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(Nature)   18-year-old hippie chick named Ulindi produces a map for "food-sharing, play and casual sex." Giggity   (nature.com) divider line 31
    More: Cool, Ulindi, great apes, bioinformatics, Homo erectus, Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, genetic sequence, Bonobos, microRNAs  
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2012-06-14 08:29:44 AM
Now these are MY kinds of hippies!
 
2012-06-14 08:42:15 AM

ginandbacon: Now these are MY kinds of hippies!


I can see the resemblance.
 
2012-06-14 08:55:32 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ginandbacon: Now these are MY kinds of hippies!

I can see the resemblance.


You're just trying to start a fight because you know how I would prefer to end it.
 
2012-06-14 09:04:59 AM

ginandbacon: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ginandbacon: Now these are MY kinds of hippies!

I can see the resemblance.

You're just trying to start a fight because you know how I would prefer to end it.


....

Yes. < hangs head in shame >
 
2012-06-14 09:07:23 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ginandbacon: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ginandbacon: Now these are MY kinds of hippies!

I can see the resemblance.

You're just trying to start a fight because you know how I would prefer to end it.

....

Yes. < hangs head in shame >


Here, have some of my fruit :)
 
2012-06-14 09:29:58 AM
This whole piece is an Evangelical's nightmare.

Bonobos also treat sex as casually as a handshake, earning them the nickname 'hippie chimps'. The sex is often non-procreative and can occur between pairs of the same sex. Chimps tend to have sex only when females are in estrous. "Instead of resolving their disputes aggressively, maybe they're resolving them with sex," says Wobber. And whereas chimpanzee groups are dominated by hyper-aggressive males, bonobo groups are less hierarchical and are often headed by females.

Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!
 
2012-06-14 09:35:51 AM
Nicely done pantsonfiremitter.
 
2012-06-14 09:41:24 AM

Diogenes: Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!


I would be happy to let women be in charge of things if we got to start screwing to say hello.
 
2012-06-14 09:43:12 AM

Jubeebee: Diogenes: Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!

I would be happy to let women be in charge of things if we got to start screwing to say hello.


I'm starting to wonder who won the evolution game.
 
2012-06-14 09:50:37 AM

Diogenes: Jubeebee: Diogenes: Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!

I would be happy to let women be in charge of things if we got to start screwing to say hello.

I'm starting to wonder who won the evolution game.


Hey now, don't start confusing culture with evolution!
 
2012-06-14 10:04:06 AM

ginandbacon: Diogenes: Jubeebee: Diogenes: Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!

I would be happy to let women be in charge of things if we got to start screwing to say hello.

I'm starting to wonder who won the evolution game.

Hey now, don't start confusing culture with evolution!


FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
2012-06-14 10:06:27 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ginandbacon: Diogenes: Jubeebee: Diogenes: Evolution, homosexual and/or non-procreative sex, and female leaders!?!

I would be happy to let women be in charge of things if we got to start screwing to say hello.

I'm starting to wonder who won the evolution game.

Hey now, don't start confusing culture with evolution!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2012-06-14 12:26:52 PM
Could've done without the chimpsex pic in the article. If I wanted to see hairy animals gleefully boning out in the open, I'd go to Bonnaroo.
 
2012-06-14 01:23:59 PM
Chimps would be mellow if they could stay off the bath salt.
 
2012-06-14 01:24:33 PM
I'm not sleeping with Farkers in the political tab.
 
2012-06-14 01:27:38 PM
Peace, Love and Harmony through sex. You can't be both anxious and aroused.
 
2012-06-14 01:28:42 PM
my internet is broken.

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2012-06-14 01:30:17 PM
Submitter, if I ever meet you in person...I'm going to kick you right in the crotch.
 
2012-06-14 01:33:02 PM

McManus_brothers: Submitter, if I ever meet you in person...I'm going to kick you right in the crotch.


See, man, you just missed the point. The whole point is that if you ever meet you should do something completely different to his crotch. Oh, and give him an apple.
 
2012-06-14 01:34:45 PM
18-year-old hippie chick named Ulindi produces a map for "food-sharing, play and casual sex." Giggity

Wow, Steve Irwin's daughter is 18 already? Man, where does the time go.
 
2012-06-14 01:42:33 PM
Well played, subby, well played.
 
2012-06-14 01:46:00 PM
They even do the cowgirl.
 
2012-06-14 01:48:01 PM
I would say our political arguments should be solved this way, but that might mean forcing Rachel Maddow to hook up with a man, like Anne Coulter.
 
2012-06-14 01:58:17 PM

zarberg: I would say our political arguments should be solved this way, but that might mean forcing Rachel Maddow to hook up with a man, like Anne Coulter.


You know, someone should make a porn with that premise.
 
2012-06-14 02:12:46 PM
I came into this thread expecting to see pictures of promiscuous barely-legal teens.

Somebody better step up. If they have to be chimps, so be it.
 
2012-06-14 02:34:01 PM
This has to be one of the most honest misdirection headlines Fark has ever greened.
 
2012-06-14 03:31:45 PM

mr lawson: This has to be one of the most honest misdirection headlines Fark has ever greened.


This is going in my profile.

/Subby.
 
2012-06-14 05:32:06 PM
headline did not include the phrase 'smoking hot'... so I was confused.
 
2012-06-14 08:08:51 PM
I hate bonobos. I hate them because of the countless times I've seen feminists reference them as some sort of proof that evolutionary psychology is all wrong. Bonobos are not matriarchial, you dumb coonts. If humans behaved like bonobos it would not be a feminist paradise. It would be a chauvinists wet dream.

I'd love to live in a world where every time I started to get angry, some chick immediately offered herself up to me in order to calm me down. But I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the best of all possible worlds for women.

Seriously, this is like calling lion prides matriarchial. Just because the women do all the work and the men do nothing but sit around all day, eating and farking, does not make a matriarchy. That makes a world where men have won forever.

Feminists need to stop citing them as if they prove some feminist point!
 
2012-06-14 09:22:21 PM

skepticultist:
Seriously, this is like calling lion prides matriarchial. Just because the women do all the work and the men do nothing but sit around all day, eating and farking, does not make a matriarchy. That makes a world where men have won forever.

Feminists need to stop citing them as if they prove some feminist point!


Men just need to learn how to work with feminists to achieve this social utopia. I'm willing to do my part. Ma'am.
 
2012-06-15 12:22:46 AM

skepticultist: ...the women do all the work and the men do nothing but sit around all day, eating and farking, does not make a matriarchy.


Yes it does, you shut up now and forever.
 
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