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(Yahoo)   R. Kelly owes $4.8 million in taxes. Soon to be back in that closet, living there   (music.yahoo.com ) divider line
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1074 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Jun 2012 at 4:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-14 04:23:51 PM  
I bet the IRS is pissed.
 
2012-06-14 04:25:44 PM  
It doesn't take a whiz to see that he's in trouble.
 
2012-06-14 04:31:44 PM  
what a pisser
 
2012-06-14 04:32:14 PM  
He pissed on an underaged girl.
 
2012-06-14 04:35:05 PM  
Well, I see the majority of the piss jokes have been covered before I got here so...

/I got nothing
 
2012-06-14 05:05:17 PM  
Living the dream until he pissed it all away. ...meh
 
2012-06-14 05:13:55 PM  
Urine.
 
2012-06-14 05:25:57 PM  
So accountants have completely lost their way, or do these stories really mean that the accounting software they use to complete returns for clients is shiatty?
 
2012-06-14 05:26:41 PM  
Who leaked this story?

/I.P. Knightly? Rusty Bedsprings?
 
2012-06-14 05:44:50 PM  
another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.
 
2012-06-14 05:47:44 PM  
He pissed it all away.

/piss
 
2012-06-14 06:05:04 PM  
Waiting for the R Kelly/Willie Nelson duet on "Fark the IRS."
 
2012-06-14 06:09:55 PM  
And he opened up the leeeeettttterrrrrrrr, and it stated he neeeeeeded to contact the IRS agent....

R. Kelly is crazy. Not like a fox.
 
2012-06-14 06:17:56 PM  
IRS better watch their cats.

0.tqn.com
 
2012-06-14 06:23:17 PM  
Dude's gotta get himself a better revenue stream.
 
2012-06-14 06:48:28 PM  
Urine some deep trouble R Kelly.
 
2012-06-14 07:38:11 PM  
He'd better hope for a golden shower of revenue so he can pay this off.

/pee
 
2012-06-14 07:54:30 PM  
Since his episode with his loose bladder, every hiphop song i hear i mentally change the lyrics to "i wanna love you/i wanna pee on you".

Im easily amused.
 
2012-06-14 08:09:15 PM  
Uh oh R. Kelly. Sounds like urine trouble.
 
2012-06-14 08:13:03 PM  

DrippinBalls: another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.


R.Kelly? A rapper?

He's as much of a rapper as Nelly is a singer.
 
2012-06-14 08:14:33 PM  
Haters gonna hate
Lovers gonna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I wanna piss on you
Piss on you, I'll piss you
I'll pee on you.
 
2012-06-14 08:20:20 PM  

DrippinBalls: another worthless negro rapper NOT paying taxes. Wow, what a f**king shocker.

/Get a life, azzholes

//deadbeat groid = deadbeat groid.


Just a hunch, but I think DrippingBalls won't be voting for Obama.
 
2012-06-14 08:30:16 PM  
Urine trouble.
 
2012-06-14 09:28:13 PM  
Pissed it all away.
 
2012-06-14 09:31:03 PM  
So I pull out my gun and cap some biatch!
 
2012-06-14 09:42:31 PM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-06-14 10:23:59 PM  
As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?
 
2012-06-14 10:57:20 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?


If you charge $10,000 or $10,000,000 for an apperance, the venue writes you a check for $10K or $10M. It's your job to pay the IRS.

Just about every small business owner has learned just how easy it is to forget to pay the estimated taxes on the quarter. It's made worse by the fact that you're not legally obligated to make estimated payments any larger than your last year's income leading to a "well, as long as I pay it by next April I can keep this extra money around...

Then you spend it.

Then comes "next April" and you owe money to the IRS you no longer have.
 
2012-06-14 11:28:55 PM  
I bet he's thinking: "Fark da IRS. I'll piss in they EYE"
 
2012-06-14 11:29:14 PM  
He used to be music's golden boy.
 
2012-06-14 11:59:20 PM  
You could buy a shower made out of gold for that much.

Think about it.
 
2012-06-14 11:59:23 PM  
PMITA and R Kelly is on the receiving end.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:24 AM  
I don't care what anyone says. "Trapped in the Closet" is the closest thing to genius that our generation will ever know.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:12 AM  

biyaaatci: I don't care what anyone says. "Trapped in the Closet" is the closest thing to genius that our generation will ever know.


Yes it is, and nobody got it.

/"Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget."
 
2012-06-15 01:09:29 AM  
www.punkwalrus.com
 
2012-06-15 02:39:18 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: As a celebrity, is it that hard to keep track of your finances? Or is there something else at work here that keeps getting all these guys into tax trouble?


Just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you're not incredibly stupid. Stupid people have trouble with things like "math," "planning ahead," "remembering not to record yourself committing lewd acts with minors," etc.
 
2012-06-15 07:46:47 AM  
www2.tripnet.se
www2.tripnet.se
 
2012-06-15 08:17:55 AM  
www.isleyunruh.com
 
2012-06-15 10:19:23 AM  
LOL...you Farkers do not pissapoint.
 
2012-06-15 10:43:55 AM  
www.filmfodder.com
 
2012-06-15 11:17:57 AM  
AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!
 
2012-06-15 07:25:20 PM  

EyeballKid: [www.isleyunruh.com image 505x379]


ROFL

Dead.

/Best song on that album.
 
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