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2012-06-14 09:53:49 AM
I'd let her trespass on my Crixus.
 
2012-06-14 10:11:42 AM
It's not ironic, it's apt!

APT!
 
2012-06-14 10:30:48 AM
I read that as "topless".
 
2012-06-14 11:05:59 AM

Mugato: I read that as "topless".


from what I hear, they aren't that bad.
 
2012-06-14 11:17:53 AM
In before Eurotrip.
 
2012-06-14 11:26:48 AM
Not obligatory, but should be:
Link
 
2012-06-14 11:27:45 AM
I forgive her trespass against us.
 
2012-06-14 11:28:13 AM
Her husband Blackie is unavailable for comment.
 
2012-06-14 11:30:31 AM
I sure did Subby you BASTARD
 
2012-06-14 11:30:59 AM

dittybopper: Her husband Blackie is unavailable for comment.


You know why she married him, right?
 
2012-06-14 11:31:22 AM
Wait. Is this an Alaniss Morisette joke from before my time here on Fark?
 
2012-06-14 11:31:30 AM

ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.


NSFW
 
2012-06-14 11:32:41 AM

ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.


Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.
 
2012-06-14 11:34:34 AM

yves0010: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.


And making out with other hot women.

/only decent part of the show
 
2012-06-14 11:39:05 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: yves0010: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.

And making out with other hot women.

/only decent part of the show


I enjoyed the entire story. The fights were pretty awesome
 
2012-06-14 11:40:33 AM
A wizard did it.
 
2012-06-14 11:49:39 AM

yves0010: Jim from Saint Paul: yves0010: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.

And making out with other hot women.

/only decent part of the show

I enjoyed the entire story. The fights were pretty awesome


There were fights? I must have fast forwarded those parts.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:50 AM

GameSprocket: yves0010: Jim from Saint Paul: yves0010: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.

And making out with other hot women.

/only decent part of the show

I enjoyed the entire story. The fights were pretty awesome

There were fights? I must have fast forwarded those parts.


Yes there were some really good fights in that series. And in the Prequel Season 2 as well.
 
2012-06-14 11:57:39 AM
If you're a cellblock bull dyke who has fantasized about getting it on with Xena, today may be your lucky day
 
2012-06-14 11:57:56 AM
Drill her baby drill ?
 
2012-06-14 12:03:34 PM

yves0010:

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus The fights were pretty awesome


Season 1 was pretty good in the fight department.

Season 2 used WAYYYY TOOO MUCCCHHHH Slowdown/Pose/CGi blood.

It was like a Matrix Parody set in Roman Times.
 
2012-06-14 12:20:01 PM
She looks like Lynn Redgrave in that photo!
 
2012-06-14 12:29:32 PM
Don't understand why guys get so blown up about lesbians. Isn't this about the same as Ethiopians getting excited about caviar?
 
2012-06-14 12:33:45 PM

yves0010: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.


In other news, I now want to watch Spartacus because... I hear it's, um, a pretty good show, y'know?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:09 PM
Is spartacus still on? You know with the lead guy dead and all
 
2012-06-14 01:00:35 PM

thisiszombocom: Is spartacus still on? You know with the lead guy dead and all


He passed on the lead role to another actor. He did indeed pass away of cancer not to long ago and they are filming season 3.
 
2012-06-14 01:03:31 PM
 
2012-06-14 01:20:40 PM

yves0010: Watch Spartacus if you want to see her naked.


No need to waste time watching the series, there's this thing on the web:

Google Images
 
2012-06-14 01:21:30 PM

HAMMERTOE: Don't understand why guys get so blown up about lesbians.


Men don;t get get geared up for lesbians. They get geared up for hot women having sex together. Because watching hot women have sex is something we can understand. We process that well. We understand why one or both of the participants is turned on by the other. We are too. We can relate.
 
2012-06-14 01:31:04 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ManateeGag: Mugato: I read that as "topless".

from what I hear, they aren't that bad.

NSFW


Those look like some fun bags.
 
2012-06-14 01:39:13 PM

Orgasmatron138: dittybopper: Her husband Blackie is unavailable for comment.

You know why she married him, right?


I'm assuming it was the whole "fireworks shooting from his crotch" thing.
 
2012-06-14 01:39:53 PM

ZMugg: When did she get implants? NSFW


I'm not sure that she has implants. You really can't base a comparison off the picture you posted since it's really low quality, and she has her arm raised in a way to flatten out her breast.
 
2012-06-14 01:43:31 PM

dittybopper: Orgasmatron138: dittybopper: Her husband Blackie is unavailable for comment.

You know why she married him, right?

I'm assuming it was the whole "fireworks shooting from his crotch" thing.


Because HE FARKS LIKE A BEAST
 
2012-06-14 02:05:23 PM
frakkin toaster.
 
2012-06-14 02:20:46 PM
I'd let her give me a skinjob if you know what I mean.

/Would frak
 
2012-06-14 02:23:08 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZMugg: When did she get implants? NSFW

I'm not sure that she has implants. You really can't base a comparison off the picture you posted since it's really low quality, and she has her arm raised in a way to flatten out her breast.


And she's had a kid since the earlier picture.
 
2012-06-14 02:41:04 PM

Moonk: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZMugg: When did she get implants? NSFW

I'm not sure that she has implants. You really can't base a comparison off the picture you posted since it's really low quality, and she has her arm raised in a way to flatten out her breast.

And she's had a kid since the earlier picture.


That explains it. Thanks.
 
2012-06-14 03:47:26 PM

ZMugg: Moonk: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZMugg: When did she get implants? NSFW

I'm not sure that she has implants. You really can't base a comparison off the picture you posted since it's really low quality, and she has her arm raised in a way to flatten out her breast.

And she's had a kid since the earlier picture.

That explains it. Thanks.


Her breast are fantastic in Spartacus.
 
2012-06-14 04:42:52 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: HAMMERTOE: Don't understand why guys get so blown up about lesbians.

Men don;t get get geared up for lesbians. They get geared up for hot women having sex together. Because watching hot women have sex is something we can understand. We process that well. We understand why one or both of the participants is turned on by the other. We are too. We can relate.


Also, Lucy Lawless is straight. While she became a lesbian icon due to Xena, and has scenes with women in Spartacus, she is not a lesbian

/I guess that makes her "gay for pay"?
 
2012-06-14 05:04:11 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Also, Lucy Lawless is straight. While she became a lesbian icon due to Xena, and has scenes with women in Spartacus, she is not a lesbian

/I guess that makes her "gay for pay"?


media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-06-14 05:46:08 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Also, Lucy Lawless is straight. While she became a lesbian icon due to Xena, and has scenes with women in Spartacus, she is not a lesbian


Kind of like those cop chicks they advertise on TNT. They're not really lesbians but they could be and even thought they're not, if there are women who watch the show in bowling alleys, we'll take the ratings.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:11 PM
I met this chick on westwood chat back in the mid 90s, she is completely a nut job and total biatch.
Kevin Sorbo was actually pretty nice and answered quite a few questions, even went out of the way to meet a disabled fan at some convention he was attending.

However Lawless refused to answer half the questions, probably mad her "special appearance" was sit in Sorbo's shadow the whole time, after Lawless left he went on to apologize for her actions and such.

/Westwood chat, program by Westwood studios during the Command & Conquer era, right around time I found mIRC
 
2012-06-14 09:08:46 PM
I would like it to be known that I would support Greenpeace for the slightest chance...
 
2012-06-14 09:36:42 PM

HAMMERTOE: Don't understand why guys get so blown up about lesbians. Isn't this about the same as Ethiopians getting excited about caviar?


Well you can fap to completion to images of lesbians getting it on. You stare at a picture of a steak, you aren't getting less hungry.
 
2012-06-15 10:24:47 AM

MagSeven: HAMMERTOE: Don't understand why guys get so blown up about lesbians. Isn't this about the same as Ethiopians getting excited about caviar?

Well you can fap to completion to images of lesbians getting it on. You stare at a picture of a steak, you aren't getting less hungry.


Brilliant.
 
2012-06-15 10:39:59 AM

MagSeven: Well you can fap to completion to images of lesbians getting it on. You stare at a picture of a steak, you aren't getting less hungry.


Not a very good analogy. If you're going to fap while envisioning lesbians, then you've got to eat while envisioning a steak.
 
2012-06-15 12:04:02 PM

HAMMERTOE: Not a very good analogy. If you're going to fap while envisioning lesbians, then you've got to eat while envisioning a steak.


I think he means we should fap to Ethiopians getting excited about caviar.
 
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