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2012-06-14 03:17:28 PM
My bachelor party involved dinner, gambling and moderate amounts of delicious alcohol.

It was my wife that suggested going to a strip club after we were married. She goes with me and we both have a good time. I'm a lucky man.
 
2012-06-14 03:17:44 PM
I got married when I was 30. By that time, I had already figured out how to see boobs, drink whiskey and eat meat anytime I want.
 
2012-06-14 03:18:50 PM

tallguywithglasseson: 36, been to strip clubs high class and low.


I've been to the full range, finest to skankiest. The two stories that get retold are the floating whore-disco in kiev (a big dance hall where dancers are available for rent, it's on a barge), and the place in Hattisburg that is in a former gas station where the waitress told us "we don't have a liquor licence, but you can drink in your truck. But if the law comes, it's y'all".
 
2012-06-14 03:19:45 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Inaditch: JokerMattly: Can anyone give a first-hand primer on Strip club behaviors and etiquette for someone who has never been? I don't really know what to do, how to prepare, what is appropriate, etc etc etc.

1. Take lots of $20s and lots of $1s.
2. Don't get a dance from the first girl who asks. Take in the scene for a while.
3. Be polite.
4. It's ok to say "No thank you". Don't apologize about it.
5. Most importantly, keep your hands to yourself. They can touch you but you can't touch them.

That's about it. It's a good once in a blue moon fun.



You forgot:
-If you sit at the stage you must TIP
-In reference to above, keep only ones in your pocket and tip with those. Larger bills stay in your wallet
-You cannot take the money back if you accidentally gave her a $20 (or a 100 dollar bill, as happened to my friend last time I was at one)
-If she asks you to buy her a drink, it is usually a $20 cranberry juice and only buys you 10 mins with her. (I have had 2 exceptions though, one I bought tequila forand it worked out well, the other SHE bought ME tequila. and that worked out better....except she ended up in tears)
-Credit card reciepts are usually "discretely processed" *wink, wink*
 
2012-06-14 03:20:24 PM

kindms: The observations are kind of skewed tho, because for every guy who has a wife that gives them crap, there are the guys that just don't want to go out and do stuff but they are to chickenshiat to say it and blame their wives.


Or, you know, the ones that are in a happy relationship and don't see having a wife as just another possession that they would prefer if they could just hang up in the garage next to their Harley and biatchin' Camaro while they sit inside and play video games.

I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.
 
2012-06-14 03:21:34 PM
After 10 years of bartending I finally got a "real" job. I'd been there about five years and was talking to one of my younger colleagues. We discovered we were both going to be the best man at our friend's weddings. He asked me what we were doing. I told him that Thursday my best friend and I were flying to Vegas. We were judges at a bikini contest that night. Had golf and a poker tournament Friday. Then an RV with about 15 guys were driving up Saturday for a night of heavy drinking and strip bars. We were staying Sunday to party all day then flying back Monday morning. I asked him what they were doing and he got all excited and said that 12 of them were all going over to his house to hook up all their computers into a LAN and they were going to play computer games from Friday night to Monday morning straight through without sleep.

What happened to this younger generation of fat, game playing guys? I know five guys who are 21 and don't even have their driver's license yet. I couldn't wait. I got mine three days after I turned 16.

/csbgramps
/get off my lawn and pull up your damn pants.
 
2012-06-14 03:21:39 PM

tforbes: dinner
drugs
drinking
and pussy.


that is why i am going to vegas for my bachelor party in a few weeks.

the story to the fiance is quiet, low key and hanging by the pool.

We're going to make The Hangover look like a PG Disney movie. Sucks for you if you are a little girly biatch and afraid to engage in some debauchery


Lying to your fiance is a great way to kick off your marriage.

Let me know how the prisons in Las Vegas are.
 
2012-06-14 03:21:47 PM
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2012-06-14 03:03:18 PM


tforbes: dinner
drugs
drinking
and pussy.


that is why i am going to vegas for my bachelor party in a few weeks.

the story to the fiance is quiet, low key and hanging by the pool.

We're going to make The Hangover look like a PG Disney movie. Sucks for you if you are a little girly biatch and afraid to engage in some debauchery

If your plan involves cheating on your soon-to-be wife as implied, you're a dick. If she's cool with you getting some on the side, high five.




They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."
 
2012-06-14 03:22:00 PM

sid2112: Uh huh. Don't cry Drew, men are just getting better at keeping thier mouths shut!


Thank you for reminding me! This is the perfect thread for this:

fark.roscada.com
 
2012-06-14 03:22:19 PM

BojanglesPaladin: StrangeQ: /seriously, it's a naked human being. Am I supposed to be impressed?

Be hosest. Some of the naked women ARE very impressive. God (or Goddess) does not bless everyone in the same ways.

A beautiful, sexy woman is beautiful and sexy. It's a good thing to enjoy the sight of a particularly attractive woman naked.


Okay...so I look at them, and then what? "Nice tits, here's $20, come shake them in my face." That's money well spent...
 
2012-06-14 03:22:59 PM

StrangeQ: I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.


Why is it one or the other? Some of us have good lives and great marriages with fun, beautiful women and still like to see other women naked from time to time.
 
2012-06-14 03:23:05 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: JokerMattly

Can anyone give a first-hand primer on Strip club behaviors and etiquette for someone who has never been? I don't really know what to do, how to prepare, what is appropriate, etc etc etc.

The dancers want you to touch them as much as possible. And never buy an alcoholic drink, it's usually against the club's policy.




And when they threaten to get the bouncer, they are actually playing hard to get and want you to step it up a bit.
 
2012-06-14 03:23:09 PM

Lipspinach: hasty ambush: FTA: "It was dorky, but so am I. I admit it," says Diamond, a 31-year-old West Village resident who made sure to filter out friends who wouldn't be happy with his G-rated menu of activities. His bachelor weekend kicked off with a civilized brunch at the organic, locally sourced East Village spot Back Forty, then moved on to a karaoke-thon and ended in an anticlimax, with Diamond and his buddies crashing on his couch to watch Ken Burns' documentary about the Civil War.



I going to guess that "Diamond" also squats to piss.

It sounds like me like these assholes are going out of their way to do things
that are entirely the antithesis of what a bachelor party should be like. What a bunch of farking losers. Why even bother having a "party" at all? The Civil War? Really? They couldn't have watched something a bit more fun & exciting, like Adventures in Babysitiing" or something? These guys sound like hipsters, but with money. It makes my blood boil!!!


First off, no one should plan their own bachelor party.
Secondly, this guy didn't have a bachelor party. He had a gathering.
Third - "No Strippers"? He didn't say "No Hookers".
 
2012-06-14 03:23:19 PM
Public safety is one of the few middle-class castes still allowed to have bachelor parties without problems. Regular citizens, with some exceptions, can no longer risk it. We have to keep our jobs to pay their salaries and retirements, after all.
 
2012-06-14 03:23:20 PM
not sure about the parties theyre speak of....

weekend before last:
-strippers: check
-drinking to excess: check
-breaking onto hotel roof (32 stories up): check
-going to bed after sunrise: check

yeah, people in article are lame

/dnrtfa
 
2012-06-14 03:24:13 PM

Eddy Gurge: I got married 13 years ago. I had my three best buds over for a LAN party, and we played Warcraft 2 all night. I'm such a party animal.


I posted and then started reading the thread. Awesome.
 
2012-06-14 03:24:45 PM

BojanglesPaladin: StrangeQ: /seriously, it's a naked human being. Am I supposed to be impressed?

Be hosest. Some of the naked women ARE very impressive. God (or Goddess) does not bless everyone in the same ways.

A beautiful, sexy woman is beautiful and sexy. It's a good thing to enjoy the sight of a particularly attractive woman naked.


There are two types of strip clubs. Those with HOT women that I want to see naked, and ones with women I think are hilarious in their career choice.

I can get drunk in either with my buddies
 
2012-06-14 03:26:02 PM

doubled99: They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."


Yes it is. Unless they have an explicit agreement that sex outside of the relationship is ok, it's cheating.
 
2012-06-14 03:26:07 PM
I had an awesome bachelor's weekend planned. We were all in different locations so we were all going to fly into New Orleans where one of the four in the wedding party lived. Everyone had tickets and everything. Booze, music, food - pretty much everything but the strippers because I'm not a gynecologist for a reason and I like my beer prices reasonable.

Then Katrina came by and took my friend's house away.

It was a little too late and just too much bad JuJu to do something at that point, so I just went and had some beers with my one local groomsman. We did end the night by getting desert at Hooters, mostly for the pathetic punchline. Even the ice cream was greasy.

\CSB

By the way, the bachelor party idea as popularized in song and story is stupid to begin with, much like the movie Animal House. There is nothing fun about drinking too much. Drinking, yes, but too much, no. And the stripper thing is just pervy. Maybe it's amusing for five minutes but after that, you are just weird.
 
2012-06-14 03:27:06 PM

doubled99: Inaditch Smartest
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2012-06-14 03:03:18 PM


tforbes: dinner
drugs
drinking
and pussy.


that is why i am going to vegas for my bachelor party in a few weeks.

the story to the fiance is quiet, low key and hanging by the pool.

We're going to make The Hangover look like a PG Disney movie. Sucks for you if you are a little girly biatch and afraid to engage in some debauchery

If your plan involves cheating on your soon-to-be wife as implied, you're a dick. If she's cool with you getting some on the side, high five.

They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."


farking another woman is cheating, whether you're married, engaged, or dating. You really shouldn't need to be told that.
 
2012-06-14 03:27:13 PM

Inaditch: StrangeQ: I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.

Why is it one or the other? Some of us have good lives and great marriages with fun, beautiful women and still like to see other women naked from time to time.


Why?
 
2012-06-14 03:28:15 PM
Had mine this past Saturday, did the best of both worlds.

In no paticular order.....
Steak Dinner, Gambling, Drinking, Strippers
 
2012-06-14 03:28:15 PM
BTW - A tip for any best men out there. Make the groom at the strip club wear a dog collar and leash.

The ladies LOVED IT. I did that for my best friend, and all night the strippers were dragging him around. Funny as hell.
 
2012-06-14 03:29:13 PM

StrangeQ: Inaditch: StrangeQ: I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.

Why is it one or the other? Some of us have good lives and great marriages with fun, beautiful women and still like to see other women naked from time to time.

Why?


Why? Really??
 
2012-06-14 03:31:53 PM

Lipspinach: hasty ambush: FTA: "It was dorky, but so am I. I admit it," says Diamond, a 31-year-old West Village resident who made sure to filter out friends who wouldn't be happy with his G-rated menu of activities. His bachelor weekend kicked off with a civilized brunch at the organic, locally sourced East Village spot Back Forty, then moved on to a karaoke-thon and ended in an anticlimax, with Diamond and his buddies crashing on his couch to watch Ken Burns' documentary about the Civil War.



I going to guess that "Diamond" also squats to piss.

It sounds like me like these assholes are going out of their way to do things
that are entirely the antithesis of what a bachelor party should be like. What a bunch of farking losers. Why even bother having a "party" at all? The Civil War? Really? They couldn't have watched something a bit more fun & exciting, like Adventures in Babysitiing" or something? These guys sound like hipsters, but with money. It makes my blood boil!!!


Man do I hate hipsters! HIPSTERS!!!!

youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
2012-06-14 03:32:34 PM
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2012-06-14 03:26:02 PM


doubled99: They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."

Yes it is. Unless they have an explicit agreement that sex outside of the relationship is ok, it's cheating.



No, it isn't. The marriage vow is sacred. Anything before that is just boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.
 
2012-06-14 03:32:39 PM

StrangeQ: Lipspinach: entirely the antithesis of what a bachelor party should be like.

Says who? Your idiot broski frat boy friends? Seems like the best course of action when confronted with an opinion from someone like that is to do the exact opposite.


Sorry broski, but I don't solicit opinions from my fratboy friends when
I comment on Fark. Anyway, are you trying to tell me that traditionally a bach. party doesn't include drinking, debauchery and so forth? Where the hell did you grow up? Niceville? For the record, my outrage is manufactured. I couldn't care less what you and your boring friends do in your spare time.
 
2012-06-14 03:33:12 PM

StrangeQ: Why?


If you're content to see only one woman naked the rest of your life, good on you. I happen to like to see attractive naked women, as many and as often as possible. Lucky for me, my wife does too.
 
2012-06-14 03:33:25 PM

bdub77: Part of it is probably that people are getting married later in life. But most bachelor parties I've been to have involved strippers, strip clubs, or escorts.

The tame parties suck, least of which is because the woman has convinced the guy she would absolutely not allow him to have strippers. F*CK THAT.


Not a huge fan of bachelor parties. Of the four I can recall: The one for my brother was just...awkward (though it did blow his mind when the stripper spent about half an hour on my lap talking to me -I recognized the artist who did her ink, he was an old friend, and it turned out we had a lot of friends in common so we spent a while catching up)

But not as awkward as the one where I was really in the wedding because I was very close to the bride and barely knew the groom but was about 90% he was gay and knew of no good way to tell the bride that without it seeming like jealousy (turned out I was right)

As for the other two: Well one was for a buddy I'd gone to Burning Man with not too long before, so really, what was there we could have done that wouldn't have felt anti-climactic by comparison? and the last was actually the best time, and it involved the bride, and the groom and all their attendants having a damn good time at Dave and Busters
 
2012-06-14 03:34:14 PM

doubled99:

They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."


Yes because a committed monogamous relationship doesn't exist before the exchanging of the vows...
 
2012-06-14 03:34:44 PM

Coco LaFemme: My boyfriend's been to several bachelor parties in the last few years. My personal favorite was his older brother's. He came up to me and said the best man is throwing a bachelor party for his brother, it's at a strip club, and would I have a problem with him going.

"Are you planning on farking any of them?"
"No."
"Have a good time."

Later on, I asked him why he'd ask if I had a problem with it, since he's never cheated on me, nor given me any indication that he wants to. "Well, I mean, it's other women and they're shaking their tits in my face. I didn't think you'd like that."

I wanted to facepalm, but I resisted. I understood where he was coming from, but it's a strip club. They shake their tits in your face. That's how they get you to give them your money. Fortunately he didn't go through several hundred dollars. THAT I would have had a problem with.


But a lot of women would have had a major problem with it. I think it was considerate of him to discuss it with you.
 
2012-06-14 03:34:54 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Heamer: I'm 26 and have never been to strip club, nor have I ever seen a stripper in person (at least, none who has ever identified herself as such). I certainly don't condemn what strippers do, I've just never felt like I had a need for their service. That is, the idea of paying for a boner doesn't appeal to me. If I ever get married, my bachelor party will likely fall into the "quiet dinner" category.

I see this more and more on Fark, like a badge of honor.

Just curious, are you attracted to naked women? Now I'm not calling you gay, doing that as an insult is messed up. I'm just wondering if guys are more and more asexual these days. Or is it just the internet.


Well he said he didn't like the idea of paying for a boner, so that right there is your clue that naked women give him boners. I never liked strip clubs either. I don't want to pay a lot of money to see women get naked and give me a boner. I'm a man, if I'm sexually aroused I want to stick that hard cock somewhere, not just let my balls get bluer and bluer by the minute. I'm not a big fan of being teased, and even less of a fan when it involves me paying money for it. I guess I never had much issue seeing naked women or getting my dick wet, so maybe that factored into me not liking the strip club scene. I suppose if I was hideous or super socially awkward strippers and pro's might be more appealing to me.
 
2012-06-14 03:35:02 PM

plewis: There is nothing fun about drinking too much. Drinking, yes, but too much, no.


We talking ER near death too much or family guy massive vomit while laughing too much? Because I'd argue that last one is kinda fun.
 
2012-06-14 03:35:57 PM
www.hollywoodreporter.com
On the way to one such breakfast
 
2012-06-14 03:37:14 PM
StrangeQ just made my ignore list.
 
2012-06-14 03:37:42 PM

StrangeQ: kindms: The observations are kind of skewed tho, because for every guy who has a wife that gives them crap, there are the guys that just don't want to go out and do stuff but they are to chickenshiat to say it and blame their wives.

Or, you know, the ones that are in a happy relationship and don't see having a wife as just another possession that they would prefer if they could just hang up in the garage next to their Harley and biatchin' Camaro while they sit inside and play video games.

I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.


I'm envisioning you as a bitter, fat, "nice guy" sitting alone and lamenting to the heavens "If only the girls wouldn't date assholess...."

In other words, sack up Danny.
 
2012-06-14 03:39:00 PM

rightylefty: Lipspinach: hasty ambush: FTA: "It was dorky, but so am I. I admit it," says Diamond, a 31-year-old West Village resident who made sure to filter out friends who wouldn't be happy with his G-rated menu of activities. His bachelor weekend kicked off with a civilized brunch at the organic, locally sourced East Village spot Back Forty, then moved on to a karaoke-thon and ended in an anticlimax, with Diamond and his buddies crashing on his couch to watch Ken Burns' documentary about the Civil War.



I going to guess that "Diamond" also squats to piss.

It sounds like me like these assholes are going out of their way to do things
that are entirely the antithesis of what a bachelor party should be like. What a bunch of farking losers. Why even bother having a "party" at all? The Civil War? Really? They couldn't have watched something a bit more fun & exciting, like Adventures in Babysitiing" or something? These guys sound like hipsters, but with money. It makes my blood boil!!!

Man do I hate hipsters! HIPSTERS!!!!

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 400x353]


lol!
 
2012-06-14 03:39:15 PM

doubled99: No, it isn't. The marriage vow is sacred. Anything before that is just boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.


My definition of cheating is knowingly doing something that would hurt your partner. If you have to hide it from your partner, you're cheating.
 
2012-06-14 03:41:53 PM

kid_icarus: ...a shifting mindset among men who cite a "been there, done that" mentality, financial fatigue and a new distaste for raunchier activities that don't fit into their lives.


It's also worth noting that the guy in the article is 35. People in general are getting married much later in life and the wild oats were all sown years ago.


Bingo. Strip club bachelor parties are a young man's game.

The first of us who got married had bachelor parties that were marked by incidents such as: banging strippers, blackouts, getting lost in rural NC, temporary blindness, getting threatened with a gun (seriously), banging bridesmaids, broken bones, and trying to kill a hangover the morning of the wedding with Waffle House.

Sure that makes for great stories, but I can't properly move two fingers on my left hand anymore from when I tried to punch through a hotel door. By the time we were pushing (or past) 30, we were tired of all that. Fishing, laser tag, scotch, Belgian beers, and steaks! That's where it's at now.
 
2012-06-14 03:41:55 PM

Spam Pajamas: After 10 years of bartending I finally got a "real" job. I'd been there about five years and was talking to one of my younger colleagues. We discovered we were both going to be the best man at our friend's weddings. He asked me what we were doing. I told him that Thursday my best friend and I were flying to Vegas. We were judges at a bikini contest that night. Had golf and a poker tournament Friday. Then an RV with about 15 guys were driving up Saturday for a night of heavy drinking and strip bars. We were staying Sunday to party all day then flying back Monday morning. I asked him what they were doing and he got all excited and said that 12 of them were all going over to his house to hook up all their computers into a LAN and they were going to play computer games from Friday night to Monday morning straight through without sleep.

What happened to this younger generation of fat, game playing guys? I know five guys who are 21 and don't even have their driver's license yet. I couldn't wait. I got mine three days after I turned 16.

/csbgramps
/get off my lawn and pull up your damn pants.


To each their own man. My (soon to be former) BIL isn't a drinker or partier at all so for his bachelor party 10 years ago we all piled into a couple cars and drove to Cedar Point for a day of coasters. It was a pretty awesome day, especially the part at the end where we road front seat on the big one by the water and all the bugs were coming up off the lake so we got absolutely covered in gnats which of course got caught on the little coaster camera. Didn't buy that pic but I really wish I had.

Of course last one I went to was my best friend's and we did it in Vegas for the usual gambling/drinking/strip club. I've been to Vegas many times and it's always awesome but that was one of the best times I've had in my life. Not that we did anything crazy, just everyone was in a party mood and good times all around. That more than any reason is why Vegas would be my #1 choice. Everyone is there to party and you can't beat the atmosphere if you are ready for a good time.
 
2012-06-14 03:42:31 PM
LaraAmber
They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."

Yes because a committed monogamous relationship doesn't exist before the exchanging of the vows...



Coco LaFemme
farking another woman is cheating, whether you're married, engaged, or dating. You really shouldn't need to be told that.




Farkin' Puritans! get out of the eighteenth century.
 
2012-06-14 03:43:48 PM

Expolaris: I didn't realize it until i read this article, but i have a bachelor party to plan.

I was asked to be the best man at my older brother's wedding next year. He's the very calm, quiet, orderly engineer type. His fiancee is a law student, the bookish labor law kind of lawyer (i can see why he likes her). I know he's got his little quirks and eccentricities but they aren't very, in the open. It's hard to get him to show his cards.

I however am the boisterous creative younger brother, i'm loud and happy, and happy with that. When i'm around my brother he puts his shields down, and gets a little more ridiculous. He lets go a little, and it's good to see i have that effect on him.

I feel it is my responsibility to make this experience as insanely awesome as possible.

fark boring, my Bro deserves better than boring. Thanks for inspiring me with your crappy idea article.

[static.tvguide.com image 450x330]

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You may think you have everything covered, but this is a great article about being a best man: http://artofmanliness.com/2010/06/22/the-duties-of-the-best-man/
 
2012-06-14 03:44:46 PM

Magnanimous_J: StrangeQ: kindms: The observations are kind of skewed tho, because for every guy who has a wife that gives them crap, there are the guys that just don't want to go out and do stuff but they are to chickenshiat to say it and blame their wives.

Or, you know, the ones that are in a happy relationship and don't see having a wife as just another possession that they would prefer if they could just hang up in the garage next to their Harley and biatchin' Camaro while they sit inside and play video games.

I love reading these threads though; I would be willing to be that all the BEER TITS STRIPPERS GAMBLING WHORES SHOTS PARTY WOOO!!! mouth breathers in here are the same ones that always show up in threads biatching about their wife/marriage. Maybe if you saw it as something more than an achievement on your Xbox profile you might understand why your lives are so shiatty.

I'm envisioning you as a bitter, fat, "nice guy" sitting alone and lamenting to the heavens "If only the girls wouldn't date assholess...."

In other words, sack up Danny.


That's funny, because I'm actually getting married in two weeks, and every picture that my fiancee has shown her friends from last summer when we were at the beach has been met with, "holy fark, he's ripped" to have her reply with "yeah, he works out a lot..." But you know, hey, don't let that get in the way of your fantasy that the only people that aren't misogynistic frat-tards are fat slobs living in their parent's basement.
 
2012-06-14 03:45:04 PM

doubled99: Inaditch Smartest
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2012-06-14 03:26:02 PM


doubled99: They're not married yet, so it wouldn't be cheating.
"...to have and to hold, from this day forth..."

Yes it is. Unless they have an explicit agreement that sex outside of the relationship is ok, it's cheating.


No, it isn't. The marriage vow is sacred. Anything before that is just boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.


The word you're looking for "adultery." Cheating is more generic and generally means any sufficiently intimate act committed with someone outside the relationship without previous agreement by all parties of the relationship. Vows not required.
 
2012-06-14 03:45:04 PM

doubled99: Farkin' Puritans! get out of the eighteenth century.


It's not a puritanical thing. It's about being honest and respectful toward someone you supposedly love.
 
2012-06-14 03:47:00 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Heamer: I'm 26 and have never been to strip club, nor have I ever seen a stripper in person (at least, none who has ever identified herself as such). I certainly don't condemn what strippers do, I've just never felt like I had a need for their service. That is, the idea of paying for a boner doesn't appeal to me. If I ever get married, my bachelor party will likely fall into the "quiet dinner" category.

I see this more and more on Fark, like a badge of honor.

Just curious, are you attracted to naked women? Now I'm not calling you gay, doing that as an insult is messed up. I'm just wondering if guys are more and more asexual these days. Or is it just the internet.


For me it's because I had two good friends who used to work as strippers and one late night around a campfire after a lot of beer I learned what strippers really think about their clients, and it ain't pretty, and it ain't how I want a woman to think of me ever (with an odd mixture of pity and contempt)

OTOH I knew my wife was a keeper when the first time I took her to a burning man style camping event, said stripper friend, who I hadn't seen in a while came barrelling up to me, stark naked and literally wrapped herself around me in a hug. Without batting an eye, my now wife asked to be introduced, shook the girl's hand and complimented her nipple ring.
 
2012-06-14 03:47:50 PM

Monkeylint: kid_icarus: ...a shifting mindset among men who cite a "been there, done that" mentality, financial fatigue and a new distaste for raunchier activities that don't fit into their lives.


It's also worth noting that the guy in the article is 35. People in general are getting married much later in life and the wild oats were all sown years ago.

Bingo. Strip club bachelor parties are a young man's game.

The first of us who got married had bachelor parties that were marked by incidents such as: banging strippers, blackouts, getting lost in rural NC, temporary blindness, getting threatened with a gun (seriously), banging bridesmaids, broken bones, and trying to kill a hangover the morning of the wedding with Waffle House.

Sure that makes for great stories, but I can't properly move two fingers on my left hand anymore from when I tried to punch through a hotel door. By the time we were pushing (or past) 30, we were tired of all that. Fishing, laser tag, scotch, Belgian beers, and steaks! That's where it's at now.


What you do on a bachelor party is situation, but there must be two aspects to it:
Busting of the Groom's balls
The Best Man has to plan it.

Otherwise, it isn't a bachelor party.
 
2012-06-14 03:48:20 PM

doubled99:

Farkin' Puritans! get out of the eighteenth century.


Well now we know you suck at history, too.

/Puritans were 16-17th century
 
2012-06-14 03:48:49 PM

Spam Pajamas: What happened to this younger generation of fat, game playing guys? I know five guys who are 21 and don't even have their driver's license yet. I couldn't wait. I got mine three days after I turned 16.


It is kinda baffling. Heck, my friends and i were genuine fat, game playing OG-neckbearded nerds back in the late 80s. And most of us still love a good nudie bar once in a while to this day.
 
2012-06-14 03:49:22 PM

JackieRabbit: I didn't have a bachelor party. I didn't want one. My buds thought I was nuts, but I had no desire to go out and get tore-up drunk/stoned and screw around with a bunch of strippers and hookers. Besides, I was having a morning wedding, so I would have had to call it something of an early meeting. I guess I remembered how my sister looked at her wedding after her bachelorette bash: like she was barely there and about to puke on her groom. I didn't want that and, as it turned out, I didn't need it. My fiancé's parents sponsored a party at their house that our friends wanted to throw. There was live music, plenty of booze/pot and a lot of our mutual friends. My buddies were invited. Two came and had a great time. The rest went trolling for hookers "in my honor." One got the crabs and passed them onto his wife. Whoops.


You don't have the party the night before the wedding...have it a at least a week out. After all folks are going to need to sober up, there's bail to be paid, wounds to heal, youre' going to want to wait and see if a rash develops...all sorts of stuff
 
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