These are plus-sized?



Then I guess I like plus-sized women?

Ridiculous market-speak for lighter than average women.

Hey, if you make normal-sized women think they're fatty fat fatty fats by getting articles like this published saying that Kellogg's is using "plus-sized women" in their ads, so therefore normal-sized women are "plus-sized", they'll be more likely to eat Special K to lose weight.

Brilliant advertising move.

Bring them to me. I will feed them cheesesteaks and french fries until they are completely recovered.

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

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Then I guess I like plus-sized women?

Here's to swimmin' with plus-sized women!

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

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Then I guess I like plus-sized women?

Not a cankle in sight. I don't get it.

AdolfOliverPanties: These are plus-sized?

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Then I guess I like plus-sized women?


Very much this. Post-coital frolicking would also be strongly encouraged.

If they really wanted us to believe in their products slimming skills they would parade out some seriously morbid obese chicks on scooters and have them jump over the fontain at Ceasars Palace. The fail would let people know that either they slim up or they take the Evil Knievel dive, breaking every bone in their got damn body. You wanna jump Snake Canyon? You better be a size zero or less seacow cause even Evel couldn't do it AND HE WAS ALL GRISTLE AND GRIT! NOT AN OUNCE OF FAT ON HIM!

It's all a scam, wrapped in charade, wrapped in body dysmorphic culture, man.

Change your product name to Special - Ed while you're at it to destroy all cynicism about your noble intentions. "Special"-K I bought your product thinking it was (as the street-slangy title suggests) Ketamine. There was certainly nothing "special" about that night, the first that I was able to exit a disco coherently with any idea what happened to me that evening. In other words....BORING!

I'm sick of being a pawn in this media-driven world. Oh and soda makers, when are you going to start distributing a sweet bubbly drink that fits MY lifestyle?

This thread could be interesting, I'll check back in later ; )

AbbeySomeone: brap: If they really wanted us to believe in their products slimming skills they would parade out some seriously morbid obese chicks on scooters and have them jump over the fontain at Ceasars Palace. The fail would let people know that either they slim up or they take the Evil Knievel dive, breaking every bone in their got damn body. You wanna jump Snake Canyon? You better be a size zero or less seacow cause even Evel couldn't do it AND HE WAS ALL GRISTLE AND GRIT! NOT AN OUNCE OF FAT ON HIM!

It's all a scam, wrapped in charade, wrapped in body dysmorphic culture, man.

Change your product name to Special - Ed while you're at it to destroy all cynicism about your noble intentions. "Special"-K I bought your product thinking it was (as the street-slangy title suggests) Ketamine. There was certainly nothing "special" about that night, the first that I was able to exit a disco coherently with any idea what happened to me that evening. In other words....BORING!

I'm sick of being a pawn in this media-driven world. Oh and soda makers, when are you going to start distributing a sweet bubbly drink that fits MY lifestyle?

No one gives a sh*t about you. You are a middle aged white guy with a mindset and an idea of who you are and what you want.

Ha, guess it did just get interesting : )

Pardon the all bold I was in a frenzy of dickplay.

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, if you make normal-sized women think they're fatty fat fatty fats by getting articles like this published saying that Kellogg's is using "plus-sized women" in their ads, so therefore normal-sized women are "plus-sized", they'll be more likely to eat Special K to lose weight.

Brilliant advertising move.

THIS. I'd like to know the body fat percentage on those women. I'm willing to bet most of them have a lower amount of body fat than normal, and more muscle - therefore skewing the BMI.

Or, you know, the ad agency could have lied.

But it's nice to see models without visible ribs. On their chests.

It's weird when two people you don't know apparently know you and decide to dislike you for reasons you don't know.

The know who you are and what you want thing really killed me and convinced me that girl/guy we really haven't met.

When I was a stupid biatch me and my girls used to yell "I bet you buy your clothes in a store!" Honestly, lighten up, it's not like I don't speak queen you're not freaking anyone out but ME for how boringly stupid and uptight you are being.

Oh well, INTERWEBBY!

I like these women. I like skinner women. I don't really like them much larger than this.

There, I said it. Can I write an article for the Daily Fail now, too?

Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

archichris: Its impossible to have pleasurable sex with a size zero woman.

Damn straight. Like tagging a bag of antlers.

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nice. is that you?

is this you, john wayne? is this me?

nope.

ladyfortuna: F*ck Special K. It's still a damn cereal with lots of carbs and sugar (at least the 'red berries' kind which is my preference, simply because it's cheaper than buying dried berries separately).

Really we plus sizes need to stop drinking (juice, booze, etc) and go for more walks =/ (barring legit medical excuses; mine is only semi-legit. Joint Pain. Probably half caused by weight, which sure makes it harder to ignore and lose that weight).

This. Except for the booze part.

All this proves to me is that some women have a persecution complex. The women in the Special K ads are awesome; so far it seems fairly unanimous that most of us 40-year-old-cheetos-stained-finger-virgin-basement-dwellers find them extremely attractive (which is to be expected). Yet some women will still insist that "the hegemonic Patriarchy forces unrealistic body images on society and makes most men want an anorexic supermodel".

Inconceivable.

/Not you of course... I said "some" women. I'm hip to the plight of you broads.