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(Talking Points Memo)   Mitt Romney moves his speech up to start before the President's, then sends his bus to honk at the crowd. Finishes by promising better french fries in the cafeteria for all   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 145
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2012-06-14 03:50:48 PM  

Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Haha! That's a pretty good prank. Also, it's hilarious how terrible he'd be for the country!

I'm picturing him slipping a whoopee cushion on Putin's seat and starting WWIII.


Francois Hollande is in for an atomic wedgie.
 
2012-06-14 03:51:15 PM  

eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.


They would cut of their own nose to spite their face, wouldn't they?

/Man. It is really, REALLY scary how potent a poison hatred is...
 
2012-06-14 03:51:22 PM  

eraser8: This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base.


Yup. I have a co-worker who decided to vote for Newt Gingrich because "he really stuck it to that NPR guy".

See also: Rush Limbaugh.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-06-14 03:52:16 PM  

eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.


Let them know the liberals support high voter turnout, so they should boycott elections for the next year to hurt liberals.
 
2012-06-14 03:52:21 PM  
Romney: Conservative. Liberal. Businessman. Petty Douche Bag.
 
2012-06-14 03:52:43 PM  
Wait till President Fart finds out that Ann's dressage horse jockey is going to push Moochelle's dressage horse jockey off the horse at the start of the Olympic event.
 
2012-06-14 03:52:52 PM  

eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.


It doesn't even have to be more. They'd gladly sacrifice thier long term well being to stick it to the libs even for a minute.
 
2012-06-14 03:53:49 PM  

Lost Thought 00: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

The kind of guy who owns a horse that's competing in olympic level dance competitions


www.dressage-news.com

/shake it, baby!
 
2012-06-14 03:53:54 PM  

Somacandra: NeverDrunk23: Romney acts like someone who never even heard of a person who carries less than a million dollars in their pocket and he can't relate to them at all. He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time.

I'm beginning to agree with this sentiment more and more. He really does seem more and more like a space cadet.


And remember, it will be Obama who is the elitist.

And people will fall for it, proudly.

And once things go to irreversible shiat, these same morons will finally realize the consequences of their ignorant choices but will spend all the time blaming the libs for not stopping them.
 
2012-06-14 03:54:11 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

I do not understand what you are referring to, fellow human. My human friends and I speak quite normally.


Some of my best friends are humans!
 
2012-06-14 03:54:30 PM  
I like it. It is putting some of the fun back into campaigns. I hope Fartbongo pulls something equally as absurd.
 
MFL
2012-06-14 03:54:59 PM  
NeverDrunk23 He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time

Maybe one day Obama will as well.
 
2012-06-14 03:55:45 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Somacandra: NeverDrunk23: Romney acts like someone who never even heard of a person who carries less than a million dollars in their pocket and he can't relate to them at all. He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time.

I'm beginning to agree with this sentiment more and more. He really does seem more and more like a space cadet.

And remember, it will be Obama who is the elitist.

And people will fall for it, proudly.

And once things go to irreversible shiat, these same morons will finally realize the consequences of their ignorant choices but will spend all the time blaming the libs for not stopping them.


Nope they'll blame Obama.
 
2012-06-14 03:55:47 PM  
FTFA:

The Obama campaign responds:

"Campaigns are a reflection of their candidates, and let's remember that Mitt Romney himself encouraged his campaign to engage in heckling just a few weeks ago," said Danny Kanner, an Obama campaign spokesman in an emailed statement, adding that "the American people deserve better than antics that are more at home in a second grade classroom than in a presidential campaign."

OSNAP.jpg
 
2012-06-14 03:56:33 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?


Maybe he read too much Hemmingway.
 
2012-06-14 03:56:59 PM  
What was that new law about protesting in the presence of secret service agents?
 
2012-06-14 03:57:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

I do not understand what you are referring to, fellow human. My human friends and I speak quite normally.


When Romney speaks, I actually hear Invader Zim...
-Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

- I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

-I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH, that I could not eat another bite.
Only Romney's not as lovable as Zim.
 
2012-06-14 03:57:53 PM  

thurstonxhowell: eraser8: This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base.

Yup. I have a co-worker who decided to vote for Newt Gingrich because "he really stuck it to that NPR guy".

See also: Rush Limbaugh.


I worked with a guy who refused to put cans in the recycle bin right next to the trash can because he wanted to "piss off Al Gore". Of course he also said someone should drag Obama out of the White House and shoot him in the head, so he was pretty much a waste of air.
 
2012-06-14 03:57:54 PM  

codergirl42: This seems like this level of childish antics could benefit Obama. Obama could incorporate whatever RMoney says at his speech and use it against him later in the same day. Great plan RMoney let your rival get the last word.


And Obama's quick enough to be able to respond on the fly.
 
2012-06-14 03:57:58 PM  

apoptotic: Good grief. It's not even like they were just down the block and spontaneously thought "hey, you know what would be funny?". They drove all the way across the state just to do something stupid.


I thought they were across town from eachother. How many hundreds of dollars of gas did he burn just to look like a grade schooler?
 
2012-06-14 03:59:41 PM  

eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.


I think Gingrich's surprising showing in the primaries is evidence of that. They're more interested in embarrassing Obama than winning.
 
2012-06-14 04:00:41 PM  

MFL: NeverDrunk23 He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time

Maybe one day Obama will as well.


Welcome to Being a Completely Uselss Shill.
 
2012-06-14 04:02:18 PM  

Diogenes: eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.

I think Gingrich's surprising showing in the primaries is evidence of that. They're more interested in embarrassing Obama than winning.


Good because Obama plays for the W.
 
2012-06-14 04:02:32 PM  

MFL: NeverDrunk23 He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time

Maybe one day Obama will as well.


No, you!

/MFL is the comeback kid.
 
2012-06-14 04:02:33 PM  
I'm gonna need more mind-altering substances to get through the next few months. Hey, BC's top health official says MDMA is safe for adults to consume - let's party!

/*boom*boom*boom*HEARTHEDRUMMERGETWICKED*boom*
//beats the shiatshow that is current politics
 
2012-06-14 04:03:04 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Lost Thought 00: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

The kind of guy who owns a horse that's competing in olympic level dance competitions

[www.dressage-news.com image 600x478]

/shake it, baby!


j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-14 04:03:46 PM  

eraser8: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

I do not understand what you are referring to, fellow human. My human friends and I speak quite normally.

When Romney speaks, I actually hear Invader Zim...-Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

- I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

-I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH, that I could not eat another bite.Only Romney's not as lovable as Zim.


Vote for Meeeeeee! Your doom is upon you! DOOOOOOM!!
 
2012-06-14 04:04:22 PM  

BunkoSquad: eraser8: This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.

It would. I would be one devastated and furious liberal if the Republican base decided to stick their faces in ceiling fans en masse.


That would indeed be infuriating to my liberal self and many of my liberal friends! I do hope no Republicans are reading this thread.
 
2012-06-14 04:04:55 PM  

ArkPanda: apoptotic: Good grief. It's not even like they were just down the block and spontaneously thought "hey, you know what would be funny?". They drove all the way across the state just to do something stupid.

I thought they were across town from eachother. How many hundreds of dollars of gas did he burn just to look like a grade schooler?


Nope. Obama spoke in Cleveland, Romney spoke in Cincinnati.

Up next: Romney will claim, in what he thinks is a joking manner, that Obama stole his bus.
 
2012-06-14 04:07:46 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?


He's The Zodiac Killer. The handwriting, the police sketch, the timeline, his whereabouts and general weirdness all fit.
 
2012-06-14 04:08:33 PM  

apoptotic: ArkPanda: apoptotic: Good grief. It's not even like they were just down the block and spontaneously thought "hey, you know what would be funny?". They drove all the way across the state just to do something stupid.

I thought they were across town from eachother. How many hundreds of dollars of gas did he burn just to look like a grade schooler?

Nope. Obama spoke in Cleveland, Romney spoke in Cincinnati.

Up next: Romney will claim, in what he thinks is a joking manner, that Obama stole his bus.


I'm waiting for Jerome Corsi's next opus, "The Whitey Tape Is Real".
 
2012-06-14 04:10:39 PM  

codergirl42: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

I do not understand what you are referring to, fellow human. My human friends and I speak quite normally.

Some of my best friends are humans!


Some of my best friends own humans!
 
2012-06-14 04:14:13 PM  

Arachnophobe: BunkoSquad: eraser8: This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.

It would. I would be one devastated and furious liberal if the Republican base decided to stick their faces in ceiling fans en masse.

That would indeed be infuriating to my liberal self and many of my liberal friends! I do hope no Republicans are reading this thread.


You know what would piss me off, if republicans lay their nuts on a farking dresser. Just their nuts laying on a farking dresser. And bang them shiats with a spiked farking bat.
 
2012-06-14 04:14:24 PM  
The overzealous staffer strikes again!

What I wanna know is, how do you get that job?

WANTED: OVERZEALOUS STAFFER. ZERO SUPERVISION, UNLIMITED BUDGET.
 
2012-06-14 04:14:33 PM  

apoptotic:

Up next: Romney will claim, in what he thinks is a joking manner, that Obama stole his bus.


"Not, friends, because he's black, mind you. But because those people are poor." Romney explained later that day.
 
2012-06-14 04:15:23 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?


Should have ghettoed it up, yo
 
2012-06-14 04:17:34 PM  

jim32rr: AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Should have ghettoed it up, yo


"sport" is an English way of talking. He could at least use the American "sports" \

Also, that's an incredibly dumb story to relate to begin with.
 
2012-06-14 04:18:13 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?


Thurston Howell III?
 
2012-06-14 04:18:45 PM  

Headso: Hello
[reddogreport.com image 582x436]
yes, this is douche


img207.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 04:19:27 PM  

eraser8: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AdolfOliverPanties: Who farking talks like that?

I do not understand what you are referring to, fellow human. My human friends and I speak quite normally.

When Romney speaks, I actually hear Invader Zim...-Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

- I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

-I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH, that I could not eat another bite.Only Romney's not as lovable as Zim.


Zim is lovable because GIR forces his hand and humbles/humiliates him. If Doomboy Romney had a GIR, it might be actually fun to watch him campaign.
 
2012-06-14 04:20:26 PM  

jim32rr: AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Should have ghettoed it up, yo


crooksandliars.com
"Who let the dogs out?"
 
2012-06-14 04:21:29 PM  

CptnSpldng: DOOOOOOM!!


If I had a nickle for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
 
2012-06-14 04:23:29 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Thurston Howell III?


I would never ask if someone was in sport. Sport is my dog.
 
2012-06-14 04:24:58 PM  

Headso: Hello

[reddogreport.com image 582x436]

yes, this is douche My name is Elder Romney, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book...


FTFY
 
2012-06-14 04:25:24 PM  

eraser8: This isn't surprising.

I get a lot of right wingnut email and a lot of it urges support in order to stick it to "the liberals" or to infuriate "the liberals."

This sort of antagonism is really important to the Republican base. These people would gladly hurt themselves if they thought it would hurt "the liberals" more.


Yep. This is the stuff that gets the base to rally behind Romney. It's pure GOP id.
 
2012-06-14 04:29:46 PM  
Wait until Romney's horse poops on an Obama yard sign. That'll stick it to the libs!
 
2012-06-14 04:32:30 PM  
I see maturity is not one of his strong suits.

Does he even have any strong suits, besides being a pathological liar?
 
2012-06-14 04:32:38 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?


Obviously, you're not in sport.
 
2012-06-14 04:33:44 PM  
I forgot to mention, sadly, this will play right to his base.
 
2012-06-14 04:34:07 PM  

thurstonxhowell: rufus-t-firefly: AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Thurston Howell III?

I would never ask if someone was in sport. Sport is my dog.


How about Judge Whitey, then?

"The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money."
 
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