looks like:
www.eva-longoria.net
 
2012-06-15 12:52:17 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

Damn straight. Like tagging a bag of antlers.


Dont get me wrong it apparently looks good on camera, its just painful IRL.
 
2012-06-15 12:53:22 AM  

Omahawg:


Those are just too tight for her. She needs to go for a size up, or just go naked, it will be more flattering and comfortable.
 
2012-06-15 12:53:35 AM  

FourBlackBars: This thread sounds fat.


I won't deny it. I used to be at the upper end of most clothing stores' sizes, but somehow this past year killed my motivation enough that I've crossed over to the big girls' side. My motivation is that I want to have less fat, because I love out-doors activities and breathing, not for 'fashion' or the like.
 
2012-06-15 12:53:58 AM  

mrjared: [s1.static.gotsmile.net image 420x482]

Also plus sized.


Holy fark. That woman's upper arm is probably bigger around than my waist. That's disgusting.

/not a size zero
//still skinny enough to piss most of my coworkers off
 
2012-06-15 12:54:11 AM  
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2012-06-15 12:54:14 AM  
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2012-06-15 12:55:05 AM  
These women are what I'd call normal (and infinitely hittable). The bags of antlers that are portrayed as "ideal" can go pound sand, or eat a few sammiches before I'd lay a hand on them for fear of breaking something.

/I see WhippingBoy has already covered this...
//carry on slashies!
 
2012-06-15 12:55:42 AM  

wantedbadass: archichris:

What people think a size 0 looks like:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x450]

What a size 0 actually looks like:
[www.eva-longoria.net image 400x500]


That depends on the clothing line, as far as I know. Both can be accurate, if you're talking pure numbers on a tag.
 
2012-06-15 12:55:58 AM  

wantedbadass: archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

What people think a size 0 looks like:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x450]

What a size 0 actually looks like:
[www.eva-longoria.net image 400x500]


See you think if she is hot looking she must be nice to fark.

That just proves you have never had sex with a really tiny or thin girl.

Or that you are very small yourself and hung like the frog prince.
 
2012-06-15 12:56:05 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 390x697]


The human body does not work that way!

/Gorgeous face, but her shape is all wrong.
 
2012-06-15 12:56:50 AM  

cynep: wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 481x641]

I think she may be packing a surprise. no hips, man face, can't see knees can't tell if they be sharp.


ok ok I'll check. Just remember FARK I'm doing this for you!
 
2012-06-15 12:56:52 AM  
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2012-06-15 12:56:53 AM  
Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.
 
2012-06-15 12:58:13 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.


for cushion for the pushin' but don't take 'em to the all you can eat booooofay! no, no, don't do that.
 
2012-06-15 12:58:20 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.


Not sure what you mean by that.
 
2012-06-15 12:59:22 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.


You know how I know you are a porn addict and have never had a really great fark?
 
2012-06-15 01:00:00 AM  
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2012-06-15 01:00:39 AM  
So what I'm to believe here is that if you have hips and a nice rack and DON'T look like a ten year old boy, you're considered "plus sized"?
Also, am I the only one bothered by the fact that crack skinny and looking like a ten year old boy is what's turning men on these days?
 
2012-06-15 01:01:17 AM  
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2012-06-15 01:01:19 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.


You're forgetting the jackasses who have turned their misogyny towards skinny women for this thread.

/"bag of antlers"
//"eat a few sammiches"
//go fark yourselves
 
2012-06-15 01:01:30 AM  
They were plus sized before the metric conversion.
 
2012-06-15 01:02:01 AM  
yet another white knighting fat chicks thread. I get it guys, you can't stem the tide. They like tv and cake more than looking good. Just be honest.

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Then I guess I like plus-sized women?


you like the angles and shirred tops that conceal fat.
 
2012-06-15 01:02:29 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big normal women are farkable.


Unless you're really into bags of antlers..NTTARWT
FTFY
0/10
 
2012-06-15 01:02:48 AM  
I like my woman 177lbs and 6 feet tall. Thank you.
 
2012-06-15 01:03:15 AM  
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2012-06-15 01:03:51 AM  

archichris: See you think if she is hot looking she must be nice to fark.

That just proves you have never had sex with a really tiny or thin girl.

Or that you are very small yourself and hung like the frog prince.


My fiance is 5'0", 95lbs. Size 0. Curvy with an hourglass shape, but a very petite person.

She's very nice to fark. But it's true I'm a "very small person" at 5'9", 145lbs. Hung just fine though, thanks.

So that's one 1 out of 3 close-minded assumptions turned out to be right. Good job, sir.
 
2012-06-15 01:04:02 AM  
A++ would model again
 
2012-06-15 01:04:47 AM  
As someone who farked a size zero 18 year old freshman girl in college when I was 23, I admit they can be enjoyable. I also branched out and farked sizes that include plus. It's all in how adventuresome they are, and how wet they get, among other things.
 
2012-06-15 01:05:08 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-15 01:05:18 AM  

mat catastrophe: Yes, let's prove how progressive we are by talking about how big women are farkable.


weknowmemes.com

www.madmann.com
 
2012-06-15 01:06:45 AM  
It used to be that plus size models were size 16 and up. In our warped sense of what is beautiful it's now around a size 6. I'd KILL to be a size 6. Yes, yes I know I sound fat. Welcome to fark and all that.

The woman in the adds don't even have a stomach. If you're plus sized shouldn't you have a stomach? One that pouches out? Then we wonder why woman are starving themselves. It's because companies like Special K consider those woman as plus sized. smh
 
2012-06-15 01:07:02 AM  

wantedbadass: archichris: See you think if she is hot looking she must be nice to fark.

That just proves you have never had sex with a really tiny or thin girl.

Or that you are very small yourself and hung like the frog prince.

My fiance is 5'0", 95lbs. Size 0. Curvy with an hourglass shape, but a very petite person.

She's very nice to fark. But it's true I'm a "very small person" at 5'9", 145lbs. Hung just fine though, thanks.

So that's one 1 out of 3 close-minded assumptions turned out to be right. Good job, sir.


I can top that, im a robot, built for ITG duty.
Plus I have a robo-penis that uses the nearest planetary gravity well to power itself eternally.
I have an entire school full of mini-skirt clad Japanese anime babes with magical powers who fight each other in a pit filled with baby oil just for the honor of polishing my chrome.

And everything I just said is as provable as anything else online.
 
2012-06-15 01:07:45 AM  
www.jimgetsslim.com
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2012-06-15 01:08:02 AM  
Plus size = anything above size 6
 
2012-06-15 01:08:05 AM  

tchau: I like my woman 177lbs and 6 feet tall
...with shaved balls and at least 6 solid inches Thank you.


FTFY

/nttawwi
//like 'em tall myself
///veejayjay is mandatory, though
 
2012-06-15 01:09:00 AM  
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give plus size women an 11.
 
2012-06-15 01:09:13 AM  

archichris: wantedbadass: archichris: See you think if she is hot looking she must be nice to fark.

That just proves you have never had sex with a really tiny or thin girl.

Or that you are very small yourself and hung like the frog prince.

My fiance is 5'0", 95lbs. Size 0. Curvy with an hourglass shape, but a very petite person.

She's very nice to fark. But it's true I'm a "very small person" at 5'9", 145lbs. Hung just fine though, thanks.

So that's one 1 out of 3 close-minded assumptions turned out to be right. Good job, sir.

I can top that, im a robot, built for ITG duty.
Plus I have a robo-penis that uses the nearest planetary gravity well to power itself eternally.
I have an entire school full of mini-skirt clad Japanese anime babes with magical powers who fight each other in a pit filled with baby oil just for the honor of polishing my chrome.

And everything I just said is as provable as anything else online.


I'm posting pics of fat ugly chicks. I can prove it because just look above. That's what I did. Here's another.

stephanieandersson.blogg.se
 
2012-06-15 01:09:52 AM  

vice_magnet: As someone who farked a size zero 18 year old freshman girl in college when I was 23, I admit they can be enjoyable. I also branched out and farked sizes that include plus. It's all in how adventuresome they are, and how wet they get, among other things.


this
 
2012-06-15 01:10:38 AM  
This thread is giving me the weirdest boner...
 
2012-06-15 01:11:02 AM  

nimawai: It used to be that plus size models were size 16 and up. In our warped sense of what is beautiful it's now around a size 6.


Got anything to back that up? I did a quick google for plus size and lane bryant's advertising sizes 14-28.
 
2012-06-15 01:11:48 AM  
"Plus sized" in fashion industry is apparently now a size 8 or 10.

I come in at size 14, or XL, the small end of "plus sized" but usually wear 14 standard, not 14 plus. The difference is the cut. Standard assumes you are bigger but sill have curves. Plus assumes you are shaped like a marshmellow.
 
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