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(CBS Detroit)   Madam Representative, you are free to discuss this issue, but if you use anatomically correct language like the "V" word, it will disrupt the decorum of the House and we will boot your ass out   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 362
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2012-06-14 11:57:08 PM
MeinRS6: MorrisBird: MeinRS6: She made her little biatchy comment and is now biatching that she got her hand slapped. The Constitution remains safe for now.

You really don't get it, do you? My condolences, my friend.

Get what? She was free to make her biatchy comment and the Speaker was free to give her a little slap on the wrist. Big whoop.

But it's stupid to pretend that this is because she said the word "vagina".


Oh, you're right about that. It's because the speaker's a cross dressing control freak with vagina envy. Just like every other anti-choice man on the planet.
 
2012-06-14 11:57:33 PM
Shaggy_C: Lionel Mandrake: Does the topic being discussed involve women and their vaginas?

It amuses me to no end that you people think a uterus, a fetus, and a vagina are all the same thing.


I find your language offensive
 
2012-06-14 11:58:06 PM
Aaaand now NewportBarGuy will forevermore show in a friendly and attractive shade of orange to me.
 
2012-06-14 11:58:13 PM
MeinRS6: You mean, make a sexually inappropriate comment regarding the Speaker of the House?

Describing an RNC video: "at the end it says "Democrats Galore." Imposed with a naked woman behind the tag line. Get it? Subtle it is not. But check out the video at around :40 seconds; a split screen that says it all. "Pussy Galore" is shown with "Starring Nancy Pelosi the Speaker" over "Pussy's" image."

Why is it ok for the RNC to make a sexually inappropriate comment regarding the Speaker of the House, but not for a Democrat?
 
2012-06-15 12:01:01 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Aaaand now NewportBarGuy will forevermore show in a friendly and attractive shade of orange to me.

What NewportBarGuy may look like in real life.

media.tumblr.com
/For realz.
 
2012-06-15 12:01:04 AM
CptnSpldng: clowncar on fire: Prolly shoulda called 'em meatcurtains or "the roast beef sandwich".

She needed to use accepted All-American terms like gash or coont or twat. Something the boys feel comfortable with.


Cock socket, cum dumpster, fluffy sausage wallet, skunk guts, fish taco, pink lipped custard sucker and piss flaps are also acceptable.
 
2012-06-15 12:02:22 AM
LectertheChef: CptnSpldng: clowncar on fire: Prolly shoulda called 'em meatcurtains or "the roast beef sandwich".

She needed to use accepted All-American terms like gash or coont or twat. Something the boys feel comfortable with.

Cock socket, cum dumpster, fluffy sausage wallet, skunk guts, fish taco, pink lipped custard sucker and piss flaps are also acceptable.


Oh jeez. Please let me have my innocence back.
 
2012-06-15 12:03:37 AM
The Why Not Guy: MeinRS6: You mean, make a sexually inappropriate comment regarding the Speaker of the House?

Describing an RNC video: "at the end it says "Democrats Galore." Imposed with a naked woman behind the tag line. Get it? Subtle it is not. But check out the video at around :40 seconds; a split screen that says it all. "Pussy Galore" is shown with "Starring Nancy Pelosi the Speaker" over "Pussy's" image."

Why is it ok for the RNC to make a sexually inappropriate comment regarding the Speaker of the House, but not for a Democrat?


The Speaker of the House is John Boehner, who just so happens to be a living dick joke, so they let it slide.

Nancy Pelosi is the House Minority Leader.
 
2012-06-15 12:05:24 AM
Just to be clear, voter suppression isn't enough for these fascist assholes. They want to disenfranchise voters by silencing their elected officials.

And sycophantic dumbshiats like Mein eat it up, because above all else, IOKIYAR.
 
2012-06-15 12:05:25 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Nancy Pelosi is the House Minority Leader.

At the time of the quote I posted, Pelosi was Speaker of the House. Try again.
 
2012-06-15 12:07:18 AM
Sabyen91: Cradle of Filth? Another reason to like that band.

Especially since their sound is reasonable again after "Thornography" let me down hard.

/[shudders]
//played Midian in the car yesterday
///but today belonged to the new Marduk release
 
2012-06-15 12:10:39 AM
The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Nancy Pelosi is the House Minority Leader.

At the time of the quote I posted, Pelosi was Speaker of the House. Try again.


I'd look into getting a new internet service provider...
 
2012-06-15 12:12:21 AM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Sabyen91: Cradle of Filth? Another reason to like that band.

Especially since their sound is reasonable again after "Thornography" let me down hard.

/[shudders]
//played Midian in the car yesterday
///but today belonged to the new Marduk release


Wow, I had no idea they had so many albums. I have Nymphetamine and loved it. I actually thought it was their newest. Looks like I have something to look forward to.

/Thornography sucked?
 
2012-06-15 12:12:33 AM
 
2012-06-15 12:12:52 AM
The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Nancy Pelosi is the House Minority Leader.

At the time of the quote I posted, Pelosi was Speaker of the House. Try again.


I had no frame of reference. I was like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie and wants to know.. wait, what's the point?

/out of my element
 
2012-06-15 12:12:54 AM
Oh, Mein, thanks for the TF! I will try not to abuse the privilege :D
 
2012-06-15 12:14:12 AM
Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.
 
2012-06-15 12:15:01 AM
Shaggy_C: Oh, Mein, thanks for the TF! I will try not to abuse the privilege :D

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-06-15 12:15:28 AM
MeinRS6: Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.

i.zdnet.com
 
2012-06-15 12:15:29 AM
Shaggy_C: Oh, Mein, thanks for the TF! I will try not to abuse the privilege :D

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Don't let the Farklibs get you down. Laughing at them is too much fun.
 
2012-06-15 12:15:41 AM
MeinRS6: Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.

That's what she said! Oh, wait, no, she said vagina.
 
2012-06-15 12:16:10 AM
Cinaed: Vagina is a distracting and uncomfortable word for Gays everywhere.

Wrong. As a gay man I find, while I have no particular interest in vaginas, I am more comfortable with their owners than most straight men.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:21 AM
Sabyen91: MeinRS6: Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.

That's what she said! Oh, wait, no, she said vagina.


And all the cross dressing right wingers took to their fainting couches in horror.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:25 AM
MeinRS6: Shaggy_C: Oh, Mein, thanks for the TF! I will try not to abuse the privilege :D

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Don't let the Farklibs get you down. Laughing at them is too much fun.


This is amusing. There is no way THAT backfires.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:37 AM
MeinRS6: Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.

Ha ha, you lost.
 
2012-06-15 12:18:12 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: wait, what's the point?

The point is that sexually inappropriate remarks aimed at the Speaker of the House didn't seem to bother our friends on the Right when the Speaker's name was Nancy Pelosi. The example I gave was from a video released by the RNC. But now that the Speaker's name has an (R) after it, suddenly we have to play nice.
 
2012-06-15 12:18:12 AM
LectertheChef: Sabyen91: MeinRS6: Wow. You guys are hopelessly retarded and partisan.

That's what she said! Oh, wait, no, she said vagina.

And all the cross dressing right wingers took to their fainting couches in horror.


Vagina envy is not pretty.
 
2012-06-15 12:19:43 AM
The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: wait, what's the point?

The point is that sexually inappropriate remarks aimed at the Speaker of the House didn't seem to bother our friends on the Right when the Speaker's name was Nancy Pelosi. The example I gave was from a video released by the RNC. But now that the Speaker's name has an (R) after it, suddenly we have to play nice.


That's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2012-06-15 12:21:03 AM
LaViergeNoire:
.....No, the thing is that you should never imply ownership of a vagina. It should always be "a vagina" or "the vagina", never "her vagina".

/or something like that

Maybe "this here vagina of mine".


I read that in Sarah Palin's voice.
 
2012-06-15 12:21:28 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ok, then school me. Which part did I get wrong?
 
2012-06-15 12:22:01 AM
The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ok, then school me. Which part did I get wrong?


Do you have Netflix?
 
2012-06-15 12:24:24 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ok, then school me. Which part did I get wrong?

Do you have Netflix?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2012-06-15 12:24:34 AM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Do you have Netflix?

I asked which part I got wrong. If you're unable to answer just say so.
 
2012-06-15 12:24:46 AM
The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ok, then school me. Which part did I get wrong?


(He's quoting The Big Lebowski, using a retort a person used when they were utterly decimated in an argument. Basically, I believe he is agreeing with you in a humorous fashion. A jape, if you will.)
 
2012-06-15 12:25:44 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Jairzinho: Lionel Mandrake: Oh my god I f*cking hate Republicans.

WTF is wrong with you assholes?

I've said it before. Republicans have the mindset of a preschooler,

I don't know... preschoolers and kindergarteners get a kick out of saying stuff like "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".


Back when I was young and uncultured, I thought it great fun to walk up to people and say "You're a homo... sapien" :)
 
2012-06-15 12:26:34 AM
Felgraf: (He's quoting The Big Lebowski, using a retort a person used when they were utterly decimated in an argument. Basically, I believe he is agreeing with you in a humorous fashion. A jape, if you will.)

oh.
 
2012-06-15 12:26:49 AM
Klom Dark: FirstNationalBastard: Jairzinho: Lionel Mandrake: Oh my god I f*cking hate Republicans.

WTF is wrong with you assholes?

I've said it before. Republicans have the mindset of a preschooler,

I don't know... preschoolers and kindergarteners get a kick out of saying stuff like "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".

Back when I was young and uncultured, I thought it great fun to walk up to people and say "You're a homo... sapien" :)


// Oops, forgot: NTTAWWT! :)
 
2012-06-15 12:27:05 AM
Felgraf: The Why Not Guy: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ok, then school me. Which part did I get wrong?

(He's quoting The Big Lebowski, using a retort a person used when they were utterly decimated in an argument. Basically, I believe he is agreeing with you in a humorous fashion. A jape, if you will.)


Having to explain it makes it less entertaining. But this is the politics tab, so humor's not always appreciated.
 
2012-06-15 12:27:34 AM
anfrind: Sex as understood by Adolescent BoysRepublicans (PNSFW)

I think I'm gonna be singing that song tomorrow off and on all day under my breath at work.

And louder at home with Mr. Quzie.
 
2012-06-15 12:28:50 AM
12349876: Cataholic: Tell you what. Go to your job tomorrow and use the word "vagina" a few times so that everyone hears it. Let's see how that works out for you.

My work isn't going to involve women's health issues any time soon. And I would WANT a nurse or doctor using it. And legislators discussing issues of women's health.


You would have really enjoyed our rousing debate on how much of the molestation we were going to report.

/I can't believe I got paid for that
 
2012-06-15 12:31:28 AM
The Why Not Guy: Felgraf: (He's quoting The Big Lebowski, using a retort a person used when they were utterly decimated in an argument. Basically, I believe he is agreeing with you in a humorous fashion. A jape, if you will.)

oh.


;)
 
2012-06-15 12:32:10 AM
Just when you think Republicans can't get more retarded.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:52 AM
Cataholic: Tell you what. Go to your job tomorrow and use the word "vagina" a few times so that everyone hears it. Let's see how that works out for you.

If my job entails passing/fighting legislation ABOUT VAGINAS, then I expect it should be perfectly fine and accepted.

Also if I was an ob/gyn.
 
2012-06-15 12:33:32 AM
fark all those Republican traitors - Right in the vagina!
 
2012-06-15 12:33:42 AM
Emposter: Just when you think Republicans can't get more retarded.

I never think that. They've proven time and again that they can always get more retarded.
 
2012-06-15 12:34:53 AM
suziequzie: Cataholic: Tell you what. Go to your job tomorrow and use the word "vagina" a few times so that everyone hears it. Let's see how that works out for you.

If my job entails passing/fighting legislation ABOUT VAGINAS, then I expect it should be perfectly fine and accepted.

Also if I was an ob/gyn.


What if this is me?

bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-15 12:36:58 AM
Shaggy_C: Lionel Mandrake: Does the topic being discussed involve women and their vaginas?

It amuses me to no end that you people think a uterus, a fetus, and a vagina are all the same thing.


Well, ya sure as shiat can't have the 2nd item without the other 2... so while not the same thing, the vagina IS a point of entry INVOLVED in abortion.
 
2012-06-15 12:43:40 AM
suziequzie: Shaggy_C: Lionel Mandrake: Does the topic being discussed involve women and their vaginas?

It amuses me to no end that you people think a uterus, a fetus, and a vagina are all the same thing.

Well, ya sure as shiat can't have the 2nd item without the other 2... so while not the same thing, the vagina IS a point of entry INVOLVED in abortion.


But the fetus is sacred! It says so right in the bible, somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but my preacher told me it's in there, and he'd never lie, would he?
 
2012-06-15 12:45:02 AM
LectertheChef: suziequzie: Shaggy_C: Lionel Mandrake: Does the topic being discussed involve women and their vaginas?

It amuses me to no end that you people think a uterus, a fetus, and a vagina are all the same thing.

Well, ya sure as shiat can't have the 2nd item without the other 2... so while not the same thing, the vagina IS a point of entry INVOLVED in abortion.

But the fetus is sacred! It says so right in the bible, somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but my preacher told me it's in there, and he'd never lie, would he?


I think it was the part where God ripped the babby out of some chick's womb.
 
2012-06-15 12:45:41 AM
Sabyen91: suziequzie: Cataholic: Tell you what. Go to your job tomorrow and use the word "vagina" a few times so that everyone hears it. Let's see how that works out for you.

If my job entails passing/fighting legislation ABOUT VAGINAS, then I expect it should be perfectly fine and accepted.

Also if I was an ob/gyn.

What if this is me?

[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 500x563]


Also acceptable, but not a very sexy word to use considering the nature of pimpin'. There are better choices in vocabulary for that profession that convey the nature of what you're selling.
 
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