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(AccuWeather)   Are you a friend of Carlotta or an enemy of Carlotta?   (accuweather.com ) divider line
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7822 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2012 at 5:35 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-14 12:56:50 PM  
Sounds like you need a cup of my famous java, Subby.
 
2012-06-14 01:07:58 PM  
I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
 
2012-06-14 01:10:16 PM  
It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.
 
2012-06-14 01:12:04 PM  
Considering I wouldn't have been made the leader of the Thieves Guild without her help, I'm going to go with "friend of."
 
2012-06-14 02:18:32 PM  
CLEANING WOMAN!!!
 
2012-06-14 04:01:02 PM  
Best not be in Carlotta's way.
 
2012-06-14 05:09:52 PM  
I would imagine this will be one of the more obscure greenlights we'll see this year.
 
2012-06-14 05:29:19 PM  
Forget the pajamas!
 
2012-06-14 05:38:33 PM  
At least we got Terre Haute Indian . . . a (slump)
 
2012-06-14 05:39:23 PM  
Carlotta come to me, quench my lands, drown my neighbors
 
2012-06-14 05:40:06 PM  
LET HER GO, JIM!
 
2012-06-14 05:41:13 PM  
Well, there go the chandeliers.
 
2012-06-14 05:45:15 PM  
misterfweem: At least we got Terre Haute Indian . . . a (slump)

Damn, and they just got a new library
 
2012-06-14 05:45:19 PM  
But what does FOC mean?
It's a slang word. It's when a man and a woman are in love the man puts his....
 
2012-06-14 05:50:03 PM  
HEINEMACHER FRAU! HEINEMACHER FRAU! HEINEMACHER FRAU!
 
2012-06-14 05:50:14 PM  
Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.
 
2012-06-14 05:50:45 PM  
Gemermans
 
2012-06-14 05:51:54 PM  
And now any night when a storm fills the sky
They say that a ghost ship sails in it's eye
Fleet and swift is the Dark Lady
A ship strong and sound with a perilous crew
And high on the mast the skull and bones flew
While the captain gazes out to sea.
 
2012-06-14 05:52:03 PM  

MrBonestripper: Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.


Finally, class has arrived on FARK....

/maybe?
//blind squirrel finding nut?
///squirrel.....nuts....heh
 
2012-06-14 05:52:21 PM  
Some of my favorite quotes:

Juliette (reading note): "What does 'FOC' mean?"
Rigby: "It's when a man and a woman are in love. And the man puts his-"
Juliette: "No, F.O.C."

Rigby: "I tried not to think of Juliette Forrest. I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits."


Juliette: "Sometimes I feel I would like to..."
Rigby: Like to what? Kiss me? Yeah, that would be nice. It would give me a chance to tell her I was starting to feel something for her, too. Something warm and squishy. But how could I explain that a man in my business can't take on a wife . . . have a bunch of kids.
Juliette: "We wouldn't have to have kids."
Rigby: ::cough:: "What?"
 
2012-06-14 05:52:28 PM  
Meh, leave Carlotta as the pageboy; Christine is far better.

/obscure?
 
2012-06-14 05:54:01 PM  

BunkoSquad: I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.


"My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene."

Horatio's Sunglasses: Well, there go the chandeliers.


Farking divas.
 
2012-06-14 05:56:43 PM  

Millennium: Meh, leave Carlotta as the pageboy; Christine is far better.

/obscure?


The role of the Pageboy is silent, which makes the casting- in a word... ideal
 
2012-06-14 05:59:22 PM  
Wow. Truly, nothing is obscure on Fark.com.

/but it's all soft and steamy!
 
2012-06-14 06:03:16 PM  
Came for the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid references, well done.

Now who want's to be my little Reinmachefrau?
 
2012-06-14 06:03:18 PM  
images1.fanpop.com


Friend of Carlotta
 
2012-06-14 06:05:26 PM  
I pity the devil the day you boys started arriving in bunches!

Say something like "No, no Ma! Look listen to me!"

/is my willie out of whack?
 
2012-06-14 06:06:50 PM  
The important question is: But who's going to win the lottery... ...and who's going to lose?
 
2012-06-14 06:10:19 PM  
Don't worry! I will take care of you payamas!
 
2012-06-14 06:10:45 PM  
What are those assholes doing on the porch?

I know... Different movie.
 
2012-06-14 06:10:52 PM  
What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the shiat out of HIM.
 
2012-06-14 06:13:55 PM  
Carlotta Valdez I will you make you her
 
2012-06-14 06:30:29 PM  
img19.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 06:35:26 PM  
My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face, maneuver her into the bedroom -get married- and start the whoopie machine.
 
2012-06-14 06:43:01 PM  
That's bound to knock some broads' breasts out of whack!
 
2012-06-14 06:46:02 PM  
Enough of this. Let's go dancing. You go put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.
 
2012-06-14 06:46:56 PM  
Can I use her underwear to make soup?
 
2012-06-14 06:49:55 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: MrBonestripper: Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.

Finally, class has arrived on FARK...


If "Phantom" = class, then Olive Garden = gourmet dining.

/my ex-wife was an avid fan of both
 
2012-06-14 07:03:43 PM  
Man... this thing's never going to heal...
 
2012-06-14 07:10:37 PM  
If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
 
2012-06-14 07:12:19 PM  

It's Interesting When People Die: CLEANING WOMAN!!!


i love you
 
2012-06-14 07:14:35 PM  
Senor! Tu payamas!!

/Best. Movie. Ever.
 
2012-06-14 07:27:44 PM  
onceuponascreen.files.wordpress.com

Friend?

/hot, like Kim Novak
 
2012-06-14 07:37:55 PM  
I like my women to be like a hurricane -- be hot and wet and blow long and hard.
 
2012-06-14 07:46:10 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Considering I wouldn't have been made the leader of the Thieves Guild without her help, I'm going to go with "friend of."


I played that adventure.

Carlotta had a very differnt ending. Good thing she had a fate point.
 
2012-06-14 08:09:57 PM  

h2oincfs: HEINEMACHER FRAU! HEINEMACHER FRAU! HEINEMACHER FRAU!


Reinemachefrau? It means cleaning woman.
 
2012-06-14 08:16:35 PM  
And Marlowe...wear a tie, for God's sake.
 
2012-06-14 08:35:55 PM  
There's been a lot of complaints about the soup. Too much jewelry in it.

Have a Cigarette?

No, I have tuberculosis.

Oh, thank heaven for that.

/Be careful of the fat one who sweats a lot.

//You can wear my pyjamas!
 
2012-06-14 08:39:23 PM  
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I really, REALLY want to be friends with Carlotta.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:28 PM  

Ferratys: [images1.fanpop.com image 400x700]


Friend of Carlotta


Damn, that Carlotta was the first thing that came to mind for me too. Bravo!

/or 'Brava'?
 
2012-06-14 08:52:42 PM  
She once told me should do anything anytime anywhere to anybody. If there was one word that wasn't in her vocabulary, it was "no".

I need to ask you a favor.

No.

Well, I guess she'd added it since then.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:39 PM  
I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest's cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door.
 
2012-06-14 09:11:52 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Queen Carlotta
 
2012-06-14 09:25:54 PM  
I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.
 
2012-06-14 09:31:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.


He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.

/Apropos of nothing but quotability.
 
2012-06-14 09:32:13 PM  
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I will make you her
 
2012-06-14 09:36:52 PM  
JasonOfOrillia: Oldiron_79: I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.

He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.

/Apropos of nothing but quotability.


Top Secret. Also a good movie..... something something Skeet surfing.
 
2012-06-14 09:57:34 PM  
There will be so much drug flowing into the ocean, every fish and ocean mammal for 100 miles will be as high as a kite.
 
2012-06-14 09:59:16 PM  
"I will wash and press your pajamas for you!"
"What a guy!"
 
2012-06-14 10:15:35 PM  

acefox1: /Be careful of the fat one who sweats a lot.


He's very dangerous.

"What about Kitty Collins?"

She doesn't sweat as much, but she's also dangerous.
 
2012-06-14 10:17:27 PM  
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2012-06-14 10:51:57 PM  
I just found this thread and all the good quotes are taken so I 'll just say CLEANING WOMAN!!!!!!
 
2012-06-14 11:09:44 PM  
Ha!

It's not a woman's name! It's a storm!
 
2012-06-15 12:15:18 AM  
Carlotta's central pressure could suck the chrome off s bumper....

/I knew this girl in High School...
 
2012-06-15 01:33:24 AM  
Haha! I get to bust out my screenshots of Desperate Li--

Fear the Clam

[queen_carlotta.jpg]

God dammit.

/high five
 
2012-06-15 08:06:56 AM  

Xhan: Haha! I get to bust out my screenshots of Desperate Li--

Fear the Clam

[queen_carlotta.jpg]

God dammit.

/high five


There, there. Have some Cheez-Its for your royal tummy.
 
2012-06-15 09:49:57 AM  

Uzzah: What_do_you_want_now: MrBonestripper: Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.

Finally, class has arrived on FARK...

If "Phantom" = class, then Olive Garden = gourmet dining.

/my ex-wife was an avid fan of both


If we follow that logic, does FARK = decent, polite society?
 
2012-06-15 10:59:21 AM  

Fear the Clam: Queen Carlotta


Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-15 11:16:32 AM  
I love how dead men don't wear plaid turned out with splicing old movie clips together to make another movie. I've always thought since it worked so good with the Film Noir films they used in it they should do a prequel (with like Rearden's dad) with Westerns
 
2012-06-15 12:37:17 PM  
-"Fondle Me"
-Silly!! It's the name of the perfume.
 
2012-06-15 06:35:01 PM  
I'll be able to tell after one word if she's faking.

Hello?

She's faking.
 
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