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(ESPN)   In one breath, this year's most popular fantasy football team name is spawned   (espn.go.com) divider line 54
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2012-06-14 03:12:59 PM
Ehh... maybe. If the Nationals keep playing well, lots of D.C. area teams will be a play on "Clown question, bro."
 
2012-06-14 03:28:20 PM

FishyFred: Ehh... maybe. If the Nationals keep playing well, lots of D.C. area teams will be a play on "Clown question, bro."


I really thought that was gonna be it. I wasn't expecting a Sandusky update
 
2012-06-14 04:51:23 PM
Better than the 'Double Enten-Dre's'?
 
2012-06-14 04:53:02 PM
Subby, you're a bad man.

/keep it up
 
2012-06-14 04:53:42 PM
This whole story disgusts me, I have to change the channel when the news even talks about it. Dude deserves life in general population, what a horrible human being.
 
2012-06-14 04:54:56 PM
I'm in a league with Geraldo's Stache and Rosie's Spread-Em's. I'm not sure how much weirder we can get.

\mine's Ash's Boomsticks, btw
 
2012-06-14 04:59:25 PM
This year, I was going to go with "Sandusky's Sloppy Seconds" as a team name...but I can respect someone who chooses "Tickle Monster" as their team name.
 
2012-06-14 04:59:32 PM
Tickle monsters
 
2012-06-14 05:02:59 PM
Possible team mascot:

i45.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 05:05:57 PM
Another article on ESPN talked about testimony from others about Sandusky having "soap battles" with the victims.

*shudder*
 
2012-06-14 05:08:25 PM
I am still waiting for a hero to emerge in this story. Someone who did the right thing but it keeps getting worse and worse. Those poor victims.
 
2012-06-14 05:08:52 PM
Wait, that was the name they used in Sunny in Philadelphia when they tried to blackmail the sex offender into leaving town.
 
2012-06-14 05:08:57 PM
There's an article on Yahoo Sports from one of Sandusky's supporters. She's delusional.
 
2012-06-14 05:11:53 PM
Before even clicking the link I had already decided "Rhythmic Slapping" would be the best fantasy football team name. Thematically related, anyway.
 
2012-06-14 05:12:29 PM

WhoIsWillo: Possible team mascot:

[i45.photobucket.com image 250x405]


Somebody needs to 'shop a PedoElmo. I would but I lack the skill to do it justice
 
2012-06-14 05:13:05 PM
images.wikia.com

Also referred to as a "tickle monster"
 
2012-06-14 05:17:02 PM

Crewmannumber6: Better than the 'Double Enten-Dre's'?



Child please.
 
2012-06-14 05:18:24 PM
I forgot who came up with this FF team name on TotalFark, but I might steal it for this season:

A Jerry Jones Lemon Party Christmas
 
2012-06-14 05:20:32 PM
Tickle Monster Titty Sprinkles
 
2012-06-14 05:21:34 PM
fark sandusky! fark joepa! fark penn state!

/i hope they give the football program the death penalty.
//i realize they won't.
 
2012-06-14 05:22:41 PM
I feel bad for the kid who expected him to care after he was transferred to a group home. Sorry man, once you are out of arms reach, the pedo will strike a closer target.
 
2012-06-14 05:27:57 PM

JohnAnnArbor: There's an article on Yahoo Sports from one of Sandusky's supporters. She's delusional.


You mean this one about his delusional supporter?

This is the most insane thing in there, I like that the author adds everyone else's thoughts between her ramblings:

"Do you do sports?" Porter argued. "Guys always go in the shower."

Not with little boys.

"You ever go to the YMCA to go swimming?," she said. "The locker rooms are filled with all ages. Men and women, all walking around naked. It's no different."

No different than showering alone in an empty locker room late at night, playing "soap battles"?

"However long as the YMCA swimming pool is open there are all aged nude people in the locker room," she said. "And I think when you are a mother you realize boys are nudists. And I think football coaches, they're always hanging out."

 
2012-06-14 05:32:17 PM

pregerstheHobo: JohnAnnArbor: There's an article on Yahoo Sports from one of Sandusky's supporters. She's delusional.

You mean this one about his delusional supporter?

This is the most insane thing in there, I like that the author adds everyone else's thoughts between her ramblings:

"Do you do sports?" Porter argued. "Guys always go in the shower."

Not with little boys.

"You ever go to the YMCA to go swimming?," she said. "The locker rooms are filled with all ages. Men and women, all walking around naked. It's no different."

No different than showering alone in an empty locker room late at night, playing "soap battles"?

"However long as the YMCA swimming pool is open there are all aged nude people in the locker room," she said. "And I think when you are a mother you realize boys are nudists. And I think football coaches, they're always hanging out."



Ugh.....the old naked guys at my old YMCA were awful. I have no idea why they though it was okay to walk around nude for a long time after taking a shower.

Whatever happened to just taking a shower and drying off next to your locker?

"Oh no....I must walk around for 10 minutes, weigh myself, and have conversations with my lemon party brothers."
 
2012-06-14 05:33:48 PM

pregerstheHobo: You mean this one about his delusional supporter?



FTFA:

She nibbles chicken salad on a croissant and uses a somewhat shocking analogy for why she maintains undying support for the most hated man in Pennsylvania, if not beyond.

"When everyone was persecuting Jesus, someone had to stand with him," Porter said.



You miserable f*cking biatch.
 
2012-06-14 05:36:02 PM

pregerstheHobo: JohnAnnArbor: There's an article on Yahoo Sports from one of Sandusky's supporters. She's delusional.

You mean this one about his delusional supporter?

This is the most insane thing in there, I like that the author adds everyone else's thoughts between her ramblings:

"Do you do sports?" Porter argued. "Guys always go in the shower."

Not with little boys.

"You ever go to the YMCA to go swimming?," she said. "The locker rooms are filled with all ages. Men and women, all walking around naked. It's no different."

No different than showering alone in an empty locker room late at night, playing "soap battles"?

"However long as the YMCA swimming pool is open there are all aged nude people in the locker room," she said. "And I think when you are a mother you realize boys are nudists. And I think football coaches, they're always hanging out."


Yep. That one.

One of his friends should have said to him, "If you did this, you need to take this" (hold out loaded, chambered pistol) "and go in there" (motion to nearest bathroom) "and pull the trigger."
 
2012-06-14 05:36:22 PM

The_Sponge: pregerstheHobo: You mean this one about his delusional supporter?


FTFA:

She nibbles chicken salad on a croissant and uses a somewhat shocking analogy for why she maintains undying support for the most hated man in Pennsylvania, if not beyond.

"When everyone was persecuting Jesus, someone had to stand with him," Porter said.


You miserable f*cking biatch.


Obligatory:

cache.gizmodo.com
 
2012-06-14 05:40:40 PM

Super Chronic: Obligatory:



Lulz.
 
2012-06-14 05:41:34 PM
"[Victim of repeated rape] said that after Sandusky was arrested, the ex-coach called him and asked him to "stick up for him" if police questioned him about molestation allegations. When Amendola asked if Sandusky's wife, Dottie, was in the home when he screamed for help, the man said she was, but that he believed Sandusky's basement was sound-proof."

From here.
 
2012-06-14 05:54:37 PM
GIS for tickle monster:

hoorayforhollywood.files.wordpress.com

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-06-14 06:14:39 PM
While in the shower, Sandusky approached the boy, grabbed him around the waist and said, "I'm going to squeeze your guts out."


I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'm going to squeeze your guts out

I'M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR GUTS OUT
 
2012-06-14 06:40:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Titty Sprinkles


I think this one will make some headway, but not sure if they've both peaked too early in the year.
 
2012-06-14 06:42:55 PM
So...Squeezed Guts is the team name then?
 
2012-06-14 07:04:29 PM
Death is too good for that monster. Should be flogged and salted in the public square and thrown to a pack of rabid honey badgers.

/because they don't care..
 
2012-06-14 07:10:04 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Should be flogged and salted in the public square and thrown to a pack of rabid honey badgers.


Honestly, prison is the perfect place for a disgusting monster like him, as long as they don't go above and beyond to protect him.
 
2012-06-14 07:17:49 PM
Wait, his biography is titled "Touched"?
 
2012-06-14 07:35:41 PM

LockeOak: Wait, his biography is titled "Touched"?


yes

www.breakingcopy.com
 
2012-06-14 07:44:55 PM
The 'not very quick's?
 
2012-06-14 07:50:37 PM
Last year I was Casey Anthony Daycare. Haven't decided on this year yet.
 
2012-06-14 08:05:49 PM
The Fighting Sphincters?
 
2012-06-14 09:05:44 PM
weird. i named one of my characters in DCUOnline Tickle Monster just a few months before that story broke.
 
2012-06-14 09:22:53 PM
I'm gonna go with something like "Victim No. 372" or something to that effect. Last year i saw 4 different people name their teams Talents to South Beach.
 
2012-06-14 09:26:00 PM
Special Hug
 
2012-06-14 09:52:33 PM
Sandusky in general population = instant death. Some con doing life w/o parole will not hesitate to shiv the tickle monster in the neck.
 
2012-06-14 10:59:35 PM
I picked out my new team name and logo a few months ago:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-15 02:00:06 AM
Sandusky Jerry and the Monster Ticklers

/flip it and reverse it
 
2012-06-15 04:01:52 AM

The_Sponge: Ugh.....the old naked guys at my old YMCA were awful. I have no idea why they though it was okay to walk around nude for a long time after taking a shower.

Whatever happened to just taking a shower and drying off next to your locker?

"Oh no....I must walk around for 10 minutes, weigh myself, and have conversations with my lemon party brothers."


True that. There's a difference between the old farts who happen to be naked on the way to doing something else (like getting their clothes) and those who are all-out waggin' it and saggin' it like they're at a nudist camp.

Of course, the true hotties just go home to shower.
 
2012-06-15 04:15:59 AM

Pontious Pilates: Sandusky in general population = instant death. Some con doing life w/o parole will not hesitate to shiv the tickle monster in the neck.


...and won't face any punishment for doing it...

Pvt Joker: I picked out my new team name and logo a few months ago:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 340x90]


Dude. No.
 
2012-06-15 07:33:34 AM

The_Sponge: Ugh.....the old naked guys at my old YMCA were awful. I have no idea why they though it was okay to walk around nude for a long time after taking a shower.


i.imgur.com

Possibly related
 
2012-06-15 08:24:50 AM
I've had a number of foul and vulgar fantasy team names... But I think I'll leave this one alone.
 
2012-06-15 09:34:27 AM

pregerstheHobo: JohnAnnArbor: There's an article on Yahoo Sports from one of Sandusky's supporters. She's delusional.

You mean this one about his delusional supporter?

This is the most insane thing in there, I like that the author adds everyone else's thoughts between her ramblings:

"Do you do sports?" Porter argued. "Guys always go in the shower."

Not with little boys.

"You ever go to the YMCA to go swimming?," she said. "The locker rooms are filled with all ages. Men and women, all walking around naked. It's no different."

No different than showering alone in an empty locker room late at night, playing "soap battles"?

"However long as the YMCA swimming pool is open there are all aged nude people in the locker room," she said. "And I think when you are a mother you realize boys are nudists. And I think football coaches, they're always hanging out."


I noticed that in her examples the men and boys are simply showering and/or hanging out naked. Is it also common for these men to wrestle the kids into positions where their penises enter their mouths, perform oral sex, sodomize or force them to perform oral sex on you? As a mother of boys, it's disgusting that she's trying to defend him.
 
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