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(Wonkette)   Gretchen Carlson finally snaps, storms off the set of Fox and Friends after Kilmeade's sexist joke #273. The giant cloud of Axe body spray probably didn't help, either   (wonkette.com) divider line 295
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2012-06-14 04:58:27 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?


Almost everyone on Fox News. Almost everyone on Fox News thinks that kind of sh*t and sometimes says it out loud.
 
2012-06-14 04:58:31 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: CaptainCliche: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: jigger: Wow, she sure was OUTRAGED!

I dunno man, I've heard that tone of voice out of a woman before. It never ended well for me.

With a guy, the louder he gets the more dangerous he gets. Not so with women. A woman who speaks perfectly calm is far more dangerous than the most cracked-out crazy girl. Crazy girl will try and hit you, or sic her boyfriend on you. Quiet woman will DESTROY you.

Yeah. The clue was when she was saying things like "Oh no, you go ahead and read the headlines, take 'em away! In all your glory, go for it."


It's like when a wife or girlfriend says "It's fine. Do whatever you want." If you do exactly as she says, you're either insane or a masochist.
 
2012-06-14 04:59:35 PM

rufus-t-firefly: DrippinBalls: What a LOAD of sh*t. Really. Subby, go shoot yourself. This wasn't even GARBAGE! Fu*king morons.

Hey, I didn't know Mr. Kilmeade had a Fark account.


I don't think that's Mr. Kilmeade's account. He can articulate his thoughts a little (and I stress a little) more clearly than that.
 
2012-06-14 05:00:07 PM
Last month there was a teaser headline that said something like 'What's on the set of Fox and Friends that has the chick all upset?' Judging by the pic I assumed it was the Fox beaver cam they were nosing up her skirt but it turned out to be the color of the green screen.
Apparently she has no beef with the beaver cam.
 
2012-06-14 05:00:58 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: My god... that, that is amazing. There is no way possible way that FOX can spin that... Is there?


Yes. She was laughing a little when she left, so they can use the old "it was all just a joke, those zany Fox and Friends guys!"
 
2012-06-14 05:02:12 PM
"She needed a shower"

Jesus- why not just say "hey quit your bithchin' and take your midol cause it's sammich makin time"?


"For those special times and on Fox family and friends"
 
2012-06-14 05:02:33 PM
LOL She's trapped at Fox.
 
2012-06-14 05:04:22 PM
Gretchen Carlson finally snaps, storms off the set of Fox and Friends after Kilmeade's sexist joke #273.

That number's ridiculously low. Maybe #273 for the day.
 
2012-06-14 05:08:45 PM
I have observed that "conservatives" have a pretty mean/cruel sense of humor. Seems almost all of their "jokes" are at the expense of women, minorities, gays, and poor people... and they sure do seem to think they are funny.
 
2012-06-14 05:09:00 PM

Rapmaster2000: His proper name is "The Guy That Isn't Steve Doocy".


Actually it's, "Brown-haired guy who's not Steve Doocy"
 
2012-06-14 05:09:02 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Corvus: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud on national TV?

Maybe someone who realizes his audience is made of sexist bigots?

Or an idiot.


It can be both!
 
2012-06-14 05:10:06 PM
Wasn't there another time someone walked off. It was because of some BS stance about about Obama?
 
2012-06-14 05:11:16 PM
While she obviously wasn't outraged it's got to be somewhat galling for Republican/conservative women in general to hear "War on Women? HAWHAW! RIDICULOUS!" while listening to Kilmeade-type "jokes" day-in, day-out, everywhere they go.

The gender gap is going to get bigger.
 
2012-06-14 05:12:33 PM

Corvus: Wasn't there another time someone walked off. It was because of some BS stance about about Obama?


There was that time the Douchebag of Liberty called something bullshiat on CNN. Then he walked off teh set and died.
 
2012-06-14 05:13:56 PM

FrailChild: whereas the F&F segment which was clearly a joke


That's right sugartits. No need to get your panties in a wad.
 
2012-06-14 05:14:05 PM

JohnnyC: I have observed that "conservatives" have a pretty mean/cruel sense of humor. Seems almost all of their "jokes" are at the expense of women, minorities, gays, and poor people... and they sure do seem to think they are funny.


LOL yes and liberals' "jokes" are so kind, they are white as the driven snow, why just looking back at the archive of fark headlines and comments will prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt!!
 
2012-06-14 05:14:08 PM

LasersHurt: laughing,


As a woman, I can tell you definitively that wasn't a good humor laugh coming from her.
 
2012-06-14 05:14:18 PM

Corvus: Wasn't there another time someone walked off. It was because of some BS stance about about Obama?


I think Kilmeade walked off once over some ridiculous statement but I don't remember what it was.
 
2012-06-14 05:14:25 PM

JohnnyC: I have observed that "conservatives" have a pretty mean/cruel sense of humor. Seems almost all of their "jokes" are at the expense of women, minorities, gays, and poor people... and they sure do seem to think they are funny.


Hal Sparks once observed that a comedian must "aim up," which is to say that humor at the expense of the oppressed and downtrodden is not funny AND, not coincidentally, a hallmark of so-called conservative humorists such as Mark Steyn, Ann Coulter and James Lileks.
 
2012-06-14 05:16:04 PM

Somacandra: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What a horribly written "article". Can someone tell me what exactly happened to cause her to leave?

She clearly realized she was about to menstruate all over the couch. Therefore she decided to retire to refresh her daintyness.


Ladies and gentlemen, your FARK Post of the WeekTM.
 
2012-06-14 05:16:40 PM

usernameguy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?

Kilmeade is the guy who once opined that Swedes have a lower divorce rate than Americans because they're more racially pure. He wasn't joking that time.


Also Finns...

"We are - we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

"See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."
 
2012-06-14 05:16:55 PM
Seriously?
 
2012-06-14 05:16:56 PM
Did she come back with sandwiches?
 
2012-06-14 05:17:00 PM

TimSTP: Ann Coulter


With Ann Coulter the joke is on libs. :)
 
2012-06-14 05:17:23 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: While she obviously wasn't outraged


Oh yes, yes she was. Her tone and phrasing is usually how all fights with my sisters start.
 
2012-06-14 05:18:49 PM

gulogulo: LasersHurt: laughing,

As a woman, I can tell you definitively that wasn't a good humor laugh coming from her.


I think any man who's had a long-term relationship with a woman knows that laugh as well. I certainly do. The faked smile, the terse, quick chuckle. They mean trouble's brewing.
 
2012-06-14 05:19:01 PM

meat0918: Too bad she'll be bound by a NDA when she leaves. Unless she's set and doesn't need their severance package of course.


she could write a tell all book and make millions.
 
2012-06-14 05:19:55 PM
Haha Brown-Haired Guy that Isn't Steve Doocy sure showed her!

Walk away. Walk away.

:P
 
2012-06-14 05:20:29 PM

rufus-t-firefly: usernameguy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?

Kilmeade is the guy who once opined that Swedes have a lower divorce rate than Americans because they're more racially pure. He wasn't joking that time.

Also Finns...

"We are - we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

"See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."


o_O
 
2012-06-14 05:20:59 PM

DrippinBalls: What a LOAD of sh*t. Really. Subby, go shoot yourself. This wasn't even GARBAGE! Fu*king morons.

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2012-06-14 05:21:21 PM

qorkfiend: rufus-t-firefly: usernameguy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?

Kilmeade is the guy who once opined that Swedes have a lower divorce rate than Americans because they're more racially pure. He wasn't joking that time.

Also Finns...

"We are - we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

"See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."

o_O


So I assume this guy married an asshole.
 
2012-06-14 05:21:56 PM
I don't feel a lot of sympathy for her, to be honest. This is what she wanted. This is the atmosphere Fox News cultivates, not only for themselves, but for our country.
 
2012-06-14 05:22:37 PM
I wonder if fox just does this every election year to increase ratings or try to get liberals to watch. They did the same thing 4 years ago:

FOX News anchor walks off set over Obama-bashing

I wouldn't be surprised if it was scripted.
 
2012-06-14 05:23:53 PM

gulogulo: LasersHurt: laughing,

As a woman, I can tell you definitively that wasn't a good humor laugh coming from her.


I accept your learned interpretation. Sometimes I forget Carlson's a human because she doesn't act like it.
 
2012-06-14 05:24:07 PM

HeartBurnKid: I don't feel a lot of sympathy for her, to be honest. This is what she wanted. This is the atmosphere Fox News cultivates, not only for themselves, but for our country.


She probably just wanted a paycheck. At least to start. I wonder that about the people that end up working over there. Do they know going in that they're signing on with a PR firm disguised as a news operation? Or do they go in thinking they got a sweet gig on a cable news giant? I have no idea which. I suspect in the beginning it was the latter, but nowadays they have to know it's the former.
 
2012-06-14 05:24:14 PM

TrollingForColumbine: qorkfiend: rufus-t-firefly: usernameguy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?

Kilmeade is the guy who once opined that Swedes have a lower divorce rate than Americans because they're more racially pure. He wasn't joking that time.

Also Finns...

"We are - we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

"See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."

o_O

So I assume this guy married an asshole.


All his friends are assholes, and he has an asshole for a wife. But, was he born an asshole? Did he work at it all his life?
Don't make any difference - he's an asshole tonight.
 
2012-06-14 05:24:59 PM
Brian Kilmeade is a HUUUUUUGE douche...But you know what? He just earned some points in my book for continuing to be a dick even after Gretchen walked off the set.

That's just a whole different level of 'Don't Give A Flying Fark' right there. You can't remake those kind of moments on television.
 
2012-06-14 05:26:25 PM

LasersHurt: gulogulo: LasersHurt: laughing,

As a woman, I can tell you definitively that wasn't a good humor laugh coming from her.

I accept your learned interpretation. Sometimes I forget Carlson's a human because she doesn't act like it.


Yeah, hard to feel pity for her. But once in a while, there's a glimmer of hope that all the female hosts on Fox are not Stepford Wife Automatons.
 
2012-06-14 05:26:55 PM
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2012-06-14 05:27:12 PM

gulogulo: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: While she obviously wasn't outraged

Oh yes, yes she was. Her tone and phrasing is usually how all fights with my sisters start.


Irritated, annoyed, pissed or even angry, fine.

Outraged? She would have left the studio.
The word is just way too overused.
 
2012-06-14 05:27:46 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: Brian Kilmeade is a HUUUUUUGE douche...But you know what? He just earned some points in my book for continuing to be a dick even after Gretchen walked off the set.

That's just a whole different level of 'Don't Give A Flying Fark' right there. You can't remake those kind of moments on television.


So in different terms, if someone makes a racist joke, someone gets mad, and the person making the racist joke continues to be racist so you admire them? What?
 
2012-06-14 05:28:11 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Codenamechaz: Brian Kilmeade remarked, "Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control."

What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?



Someone who obviously thinks it's proper, and that his audience thinks it too. Basically a sexist a-hole who is hamming for other sexist a-holes.
 
2012-06-14 05:28:21 PM
This is just like when that other blondie at Fox got offended because someone thought maternal leave wasn't necessary. They only care when it affects them personally. Otherwise, fark you I got mine.

I hate that mentality. No sense of hypocrisy.
 
2012-06-14 05:28:36 PM

fusillade762: The Taliban is not producing a cereal called "Honey Bunches of Goats"


But they should. I would eat the sh*t out of that.
 
2012-06-14 05:29:22 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: gulogulo: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: While she obviously wasn't outraged

Oh yes, yes she was. Her tone and phrasing is usually how all fights with my sisters start.

Irritated, annoyed, pissed or even angry, fine.

Outraged? She would have left the studio.


I can accept that.
 
2012-06-14 05:30:21 PM
Am I the only one thinking this is a set up as a example of how sensitive they are to womens' feelings to be used whenever they are accused of being sexist by demanding women's rights be rolled back to 1800's levels?

I know, this is FoxNews - they are not clever at all - but, this seems far too convenient

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jso2897: Ryokan


Joke's on him. His name means inn in Japanese. His parents clearly hated him.
 
2012-06-14 05:32:15 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What? Who thinks that kind of shiat, let alone says it out loud?


Farkers.
 
2012-06-14 05:32:20 PM
Wow. When did being a bigoted troll suddenly become unacceptable behavior at fark?
 
2012-06-14 05:32:52 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: CaptainCliche: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: jigger: Wow, she sure was OUTRAGED!

I dunno man, I've heard that tone of voice out of a woman before. It never ended well for me.

With a guy, the louder he gets the more dangerous he gets. Not so with women. A woman who speaks perfectly calm is far more dangerous than the most cracked-out crazy girl. Crazy girl will try and hit you, or sic her boyfriend on you. Quiet woman will DESTROY you.

Yeah. The clue was when she was saying things like "Oh no, you go ahead and read the headlines, take 'em away! In all your glory, go for it."

That's that "I'm being really nice, but one day, when you're not looking, I'm going to take your penis away from you" tone. Not Steve Doocy needs to sleep with one eye open for awhile. Maybe the rest of his life if Carlson is the kind of woman capable of just waiting and waiting and waiting. (Most women are that kind of woman - terrifyingly patient)


Oh yes, she's pissed. I've heard that tone before--hell, I've used that tone before. All you male farkers take note--even if she's smiling, even if she's laughing, when she uses that tone of voice you are in big, big trouble.
 
2012-06-14 05:33:09 PM

Codenamechaz: Ned Stark: Which one is Steve doocy?

The one with the very punchable face.

As opposed to Kilmeade who just has a punchable face.


I dont know...have you seen Steve Doocy's son on there? I would think he places higher on the punchability scale
 
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