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(Cracked)   Another thing that the Japanese are doing better than the US is pro wrestling. Here are six ways Japanese wrestling makes the WWE look sane   (cracked.com) divider line 51
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2012-06-14 12:18:56 PM  
It's surreal to me, dammit.
 
2012-06-14 01:39:08 PM  
Keeping us going through next Monday.

And Japanese wrestling fans are insane.
 
2012-06-14 01:41:50 PM  
Can't look at link at work, but all they needed for the list of Japanese superiority to the US regarding professional wrestling can be summed up in one word:


Muta
 
2012-06-14 01:42:27 PM  
Hard. Gay.
 
2012-06-14 01:57:13 PM  
Why is this shiat in the sports tab?!

/I keed
 
2012-06-14 01:58:33 PM  
Japanese vs Mexican wrestlers anyone?
 
2012-06-14 01:58:44 PM  
I only read the first page, but those were awesome.

/Hard Gay
 
2012-06-14 02:06:32 PM  
HARD GAY FTW

www.narutoforums.comwww.narutoforums.comwww.narutoforums.com
 
2012-06-14 02:11:06 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Hard. Gay.


Best wrestler of all time. Can't see Cracked, but I can tell you there are Way more segments with Hard Gay in it. Most of which are hilarious. Favorite one is where high school seniors ask Hard Gay to help out a junior confess to a crush.

/Razor Ramon Sumiyoshi!
//Say-say-say-say-say-say-say...HOOOOOOO!
 
2012-06-14 02:11:39 PM  
 
2012-06-14 02:15:42 PM  
6. Been done in America

5. This exact thing not done; ECW got pretty ridiculous and CZW continues this.

4. Been done countless times in America

3. WHY?

2.WHY? part 2 electric bugaloo

1. WHY? part 3; although equally inane things like old women giving birth to just a hand has happened..so it's all relative.
 
2012-06-14 02:20:18 PM  

EyeballKid: Muta


A signed Muta picture now hangs in my pantry.

/fWc 3 life
 
2012-06-14 02:24:18 PM  

The1andonlyZack: although equally inane things like old women giving birth to just a hand has happened..so it's all relative.


In a wrestling ring? In America, really?

I would need about 80% of this incorporated into American Pro Wrestling for me to watch it.
 
2012-06-14 02:40:06 PM  
You knew it was coming......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk
 
2012-06-14 02:42:59 PM  

boilerguy: You knew it was coming......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk


Bad HTMLing?
 
2012-06-14 02:46:53 PM  

Somacandra: The1andonlyZack: although equally inane things like old women giving birth to just a hand has happened..so it's all relative.

In a wrestling ring? In America, really?

I would need about 80% of this incorporated into American Pro Wrestling for me to watch it.


Not in the ring; but a video shown on TV; in the ring we'll have to settle for the Boss's son getting his testicles electrocuted by Kane. (referenced on Raw this past Monday)
 
2012-06-14 02:52:28 PM  
FTA:Her finishing move is apparently to squat at the head of her victim and emit a high-pitched scream

This move is called the P. Bear
 
2012-06-14 02:58:34 PM  
We got Japan beat.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 02:58:56 PM  
"Ever do strange matches like this in Japan Monsoon?"

"Are you kidding Brain, you haven't lived until you have fought in an electrified cage of barbed wire stolen Nuclear warhead suspended above the ring surrounded by a circle of undead fetuses and rabid dwarves with a Fugu sashimi on a pole match, best 5 out of 9 falls."

"I don't know how many atomic bombs are too few, but apparently two were too many."

"Did I mention my tutu?"
 
2012-06-14 03:04:06 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Ever do strange matches like this in Japan Monsoon?"

"Are you kidding Brain, you haven't lived until you have fought in an electrified cage of barbed wire stolen Nuclear warhead suspended above the ring surrounded by a circle of undead fetuses and rabid dwarves with a Fugu sashimi on a pole match, best 5 out of 9 falls."

"I don't know how many atomic bombs are too few, but apparently two were too many."

"Did I mention my tutu?"


what a magnificent bastard you are...
 
2012-06-14 03:25:52 PM  
Yeah, next time you complain about Dolph Ziggler's treatment on Raw, watch the video of the guy who jobbed to nobody.

/that was awesome
 
2012-06-14 03:33:58 PM  
Ok the inflatable doll and the invisible wrestler bits were great.

I wonder how those ideas sounded in the pitch meetings.

Takes a great crowd to pull those off.
 
2012-06-14 03:40:21 PM  
We all know that Japan produces the best wrestlers. Just look at Lord Albert Tensai.
 
2012-06-14 04:03:47 PM  
This guy right here:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Is so hardcore he dropped cancer on its head with the BURNING HAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
 
2012-06-14 04:10:58 PM  
Can't read Cracked at work. Did Gosaku/Azusa Kudo/Biomonster DNA make the list?
 
2012-06-14 04:21:29 PM  
s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-06-14 04:27:49 PM  
"Muta the Great."
 
2012-06-14 04:32:52 PM  

CrispFlows: [s1.static.gotsmile.net image 369x306]


I cant stop looking at that.
 
2012-06-14 04:33:59 PM  
Impact thread?
 
2012-06-14 04:35:52 PM  
PURORESU FTW!!!

Love wrestling, Japanese, US, Mexican!!!

The insanity is part of the charm!

/MAH GAWD KING!!!
 
2012-06-14 04:37:59 PM  

Dougie AXP: Impact thread?


Green at 6:56.
 
2012-06-14 04:55:20 PM  

robsul82: "Muta the Great."


IIRC, there actually is a Japanese wrestler named Muta the Great, who is basically the Great Muta's mirror-universe evil clone or something.
 
2012-06-14 04:56:14 PM  

robsul82: Dougie AXP: Impact thread?

Green at 6:56.


It's not Fark, it's the MOTHERFARKING fWc!
 
2012-06-14 05:00:45 PM  

robsul82: Dougie AXP: Impact thread?

Green at 6:56.


Headed there now for the obligatory declaration of, "WUT DA HELL?"
 
2012-06-14 05:15:30 PM  

CrispFlows: [s1.static.gotsmile.net image 369x306]


Oh goddammit.
 
2012-06-14 05:27:20 PM  
Kenny Omega is the king of selling! O_O
 
2012-06-14 05:45:42 PM  
Yinling the Erotic Terrorist.


Uh.....wow.
 
2012-06-14 05:46:32 PM  

Dougie AXP: robsul82: Dougie AXP: Impact thread?

Green at 6:56.

It's not Fark, it's the MOTHERFARKING fWc!


I'm really interested to find out what the fWc attendance/post count will be.
 
2012-06-14 05:48:55 PM  

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: robsul82: Dougie AXP: Impact thread?

Green at 6:56.

It's not Fark, it's the MOTHERFARKING fWc!

I'm really interested to find out what the fWc attendance/post count will be.


They will disappoint us. I have been doing this for years.
 
2012-06-14 06:05:59 PM  
Who is they? The fWc or TNA?

/or both?
//I'm afraid it'll be both
 
2012-06-14 06:06:55 PM  
Anyone have a link to the wrestlers tearing down a house? Been looking since I read this. Thanks in advance.
 
2012-06-14 06:42:51 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Hard. Gay.


x-caliber: I only read the first page, but those were awesome.

/Hard Gay


Mind of the North Star: HARD GAY FTW


Hard Gay helping to promote a ramen shop.

There are a bunch of these, most are great. You're welcome.

/rest of the site is gold too
 
2012-06-14 07:21:33 PM  

HeartBurnKid: robsul82: "Muta the Great."

IIRC, there actually is a Japanese wrestler named Muta the Great, who is basically the Great Muta's mirror-universe evil clone or something.


Really? lol Well, was this that guy or The Great Muta and this dude farked up?
 
2012-06-14 07:26:58 PM  

robsul82: HeartBurnKid: robsul82: "Muta the Great."

IIRC, there actually is a Japanese wrestler named Muta the Great, who is basically the Great Muta's mirror-universe evil clone or something.

Really? lol Well, was this that guy or The Great Muta and this dude farked up?


I'm not sure; I can't RTFA at work, so I can't check what it refers to.
 
2012-06-14 07:37:54 PM  
so question...
is there any relation at all between Hard Gay and Scott Hall?
 
2012-06-14 07:41:20 PM  
Dangit! I bet on the ladder.
 
2012-06-14 07:46:48 PM  
I wonder how the japanese weirds up sex.

*5 mins later*

img7.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 10:46:14 PM  

4NSpy: Ok the inflatable doll and the invisible wrestler bits were great.

I wonder how those ideas sounded in the pitch meetings.

Takes a great crowd to pull those off.


Why was my first thought after reading this the 'Al Snow vs. himself' match?
 
2012-06-14 11:32:05 PM  

bikerbob59: Japanese vs Mexican wrestlers anyone?


images.tvrage.com

"Same thing."
 
2012-06-15 08:48:17 AM  

degenerate-afro: Never forget the Great Muta's green mist to the genitals


i1122.photobucket.com

Forgive me for being lazy the first time.
 
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