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(Orlando Sentinel)   Man learns the hard way not to bring a table to a knife fight   ( divider line
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3046 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2012 at 10:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-14 11:34:50 PM  
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pete1729: So he picked up the table as a shield, fell forward onto it and she stabbed him in the back of the head.

Do I have that right?

No, dude. Try to keep up. She came at him with the knife. He picks up the table but slips on the banana peel his kid left on the floor because he's only 3 you know. That sort of shiat happens all the time with little kids. She sees that he's falling back now as the table flies up and hits the sink knocking the faucet off while water starts spraying all over the friggin place. But then her cell phone rings and she's gotta get it because she and LaQuinta are going to see Rock of Ages at the multiplex but that's only because Mary J's in it, you know? So she sets down the knife on the counter but the water sprays it on the floor just as the dude falls on it stabbing the back of his head. The Aristocrats.
2012-06-14 10:17:48 PM  
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Sounds like the table thing kinda worked out ok for him....hold on....*clears throat*...submittard.
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