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(AccuWeather)   Are you a friend of Carlotta or an enemy of Carlotta?   (accuweather.com) divider line 21
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2012-06-14 02:18:32 PM
2 votes:
CLEANING WOMAN!!!
2012-06-14 01:10:16 PM
2 votes:
It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.
2012-06-14 01:07:58 PM
2 votes:
I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
2012-06-14 12:56:50 PM
2 votes:
Sounds like you need a cup of my famous java, Subby.
2012-06-14 10:15:35 PM
1 votes:

acefox1: /Be careful of the fat one who sweats a lot.


He's very dangerous.

"What about Kitty Collins?"

She doesn't sweat as much, but she's also dangerous.
2012-06-14 08:16:35 PM
1 votes:
And Marlowe...wear a tie, for God's sake.
2012-06-14 07:10:37 PM
1 votes:
If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
2012-06-14 07:03:43 PM
1 votes:
Man... this thing's never going to heal...
2012-06-14 06:46:02 PM
1 votes:
Enough of this. Let's go dancing. You go put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.
2012-06-14 06:10:52 PM
1 votes:
What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the shiat out of HIM.
2012-06-14 06:10:45 PM
1 votes:
What are those assholes doing on the porch?

I know... Different movie.
2012-06-14 05:59:22 PM
1 votes:
Wow. Truly, nothing is obscure on Fark.com.

/but it's all soft and steamy!
2012-06-14 05:52:28 PM
1 votes:
Meh, leave Carlotta as the pageboy; Christine is far better.

/obscure?
2012-06-14 05:50:45 PM
1 votes:
Gemermans
2012-06-14 05:50:14 PM
1 votes:
Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.
2012-06-14 05:45:19 PM
1 votes:
But what does FOC mean?
It's a slang word. It's when a man and a woman are in love the man puts his....
2012-06-14 05:45:15 PM
1 votes:
misterfweem: At least we got Terre Haute Indian . . . a (slump)

Damn, and they just got a new library
2012-06-14 05:41:13 PM
1 votes:
Well, there go the chandeliers.
2012-06-14 05:29:19 PM
1 votes:
Forget the pajamas!
2012-06-14 05:09:52 PM
1 votes:
I would imagine this will be one of the more obscure greenlights we'll see this year.
2012-06-14 01:12:04 PM
1 votes:
Considering I wouldn't have been made the leader of the Thieves Guild without her help, I'm going to go with "friend of."
 
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