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(Orlando Sentinel)   Man learns the hard way not to bring a table to a knife fight   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 15
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2012-06-14 10:17:48 PM
Sounds like the table thing kinda worked out ok for him....hold on....*clears throat*...submittard.
 
2012-06-14 10:37:19 PM
It's the Orlando way
 
2012-06-14 10:47:21 PM
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2012-06-14 10:49:52 PM
This is what you call getting lucky in Florida.
 
2012-06-14 10:50:24 PM
She certainly looks remorseful.
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2012-06-14 10:52:35 PM
Bighead.
 
2012-06-14 11:11:01 PM
limp
 
2012-06-14 11:11:28 PM
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2012-06-14 11:18:33 PM

dave1y: [i1086.photobucket.com image 351x447]


I think those bath salts are doing shiat to my eyes...
 
2012-06-14 11:24:20 PM
So he picked up the table as a shield, fell forward onto it and she stabbed him in the back of the head.

Do I have that right?
 
2012-06-14 11:34:50 PM

pete1729: So he picked up the table as a shield, fell forward onto it and she stabbed him in the back of the head.

Do I have that right?


No, dude. Try to keep up. She came at him with the knife. He picks up the table but slips on the banana peel his kid left on the floor because he's only 3 you know. That sort of shiat happens all the time with little kids. She sees that he's falling back now as the table flies up and hits the sink knocking the faucet off while water starts spraying all over the friggin place. But then her cell phone rings and she's gotta get it because she and LaQuinta are going to see Rock of Ages at the multiplex but that's only because Mary J's in it, you know? So she sets down the knife on the counter but the water sprays it on the floor just as the dude falls on it stabbing the back of his head. The Aristocrats.
 
2012-06-15 12:49:49 AM
I dunno, I imagine if you wield the table in a certain way, it's deadlier than the knife. I will however accept videos that either prove or disprove this theory. Mostly because I need to be entertained.
 
2012-06-15 01:50:50 AM
If I brought a table to a knife fight... I would win.

/ITG
 
2012-06-15 05:50:22 AM
Aggravated battery? She stabbed him in the head. How about attempted murder?
 
2012-06-15 09:17:10 AM

AaronSynn: Aggravated battery? She stabbed him in the head. How about attempted murder?


Sorry. She has a vagoo.
therefore, she is immediately a victim of domestic violence and may be admitted to a taxpayer funded shelter for abused women under the protection of the violence against people who are to lazy to learn the martial arts act.
 
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