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(TMZ)   The first pics from the set of Octomom's masturbation video are here, and they might be safe for work, but they will irreparably damage your psyche   (tmz.com) divider line 353
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2012-06-14 11:55:06 AM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


Yep. Hell, if I had no idea who she was and just how utterly batshiat she is, I would probably say I'd hit it. She's not hideous looking by any means.
 
2012-06-14 11:55:25 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: hb0mb: Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?

Men get extremely horny when faced with the fact that the act they're participating in is going to create a new life. Just like on that one episode of Friends. So...yes.

/Fap.


Wait. No. shiat. I was thinking of Cheers. I've never watched much TV.

/Fail.
 
2012-06-14 11:55:29 AM  
Relayed this to the misses. Took her a minute to become grossed out, and then replied, "She must've been sticking a vehicle up there."
 
2012-06-14 11:55:51 AM  
Another still shot found...

www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-06-14 11:55:58 AM  
mw2.google.com
 
2012-06-14 11:56:13 AM  
She looks like a lot of other pornstars I can't fap to. There are definitely grosser pros out there.
 
2012-06-14 11:56:20 AM  

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


Mixolydian Master: [i2.asntown.net image 600x450]
Oh God! I'm so farking wet! Oohhhh!


You magnificent bastards!

/Salute
 
2012-06-14 11:56:23 AM  

sid2112: Another still shot found...

[www.instablogsimages.com image 425x286]


SAIL! Blame it on my ADD...
 
2012-06-14 11:57:04 AM  

Cosmoboy: She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.


Well I did not know that

sid2112: Another still shot found...

[www.instablogsimages.com image 425x286]


You know she had a C-section right?
 
2012-06-14 11:57:28 AM  
Please be a rick roll, please be a rick roll...
 
2012-06-14 11:57:43 AM  
A gore thread on /b/ gives me more of a hard on.
 
2012-06-14 11:57:56 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-14 11:58:05 AM  
ll-media.tmz.com

"So, do you want me to stick this up there? I mean, it's kind of small. You got anything bigger?"
 
2012-06-14 11:58:14 AM  
I clicked on it like an idiot. And I must say, I am SO GLAD I had sex this morning. Cause now I don't even know if I can eat lunch. Why do they think people will pay for this? That shiat is fuel for nightmares.
 
2012-06-14 11:59:38 AM  
You help me find my keys and we can DRIVE out of here...
 
2012-06-14 11:59:40 AM  
Honestly, they managed to make her look not completely terrible. Will still haunt my dreams, but could have been way worse.

/damn me and my curiosity
 
2012-06-14 12:00:15 PM  
Not on your life Subby!
 
2012-06-14 12:00:20 PM  
Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.
 
2012-06-14 12:00:31 PM  
Will someone PLEASE tell that attention whore her 15 minutes of fame are over?
 
2012-06-14 12:01:12 PM  
Subby, there is a right way and a wrong way to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2012-06-14 12:01:16 PM  
well, i guess they was right... it did eventually make me go blind.
 
2012-06-14 12:01:50 PM  
I fapped 8 times.
 
2012-06-14 12:02:05 PM  
"I looked at the trap, Ray."
 
2012-06-14 12:03:48 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


My penis is not thick enough to please her. But I would probably stick a barrel in there.
 
2012-06-14 12:03:54 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


Yeah with a city bus just to save all of you.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:09 PM  
bathroomreader.com
 
2012-06-14 12:05:11 PM  
I have seen/done worse...that's for sure.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:11 PM  
Consider this a morbidly curious bookmark.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:23 PM  
Well, I Iooked. And as I think chicks getting themselves off is always hot, I'll watch.

But I'll never admit it.

/ Oh wait....
 
2012-06-14 12:05:26 PM  
By the way, she had a C-section.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:28 PM  
I'm just here to say "NOPE".



So....NOPE.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:38 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

Soon
 
2012-06-14 12:05:44 PM  
I don't think I could hit it. I'd be looking around to see if there were 28 eyes watching me have sex with their mom.
 
2012-06-14 12:06:32 PM  
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
 
2012-06-14 12:08:33 PM  
*winces*
*clicks link*
Well. That's not so bad.

Truth be told, these photo's really hide the worst part of octomom, which would be every single goddamn word that comes out of her mouth. I heard her on Howard Stern and it was incredible painful to listen to. She would just ramble off on completely unrelated tangents and just keep talking until someone yelled over her loud enough to get through to her. You could barely understand what she was saying.
 
2012-06-14 12:08:55 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


Seriously. I haven't seen this much denial since Larry Craig's resignation speech.
 
2012-06-14 12:09:15 PM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


THIS
 
2012-06-14 12:09:34 PM  
Her body is ok, I guess, but her face is unattractive.
 
2012-06-14 12:09:48 PM  
now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?
 
2012-06-14 12:10:09 PM  

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


Well I guess that makes me gay too, What am I going to tell my wife???
 
2012-06-14 12:10:24 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


I was expecting a fat ugly woman.

Octomom is not fat. Or they've shopped it all out of that photo.

/still would not hit it.
//Like throwing a hot dog down a skag den ifyaknowwhatimean
 
2012-06-14 12:10:35 PM  
9beers

By the way, she had a C-section.

i850.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 12:10:53 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-14 12:11:07 PM  

PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?


I think you're thinking of Bevets. He got axed a while back, if I recall correctly.
 
2012-06-14 12:11:35 PM  
She looks like a porn star, and not in a good way.

/I'd still bury my face in her tittays
 
2012-06-14 12:11:36 PM  

Cosmoboy: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????

She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.


She's got 8 kids - the so call abuse should have been water off a duckface's back.
 
2012-06-14 12:11:49 PM  

Trade Secret: I have seen/done worse...that's for sure.


*holds up hand* Me too
 
2012-06-14 12:12:07 PM  

moops: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


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2012-06-14 12:12:18 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: WTF is up with her lips? Like you could stick them over the drain and jerk her pony tail to unclog the sink.


That...was brilliant. Thank you for the laugh.
 
2012-06-14 12:13:32 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: 9beers

By the way, she had a C-section.

[i850.photobucket.com image 640x512]


That's not white knighting, it's just pointing out that all the "lol she must have a huge vagina!" jokes are stupid.

I bet she was pretty before she f*cked up her face with plastic surgery.
 
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