OVERZEALOUS STAFFER

AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Romney is here to protect us from deficits, homosexuals, and THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE

Hello

yes, this is douche

Mitt's election staff must have a lot of honkies.

looks like obama is going to pull a prank on ol mitens by carpet bombing the airwaves with all of mitt's greatest hits such as

"I like firing people"
"I'm not worried about the poor"
"Russia is our greatest enemy"
"We need less firemen, police, and teachers"

Keep it up Rmoney

kingoomieiii: Haha! That's a pretty good prank. Also, it's hilarious how terrible he'd be for the country!

Romney acts like someone who never even heard of a person who carries less than a million dollars in their pocket and he can't relate to them at all.

He's a bubble boy emerging into the real world for the first time.

LOL. I'll vote for Romney if his staff dresses in fake cop uniforms and starts writing fake tickets to Obama supporters.

A real credit to his race. Uh, I mean species

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is the kind of immature, irresponsible frikkin tool the Republicans want to lead our country

/are you people f*cking crazy?

Have you SEEN the gop base? They proudly vote for everything that will hurt them in the end. They love punishing themselves.

What a doofus, I keep waiting for him to threaten closure of the Sweetums candy factory if you don't vote for him.

Made me think of the West Wing episode with the chicken suit.

I do believe the Supreme Court covered things just like this in that famous 1805 I'm Rubber vs You're Glue case.

Diogenes: AdolfOliverPanties: Heard a soundbyte from him on the radio this morning.

"I met a guy yesterday who is seven feel tall. I asked him if he was in sport. He said he wasn't in sport."

Who farking talks like that?

Mormons.

And I'm not trying to be nasty. Alot of Mormons I've met speak like Romney. One of my coworkers in Colorado Springs, a Mormon deacon, has the exact same speech pattern as Mittens. Heavy punctuation of his speech with "OK". It's eerie.

Same lame ass sense of humor, too.

It's the magic underwear, and lack of beer.

JerseyTim: I wanted an image to capture the "oh, real mature" vibe. Do NOT GIS "real mature" with safe search off.

It's the price we all must pay in order to have free porn on the internets.

Now, I don't know about you, sir, but I will gladly pay that price.

What would be equally hilarious is if groups of Obama supporters started bringing eggs and rotten veggies to outdoor events.

CPennypacker: OVERZEALOUS STAFFER

Shh. Wait until the MSM asks for explanations first.

/Which should be any minute now
//Aaaaany minute...

DirkValentine: LOL. I'll vote for Romney if his staff dresses in fake cop uniforms and starts writing fake tickets to Obama supporters.

I approve of this subtle information drop of Mitt Romney's history of having his staff fake being police officers to harass his political enemies.

Next they are going to chase down Joe Biden and give him a pantsing he will never forget

Good grief. It's not even like they were just down the block and spontaneously thought "hey, you know what would be funny?". They drove all the way across the state just to do something stupid.

This is clown shoes.

/god I love that phrase.

NowhereMon: Next they are going to chase down Joe Biden and give him a pantsing he will never forget

No way. Biden would take their lunch money if they tried that bullshiat with him.

0bummer said something mean once, why isn't the media talking about that?

This seems like this level of childish antics could benefit Obama. Obama could incorporate whatever RMoney says at his speech and use it against him later in the same day. Great plan RMoney let your rival get the last word.

vpb: What happened to Freedom Fries?

Unfortunately they were found to have been out sourced to a third world country and were being made by Muslin terrorists, they are now only served in Gitmo.

Dafatone: This is clown shoes.

/god I love that phrase.

Hello, human. What type of protein would you like to consume today? I have heard that the 'cheeseburger' item is quite enjoyable.

The GOP: spoiled rich twats welcome, blacks not so much.

I think this would be a little cool and funny if it was done in a fun and good-natured spirit. But apparently it's not....

/so: lame.

I'm not a Romney supporter in any way, but for some reason this makes me laugh, mostly because we all know how childish modern American politics has gotten to be and this is it in its purest unfiltered form.

I was in grad school during the '04 election and I remember a couple of Belgian exchange students telling me about how ridiculous American elections were -- the ridiculous rhetoric, the comically inaccurate attack ads, everything.

By themselves, the content and tactics makes me laugh. When I consider the fact that there is a large population that eats this stuff up, it makes me depressed.