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(Oregon Live)   Trucker too drunk to drive does the logical thing and sends his boss a text claiming he's being held hostage by robbers who want to steal the load of berries he's hauling   (oregonlive.com) divider line 4
    More: Strange, held hostage, Oregon State Police, robbery, Bellingham, quarter miles  
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2012-06-15 12:52:20 AM
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Ummm, just so you all know IT WASN'T ME!!
2012-06-15 03:08:12 AM
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They're ALWAYS after me assorted berries!
2012-06-15 12:53:56 AM
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From another article: Thomas James Conner, 33, of Bellingham called his trucking company, Anker Trucking, at 2:30 p.m. to report a pair of Asian men with automatic weapons were trying to steal his load of frozen assorted berries.

I guess they were... fruit ninjas?
2012-06-14 11:14:19 PM
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Guess he was in a jam.
 
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