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(TC Palm)   If olive oil is used during sex, can you still call it extra virgin?   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 84
    More: Florida, Port St. Lucie, pam, olive oil, salad dressings, S.F.W.  
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2012-06-14 10:50:25 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-14 11:22:40 AM  
Yes, but it's only good for frying fish.
 
2012-06-14 12:03:54 PM  
biatch needs a sammach.
otho, get me all hopped up on spinacht and I wouldn't care either.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:20 PM  
Tell 'em anything they want to hear.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:46 PM  
Will Greenlee needs a new job.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:03 PM  
FTFA "Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours."

Thanks for the relationship tip, I'll keep that in mind.
 
2012-06-14 12:06:13 PM  
FTFA "Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours."

So that means she doesn't like to party?
 
2012-06-14 12:07:41 PM  
Only if you stick her in the pooper.
 
2012-06-14 12:08:24 PM  
I thought "virgin olive oil" just meant they got it from ugly olives.
 
2012-06-14 12:08:52 PM  

Tom_Slick: FTFA "Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours."

Thanks for the relationship tip, I'll keep that in mind.


i790.photobucket.com

"Coitus"? I was talking about my rug...

You're not interested in sex?

...you mean coitus?
 
2012-06-14 12:09:21 PM  

iheartscotch: Only if you stick her in the pooper.


That's the only time I've used olive oil during sex.
 
2012-06-14 12:09:37 PM  
I used to date a chick who liked to use olive oil for anal sex. We started calling her ass "extra virgin."

/ CSB
 
2012-06-14 12:10:33 PM  
Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours.

Well, somebody owns a thesaurus.
 
2012-06-14 12:10:49 PM  
Coconut oil works much better.

Doesn't have the heavy flavor, and does not get sticky after a few hours use.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]
 
2012-06-14 12:11:42 PM  
olive oil is also spermacidal .
 
2012-06-14 12:11:43 PM  
Buzz your girlfriend, Woof
 
2012-06-14 12:11:43 PM  
FTFA: "When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were "broke up." That, she said, started an argument.



This shiat cannot be real. This is a true story, or we getting trolled? This is like sticom stuff. This this this.
 
2012-06-14 12:11:55 PM  
i90.photobucket.com

May not approve of using Olive Oil for sex
 
2012-06-14 12:11:58 PM  
60 and still bangn.

Something to look forward to.
 
2012-06-14 12:12:39 PM  
Reminds me of the olive oil story as told by Dale Dudley from the Dudley and Bob morning show.
 
2012-06-14 12:14:00 PM  
i.imgur.com

Just a girl who needs lots of lube.
 
2012-06-14 12:15:16 PM  
"Fornication Flap" would be a great name for a punk band.
 
2012-06-14 12:16:52 PM  
Olive oil is too expensive. Used motor oil is what your looking for. Reapply every 5000 pumps and you're guaranteed not to bust your rod.
 
2012-06-14 12:17:00 PM  
Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours.

Thanks, Ric.
 
2012-06-14 12:19:50 PM  

spentmiles: Olive oil is too expensive. Used motor oil is what your looking for. Reapply every 5000 pumps and you're guaranteed not to bust your rod.


really? and all this time I've been wasting that stuff to fertilize my lawn.
 
2012-06-14 12:22:28 PM  

schattenteufel: FTFA: "When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were "broke up." That, she said, started an argument.


This shiat cannot be real. This is a true story, or we getting trolled? This is like sticom stuff. This this this.


To be fair.. They were on a break.
 
2012-06-14 12:22:53 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Coconut oil works much better.

Doesn't have the heavy flavor, and does not get sticky after a few hours use.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


Can's stand the smell of coconut.

schattenteufel: FTFA: "When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were "broke up." That, she said, started an argument.


This shiat cannot be real. This is a true story, or we getting trolled? This is like sticom stuff. This this this.


I was thinking, surely nobody is that stupid?!

/Deny everything, Baldrick.
 
2012-06-14 12:23:58 PM  

iheartscotch: Only if you stick her in the pooper.


That's what Grecian olive oil is for.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:01 PM  

vpb: Yes, but it's only good for frying fish.


No, no, no. Olive oil is for low temperature cooking, Use safflower oil for frying and fatty up-sexing.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:07 PM  

weapon13: Need Help Soonish: Coconut oil works much better.

Doesn't have the heavy flavor, and does not get sticky after a few hours use.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]

Can's stand the smell of coconut.


Food grade coconut oil doesn't smell at ALL like coconuts. As a matter of fact, it doesn't even really have a small at all ;)
 
2012-06-14 12:26:53 PM  
I find this thread....disturbing.
/more disturbing than the octomom thread.
 
Skr
2012-06-14 12:27:29 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Coconut oil works much better.

Doesn't have the heavy flavor, and does not get sticky after a few hours use.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]


Many people write off Coconut Oil because it often is solid until it gets closer to body temperature. Pretty decent though and has the added effect of preventing/fixing yeast infections. Virgin stuff is the best, though you need to store it carefully because it can go rancid eventually.

Additional Side Effect: The smell of coconut will eventually turn you on. Though maybe coconut flaked donuts already do that for some.


Grapeseed Oil is pretty decent choice as well though not as good.
Never have I tried Aloe based but I guess they would be healthy.

Olive Oil and mineral oils I've heard bad things regarding infections and bacterias.
 
2012-06-14 12:27:37 PM  
Relationship tips AND an explanation of what olive oil is, all in one article. Score.
 
2012-06-14 12:28:33 PM  
blogs.tcpalm.com

/pour diesel oil on it
//then light it and run
 
2012-06-14 12:29:09 PM  
Oh my god, look at all these morans who use food as sexual lubricant.

[laughingwhores.jpeg]
 
2012-06-14 12:31:13 PM  
that is just a recipe for disaster.
 
2012-06-14 12:32:03 PM  
FTFA: olive oil, an oil made from olives

Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2012-06-14 12:33:13 PM  

Skr: Need Help Soonish: Coconut oil works much better.

Doesn't have the heavy flavor, and does not get sticky after a few hours use.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]

Many people write off Coconut Oil because it often is solid until it gets closer to body temperature. Pretty decent though and has the added effect of preventing/fixing yeast infections. Virgin stuff is the best, though you need to store it carefully because it can go rancid eventually.

Additional Side Effect: The smell of coconut will eventually turn you on. Though maybe coconut flaked donuts already do that for some.


Grapeseed Oil is pretty decent choice as well though not as good.
Never have I tried Aloe based but I guess they would be healthy.

Olive Oil and mineral oils I've heard bad things regarding infections and bacterias.


Half of the fun is the smearing and the melting!

Honestly though, it's good stuff. I have had issues with too many of the "Lubes" sold (the sticky factor, hard to clean up, the smell is always too strong)

Plus, it is really good for the skin :)
 
2012-06-14 12:33:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh my god, look at all these morans who use food as sexual lubricant.

[laughingwhores.jpeg]


I met a chick that said her "friend and her boyfriend" used ajax dish soap as an anal sex lube.

We quickly found out that it was her and her bf that did this. This chick was hot, but way too dumb for her own good.
 
2012-06-14 12:33:57 PM  
"When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

This can't be real.
 
2012-06-14 12:34:05 PM  
"Copulation Situation"

Would never, ever have come up with that one.

Cool band name, though!
 
2012-06-14 12:34:57 PM  

letthepossumlive: schattenteufel: FTFA: "When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were "broke up." That, she said, started an argument.


This shiat cannot be real. This is a true story, or we getting trolled? This is like sticom stuff. This this this.

To be fair.. They were on a break.


www.worlddominationcorp.com

Agrees.
 
2012-06-14 12:35:16 PM  
Rent Party

I used to date a chick who liked to use olive oil for anal sex. We started calling her ass "extra virgin."

/ CSB


We?
 
2012-06-14 12:36:00 PM  
Call me old-fashioned, but Astroglide works just fine for me.
 
2012-06-14 12:39:00 PM  
I think the author of the article needs to relearn journalism. That article made my head hurt with the way everything seemed out of order, like it was cut-and-pasted without editing. It read like my 5-year-old tells a story.

Also, FTA: ...olive oil, an oil made from olives that's traditionally used in cooking and salad dressings.

anongallery.org
 
2012-06-14 12:39:05 PM  

bmfderek: iheartscotch: Only if you stick her in the pooper.

That's the only time I've used olive oil during sex.


The other tossed salad?

I felt dirty reading about that dirty writer's dirty story about dirty people.

At least, alleged "people".
 
2012-06-14 12:39:19 PM  
coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 12:41:01 PM  

spentmiles: Olive oil is too expensive. Used motor oil is what your looking for. Reapply every 5000 pumps and you're guaranteed not to bust your rod.


Doesn't that depend on the condition of your bearings and cranks?

I'm not even going to mention the issue of blow-by thanks to worn or displaced rings.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:59 PM  
That is one funny story.

Did you bring the Pam? No I banged her last night. Doh, ouch why did you hit me.
 
2012-06-14 12:42:32 PM  
Thank you subbie for remembering the Florida tag.

/Looking forward to the Florida tag on Republican convention in Tampa.
 
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