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2012-06-14 09:43:11 PM
Elementary school teachers show up with undergarments showing and their rack hanging out? I would have been scarred for life if any of my elementary school teachers did. Of course, none of them looked like this:


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2012-06-14 09:54:07 PM

cmunic8r99: Elementary school teachers show up with undergarments showing and their rack hanging out? I would have been scarred for life if any of my elementary school teachers did


Yes...because imagine (in my case) those modifiers added to this:
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2012-06-14 11:01:18 PM
"Got it bad,got it bad,got it bad....I'm hot for Teacher censure..."
 
2012-06-14 11:01:52 PM
Why on Earth would anyone in their right mind want to be a teacher these days?

/which actually might explain a lot
 
2012-06-14 11:09:58 PM

robmilmel: Yes...because imagine (in my case) those modifiers added to this:


Obligatory
 
2012-06-14 11:11:53 PM
My kids attend this district.

My understanding is it's a single governing board member who has been on this tirade for years. She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy. Now every year, she brings it up. Every year, it gets tabled.

BTW, this is the same district that had the principal suspended a few years back for sending home the fake field trip letter.
 
2012-06-14 11:29:18 PM

larrycot: She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy


So, she's totally flat, isn't she?
 
2012-06-15 12:02:09 AM

larrycot: My kids attend this district.

My understanding is it's a single governing board member who has been on this tirade for years. She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy. Now every year, she brings it up. Every year, it gets tabled.

BTW, this is the same district that had the principal suspended a few years back for sending home the fake field trip letter.


Do you recall what the letter said? The article connected to the thread you listed is no longer available.
 
2012-06-15 12:07:31 AM
Yes, but what they're not telling you is that it's for the male teachers.
 
2012-06-15 12:11:26 AM

Bathia_Mapes: larrycot: My kids attend this district.

My understanding is it's a single governing board member who has been on this tirade for years. She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy. Now every year, she brings it up. Every year, it gets tabled.

BTW, this is the same district that had the principal suspended a few years back for sending home the fake field trip letter.

Do you recall what the letter said? The article connected to the thread you listed is no longer available.


Hold on while I find it......... Thanks for waiting.

The letter in question.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:34 AM

larrycot: Bathia_Mapes: larrycot: My kids attend this district.

My understanding is it's a single governing board member who has been on this tirade for years. She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy. Now every year, she brings it up. Every year, it gets tabled.

BTW, this is the same district that had the principal suspended a few years back for sending home the fake field trip letter.

Do you recall what the letter said? The article connected to the thread you listed is no longer available.

Hold on while I find it......... Thanks for waiting.

The letter in question.


Wow. Thought the principal was being semi-serious & really sarcastic until the whole bit about the dead puppy and nervous tic (which the principal misspelled, BTW).

Obviously a really bad joke, but also something that should never have been sent to parents.

Thank you for linking the letter for me. I appreciate it.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:55 AM
What a travesty.

i30.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 05:43:39 AM
What if, like, a teacher's bra strap is visible, but not intentionally?
Does that could as a visible undergarment?
 
2012-06-15 05:43:57 AM
Banning flip-flops seems like a good cause, feet are of the devil.

No excercise pants should make for some interesting gym classes, though...
 
2012-06-15 05:45:24 AM
Banned?
img826.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-15 05:56:06 AM
Are school boards an incubator of guanopsychotic politicians now?


GAT_00: larrycot: She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy

So, she's totally flat, isn't she?


I think I need photos in order to decide.
 
2012-06-15 05:57:21 AM
"If your child is one of the mediocre few who excels on the homework..."


WTF?
 
2012-06-15 06:08:23 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Banned?
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What's next, 555 timers?
 
2012-06-15 06:12:36 AM
This reminds me, one of my female high school teachers had an impressive rack and always wore tops that displayed her cleavage. And I mean display. It's funny, I don't remember the subject she taught, but I know I got an A in it.
 
2012-06-15 06:15:22 AM
Anyone who wants chics to cover their clevage, tummy, shoulders, etc, is a homo!
 
2012-06-15 06:25:15 AM
Flip-flops? Really? Who the blue hell thinks flip-flops are the devil?
 
2012-06-15 06:31:54 AM
"Griffin said tattoos, especially sleeve tattoos, can appear unprofessional, offensive or distracting."

They're employing ex-cons as teachers?
 
2012-06-15 06:33:05 AM

Megaslow: Day_Old_Dutchie: Banned?
[img826.imageshack.us image 400x400]

What's next, 555 timers?


They can have my 555 timers when they pry them out of my cold,dead fingers.
 
2012-06-15 06:35:59 AM
I came into this thread for a "Hot for Teachers" reference. slayer199 did not disappoint me.
 
2012-06-15 06:36:23 AM

Terrible Old Man: Flip-flops? Really? Who the blue hell thinks flip-flops are the devil?


If you don't think so, then you're obviously part of the problem here....
 
2012-06-15 06:41:03 AM
The morons in TFA are opening a really big can o' worms.....
 
2012-06-15 06:48:19 AM
That letter is awesome.
 
2012-06-15 06:51:40 AM

Joce678: "Griffin said tattoos, especially sleeve tattoos, can appear unprofessional, offensive or distracting."

They're employing ex-cons as teachers?


i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them.

why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!

hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

 
2012-06-15 06:53:24 AM
'professional'...'professional'...'professionally'...'unprofessional'. ..'unprofessional'...'professionals'...

Also, the author appears to be a child of 15 (see picture at top-right of page).
 
2012-06-15 06:58:40 AM

skinink: Joce678: "Griffin said tattoos, especially sleeve tattoos, can appear unprofessional, offensive or distracting."

They're employing ex-cons as teachers?

i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


tl;dr - GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
2012-06-15 07:01:10 AM
Maybe she's on to something. It's never too early for junior to start accumulating fetishes.
 
2012-06-15 07:02:13 AM
CSB

My daughter was having one of those "Daddy-Daughter" days at her school. We were walking down the hall and just as we passed the 3rd graders home room, the teacher came walking out. She was on par with cmunic8r99's post, but she wasn't showing the whole midriff section. Cute, stacked, the sweater puppies were on display - not quite slutty, but definitely enough to catch the eye and make you want to sign up for her arts and crafts hour.

I never wanted to be a 3rd grader so badly in all my life.

/CSB
 
2012-06-15 07:03:41 AM

Terrible Old Man: Flip-flops? Really? Who the blue hell thinks flip-flops are the devil?


Really? Who the blue hell thinks flip-flops are appropriate for the work place?

Of all the things they listed, this is the only one I agree with. When you're at work, wear proper shoes.
 
2012-06-15 07:12:27 AM
CSB - In a neighboring high school in my area, they had a history of problems with low test scores in chemistry. When the older female teacher retired, they hired a hot, young, buxom teacher who excelled at getting the kids to pay attention to her. They turned that class around in a single year to having some of the best scores in the state.
 
2012-06-15 07:13:33 AM

pkellmey: CSB - In a neighboring high school in my area, they had a history of problems with low test scores in chemistry. When the older female teacher retired, they hired a hot, young, buxom teacher who excelled at getting the kids to pay attention to her. They turned that class around in a single year to having some of the best scores in the state.


The power of titties.
 
2012-06-15 07:16:12 AM
Flip-flops are for normal people at the beach and trailer trash everywhere else.
 
2012-06-15 07:20:24 AM
FTA: Men would be required to wear shirts with a collar at all times...

The only sort of a shirt I can think of that doesn't have a collar would be a wifebeater.
 
2012-06-15 07:23:30 AM

fusillade762: Are school boards an incubator of guanopsychotic politicians now?


GAT_00: larrycot: She once saw a big-boobed teacher wearing flip-flops at school and had a tizzy

So, she's totally flat, isn't she?

I think I need photos in order to decide.


My guess is that she is far from flat, in fact she is probably an oblate spheroid.
 
2012-06-15 07:24:58 AM

The Muthaship: pkellmey: CSB - In a neighboring high school in my area, they had a history of problems with low test scores in chemistry. When the older female teacher retired, they hired a hot, young, buxom teacher who excelled at getting the kids to pay attention to her. They turned that class around in a single year to having some of the best scores in the state.

The power of titties.


They never broke out the grade scores between the male and female students, but I think it has the potential to be a good example of what teenagers may be looking for to really make them care about education.
 
2012-06-15 07:46:45 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Banned?
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I like the cut of your jib. Took me a second to get that as I no longer have 74* series part numbers kicking around in my brain.
 
2012-06-15 07:49:03 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Banned?
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*golf clap*
 
2012-06-15 07:53:03 AM

skinink: Joce678: "Griffin said tattoos, especially sleeve tattoos, can appear unprofessional, offensive or distracting."

They're employing ex-cons as teachers?

i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


Your name is ironic. And yeah you sound...'getoffmylawny' out of touch. I don't know anyone with the exception of convicts who get tattoos to scare people.
 
2012-06-15 08:02:53 AM
 
2012-06-15 08:03:09 AM

Joce678: "Griffin said tattoos, especially sleeve tattoos, can appear unprofessional, offensive or distracting."

They're employing ex-cons as teachers?


You don't get out much, huh?
 
2012-06-15 08:04:53 AM
I'm a teacher (though I don't teach in the U.S. nor do I teach kids) I find it striking how unrealistic people are in their expectations for teachers, particularly public school teachers.

A school teacher is not some rare, highly trained professional in the same class as a transplant surgeon or a robotics engineer. Children compose a huge segment of society, and every child is entitled to the regular attention of at least half a dozen teachers. There simply aren't enough clean-cut, chaste, altruistic, patient, devoted, inspiring paragons of wisdom and compassion to go round.

The obvious mathematics of the situation should tell you that your teachers can't be much better than the average educated person. Your teachers, like it or not, are going to reflect the society from which they are hired, i.e. they're going to look like Americans, dress like Americans, talk like Americans, smoke as much dope as Americans, and apply the same work ethic as Americans.

You can nudge those standards upward a bit the more you want to pay. You're never going to get the Jesus-like pipe dream everyone feels entitled to that shiats puppies, rainbows, and six sigma outcomes. You can have the pressed shirt and the top button buttoned, but it'll cost a lot because (see above) that's a lot of pressed shirts and buttoned buttons. As it is, you're getting what you pay for, which is a certified university graduate whose best career option is dealing with poop-flinging primates and their blameless progenitors without going to jail.
 
2012-06-15 08:05:42 AM
This thread has potential...
 
2012-06-15 08:06:44 AM
What your new teacher might look like.

farm1.staticflickr.com

Check out those ankles! Hurr hurr, stampa, stampa, grrr.
 
2012-06-15 08:12:07 AM

ShannonKW:
The obvious mathematics of the situation should tell you that your teachers can't be much better than the average educated person. Your teachers, like it or not, are going to reflect the society from which they are hired, i.e. they're going to look like Americans, dress like Americans, talk like Americans, smoke as much dope as Americans, and apply the same work ethic as Americans


I'm pretty sure they do more dope than the average American.

/Honestly who could blame them
//When I was in HS ('98-'02) a teacher got busted for dealing dope to the students
 
2012-06-15 08:12:45 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Banned?


or maybe the 74LS73.

J/K
 
2012-06-15 08:19:25 AM

Terrible Old Man: Flip-flops? Really? Who the blue hell thinks flip-flops are the devil?


It's school, not Walmart.
 
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