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(io9)   Dead squid gets woman's mouth pregnant   ( divider line
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25426 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2012 at 2:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-14 01:50:57 PM  
When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva."

Yes, the dead squid's spermatophores were still active, and they'd inseminated the woman's oral cavity.

Ewww ewww ewww ewww!!
2012-06-14 01:56:02 PM  
That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.
2012-06-14 02:01:02 PM  
Hey, Mr. Squid... I like you, but I don't LIKE like you.
2012-06-14 02:03:41 PM  
Remind me to stick to western-style calamari, sheesh.
2012-06-14 02:12:46 PM  


Oh god, it's starting.

/Might as well go crazy now and save the Elder ones some time.
2012-06-14 02:18:27 PM  
goddam hentai.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-14 02:19:41 PM  
It's a good thing she didn't swallow.
2012-06-14 02:20:09 PM  
Said squid was caught in the deepest waters of the North Sea; The Peter North Sea.
2012-06-14 02:36:33 PM  
This is what comes of tentacle porn, you weirdos.
2012-06-14 02:37:16 PM  
In related news, welcome to Japan.
2012-06-14 02:39:40 PM  
I was not expecting the headline to be quite so... accurate.

2012-06-14 02:40:13 PM  
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2012-06-14 02:42:43 PM  

discgolfguru: This is what comes of tentacle porn, you weirdos.

I heard you like bukake in your tentacle porn...
2012-06-14 02:43:30 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.

Prometheus was a pretty movie.
/ I won't spoil it for anyone.
2012-06-14 02:44:10 PM  
I really expected this to be a story from Japan. Was surprised that it was Korean. Unless of course the Korean woman was in Japan when it happened, which is possible.

I'm sure there's a hentai with this plot somewhere though.
2012-06-14 02:44:12 PM  
How much does a mollusk hooker charge for a BJ?

Six quid.
2012-06-14 02:44:14 PM  
She didn't see it coming!!!!

2012-06-14 02:44:16 PM  
2012-06-14 02:44:42 PM  
Mouth babies? Squirmy little squid babies popping out of her face?
2012-06-14 02:44:58 PM  
No need to spend money on squid; I would've done it for free...
2012-06-14 02:45:05 PM  
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Need babies? Why not Zoidberg
2012-06-14 02:47:01 PM  
Sounds like a plot for SciFi ... yeesh!
2012-06-14 02:47:26 PM  
How is babby squid formed?
2012-06-14 02:48:44 PM  
It was dead and cooked and still came in her mouth hard enough to embed sperm in her cheek.

That there is one heckuva sex drive.
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2012-06-14 02:50:36 PM  
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2012-06-14 02:53:59 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Rev. Skarekroe: That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.

Prometheus was a pretty movie.
/ I won't spoil it for anyone.

Yes that's all it was
2012-06-14 02:54:12 PM  

ChipNASA: [ image 540x405]

Oh god. Those splashing waves have taken on a whole new meaning, and I can't unsee it!
2012-06-14 02:54:35 PM  
Oh, for gross.
2012-06-14 02:55:51 PM  
Could be worse.

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2012-06-14 02:56:01 PM  
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Victory is Mine!!!
2012-06-14 02:56:05 PM  
Hope it bought her dinner first....oh wait, it was dinner.
2012-06-14 02:56:15 PM  
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2012-06-14 02:56:48 PM  
This is why I like my calamari deep friend and battered and with no internal organs left inside.
2012-06-14 02:57:47 PM  
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wanted for questioning
2012-06-14 02:58:41 PM  
Rule 34 has no limits.
2012-06-14 02:59:13 PM  
Holy shiat.
2012-06-14 02:59:53 PM  
Dead squid, dead squid
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when they come in you?
2012-06-14 02:59:56 PM  
2012-06-14 03:01:33 PM  
Octomom II?
2012-06-14 03:03:46 PM  
Hey, it's not funny!

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2012-06-14 03:05:48 PM  
This is why we remove the guts before eating

/that's just offal
2012-06-14 03:07:29 PM  
So.... what happens if it hits a mucous membrane?
2012-06-14 03:08:10 PM  
Oh, Bukakke Squid... I thought it said Barbecued Squid...
2012-06-14 03:10:38 PM  
2012-06-14 03:11:37 PM  
Journal of Parasitology

This sounds like a medical journal devoted to fuel for nightmares.
2012-06-14 03:16:32 PM  
" Ohyeah....Oh Yeah!!!. Mammasan......Oh....babay......I promise I won't.........Unnnhhhhhh...too late......"
2012-06-14 03:17:11 PM  
Another reason not to eat seafood... at least, not the invertibrates!
2012-06-14 03:17:39 PM  
Do not eat the farkin internal organs!
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