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(Wired)   The latest version of the Army's M1 Abrams tanks is an utter, complete cupcake   (wired.com) divider line 16
    More: Stupid, U.S. Army, Abrams tank, cupcakes, Danger Room, Aberdeen Proving Ground  
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2012-06-14 06:18:55 PM  
2 votes:
Dessert Storm
2012-06-14 06:02:39 PM  
2 votes:

Man On Fire: WE CANNOT ALLOW A CUPCAKE GAP


Gentleman, you can't fight here! This is a bake shop!
2012-06-14 04:47:21 PM  
2 votes:
img.ponibooru.org


th03.deviantart.net
2012-06-14 03:44:46 PM  
2 votes:
In before people complain about taxpayer money. This is a fun story, a quick boost for morale, wasn't all that expensive when you compare it to other things the army spends on. Like that, for example, a single drone missile costs $70000.

Very cool stuff.
2012-06-14 11:28:05 PM  
1 votes:
You really want to feed the homeless? Here's a great idea!

Steal a cupcake, box of donuts, McDonalds hamburgers, whatever, from the most obese person you see and run for it. Give it to the nearest bum on the street corner.

1. The hungry homeless will get to eat
2. Fatty McLardass gets some exercise if they chase you (and they'll try)
3. YOU get some exercise

Everyone should do their part to feed the homeless and fight obesity. Why, I stole two boxes of Dunkin Donuts Munchkins from a 350 lb whaleasaurus just last week. She chased me for 40 whole feet!
2012-06-14 10:03:33 PM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-06-14 08:28:28 PM  
1 votes:
why are you guys feeding the troll?
2012-06-14 08:04:45 PM  
1 votes:
My God there are a number of bleeding hearts in here.... Listen, fluffies, it's fine that you feel compassion for your fellow man and more power to you for it, but if you felt so much desire to aid those innocent, destitute, cold, hungry and homeless people then why are you farking? Why aren't you out there helping them?

Just sayin'...

It's a cupcake in the shape of a tank... get a sense of humor and levity, fer cryin' out loud...
2012-06-14 06:20:51 PM  
1 votes:

RoyBatty: Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.


I like to think of them as guaranteeing that a large amount of people will never be cold or hungry again.

\Or entirely in one place
2012-06-14 06:19:24 PM  
1 votes:
This thread needs more Pinkie Pie.

BECAUSE IT FITS, DAMNIT!
2012-06-14 06:16:35 PM  
1 votes:

Greenbeanx: Why the hell does every thread turn into a bronie thread..not even related..Haven't we had enough misery *sniff*


One of the characters has a 'party cannon' that works identically to the one in the article, except that it can also optionally fire confetti.
2012-06-14 06:11:43 PM  
1 votes:
I was upset that this tank did not have reactive, jelly-filled armour.
2012-06-14 06:03:39 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: In before people complain about taxpayer money. This is a fun story, a quick boost for morale, wasn't all that expensive when you compare it to other things the army spends on. Like that, for example, a single drone missile costs $70000.

Very cool stuff.


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
2012-06-14 06:02:26 PM  
1 votes:

Man On Fire: SmackLT: Yeah, it SOUNDS like lighthearted boost for morale, until you consider the reality that this could ignite a baking goods cold war. Now that we've unveiled a cupcake tank, do you think those filthy ruskies are gonna sit back? Hell no, they've probably already got a brownie-based fighter jet in production as we speak. Then, how long will it be before the middle east obtains yellow cake?

WE CANNOT ALLOW A CUPCAKE GAP


A doughnut hole.
2012-06-14 05:57:28 PM  
1 votes:
Why the hell does every thread turn into a bronie thread..not even related..Haven't we had enough misery *sniff*
2012-06-14 05:57:14 PM  
1 votes:
Leave the tank. Take the cannoli.
 
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