Good Meowning, everybudee! Happy Father's Day to all the daddies with hooman babbys and fur-kids!

At a little after 4 this morning I was woken up by a loud crash bang. The dog jumped off the bed to investigate and hit the standing fan next to the bed and knocked it over onto me while I was trying to get up. He managed to unplug it when he knocked it over so nobody was hurt. I then tripped over the dog and hit the wall in the hallway on the way to the living room to check out the noise that woke me up.
In the living room I found Gremie sitting on the end of the couch with his "I didn't do it " look on his face and one his climbing trees broken in half and parts all over the floor. I checked Gremie and he was fine ,cleaned up the floor and then tried to go back to bed. No chance.
Since we were all up Gremie and Jack decided it was time for breakfast. I couldn't convince anyone that it was still bedtime.
Jack and Gremie are now taking a nap and I'm tired but can't sleep and don't have the energy to do anything so I'm on Caturday and watching old John Wayne movies.

Salem Witch: captain feedback: Sickapie: [dl.dropbox.com image 500x377]

I am crying so hard from laughing right now I can't type.

we need to pick up our bus tickets also. you can have the window seat

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Do we get a group rate?

Gawd, I hope so! :)

gremlin1: At a little after 4 this morning I was woken up by a loud crash bang. The dog jumped off the bed to investigate and hit the standing fan next to the bed and knocked it over onto me while I was trying to get up. He managed to unplug it when he knocked it over so nobody was hurt. I then tripped over the dog and hit the wall in the hallway on the way to the living room to check out the noise that woke me up.
In the living room I found Gremie sitting on the end of the couch with his "I didn't do it " look on his face and one his climbing trees broken in half and parts all over the floor. I checked Gremie and he was fine ,cleaned up the floor and then tried to go back to bed. No chance.
Since we were all up Gremie and Jack decided it was time for breakfast. I couldn't convince anyone that it was still bedtime.
Jack and Gremie are now taking a nap and I'm tired but can't sleep and don't have the energy to do anything so I'm on Caturday and watching old John Wayne movies.

Oh no! And good morning to you! Lol. That sucks! Glad everyone turned out ok, tho.

heyed!: http://flic.kr/ps/2edMwW

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Every time I see the "finding Jesus" picture I have to smile and look up!


_{///have my very own jeebus action figure flying from the ceiling in the home office!}

Gotta go and make my baked beans. We're going to my bro's house later for a bbq. Hopefully, I'll be back on tonight.

StranahansBarracuda: yobbery: sherpa18:
Wait, if you get a window seat, does that mean I have to drive? My ticket did not specify that.


valnt9:
I just wanna be on the same flight as you guys.

Hell just called. They offered me a pilot position...They have a decent health plan but no dental.
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Welcome to Unmitigated Hell Airways! As your flight attendant I will be condemning you to a "complimentary" bag of wasabi peas and please remember there is no beverage service on this flight. There are no emergency exits to be concerned with. You'll notice when the in flight breeze kicks in: that isn't a sunroof. That would require a "roof." Don't worry about your seatbelt; as we taxi down the runway an imp will pin you to your seat. In the probable event of a lava landing your seat cushion is made of asbestos and the imp will swipe it on impact. As you wrestle for it please note the Demon betting pool to your left; they love it when you wave as it increases their odds! Thank you for choosing Unmitigated Hell Airways!

Additionally, "Please be aware that there is no bathroom on this plane. You should have thought of that before you boarded. And before you took advantage of the free king sized beverage offered at the gate. If by chance you wet your pants, do not worry as the rest of the passengers will be joining you as soon as you see your destination.

I laughed so hard the tears ran down my legs!

I is typing one handed here but I am around...
seizures of the wtf scale have been hitting hard these last few days especially.
Loss the use of my left arm due to a big seizure ripping my left arm out of it's socket and can't feel most of it.
waiting for results on whether it's permanent nerve damage or something that get fixed.

A kitteh someone posted a blank from last week I found:

yobbery: OK...THAT'S IT!!

"RELEASE THE HOUNDS OF !....er...*ahem* "
Sorry folks...make that Carl, Mitsy and Boots.
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/They can still give you a nasty scratch

....is that a younger Yobbery?!?!
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