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Sxooter		2012-06-14 08:52:42 PM

She once told me should do anything anytime anywhere to anybody. If there was one word that wasn't in her vocabulary, it was "no".

I need to ask you a favor.

No.

Well, I guess she'd added it since then.

A243		2012-06-14 08:59:39 PM

I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest's cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door.

Fear the Clam		2012-06-14 09:11:52 PM

Queen Carlotta

Oldiron_79		2012-06-14 09:25:54 PM

I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.

JasonOfOrillia		2012-06-14 09:31:32 PM

Oldiron_79: I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.

He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.

/Apropos of nothing but quotability.

ZakD		2012-06-14 09:32:13 PM

I will make you her

Oldiron_79		2012-06-14 09:36:52 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Oldiron_79: I have to say Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is one of the more underrated ultra quotable films.

He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.

/Apropos of nothing but quotability.

Top Secret. Also a good movie..... something something Skeet surfing.

Pointy Tail of Satan		2012-06-14 09:57:34 PM

There will be so much drug flowing into the ocean, every fish and ocean mammal for 100 miles will be as high as a kite.

bass555		2012-06-14 09:59:16 PM

"I will wash and press your pajamas for you!"
"What a guy!"

BunkoSquad		2012-06-14 10:15:35 PM

acefox1: /Be careful of the fat one who sweats a lot.

He's very dangerous.

"What about Kitty Collins?"

She doesn't sweat as much, but she's also dangerous.

Hilarity_N_Sues		2012-06-14 10:17:27 PM

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Jocundry		2012-06-14 10:51:57 PM

I just found this thread and all the good quotes are taken so I 'll just say CLEANING WOMAN!!!!!!

Jocundry		2012-06-14 11:09:44 PM

Ha!

It's not a woman's name! It's a storm!

Mad-n-FL		2012-06-15 12:15:18 AM

Carlotta's central pressure could suck the chrome off s bumper....

/I knew this girl in High School...

Xhan		2012-06-15 01:33:24 AM

Haha! I get to bust out my screenshots of Desperate Li--

Fear the Clam

[queen_carlotta.jpg]

God dammit.

/high five

Fear the Clam		2012-06-15 08:06:56 AM

Xhan: Haha! I get to bust out my screenshots of Desperate Li--

Fear the Clam

[queen_carlotta.jpg]

God dammit.

/high five

There, there. Have some Cheez-Its for your royal tummy.

MrBonestripper		2012-06-15 09:49:57 AM

Uzzah: What_do_you_want_now: MrBonestripper: Enemy. Her and Piangi can both go croak.

Finally, class has arrived on FARK...

If "Phantom" = class, then Olive Garden = gourmet dining.

/my ex-wife was an avid fan of both

If we follow that logic, does FARK = decent, polite society?

lilbjorn		2012-06-15 10:59:21 AM

Fear the Clam: Queen Carlotta

Leaving satisfied.

Oldiron_79		2012-06-15 11:16:32 AM

I love how dead men don't wear plaid turned out with splicing old movie clips together to make another movie. I've always thought since it worked so good with the Film Noir films they used in it they should do a prequel (with like Rearden's dad) with Westerns