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AdolfOliverPanties		2012-06-14 01:50:57 PM

When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva."

Yes, the dead squid's spermatophores were still active, and they'd inseminated the woman's oral cavity.

Ewww ewww ewww ewww!!

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-06-14 01:56:02 PM

That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.

Blues_X		2012-06-14 02:01:02 PM

Hey, Mr. Squid... I like you, but I don't LIKE like you.

pag1107		2012-06-14 02:03:41 PM

Remind me to stick to western-style calamari, sheesh.

Shadow Blasko		2012-06-14 02:12:46 PM

*blink*

Wat?

Oh god, it's starting.

/Might as well go crazy now and save the Elder ones some time.

FloydA		2012-06-14 02:18:27 PM

goddam hentai.

vpb		2012-06-14 02:19:41 PM

It's a good thing she didn't swallow.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-06-14 02:20:09 PM

Said squid was caught in the deepest waters of the North Sea; The Peter North Sea.

discgolfguru		2012-06-14 02:36:33 PM

This is what comes of tentacle porn, you weirdos.

King Something		2012-06-14 02:37:16 PM

In related news, welcome to Japan.

Fish in a Barrel		2012-06-14 02:39:40 PM

I was not expecting the headline to be quite so... accurate.

/shudder

zarberg		2012-06-14 02:40:13 PM

Mishno		2012-06-14 02:42:43 PM

discgolfguru: This is what comes of tentacle porn, you weirdos.

I heard you like bukake in your tentacle porn...

Evil Mackerel		2012-06-14 02:43:30 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.

Prometheus was a pretty movie.
/ I won't spoil it for anyone.

The sound of one hand clapping		2012-06-14 02:44:10 PM

I really expected this to be a story from Japan. Was surprised that it was Korean. Unless of course the Korean woman was in Japan when it happened, which is possible.

I'm sure there's a hentai with this plot somewhere though.

HailRobonia		2012-06-14 02:44:12 PM

How much does a mollusk hooker charge for a BJ?

Six quid.

TrollingForColumbine		2012-06-14 02:44:14 PM

She didn't see it coming!!!!

/oblig

Leeds		2012-06-14 02:44:16 PM

ALERT THE JAPANESE

Nurglitch		2012-06-14 02:44:42 PM

Mouth babies? Squirmy little squid babies popping out of her face?

thewulf		2012-06-14 02:44:58 PM

No need to spend money on squid; I would've done it for free...

ProudBoiler		2012-06-14 02:45:05 PM

Need babies? Why not Zoidberg

Spanky McStupid		2012-06-14 02:47:01 PM

Sounds like a plot for SciFi ... _yeesh!

NashMcNash		2012-06-14 02:47:26 PM

How is babby squid formed?

wildcardjack		2012-06-14 02:48:44 PM

It was dead and cooked and still came in her mouth hard enough to embed sperm in her cheek.

That there is one heckuva sex drive.

Dinobot		2012-06-14 02:49:44 PM

IN THE MOUTH!

ChipNASA		2012-06-14 02:50:36 PM

Nurglitch		2012-06-14 02:50:38 PM

drjekel_mrhyde		2012-06-14 02:53:59 PM

Evil Mackerel: Rev. Skarekroe: That's scarier than anything in Prometheus.

Prometheus was a pretty movie.
/ I won't spoil it for anyone.

Yes that's all it was

The Irrelevant Gamer		2012-06-14 02:54:12 PM

ChipNASA: [j.wigflip.com image 540x405]

Oh god. Those splashing waves have taken on a whole new meaning, and I can't unsee it!

Tergiversada		2012-06-14 02:54:35 PM

Oh, for gross.

medius		2012-06-14 02:55:51 PM

Could be worse.

images.wikia.com

sid2112		2012-06-14 02:56:01 PM

Victory is Mine!!!

HKWolf		2012-06-14 02:56:05 PM

Hope it bought her dinner first....oh wait, it was dinner.

Glendale		2012-06-14 02:56:15 PM

andyofne		2012-06-14 02:56:48 PM

This is why I like my calamari deep friend and battered and with no internal organs left inside.

Spaz-master		2012-06-14 02:57:47 PM

wanted for questioning

d3		2012-06-14 02:58:41 PM

Rule 34 has no limits.

scottyvr6		2012-06-14 02:59:13 PM

Holy shiat.

Porous Horace		2012-06-14 02:59:53 PM

Dead squid, dead squid
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when they come in you?

barefoot in the head		2012-06-14 02:59:56 PM

*squirdt*

Mr. Potatoass		2012-06-14 03:01:33 PM

Octomom II?

MadMonk		2012-06-14 03:03:46 PM

Hey, it's not funny!

i406.photobucket.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-06-14 03:05:48 PM

This is why we remove the guts before eating

/that's just offal

Ochiba		2012-06-14 03:07:29 PM

So.... what happens if it hits a mucous membrane?

stonicus		2012-06-14 03:08:10 PM

Oh, Bukakke Squid... I thought it said Barbecued Squid...

bikerbob59		2012-06-14 03:10:38 PM

oral

PetraeusWJ		2012-06-14 03:11:37 PM

Journal of Parasitology

This sounds like a medical journal devoted to fuel for nightmares.

ChipNASA		2012-06-14 03:16:32 PM

" Ohyeah....Oh Yeah!!!. Mammasan......Oh....babay......I promise I won't.........Unnnhhhhhh...too late......"
/blarrgghhhhh...pitooooooyeeee

alkhemy		2012-06-14 03:17:11 PM

Another reason not to eat seafood... at least, not the invertibrates!

Mock26		2012-06-14 03:17:39 PM

Do not eat the farkin internal organs!

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