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(TMZ)   The first pics from the set of Octomom's masturbation video are here, and they might be safe for work, but they will irreparably damage your psyche   (tmz.com) divider line 353
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2012-06-14 08:56:42 AM  
no. just....no.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:19 AM  
I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.
 
2012-06-14 09:07:35 AM  

Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.


They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:21 AM  
They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:30 AM  
Friggin' TMZ.
They blocked everything.

Why does Fark always have to link to TMZ?
 
2012-06-14 09:11:35 AM  
Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?
 
2012-06-14 09:16:09 AM  

Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.


What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?
 
2012-06-14 09:22:34 AM  

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?


You tell us.
 
2012-06-14 09:25:52 AM  

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?


Maybe I'm less fazed because I have an outsider opinion. I'm not inclined to want sex with women, so I don't picture that in my head when I look at her pictures.

But I did mean "not bad" pretty neutrally - meaning nothing special, nor vomit inducing.
 
2012-06-14 09:27:02 AM  
No thanks. I've already seen tent flaps on a windy day.
 
2012-06-14 09:27:37 AM  
I'm absolutely going to watch it once it's available. Say what you want,but I imagine it will be either extremely hot or a train wreck. I'd get off either way.
 
2012-06-14 09:32:08 AM  

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


img191.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:41:58 AM  

AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.


cdn2-b.examiner.com
I guess this makes me gay.
 
2012-06-14 09:43:09 AM  
sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 09:44:07 AM  
Maybe this is a plot by the RIAA to get people to voluntarily shut down their
BitTorrent clients?
 
2012-06-14 09:44:51 AM  
All I am saying is I pity the poor bastard who had photoshop the stretch marks off those pics. I imagine blood is still flowing freely from both eyes.
 
2012-06-14 09:49:27 AM  
Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.
 
2012-06-14 09:51:17 AM  
i297.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 10:51:02 AM  
Does her self pleasuring involve a strategically parked, rough idling, Volkswagen Beetle?
 
2012-06-14 10:52:23 AM  
t1.gstatic.com

I found this still from the shoot.
 
2012-06-14 11:31:46 AM  
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 11:38:02 AM  

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


The computer photoshopping that picture also gave the answer, "42".
 
2012-06-14 11:46:16 AM  
Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????
 
2012-06-14 11:47:20 AM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


This is fark. Home of the "Knees too sharp" brigade. Of course we would have an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.
 
2012-06-14 11:47:21 AM  
She does have pretty nice cans.
 
2012-06-14 11:47:32 AM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


dingdingdingding
 
2012-06-14 11:48:24 AM  
Octomom? So... does it count as tentacle porn?

...got nuthin...
 
2012-06-14 11:49:18 AM  
To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
 
2012-06-14 11:49:34 AM  
were they black boxing her naughty bits or her stretch marks?
 
2012-06-14 11:50:16 AM  
i2.asntown.net
Oh God! I'm so farking wet! Oohhhh!
 
2012-06-14 11:50:37 AM  
I have clicked on so many things, but some how this is easy to resist.
 
2012-06-14 11:50:37 AM  
You've had far worse, and we both know it.
 
2012-06-14 11:50:53 AM  
With the airbrushing and soft light, she looks a lot better than I expected.

That being said, I still can't get over the baboon ass on her face. WTF is up with her lips? Like you could stick them over the drain and jerk her pony tail to unclog the sink.
 
2012-06-14 11:51:13 AM  
It's about time women, and especially mothers, take back their rights from the men. She's EMPOWERING young women everywhere to take charge of their lives. You go girl!
 
2012-06-14 11:51:23 AM  

vernonFL: [t1.gstatic.com image 199x253]

I found this still from the shoot.


WINNAR!!@#!
 
2012-06-14 11:51:28 AM  
I can't fap to this.
 
2012-06-14 11:51:51 AM  

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


MAN HANDS!
 
2012-06-14 11:52:09 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????


She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:10 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????


she was going stripping but she claims the club was bad mouthing her and now refuse to work for them
 
2012-06-14 11:52:11 AM  
Virgil had now brought his follower to a fearful chasm, at the foot of which lay Malebolge, where fraud and deceit were punished. Malebolge was in the eighth circle.

Over the chasm fell a stream that plunged into the gulf beneath with a deafening din.

Virgil bade Dante loosen the girdle which was round his waist and give it to him. Then when his follower had obeyed, Virgil flung the girdle down into "the abyss, and stood watching, watching.

Slowly, as he gazed, out of the gloom, a shape came swimming upward, a shape which, Dante tells us, might well have made the stoutest heart fearful.

The name of the terrible monster that approached was Geryon. Virgil signed to him to come to the land, and Geryon obeyed, laying his head and body on the edge of the precipice, while his tail still swung over the gulf up which he had ascended.

Sending Dante farther along the plain, Virgil strove to pacify the monster, and persuade him to carry Dante and himself down into the abyss.

He succeeded in his plan, and when Dante came back to the spot where he had left Virgil, it was to find him standing there no longer, but already seated on the back of Geryon, the formidable monster.

"Be thou brave!" the Master cried to his dismayed follower. "Be thou brave, and mount, for down into this abyss must we descend. Mount thou before me, that so the Geryon's tail shall leave thee unharmed."

One had no need to be a coward to tremble before this new peril. Even the bravest might well quail if ordered to mount so fearsome a steed, and Dante shivered as though seized by an ague fit.

HE PLUNGED INTO THE GULF.

Then, ashamed thus to fail in courage before his Master, the poet conquered his fear and leaped upon Geryon's huge shoulders.

Fain would he have cried to Virgil, "Look that thou clasp me firm," yet his trembling lips refused to form the words.

But words were needless, for no sooner had Dante seated himself in front of his Master than he, clasping his charge firmly in his arms, bade the monster start on his perilous descent.

Slowly Geryon moved out from the land, and turning, until his head was where his tail had been, he plunged into the gulf.

Beating the air with his huge claws, Geryon sailed down, down, until at length he landed his burden on a rock at the foot of the abyss.

Darkness and wailing surrounded the two poets who had now reached the lower depths of the Inferno, called, as I have told you, Malebolge.

Malebolge means ugly pits or holes, and as Virgil and Dante walked along a rough and difficult path, they looked down into many of these holes. In each they saw many thousands of spirits who were suffering for the deceits and frauds they had practised on earth.

Virgil even took Dante into one of these pits, and so terrible were the sights he saw that the poet wept bitterly.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:15 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Does her self pleasuring involve a strategically parked, rough idling, Volkswagen Beetle?


Incredibly hard to explain to the people at work why I just busted out laughing. Thanks for that!
 
2012-06-14 11:52:30 AM  
The pics are shockingly graphic -- so click at your own risk



LIARS!!! WTF!!!! TMZ is nothing but an attention whoring tease. Google shows more skin.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:51 AM  
Literally any other link containing the phrase "masturbation video" I'd click immediately. But not this.

Not this...
 
2012-06-14 11:53:01 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: WTF is up with her lips?


I haven't seen duck lips like that since I accidentally clicked on a Lana deRey video. I picture of Dolan is sexier.
 
2012-06-14 11:53:01 AM  
Octomom's Mom

photos.exposay.com
 
2012-06-14 11:53:09 AM  
She reminds me of the millionare matchmaker chick. How do these women not know that their lips look retarde?. Permanent duckface.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:06 AM  
This woman is a paternity lawyer's wet dream.
Imagine one drunk night, followed by 8 paternity suits....
 
2012-06-14 11:54:29 AM  

hb0mb: Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?


Men get extremely horny when faced with the fact that the act they're participating in is going to create a new life. Just like on that one episode of Friends. So...yes.

/Fap.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:31 AM  
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:53 AM  
home.comcast.net

LAWL ...
 
2012-06-14 11:55:06 AM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


Yep. Hell, if I had no idea who she was and just how utterly batshiat she is, I would probably say I'd hit it. She's not hideous looking by any means.
 
2012-06-14 11:55:25 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: hb0mb: Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?

Men get extremely horny when faced with the fact that the act they're participating in is going to create a new life. Just like on that one episode of Friends. So...yes.

/Fap.


Wait. No. shiat. I was thinking of Cheers. I've never watched much TV.

/Fail.
 
2012-06-14 11:55:29 AM  
Relayed this to the misses. Took her a minute to become grossed out, and then replied, "She must've been sticking a vehicle up there."
 
2012-06-14 11:55:51 AM  
Another still shot found...

www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-06-14 11:55:58 AM  
mw2.google.com
 
2012-06-14 11:56:13 AM  
She looks like a lot of other pornstars I can't fap to. There are definitely grosser pros out there.
 
2012-06-14 11:56:20 AM  

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


Mixolydian Master: [i2.asntown.net image 600x450]
Oh God! I'm so farking wet! Oohhhh!


You magnificent bastards!

/Salute
 
2012-06-14 11:56:23 AM  

sid2112: Another still shot found...

[www.instablogsimages.com image 425x286]


SAIL! Blame it on my ADD...
 
2012-06-14 11:57:04 AM  

Cosmoboy: She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.


Well I did not know that

sid2112: Another still shot found...

[www.instablogsimages.com image 425x286]


You know she had a C-section right?
 
2012-06-14 11:57:28 AM  
Please be a rick roll, please be a rick roll...
 
2012-06-14 11:57:43 AM  
A gore thread on /b/ gives me more of a hard on.
 
2012-06-14 11:57:56 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-14 11:58:05 AM  
ll-media.tmz.com

"So, do you want me to stick this up there? I mean, it's kind of small. You got anything bigger?"
 
2012-06-14 11:58:14 AM  
I clicked on it like an idiot. And I must say, I am SO GLAD I had sex this morning. Cause now I don't even know if I can eat lunch. Why do they think people will pay for this? That shiat is fuel for nightmares.
 
2012-06-14 11:59:38 AM  
You help me find my keys and we can DRIVE out of here...
 
2012-06-14 11:59:40 AM  
Honestly, they managed to make her look not completely terrible. Will still haunt my dreams, but could have been way worse.

/damn me and my curiosity
 
2012-06-14 12:00:15 PM  
Not on your life Subby!
 
2012-06-14 12:00:20 PM  
Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.
 
2012-06-14 12:00:31 PM  
Will someone PLEASE tell that attention whore her 15 minutes of fame are over?
 
2012-06-14 12:01:12 PM  
Subby, there is a right way and a wrong way to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2012-06-14 12:01:16 PM  
well, i guess they was right... it did eventually make me go blind.
 
2012-06-14 12:01:50 PM  
I fapped 8 times.
 
2012-06-14 12:02:05 PM  
"I looked at the trap, Ray."
 
2012-06-14 12:03:48 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


My penis is not thick enough to please her. But I would probably stick a barrel in there.
 
2012-06-14 12:03:54 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


Yeah with a city bus just to save all of you.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:09 PM  
bathroomreader.com
 
2012-06-14 12:05:11 PM  
I have seen/done worse...that's for sure.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:11 PM  
Consider this a morbidly curious bookmark.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:23 PM  
Well, I Iooked. And as I think chicks getting themselves off is always hot, I'll watch.

But I'll never admit it.

/ Oh wait....
 
2012-06-14 12:05:26 PM  
By the way, she had a C-section.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:28 PM  
I'm just here to say "NOPE".



So....NOPE.
 
2012-06-14 12:05:38 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

Soon
 
2012-06-14 12:05:44 PM  
I don't think I could hit it. I'd be looking around to see if there were 28 eyes watching me have sex with their mom.
 
2012-06-14 12:06:32 PM  
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
 
2012-06-14 12:08:33 PM  
*winces*
*clicks link*
Well. That's not so bad.

Truth be told, these photo's really hide the worst part of octomom, which would be every single goddamn word that comes out of her mouth. I heard her on Howard Stern and it was incredible painful to listen to. She would just ramble off on completely unrelated tangents and just keep talking until someone yelled over her loud enough to get through to her. You could barely understand what she was saying.
 
2012-06-14 12:08:55 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


Seriously. I haven't seen this much denial since Larry Craig's resignation speech.
 
2012-06-14 12:09:15 PM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


THIS
 
2012-06-14 12:09:34 PM  
Her body is ok, I guess, but her face is unattractive.
 
2012-06-14 12:09:48 PM  
now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?
 
2012-06-14 12:10:09 PM  

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


Well I guess that makes me gay too, What am I going to tell my wife???
 
2012-06-14 12:10:24 PM  

9beers: Stop lying, you desperate nerds would hit it and you farking know it.


I was expecting a fat ugly woman.

Octomom is not fat. Or they've shopped it all out of that photo.

/still would not hit it.
//Like throwing a hot dog down a skag den ifyaknowwhatimean
 
2012-06-14 12:10:35 PM  
9beers

By the way, she had a C-section.

i850.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 12:10:53 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-14 12:11:07 PM  

PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?


I think you're thinking of Bevets. He got axed a while back, if I recall correctly.
 
2012-06-14 12:11:35 PM  
She looks like a porn star, and not in a good way.

/I'd still bury my face in her tittays
 
2012-06-14 12:11:36 PM  

Cosmoboy: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????

She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.


She's got 8 kids - the so call abuse should have been water off a duckface's back.
 
2012-06-14 12:11:49 PM  

Trade Secret: I have seen/done worse...that's for sure.


*holds up hand* Me too
 
2012-06-14 12:12:07 PM  

moops: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


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2012-06-14 12:12:18 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: WTF is up with her lips? Like you could stick them over the drain and jerk her pony tail to unclog the sink.


That...was brilliant. Thank you for the laugh.
 
2012-06-14 12:13:32 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: 9beers

By the way, she had a C-section.

[i850.photobucket.com image 640x512]


That's not white knighting, it's just pointing out that all the "lol she must have a huge vagina!" jokes are stupid.

I bet she was pretty before she f*cked up her face with plastic surgery.
 
2012-06-14 12:13:39 PM  
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2012-06-14 12:13:46 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: 9beers

By the way, she had a C-section.

[i850.photobucket.com image 640x512]


Octomom will have phone sex with you without you even defending her. It's one of the ways she's making money these days since the government decided to stop paying her. It won't be very good phone sex because she'll just be rattling off nonsense and talking over you.
 
2012-06-14 12:14:40 PM  
This is the first porn I've ever seen that made me sad.
 
2012-06-14 12:14:43 PM  
www.officialtherefromhere.com
/hot
 
2012-06-14 12:15:01 PM  

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


I laughed at this.
 
2012-06-14 12:15:06 PM  
ITT: People who don't know what a c-section is.

Yes, you're all terribly funny with your "oversized vagina" jokes.

Yes, I know she won't sleep with me...I already asked.
 
2012-06-14 12:15:43 PM  
Ironic that I can't fap to that.
 
2012-06-14 12:16:46 PM  
Hate to break it to you young guys, but for that age and any amount of kids, that is hot. Enjoy young thighs while you can (trust me on that).

/Not gonna comment on the batshiat crazy part that's another story.
 
2012-06-14 12:17:08 PM  
#18 was decent.
 
2012-06-14 12:18:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 12:18:46 PM  
For some reason I see Olive Oil
i141.photobucket.com
After being smacked in the mouth a few times
 
2012-06-14 12:18:54 PM  

yves0010: moops: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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The cat agrees. Or disagrees. Whatever.
 
2012-06-14 12:19:02 PM  
I keep hoping I can meet her someday so I can knock off a piece of that, who knows?
I don't know what all that Vaseline did to the rest of you. I think she's hot.:-)
 
2012-06-14 12:19:39 PM  
To make extra money on this gig, she should have offered product placement deals. For instance, she could easily have included in her act the use of a Schlick Razor for prepping for the close-ups.
 
2012-06-14 12:20:30 PM  
If it weren't for those gawd-awful lips, she wouldn't be bad.

But FFS, those lips are just horrible. Why do women think lips like that make them look attractive?

/and to be clear, I mean the lips on her face
 
2012-06-14 12:24:02 PM  

GanjSmokr: But FFS, those lips are just horrible. Why do women think lips like that make them look attractive?


Angelina Jolie.



This is from her second film.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:34 PM  

dj_spanmaster: yves0010: moops: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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That is exactly how my cat is. Its really funny to hear her do that.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:25 PM  
They should have drawn a clown car over her vaj...
 
2012-06-14 12:25:52 PM  
You know...Why the hell not?

Yes, she's insane and has fark-all for common sense and personal responsibility. I get that.

/fap
 
2012-06-14 12:26:15 PM  
Just look at all that Cheddar!!!!!!
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i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 12:26:32 PM  

CrispFlows: GanjSmokr: But FFS, those lips are just horrible. Why do women think lips like that make them look attractive?

Angelina Jolie.



This is from her second film.


i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-06-14 12:29:47 PM  

fluffy2097: *winces*
*clicks link*
Well. That's not so bad.

Truth be told, these photo's really hide the worst part of octomom, which would be every single goddamn word that comes out of her mouth. I heard her on Howard Stern and it was incredible painful to listen to. She would just ramble off on completely unrelated tangents and just keep talking until someone yelled over her loud enough to get through to her. You could barely understand what she was saying.


I have only heard her talk once during an episode of Oprah, (I was taking care of my mom and she was watching it I swear) but Suleman was completely unintelligible. She didn't link two consecutive sentences together or respond to Operah's questions in any logical or meaningful way. it was like she was having a separate conversation with an imaginary person. Several times Oprah had to almost yell at her to bring her back to reality, it was so bizarre - to say the least.
 
2012-06-14 12:31:15 PM  

thefonz37: You've had far worse, and we both know it.


Shiat! Who told you?
 
2012-06-14 12:31:25 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 12:31:27 PM  
I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.
 
2012-06-14 12:32:10 PM  

PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?


I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'
 
2012-06-14 12:34:40 PM  
This morning my kid's class had parents come in and talk about their jobs. We had two police officers, a dentist, two nurses, a couple of millitary people, several teachers, a bank manager, writer, plumber... all kinds of careers. We did not, however, have a masturbation porn star.

Her poor kids. Like they weren't going to be farked up enough.
 
2012-06-14 12:34:45 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.


Meee-yow!
 
2012-06-14 12:36:57 PM  

olddinosaur: Will someone PLEASE tell that attention whore her 15 minutes of fame are over?


I was just trying to participate in the conversation, sheesh.
 
2012-06-14 12:37:02 PM  
This, my friends, is the quickest way to Octomom's heart:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-14 12:37:26 PM  
You can squint and almost see that this woman might have been pretty at one time in Photo 18
 
2012-06-14 12:37:27 PM  
She looks like a Tuesday Morning Stripper.
 
2012-06-14 12:37:30 PM  
For PanzerPants:

Copy and paste
Not safe for work

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7139/walltc.jpg


/I'm not Mordor
//Miss Mordor, tho
 
2012-06-14 12:38:56 PM  

robbiex0r: PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?

I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'



Yup. Thats the one and I know who you are referring to now. Thanks.
 
2012-06-14 12:39:06 PM  
And a missed opportunity to quote Star Wars

"This is no cave"
 
2012-06-14 12:39:41 PM  
Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

somebody had their Haterade today.
 
2012-06-14 12:40:50 PM  
If I had no idea who she was....maybe...but she still looks like a post op tranny to me.

Knowing who she is? No. NO. FARKING. WAY.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:09 PM  
Intellectually she disgusts me. Everything about her stupid story bugs me and makes me not want to live on this planet anymore, but here is my honest appraisal of the pic in TFA:

Her body is a lot hotter than I expected . Would hit it, even with the octomom baggage. Her face is still a twisted mess but I'd get over it.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:30 PM  

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


If if was a fifth...

Porn sluts fade into the general obscurity because they don't have such rage-inducing stories of irresponsibility. If Sasha Grey murdered a child, people might be less likely to fap (see also Casey Anthony). Not knowing the people they are helps raise their likability and attractiveness. Halle Berry used to be hot to me, but then she started getting full of herself and became a turn-off. J-Lo, Angelina Jolie, and lots of everyday people would be more attractive if we didn't know who they were or how they acted.

Personally, I can find no sexual appeal in a woman that cannot take care of her children and only had some of them to enrich her reality career.

Those features would be fine if they didn't belong to such a whore. None of you are gay or straight because you like that picture; you simply have poor taste and no conscience.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:40 PM  

yves0010: moops: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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/Trippin' balls.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:50 PM  

robbiex0r: PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?

I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'


Oh for FARKs sake, his name was ++++++CARRIER LOST++++++++
 
Skr
2012-06-14 12:42:33 PM  
"And I thought they looked bad,. *breathes heavily*. *breathes heavily* ... ...on the outside."
 
2012-06-14 12:42:49 PM  
I'll be honest: I'm curious about the jugs.

The gaping maw between her thighs, not so much.
 
2012-06-14 12:42:58 PM  

MONSTERTRUCK: For PanzerPants:

Copy and paste
Not safe for work

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7139/walltc.jpg


/I'm not Mordor
//Miss Mordor, tho


You gotta make a hyperlink and name it something like "her nudes" or some other enticing name that will draw curious people to click it, and those familiar with his work, would wrestle with the decision to click or not. It was always an exercise in will power knowing you are gonna get burned and and still you would click it.

/not gonna click it
//the NSFW overrides my morbid curiousity.
 
2012-06-14 12:43:15 PM  
It's a whole bunch of ghey in this thread. She look okay and since she's crazy she might be a good fark. The should make a flesh light after her lips.
 
2012-06-14 12:43:34 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.


No picture in profile means you're ugly
 
2012-06-14 12:44:29 PM  
I'd hit it
Not proud not ashamed
Now where the hell are the uncensored pics?
 
2012-06-14 12:44:59 PM  

Dirtybird971: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

somebody had their Haterade today.


No, I just don't think she's attractive. Kate Beckinsale is hot. Kate Winslet is hot. Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot. Octomom is homely, and not in that, "Oh well, maybe she might possibly be cute if I tilt my head and squint while staring directly into the sun" kind of way. Not to mention, her personality is off-putting, and any woman who turns herself into a brood sow for no good reason.....she's got issues.

It's not Haterade; it's me being honest.
 
2012-06-14 12:45:04 PM  

xombie_a_go_go: robbiex0r: PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?

I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'

Oh for FARKs sake, his name was ++++++CARRIER LOST++++++++




Oh yeah, I had forgotten about *NAME REDACTED*.

I guess I just tried to block some of those images out of my head. Bevets was the zealot.
 
2012-06-14 12:46:19 PM  

hundreddollarman: KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY


Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 
2012-06-14 12:46:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 12:47:25 PM  

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www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-06-14 12:47:56 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly


No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.
 
2012-06-14 12:48:55 PM  
She looks better than this NSFW Link
 
2012-06-14 12:49:05 PM  
...I mean it's not like saying "K*twilly".
 
2012-06-14 12:49:50 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.


You called some girl ugly, I'm supposed to just agree with you even though you don't have the guts to put yourself out there?

I don't want to see your tits, I just want to know if the kettle is black or not.
 
2012-06-14 12:51:03 PM  
www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2012-06-14 12:51:04 PM  

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


Okay, we're done.

With the thread, and with enjoying sex.
 
2012-06-14 12:51:11 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.


You had one on here before
 
2012-06-14 12:52:45 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: I just want to know if the kettle is black or not.


If I recall she's black
 
2012-06-14 12:53:16 PM  
For everyone saying She had a c-section, stop assuming she's all stretched out down there! you do remember that she had six kids before her current litter, right? I doubt she had c-sections for all of them. She's no Michelle Duggar, but her vag has been a two way street for some time now. At least she's not all pasty white like she was for her other photo shoot for some British mag.

/and in case my wife is reading, no, I would definitely not hit that. Nobody but you, hon!
 
2012-06-14 12:53:19 PM  
//I miss him so much somedays........
 
2012-06-14 12:53:23 PM  
PanzerPants:

It came from him originally. Don't be afraid.

But I'll rename it for you since you suggested it:

How Suleman managed to have all those a babies at one time:

Copy & Paste, NSFW
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7139/walltc.jpg
 
2012-06-14 12:54:47 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If I recall she's black


groan
 
2012-06-14 12:54:51 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: xombie_a_go_go: robbiex0r: PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?

I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'

Oh for FARKs sake, his name was ++++++CARRIER LOST++++++++



Oh yeah, I had forgotten about *NAME REDACTED*.

I guess I just tried to block some of those images out of my head. Bevets was the zealot.


Are we talking about JohnDX?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:20 PM  

gonzojohn: You help me find my keys and we can DRIVE out of here...


I think I first told that joke when I was 14, so long ago that manned lunar missions were still considered capable of resumption.
 
2012-06-14 12:55:58 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.


You sound ugly.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:00 PM  
For the "I'd hit it" crowd: No, no you wouldn't. She doesn't do that. Like a vampire* with sunlight, Octomom will burst into flames upon the merest contact with the peen.

*real vampires. Not the imaginary sparkly emo kind.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:20 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: drjekel_mrhyde: If I recall she's black

groan


Haha *palmface*
 
2012-06-14 12:57:21 PM  

GooberMcFly: ...I mean it's not like saying "K*twilly".


I heard he died.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:58 PM  

Valiente: gonzojohn: You help me find my keys and we can DRIVE out of here...

I think I first told that joke when I was 14, so long ago that manned lunar missions were still considered capable of resumption.


media.screened.com
 
2012-06-14 12:58:03 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Haha *palmface*


I did bang my head on my desk
 
2012-06-14 12:58:09 PM  

robbiex0r: PanzerPants: now that made me long for the fellow here (I am drawing a blank now about his handle, little help here) that used to respond to posts like this with a simple hyperlinks so wonderfully named in a similar way to what you would look for only to get goatse'd or some other pic that become indelibly etched into your mind that years later they come back while shopping or driving to work.

who was that chap again. I know he is Legend. his fate?

I don't think anyone mentions his name... but it rhymes with 'Mordor'


"Rugbyjock" rhymes with "Mordor"??
 
2012-06-14 12:58:13 PM  
Oh please, all the "oh I would never touch that" comments are both hysterical and pure BS.

This is a society where we freak out over .75 seconds of a nipple showing on a Super Bowl halftime show. You can be damn sure 95% of the "oh hell no" people are disappointed there is no link to uncensored pictures and/or are waiting for said link.
 
2012-06-14 01:01:34 PM  
Rectum, killed'um


/Tragic accident on the family farm
 
2012-06-14 01:02:38 PM  
In other news, Blushing Wall Flower is hot, so her opinion on Octomom can be taken as valid.

/Go Cats #8!!
 
2012-06-14 01:02:52 PM  
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.


/and of course I did
 
2012-06-14 01:03:02 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You called some girl ugly, I'm supposed to just agree with you even though you don't have the guts to put yourself out there?

I don't want to see your tits, I just want to know if the kettle is black or not.


Why does what I look like have anything to do with whether or not you think Octomom is attractive? Does that honestly make any sense to you? You don't have to agree with me, that's the beautiful thing about opinions. They're like assholes, everyone has one. You can either say, "I agree, she's a troll" or "I disagree, she's a goddess".....and we all move on.

I'm not posting a picture of myself on this website, regardless of what my opinion is about anything. Sorry. I don't really care what you do or don't think of that. I've been here four years, never once posted a pic of myself anywhere, and it's going to remain that way.
 
2012-06-14 01:03:25 PM  
Clicked on link now I have no urge to eat lunch today.

//WTF, does someone really think this is going to sell as anything more than a joke?
 
2012-06-14 01:03:49 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.


Gee, I've never heard another woman say that about another woman before in my life...
 
2012-06-14 01:04:03 PM  
Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:

OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY


Look, guys... The "huge hole" jokes are cute, but they're just inaccurate. She doesn't have sex with people (she seems to be asexual, from the way she talks) and none of her kids was conceived with a partner. She give birth via a C-section.

Forgive my being so blunt, but if anything, she's tighter than your mom or sister. A woman who doesn't have sex, and who hasn't given birth via that particular method is going to have an essentially near-mint condition vagina.

While I find her disturbing for other reasons (plastic surgery to look like an existing celebrity, having 8 babies to gain fame, just being plain weird, etc.) I can't really get into your "she has a gigantic hole" jokes because in my logical mind I know they cannot be based in truth, which just makes the joke fall flat.

So what it comes down to is that she's an asexual attention whore with some bad plastic surgery doing a solo porn shoot... How is that ANY DIFFERENT from like 75% of the porn industry?
 
2012-06-14 01:04:17 PM  
I will probably watch this... Though, if i had to guess, it will be very depressing.
 
2012-06-14 01:04:29 PM  

royone: "Rugbyjock" rhymes with "Mordor"??


No, he was all about the photoshops. The very wtf photoshops. From my perspective at least.

....and then, there's Ghastly and his comic.
 
2012-06-14 01:05:40 PM  
She had a C section?

That changes everything. I'd hit it.
 
2012-06-14 01:06:13 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Why does what I look like have anything to do with whether or not you think Octomom is attractive? Does that honestly make any sense to you? You don't have to agree with me, that's the beautiful thing about opinions. They're like assholes, everyone has one. You can either say, "I agree, she's a troll" or "I disagree, she's a goddess".....and we all move on.

I'm not posting a picture of myself on this website, regardless of what my opinion is about anything. Sorry. I don't really care what you do or don't think of that. I've been here four years, never once posted a pic of myself anywhere, and it's going to remain that way.


Well that was an unnecessarily long winded response to like nothing

Look, you called a girl ugly. I pointed out that maybe you can't call someone ugly. It happens all the time. I didn't need paragraphs of information about you not posting your ugly picture.
 
2012-06-14 01:06:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You sound ugly.


You can think what you want. Really doesn't bother me. I've dealt with far worse in my life than what faceless entities on an Internet website think of what I look/sound like. If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.
 
2012-06-14 01:08:08 PM  
for those of you wondering why I don't fear he who shouldn't be allowed to post images

well, when your sole greenlight involves mentioning him not by name.....
 
2012-06-14 01:08:37 PM  

Coco LaFemme: WhippingBoy: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You sound ugly.

You can think what you want. Really doesn't bother me. I've dealt with far worse in my life than what faceless entities on an Internet website think of what I look/sound like. If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.


Hold on, I'm makin popcorn!
 
2012-06-14 01:08:51 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: GooberMcFly: ...I mean it's not like saying "K*twilly".

I heard he died.


One can only hope. What an ass-gasket that guy was.
 
2012-06-14 01:09:02 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:

OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY

Look, guys... The "huge hole" jokes are cute, but they're just inaccurate. She doesn't have sex with people (she seems to be asexual, from the way she talks) and none of her kids was conceived with a partner. She give birth via a C-section.

Forgive my being so blunt, but if anything, she's tighter than your mom or sister. A woman who doesn't have sex, and who hasn't given birth via that particular method is going to have an essentially near-mint condition vagina.

While I find her disturbing for other reasons (plastic surgery to look like an existing celebrity, having 8 babies to gain fame, just being plain weird, etc.) I can't really get into your "she has a gigantic hole" jokes because in my logical mind I know they cannot be based in truth, which just makes the joke fall flat.

So what it comes down to is that she's an asexual attention whore with some bad plastic surgery doing a solo porn shoot... How is that ANY DIFFERENT from like 75% of the porn industry?



I hope you never come across the Austria/Australia threads. I'm pretty sure your head would explode.
 
2012-06-14 01:09:54 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You called some girl ugly, I'm supposed to just agree with you even though you don't have the guts to put yourself out there?

I don't want to see your tits, I just want to know if the kettle is black or not.

Why does what I look like have anything to do with whether or not you think Octomom is attractive? Does that honestly make any sense to you? You don't have to agree with me, that's the beautiful thing about opinions. They're like assholes, everyone has one. You can either say, "I agree, she's a troll" or "I disagree, she's a goddess".....and we all move on.

I'm not posting a picture of myself on this website, regardless of what my opinion is about anything. Sorry. I don't really care what you do or don't think of that. I've been here four years, never once posted a pic of myself anywhere, and it's going to remain that way.


Honestly, I think there's WAYYYY worse. I wouldn't say based on looks alone that she's ugly. Hell, look at Jenna Jameson these days. She looks godawful.

It's who she IS that's horrendous. I get that. But purely aesthetics alone, she's just not my type. Some guys might find her attractive, after you used four rolls of duct tape on her mouth.

Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

Anyway, just giving my two cents. She's not UGLY per se, she's just a horribly awful human being.

/off soapbox
 
2012-06-14 01:10:45 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:

OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY



Give it up man, I already tried pointing that out and nobody cares.
 
2012-06-14 01:10:54 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.


Well hellloooo trainwreck
 
2012-06-14 01:12:03 PM  

Coco LaFemme: WhippingBoy: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You sound ugly.

You can think what you want. Really doesn't bother me. I've dealt with far worse in my life than what faceless entities on an Internet website think of what I look/sound like. If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.


PS- good on you. You've got guts. Unfortunately you're also feeding trolls. It's like second grade. If you want them to quit it, stop responding to them.

/seriously, good on you
 
2012-06-14 01:12:10 PM  
Oh man she must have a huge vagina
 
2012-06-14 01:13:34 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Well hellloooo trainwreck


Dude, seriously. Now you're just making assumptions and being unnecessarily mean. Trolling is one thing, at some point just drop it. Mmmkay?

Oh, and don't welcome to Fark me. There's trolling and there's being an ass, and there's a huge difference.
 
2012-06-14 01:13:36 PM  
ahem:

She GAVE birth via c-section.

/I wish Fark had an edit button.
 
2012-06-14 01:13:41 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Well hellloooo trainwreck


I'm just saying, if you really think a bunch of people saying "ZOMG UR UGLY N SOUND UGLY!!11!!1" is going to make me start crying or something, or throwing up links so I can go, "SEE I AM PRETTY EVERYONE LOVES ME YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MEANIE POOPY-HEADS I HATE YOU".....you're batshiat.

I get what you're all trying to do, and I'm saying it's not going to work. I really should know better than to even respond, seeing as I'm not a Fark n00b, but I'm bored, and there's nothing decent on TV.
 
2012-06-14 01:13:58 PM  
So female empowerment is calling another woman ugly?
 
2012-06-14 01:14:01 PM  

9beers: ZeroCorpse: Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:

OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY


Give it up man, I already tried pointing that out and nobody cares.


It's based on aggro, not quantifiable measurements.
 
2012-06-14 01:14:39 PM  

ZeroCorpse: ahem:

She GAVE birth via c-section.

/I wish Fark had an edit button.


nah, sometimes it's more fun when you can see some typographically made foots shoved into mouths
 
2012-06-14 01:17:02 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Well hellloooo trainwreck

I'm just saying, if you really think a bunch of people saying "ZOMG UR UGLY N SOUND UGLY!!11!!1" is going to make me start crying or something, or throwing up links so I can go, "SEE I AM PRETTY EVERYONE LOVES ME YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MEANIE POOPY-HEADS I HATE YOU".....you're batshiat.

I get what you're all trying to do, and I'm saying it's not going to work. I really should know better than to even respond, seeing as I'm not a Fark n00b, but I'm bored, and there's nothing decent on TV.



It read like a Quinns ashes post to me. No need to bring that up. At all.
 
2012-06-14 01:17:24 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Dude, seriously. Now you're just making assumptions and being unnecessarily mean. Trolling is one thing, at some point just drop it. Mmmkay?

Oh, and don't welcome to Fark me. There's trolling and there's being an ass, and there's a huge difference.


I'm just pointing out that's it not nice to insult someone's physical appearance.
 
2012-06-14 01:18:11 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: So female empowerment is calling another woman ugly?


I never said she was ugly. I said she was homely, and that I didn't think there was anything attractive about her, which encompasses personality and attitude as well....not to mention the "turning her uterus into a paid incubator" thing. Homely and ugly aren't the same things to me. Rosie O'Donnell is ugly. Octomom is homely.
 
2012-06-14 01:18:43 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kiwimoogle84: Dude, seriously. Now you're just making assumptions and being unnecessarily mean. Trolling is one thing, at some point just drop it. Mmmkay?

Oh, and don't welcome to Fark me. There's trolling and there's being an ass, and there's a huge difference.

I'm just pointing out that's it not nice to insult someone's physical appearance.


Ah. I see what you did there.

9/10
 
2012-06-14 01:18:58 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: So female empowerment is calling another woman ugly?

I never said she was ugly. I said she was homely, and that I didn't think there was anything attractive about her, which encompasses personality and attitude as well....not to mention the "turning her uterus into a paid incubator" thing. Homely and ugly aren't the same things to me. Rosie O'Donnell is ugly. Octomom is homely.


Now you don't like lesbians!?!?!
 
2012-06-14 01:19:47 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: So female empowerment is calling another woman ugly?

I never said she was ugly. I said she was homely, and that I didn't think there was anything attractive about her, which encompasses personality and attitude as well....not to mention the "turning her uterus into a paid incubator" thing. Homely and ugly aren't the same things to me. Rosie O'Donnell is ugly. Octomom is homely.

Now you don't like lesbians!?!?!


Portia deRossi is effin' gorgeous.
 
2012-06-14 01:20:11 PM  
GhettoWinter

I will probably watch this... Though, if i had to guess, it will be very depressing.


So, you'll be crying as you're whackin' it.....how is that unlike any other Friday night for you?
 
2012-06-14 01:20:34 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Portia deRossi is effin' gorgeous.


So only fake lesbians are ok!?!?! You people are just evil now
 
2012-06-14 01:21:14 PM  

karnal: GhettoWinter

I will probably watch this... Though, if i had to guess, it will be very depressing.

So, you'll be crying as you're whackin' it.....how is that unlike any other Friday night for you?


Mom?
 
2012-06-14 01:21:15 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Now you don't like lesbians!?!?!


Maybe she only likes Mediterranean foods
 
2012-06-14 01:22:02 PM  

loonatic112358: Maybe she only likes Mediterranean foods


Even after God said no shellfish???
 
2012-06-14 01:22:13 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kiwimoogle84: Portia deRossi is effin' gorgeous.

So only fake lesbians are ok!?!?! You people are just evil now


...she's married to Ellen Degeneres...
 
2012-06-14 01:23:14 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: loonatic112358: Maybe she only likes Mediterranean foods

Even after God said no shellfish???


You made a terrible joke and you did it on porpoise.
 
2012-06-14 01:23:21 PM  
Tat'dGreaser

kiwimoogle84: Dude, seriously. Now you're just making assumptions and being unnecessarily mean. Trolling is one thing, at some point just drop it. Mmmkay?

Oh, and don't welcome to Fark me. There's trolling and there's being an ass, and there's a huge difference.

I'm just pointing out that's it not nice to insult someone's physical appearance.



But is it ok to insult someone stupid...cause I was just over at the Politics tab and there is a lot of that going on?
 
2012-06-14 01:24:25 PM  
I bet it looks like someone beating a pastrami sandwich with a baseball bat
 
2012-06-14 01:25:01 PM  

GhettoWinter: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Well hellloooo trainwreck

I'm just saying, if you really think a bunch of people saying "ZOMG UR UGLY N SOUND UGLY!!11!!1" is going to make me start crying or something, or throwing up links so I can go, "SEE I AM PRETTY EVERYONE LOVES ME YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MEANIE POOPY-HEADS I HATE YOU".....you're batshiat.

I get what you're all trying to do, and I'm saying it's not going to work. I really should know better than to even respond, seeing as I'm not a Fark n00b, but I'm bored, and there's nothing decent on TV.


It read like a Quinns ashes post to me. No need to bring that up. At all.


Not everyone who mentions something traumatic that happened to them is doing it to AW or garner sympathy/pity. I was there for the "Quinn's ashes" thread, and I don't think two are comparable. I don't want or need anyone's pity, and even if I did, Fark would not be the place I'd go to look for it.
 
2012-06-14 01:25:29 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ...she's married to Ellen Degeneres...


Still fake

kiwimoogle84: You made a terrible joke and you did it on porpoise.


Puns are the work of the devil

karnal: But is it ok to insult someone stupid...cause I was just over at the Politics tab and there is a lot of that going on?


NO
 
2012-06-14 01:25:36 PM  

Girion47: In other news, Blushing Wall Flower is hot, so her opinion on Octomom can be taken as valid.

/Go Cats #8!!


fistbump for the Cats, and thanks, but I'm not going to get into this little threesome, when the sex gets this rough I prefer to just watch. Plus I just did my nails.
 
2012-06-14 01:26:33 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Well hellloooo trainwreck

I'm just saying, if you really think a bunch of people saying "ZOMG UR UGLY N SOUND UGLY!!11!!1" is going to make me start crying or something, or throwing up links so I can go, "SEE I AM PRETTY EVERYONE LOVES ME YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MEANIE POOPY-HEADS I HATE YOU".....you're batshiat.

I get what you're all trying to do, and I'm saying it's not going to work. I really should know better than to even respond, seeing as I'm not a Fark n00b, but I'm bored, and there's nothing decent on TV.


So is that a yes or no to BIE?
 
2012-06-14 01:26:54 PM  
GhettoWinter


karnal: GhettoWinter

I will probably watch this... Though, if i had to guess, it will be very depressing.

So, you'll be crying as you're whackin' it.....how is that unlike any other Friday night for you?

Mom?



I could never fool you, son. Now go grab my loofah and a bar of soap and get in here, I have some work for you.
 
2012-06-14 01:27:03 PM  
Just for a moment forget her vagina is a clown car.
Just for a moment forget she screwed with nature and is making tax payers pay the price.
Just for a moment forget the scary as hell pregnancy pics.

I've seen less attractive women out there.

Of course remembering all of that she qualifies as a horrible leach-siren.
 
2012-06-14 01:27:26 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kiwimoogle84: ...she's married to Ellen Degeneres...

Still fake

kiwimoogle84: You made a terrible joke and you did it on porpoise.

Puns are the work of the devil

karnal: But is it ok to insult someone stupid...cause I was just over at the Politics tab and there is a lot of that going on?

NO


Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway
 
2012-06-14 01:28:00 PM  

GanjSmokr: But FFS, those lips are just horrible. Why do women think lips like that make them look attractive?


I think they are trying to make a kissy face, but they are so uncoordinated that they can't properly pucker.
 
2012-06-14 01:28:13 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway


The amount of time she spends whoring, I think she can afford some french fries
 
2012-06-14 01:28:45 PM  

Mirrorz: [bathroomreader.com image 512x384]


Typhon Expanse, right?

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Typhon_Expanse
 
2012-06-14 01:29:04 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: hb0mb: Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?

Men get extremely horny when faced with the fact that the act they're participating in is going to create a new life. Just like on that one episode of Friends. So...yes.

/Fap.



WTF is this shiat? Disregard this statement ladies. The fact that conception might result IS NOT some kind of turn on, quite the opposite. Most men DO NOT want a baby, and the concept is a turn off in anything.

/Fuggin kids these days
 
2012-06-14 01:29:27 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kiwimoogle84: Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway

The amount of time she spends whoring, I think she can afford some french fries


She's running a bit low on cash since she failed her welfare drug test
 
2012-06-14 01:30:23 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kiwimoogle84: Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway

The amount of time she spends whoring, I think she can afford some french fries


OSNAP

You're hilarious.
 
2012-06-14 01:30:55 PM  
It's not Quinn's ashes dammit, it's a BabyquariumTM
 
2012-06-14 01:31:12 PM  
Tat'dGreaser


kiwimoogle84: Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway

The amount of time she spends whoring, I think she can afford some french fries



You should see how she keeps those french fries warm.
 
2012-06-14 01:31:43 PM  

MAYORBOB: This, my friends, is the quickest way to Octomom's heart:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 304x350]


You magnificient baster.
 
2012-06-14 01:33:36 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Not everyone who mentions something traumatic that happened to them is doing it to AW or garner sympathy/pity. I was there for the "Quinn's ashes" thread, and I don't think two are comparable.


Out of context tragedies used for shock value as a character defense. You're not nearly as much of a farkwit as that guy was, but there's a similarity. Just don't be so damned offended when someone calls you out for calling someone ugly.
 
2012-06-14 01:34:20 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: I don't want to see your tits, I just want to know if the kettle is black or not.


Welcome to my favorites.
 
2012-06-14 01:34:34 PM  

karnal: Tat'dGreaser


kiwimoogle84: Your mom is the work of the devil.

/and so broke she put french fries on layaway

The amount of time she spends whoring, I think she can afford some french fries


You should see how she keeps those french fries warm.


*SNERK*
 
2012-06-14 01:35:08 PM  

Zafler: It's not Quinn's ashes dammit, it's a BabyquariumTM


My bad. Did we just start the countdown to the "forced meme" comment?
 
2012-06-14 01:36:52 PM  
She's not ugly. Her body is decent, especially for carrying that many children. But her lips and eyes bother me. She's too vacant/sad. The only pic I thought was good was that last one....where she is starting to smile.

/female
//non snarky enough?
 
2012-06-14 01:37:23 PM  

karnal: You should see how she keeps those french fries warm.


Ugh, should not have eaten then read this thread
 
2012-06-14 01:37:50 PM  
ZeroCorpse

Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:


OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY


Look, guys... The "huge hole" jokes are cute, but they're just inaccurate.



The voice of reason in a Octomom turning Porn Star thread on Fark? Really? Plus how do you know she doesn't have a huge hole?


/black hole of calcutta big?
 
2012-06-14 01:38:11 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Welcome to my favorites.


Boom

Oh wait, Rochester? I escaped there for a reason
 
2012-06-14 01:38:50 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Tat'dGreaser: loonatic112358: Maybe she only likes Mediterranean foods

Even after God said no shellfish???

You made a terrible joke and you did it on porpoise.


I believe we should carp diem, and catch every angler involved
 
2012-06-14 01:40:51 PM  

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So, maybe? (prolly)
/ya right.
 
2012-06-14 01:41:01 PM  
This is one time, you'll all forgive me if I read the thread before RTA.
 
2012-06-14 01:41:10 PM  

loonatic112358: kiwimoogle84: Tat'dGreaser: loonatic112358: Maybe she only likes Mediterranean foods

Even after God said no shellfish???

You made a terrible joke and you did it on porpoise.

I believe we should carp diem, and catch every angler involved


I'll just go drive my Barracuda to the dive bar- just for the halibut.
 
2012-06-14 01:41:45 PM  

Devo:


*slow clap*

Took me a minute to work through what you were doing there. A shot of the Cygnus would have been more obvious, but VINCENT was a better, "Wait, what?!? Oooooh...."

/hopes they keep VINCENT and BOB as campy in the remake as they were in the original
 
2012-06-14 01:42:30 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'll just go drive my Barracuda to the dive bar- just for the halibut.


drinks still cost a fin from gill?
 
2012-06-14 01:44:38 PM  

loonatic112358: kiwimoogle84: I'll just go drive my Barracuda to the dive bar- just for the halibut.

drinks still cost a fin from gill?


So what you're saying is you had a wet dream last night because your wife told you no, she had a haddock?
 
2012-06-14 01:44:41 PM  
Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?
 
2012-06-14 01:45:43 PM  

kiwimoogle84: So what you're saying is you had a wet dream last night because your wife told you no, she had a haddock?


Nah, she's not the type to clam up, she's a real pearl like that
 
2012-06-14 01:46:20 PM  

lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?


If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.
 
2012-06-14 01:46:35 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: genepool lifeboat: Welcome to my favorites.

Boom

Oh wait, Rochester? I escaped there for a reason


Meh, they pay me pretty good to stay here.
 
2012-06-14 01:46:55 PM  

loonatic112358: kiwimoogle84: So what you're saying is you had a wet dream last night because your wife told you no, she had a haddock?

Nah, she's not the type to clam up, she's a real pearl like that


With fronds like you, who needs anemones?
 
2012-06-14 01:47:37 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.


Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.
 
2012-06-14 01:48:36 PM  

karnal: But is it ok to insult someone stupid...cause I was just over at the Politics tab


If you're in the Politics tab, you can't call someone stupid, because of the same pot/kettle/black rule.
 
2012-06-14 01:51:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: With fronds like you, who needs anemones?


Look, i'm not the pier that caused you to be docked
 
2012-06-14 01:51:46 PM  
kiwimoogle84


lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.



Let's make it an even 50....I think octomom had a cesarean. So no more big gaping hole jokes....please do not use words like wide, wide open, huge, cavernous, yawning, deep and or abysmal.
 
2012-06-14 01:51:49 PM  

kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.


Trolling is a art.
 
2012-06-14 01:52:01 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Meh, they pay me pretty good to stay here.


Where do you work?
 
2012-06-14 01:52:41 PM  
I think she could is kinda hot, I mean the most unattractive thing about her is all the kids. And the nutty behavior.
 
2012-06-14 01:53:37 PM  

JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.


I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.
 
2012-06-14 01:53:44 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Trolling is one thing, at some point just drop it. Mmmkay?

Oh, and don't welcome to Fark me. There's trolling and there's being an ass, and there's a huge difference.

I'm just pointing out that's it not nice to insult someone's physical appearance.


Really Tat? Like you don't do that all the time on here? Please.
 
2012-06-14 01:54:46 PM  
*peeks in*

BIG GAPING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!

*scurries away*
 
2012-06-14 01:54:47 PM  

Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.


So is proper grammar.
 
2012-06-14 01:54:53 PM  

OminousAnonymous: Really Tat? Like you don't do that all the time on here? Please.


Hey, my ugly face is out there so I'm allowed to
 
2012-06-14 01:55:57 PM  
Tat'dGreaser

genepool lifeboat: Meh, they pay me pretty good to stay here.

Where do you work?



He's a fluffer for the Dark Bros.
 
2012-06-14 01:56:17 PM  
I don't post my picture on Fark either. I a butt-farking ugly, seriously, I'd hurt your eyes.
 
2012-06-14 01:56:45 PM  

karnal: He's a fluffer for the Dark Bros.


Oh nice, I hear the benefit package is awesome
 
2012-06-14 01:58:04 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.


Tits or GFTO!

/had to be done
 
2012-06-14 01:58:37 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: karnal: He's a fluffer for the Dark Bros.

Oh nice, I hear the benefit package is awesome


I see what you did there.
 
2012-06-14 01:59:06 PM  
Here is the thing: If I were to meet someone who looked just like her, I would certainly find her attractive physically. The problem is I KNOW TOO MUCH about her. I KNOW she is a crazy, breeding cow. I KNOW she doesn't like sex. I KNOW she is a bad mother. I know, I know, I know.

And that is why I find her repulsive. I feel the same way about Madonna.
 
2012-06-14 01:59:43 PM  
DumbAmerican


I think she could is kinda hot, I mean the most unattractive thing about her is all the kids. And the nutty behavior.



That laugh is what would kill any erection that I might be able to work up....that and the huge, cavernous, yawning vag she has from spitting out all those kids.
 
2012-06-14 02:00:21 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Girion47: In other news, Blushing Wall Flower is hot, so her opinion on Octomom can be taken as valid.

/Go Cats #8!!

fistbump for the Cats, and thanks, but I'm not going to get into this little threesome, when the sex gets this rough I prefer to just watch. Plus I just did my nails.


OMG guyz she "touched" me
 
2012-06-14 02:00:25 PM  

FarkinHostile: Here is the thing: If I were to meet someone who looked just like her, I would certainly find her attractive physically. The problem is I KNOW TOO MUCH about her. I KNOW she is a crazy, breeding cow. I KNOW she doesn't like sex. I KNOW she is a bad mother. I know, I know, I know.

And that is why I find her repulsive. I feel the same way about Madonna.


This. Her body and face ain't ugly. It's her SOUL AND MONEY SUCKING ATTENTION WHORING CRAZY ASS BS that's ugly.
 
2012-06-14 02:00:46 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.


Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.
 
2012-06-14 02:01:31 PM  

JonnyG: Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public.


This is not really "Public".

Oh, and shaming the victim....real classy.
 
2012-06-14 02:01:32 PM  

kiwimoogle84: JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.

I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.


I wouldn't mind helping her carry her baggage, as long as she doesn't let her baggage define her and keep her from making new baggage with me in the future. I've met several people who had something bad happen to them, and they never got over it. That was it, that was their life. That moment defined them forever. I felt bad for them, was glad it wasn't me, but it got unbearable to be around them after a while. Talk about something else, do something else, let new things happen to you, gotta reopen yourself to the world. You got mugged, your wife cheated on you, your child died... horrible things undoubtedly, but you can't let them define you.
 
2012-06-14 02:01:48 PM  

kiwimoogle84: But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to.


BRB - Going to make new stupid FB image with this quote.
 
2012-06-14 02:02:51 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.


Yeah I know. But I was an English major AND have a mild case of OCD so there was no saving me. This is why I weep into my pillow at night- the ie vs. ei rule.
 
2012-06-14 02:02:54 PM  

FarkinHostile: Here is the thing: If I were to meet someone who looked just like her, I would certainly find her attractive physically. The problem is I KNOW TOO MUCH about her. I KNOW she is a crazy, breeding cow. I KNOW she doesn't like sex. I KNOW she is a bad mother. I know, I know, I know.

And that is why I find her repulsive. I feel the same way about Madonna.


Sadly, you could probably meet someone who just happened to look like Octomom and have the same negative reaction, because your brain won't stop throwing up those associations.
 
2012-06-14 02:03:02 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-14 02:04:40 PM  
Tat'dGreaser

karnal: He's a fluffer for the Dark Bros.

Oh nice, I hear the benefit package is awesome



All you can eat!
 
2012-06-14 02:06:04 PM  
HAHAHAHA Octomom has a

vanmartinpro.com
 
2012-06-14 02:06:12 PM  

JonnyG: kiwimoogle84: But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to.

BRB - Going to make new stupid FB image with this quote.


This is the difference between boys and men, everyone. Point and laugh. Besides, real women don't nag, don't need designer handbags, don't cry at everything, know how to change their own oil, and understand how baseball works. On top of making biatchin' sammiches- not because he asked for one, but because she figured he might be hungry.

So there's a trade off. Men understand all women have issues, real women understand men have needs and take care of them.

We done here?
 
2012-06-14 02:07:01 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.


Wow, I've never seen that get a response before.
 
2012-06-14 02:09:08 PM  

FarkinHostile: JonnyG: Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public.

This is not really "Public".

Oh, and shaming the victim....real classy.


I do feel bad for women who are legitimately raped, but I do not think it should ever be used or discussed in the manner it was in the post I was referring to. It's like being in a group of mostly white people when the black person starts talking about the slavery of his/her people.
 
2012-06-14 02:09:12 PM  

stonicus: kiwimoogle84: JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.

I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.

I wouldn't mind helping her carry her baggage, as long as she doesn't let her baggage define her and keep her from making new baggage with me in the future. I've met several people who had something bad happen to them, and they never got over it. That was it, that was their life. That moment defined them forever. I felt bad for them, was glad it wasn't me, but it got unbearable to be around them after a while. Talk about something else, do something else, let new things happen to you, gotta reopen yourself to the world. You got mugged, your wife cheated on you, your child died... horrible things undoubtedly, but you can't let them define you.


I only called you out because you made a blanket statement. "boys don't like girls who MENTION past rape experiences in private, let alone in public".

Mention.

That's the key word here. You didn't say "bring it up once an hour" or "cry about it every other day for a decade".

Face.
 
2012-06-14 02:10:06 PM  
Oh come on, like none of you wouldn't check it out for the freak factor.
 
2012-06-14 02:10:48 PM  

kiwimoogle84: stonicus: kiwimoogle84: JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.

I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.

I wouldn't mind helping her carry her baggage, as long as she doesn't let her baggage define her and keep her from making new baggage with me in the future. I've met several people who had something bad happen to them, and they never got over it. That was it, that was their life. That moment defined them forever. I felt bad for them, was glad it wasn't me, but it got unbearable to be around them after a while. Talk about something else, do something else, let new things happen to you, gotta reopen yourself to the world. You got mugged, your wife cheated on you, your child died... horrible things undoubtedly, but you can't let them define you.

I only called you out because you made a blanket statement. "boys don't like girls who MENTION past rape experiences in private, let alone in public".

Mention.

That's the key word here. You didn't say "bring it up once an hour" or "cry about it every other day for a decade".

Face.


Oh whoops- you didn't make the statement, johnnyg did. My bad. Pretend I said that to him.
 
2012-06-14 02:12:39 PM  

JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.


At least you're self-aware enough to refer to yourself as a "boy", and not a man. Self-awareness: I admire that in a trolling farkwit.
 
2012-06-14 02:14:50 PM  

kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84: stonicus: kiwimoogle84: JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.

I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.

I wouldn't mind helping her carry her baggage, as long as she doesn't let her baggage define her and keep her from making new baggage with me in the future. I've met several people who had something bad happen to them, and they never got over it. That was it, that was their life. That moment defined them forever. I felt bad for them, was glad it wasn't me, but it got unbearable to be around them after a while. Talk about something else, do something else, let new things happen to you, gotta reopen yourself to the world. You got mugged, your wife cheated on you, your child died... horrible things undoubtedly, but you can't let them define you.

I only called you out because you made a blanket statement. "boys don't like girls who MENTION past rape experiences in private, let alone in public".

Mention.

That's the key word here. You didn't say "bring it up once an hour" or "cry about it every other day for a decade".

Face.

Oh whoops- you didn't make the statement, johnnyg did. My bad. Pretend I said that to him.


And having reviewed your response, yes, I would say that was the type of thing I was referring to, so I'll take it just the same.
 
2012-06-14 02:16:08 PM  

JonnyG: I do feel bad for women who are legitimately raped, but I do not think it should ever be used or discussed in the manner it was in the post I was referring to.


"Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public."

That was your statement, right? Not "it should ever be used or discussed in the manner it was in the post I was referring to." but "Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public."


Can you spot the glaring difference? If it was a miscommunication, say so and I'll drop it, but it certainly sounded like "Women who have been raped will be judged negatively and disliked if they ever mention it, even in private."
 
2012-06-14 02:16:54 PM  

JonnyG: kiwimoogle84: kiwimoogle84: stonicus: kiwimoogle84: JonnyG: Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.

Oh, man. Here we go. I'm calling bluff on the boyfriend thing. Boys don't like girls who mention past rape experiences in private, let alone in public. Well, not all boys, but most. Not me though.

I call shenanigans on this statement. I guess it could be true that insecure 19 year old boys want pristine well behaved sammich makers with no past.

But real men don't mind helping a seasoned woman carry her baggage because they're strong enough to. Otherwise I wouldn't have a man either. Besides, I'm done dating "boys". I have a MAN, and I bet Coco does too.

Go back to your hot pockets, dude.

I wouldn't mind helping her carry her baggage, as long as she doesn't let her baggage define her and keep her from making new baggage with me in the future. I've met several people who had something bad happen to them, and they never got over it. That was it, that was their life. That moment defined them forever. I felt bad for them, was glad it wasn't me, but it got unbearable to be around them after a while. Talk about something else, do something else, let new things happen to you, gotta reopen yourself to the world. You got mugged, your wife cheated on you, your child died... horrible things undoubtedly, but you can't let them define you.

I only called you out because you made a blanket statement. "boys don't like girls who MENTION past rape experiences in private, let alone in public".

Mention.

That's the key word here. You didn't say "bring it up once an hour" or "cry about it every other day for a decade".

Face.

Oh whoops- you didn't make the statement, johnnyg did. My bad. Pretend I said that to him.

And having reviewed your response, yes, I would say that was the type of thing I was referring to, so I'll take it just the same.


We cool, bro. We cool.

*shakes hand*
 
2012-06-14 02:18:27 PM  
Although I do love how everyone involved in this original discussion is no longer involved in this thread. Sad.

COME BACK COCO WE LOVE YOU!

/now back to our regularly scheduled Octomom slamming
 
2012-06-14 02:19:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Although I do love how everyone involved in this original discussion is no longer involved in this thread. Sad.

COME BACK COCO WE LOVE YOU!

/now back to our regularly scheduled Octomom slamming


Now THATS the video we want to see!
 
2012-06-14 02:22:16 PM  
I would imagine that she can be compared to the TARDIS. I'm sure she is much larger on the inside than on the outside...
 
2012-06-14 02:22:32 PM  

GhettoWinter: kiwimoogle84: Although I do love how everyone involved in this original discussion is no longer involved in this thread. Sad.

COME BACK COCO WE LOVE YOU!

/now back to our regularly scheduled Octomom slamming

Now THATS the video we want to see!


*retch*
 
2012-06-14 02:23:48 PM  
For those of you trying to remember the name of unnamed user, who shall not be named, with a name that rhymes with Mordor, I'll just leave this script here and you can search the farkives....

(search results nsfw, link/script not endorsed, for external use only)

Link
 
2012-06-14 02:30:39 PM  
kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]
Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.

Yeah I know. But I was an English major AND have a mild case of OCD so there was no saving me. This is why I weep into my pillow at night- the ie vs. ei rule.


Kiwi- you are tall, single, a pillow biter, and Greek (ahem) How you doing?
 
2012-06-14 02:31:18 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-14 02:32:00 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.


It's a good thing I like you, Wiggin.
 
2012-06-14 02:33:33 PM  

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]
Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.

Yeah I know. But I was an English major AND have a mild case of OCD so there was no saving me. This is why I weep into my pillow at night- the ie vs. ei rule.

Kiwi- you are tall, single, a pillow biter, and Greek (ahem) How you doing?


Point out to me where I said I was single?

/I'm flattered though
 
2012-06-14 02:36:11 PM  

Lethargic_Apathy: For those of you trying to remember the name of unnamed user, who shall not be named, with a name that rhymes with Mordor, I'll just leave this script here and you can search the farkives....

(search results nsfw, link/script not endorsed, for external use only)

Link


I really miss those posts. They were kind of like a box of chocolates -- where some of them were filled with shiat. OK, most of them. But every now and then there was something really great, you just had to stop vomiting long enough to appreciate it.
 
2012-06-14 02:36:21 PM  

fluffy2097: *winces*
*clicks link*
Well. That's not so bad.

Truth be told, these photo's really hide the worst part of octomom, which would be every single goddamn word that comes out of her mouth. I heard her on Howard Stern and it was incredible painful to listen to. She would just ramble off on completely unrelated tangents and just keep talking until someone yelled over her loud enough to get through to her. You could barely understand what she was saying.


She's Narcissistic Personality Disorder and delusional- enough that she's a pathological liar. Well, actually, I think you apply the term "pathological" if they just get a thrill out of lying in itself.

She does it to cover for her delusions... about not having plastic surgery, not being on "public assistance", about never having planned this and it was never expected that so many embryos would survive.

In reality she's a terrible liar. The thing is, she tells herself these things enough that she actually believes them herself. Now you'd THINK that makes her a perfect liar, but it doesn't work for two reasons. One, she's just got a "crazy person" vibe about her already, and two, she didn't bother with a strategy of making of lies that won't contradict verifiable info or basic plausibility. But mostly there's so much aggro over what she did that people don't WANT to believe her, not like, say, politicians with a support base.
 
2012-06-14 02:38:47 PM  
SFW?

/octomom-porn-solo-nude-topless-mastu rbation-pictures-photos/

Not with THAT address passing through the work server. :p
 
2012-06-14 02:41:46 PM  

kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


Smartest
Funniest

2012-06-14 02:33:33 PM

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]
Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.

Yeah I know. But I was an English major AND have a mild case of OCD so there was no saving me. This is why I weep into my pillow at night- the ie vs. ei rule.

Kiwi- you are tall, single, a pillow biter, and Greek (ahem) How you doing?

Point out to me where I said I was single?

/I'm flattered though


Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.
 
2012-06-14 02:45:18 PM  
www.ufodigest.com

/That's the second time I got to reference the Kola superdeep whore borehole today!
 
2012-06-14 02:45:27 PM  
kiwimoogle84: If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

In all honesty I didn't read much of the thread the 2nd time around. I just did a CTRL+F for cesarean and got no results.

// I studied French, and there is no AE there either (césarienne),

// Googlefight:

// I basically only actually read tech and gaming threads :^D
 
2012-06-14 02:49:20 PM  
What the hell? NSFW?

Are there actual NON-CENSORED pictures somewhere? (minus Google IMG)
 
2012-06-14 02:50:32 PM  

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


Smartest
Funniest

2012-06-14 02:33:33 PM

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]
Raug the Dwarf: kiwimoogle84: Leeds: kiwimoogle84: lordargent: Didn't octomom have a cesarean? So hotdog in a hallway doesn't really apply now does it?

If you're trolling, bravo. If not, RTFT. Wow. That's only been mentioned 49 times already.

Trolling is a art.

So is proper grammar.

Sorry, Kiwi. You took the bait on that one. That IS the joke.

Yeah I know. But I was an English major AND have a mild case of OCD so there was no saving me. This is why I weep into my pillow at night- the ie vs. ei rule.

Kiwi- you are tall, single, a pillow biter, and Greek (ahem) How you doing?

Point out to me where I said I was single?

/I'm flattered though

Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.


I can see that. I said SOME men. I don't feel the need to flaunt him. Thank god he likes his woman with a little cushion because yeah- I loves me some beer and fried food haha.

You can be in my favorites :)
 
2012-06-14 02:54:24 PM  
kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]

Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.

I can see that. I said SOME men. I don't feel the need to flaunt him. Thank god he likes his woman with a little cushion because yeah- I loves me some beer and fried food haha.

You can be in my favorites :)


Legs like yours, I'm sure he flaunts you.

Thanks. I'd put you in mine but then you'd HAVE to sleep with me. :) really though, I'm going to color code you.
 
2012-06-14 03:10:27 PM  
Hey, has anyone mentioned that her vagina must be huge? HUGE!
 
2012-06-14 03:12:40 PM  
Wow.... how did a story about Octomom masturbating turn into an attention whore troll fest? This thread should have been fun.
 
2012-06-14 03:14:40 PM  
"near-mint condition vagina."

THIS!!!

/lawlz
 
2012-06-14 03:17:20 PM  
This is no cave!!!!

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 03:18:00 PM  

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]

Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.

I can see that. I said SOME men. I don't feel the need to flaunt him. Thank god he likes his woman with a little cushion because yeah- I loves me some beer and fried food haha.

You can be in my favorites :)

Legs like yours, I'm sure he flaunts you.

Thanks. I'd put you in mine but then you'd HAVE to sleep with me. :) really though, I'm going to color code you.


Dark green please. Any requests on your end?

/colors, not sexual favors.
 
2012-06-14 03:18:42 PM  

MAYORBOB: This, my friends, is the quickest way to Octomom's heart:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 304x350]


Add some raw eggs and it becomes a japanese film I've seen once.
 
2012-06-14 03:22:27 PM  
I have experienced much better examples of the female form on /gonewildplus.
 
2012-06-14 03:31:27 PM  
*sigh* If we were discussing the woman's doctoral thesis, or hell, any positive contribution she was making to society, then yes, it whould be shallow and pedantic to trash her based on her physical appearance. Being Fark, we'd still do it, but it would be very wrong indeed.

This thread is about her masturbation porn video. In this discussion, it is absolutely fine to call her a vapid, ugly hag.
 
2012-06-14 03:32:31 PM  
Hotdog in the hallway, c-section on not

You NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy.

NEVER.
 
2012-06-14 03:37:19 PM  
biatches no she had an sea-section, wright?
 
b3x
2012-06-14 03:38:34 PM  

Coco LaFemme: WhippingBoy: Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.

You sound ugly.

You can think what you want. Really doesn't bother me. I've dealt with far worse in my life than what faceless entities on an Internet website think of what I look/sound like. If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.


i stare down a rapist every day before breakfast .... ya know .... while i am shaving


Zinnnnnng

// gonna be here all week folks
// tip your waitresess
 
2012-06-14 03:39:35 PM  

bim1154: Wow.... how did a story about Octomom masturbating turn into an attention whore troll fest? This thread should have been fun.


Coco's comment up thread is your answer.

Coco LaFemme: If I can stare down my rapist in court, this bullshiat isn't going to make whimper in the corner for my mommy.
 
2012-06-14 03:43:33 PM  
If I can stare down my rapist in court, I can fap to octomom.
 
2012-06-14 03:44:44 PM  
Somewhere, in a past thread, (thinking the Cali school teacher pizza pron thread) that there was an app or program that could find the original pic based off the meta data of a cencored pic. Does anyone have access to that program?
 
2012-06-14 03:54:26 PM  

eggrolls: Hotdog in the hallway, c-section on not

You NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy.

NEVER.


WHAT!?

'Round there here parts, we stick our dicks in crazy and run like a mutha****er. Good times.

For real good times, wait til you're well involved, then tell her she kinda stinks.
 
2012-06-14 03:54:27 PM  
kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


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2012-06-14 03:18:00 PM
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Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]

Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.

I can see that. I said SOME men. I don't feel the need to flaunt him. Thank god he likes his woman with a little cushion because yeah- I loves me some beer and fried food haha.

You can be in my favorites :)

Legs like yours, I'm sure he flaunts you.

Thanks. I'd put you in mine but then you'd HAVE to sleep with me. :) really though, I'm going to color code you.

Dark green please. Any requests on your end?

/colors, not sexual favors.


I MUST have you Pegged. I'd already known this apparently.

Blue like my you know whats. :)
 
2012-06-14 04:06:53 PM  

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


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2012-06-14 03:18:00 PM
(favorite: Greek not single)

Dirtybird971: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]

Right here...Which is why I never get offended if anyone calls ME ugly. I'm just not your type. Some guys like 5'2 100 lb blondes without a single body hair. Move along, they'd never be able to handle 5'10 athletic black haired Greek here.

at this point you would have written that but added "except my man" or something like that.

I wouldn't be flattered. I'm a terrible lover. But I do have excellent grammar. :)


/And your bottle skills are impressive.

I can see that. I said SOME men. I don't feel the need to flaunt him. Thank god he likes his woman with a little cushion because yeah- I loves me some beer and fried food haha.

You can be in my favorites :)

Legs like yours, I'm sure he flaunts you.

Thanks. I'd put you in mine but then you'd HAVE to sleep with me. :) really though, I'm going to color code you.

Dark green please. Any requests on your end?

/colors, not sexual favors.

I MUST have you Pegged. I'd already known this apparently.

Blue like my you know whats. :)


"I must have you pegged"

That's what she said.
 
2012-06-14 04:07:01 PM  

MythDragon: /That's the second time I got to reference the Kola superdeep whore borehole today!


Sometimes, I wonder if the underground skyscraper would ever be built in one of those.

www.instablogsimages.com

www.instablogsimages.com

www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-06-14 04:07:27 PM  

TheHappTroll: biatches no she had an sea-section, wright?


Yeah but doesn't she have like 6 other kids?
 
2012-06-14 04:08:02 PM  
Another thread proving that nine out of ten beta minus' have nothing better to do
 
2012-06-14 04:30:02 PM  
Has anyone incorrectly speculated about the surely enormous dimensions of her genitalia yet? If so, someone should.

/irony is that 90% of Fark's last view of a real human vagina involved someone cutting a cord and slapping them on the ass
 
2012-06-14 04:32:10 PM  
kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]

Legs like yours, I'm sure he flaunts you.

Thanks. I'd put you in mine but then you'd HAVE to sleep with me. :) really though, I'm going to color code you.

Dark green please. Any requests on your end?

/colors, not sexual favors.

I MUST have you Pegged. I'd already known this apparently.

Blue like my you know whats. :)

"I must have you pegged"

That's what she said.



I'll be here all week! Try the veal!
 
2012-06-14 04:34:38 PM  

craig328: /irony is that 90% of Fark's last view of a real human vagina involved someone cutting a cord and slapping them on the ass


Speak for yourself, self-hating projectionist
 
2012-06-14 04:39:44 PM  

craig328: Has anyone incorrectly speculated about the surely enormous dimensions of her genitalia yet? If so, someone should.

/irony is that 90% of Fark's last view of a real human vagina involved someone cutting a cord and slapping them on the ass


So all male farkers are virgins and all female farkers are too fat to see their fem-junk?

Tee hee. Fem-Junk. :-P
 
2012-06-14 04:53:01 PM  

BullStrings: Somewhere, in a past thread, (thinking the Cali school teacher pizza pron thread) that there was an app or program that could find the original pic based off the meta data of a cencored pic. Does anyone have access to that program?


Here's one that does pretty much that (C# source code):
Link
 
2012-06-14 04:53:51 PM  

Mugato: craig328: /irony is that 90% of Fark's last view of a real human vagina involved someone cutting a cord and slapping them on the ass

Speak for yourself, self-hating projectionist


I'm sorry. Instead of "real" I should have said "in person".

There. All better.
 
2012-06-14 04:57:08 PM  
alachuapolitix.com
 
2012-06-14 05:09:53 PM  
I'm surprised that the actual uncensored pics hasn't been found by anyone yet.

Awesome!
 
2012-06-14 05:15:44 PM  

Leeds: craig328: Has anyone incorrectly speculated about the surely enormous dimensions of her genitalia yet? If so, someone should.

/irony is that 90% of Fark's last view of a real human vagina involved someone cutting a cord and slapping them on the ass

So all male farkers are virgins and all female farkers are too fat to see their fem-junk?

Tee hee. Fem-Junk. :-P


It's called a "hoohaa", thank you very much.

/or a bajingo if your name is Dr. Elliot
 
2012-06-14 05:20:38 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Tat'dGreaser: Coco LaFemme: I love being a woman; I can be as catty and biatchy as I want, without people bringing out the Studman meme. This Farkette's verdict? Biatch be homely as hell. I don't think there's anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

No picture in profile means you're ugly

No, it means I have a boyfriend and don't need to win validation from men on the Internet by plastering my photograph all over this site like the myriads of AWs that already populate it. I get that's it's Fark, and "TITS or GTFO" and all that crap, but that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to snark, be a biatch, and talk politics.

If you want to think I'm ugly though, that's your prerogative. There's only one man's opinion of my looks that I care about, and it's not yours.


Flame him, sista. Totally justified.
 
2012-06-14 06:49:19 PM  

ZeroCorpse: A woman who doesn't have sex, and who hasn't given birth via that particular method is going to have an essentially near-mint condition vagina.


Sex itself doesn't stretch or change a vagina in any long term manner. This is a stupid idea propagated by tiny-donged men. It's like saying a taking a few big dumps makes me incontinent or picking my nose will give me huge nostrils.
 
2012-06-14 06:51:49 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: ZeroCorpse: A woman who doesn't have sex, and who hasn't given birth via that particular method is going to have an essentially near-mint condition vagina.

Sex itself doesn't stretch or change a vagina in any long term manner. This is a stupid idea propagated by tiny-donged men. It's like saying ... picking my nose will give me huge nostrils.


Mom LIED??
 
2012-06-14 06:58:02 PM  

namegoeshere: Mom LIED??


Only because you weren't more like your older brother. Why couldn't that car accident have taken you? It's also why she drank so much...
 
2012-06-14 07:05:22 PM  
Is this the thread where we talk about how busted and cavernous her vagina is despite her having a Caesarian and getting pregnant via artificial means?
 
2012-06-14 07:25:28 PM  
Well, I'm going to be dreaming about my teeth falling out tonight.

/obscure?
 
2012-06-14 08:14:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Look, I enjoy a good running joke as much as anyone, but I have to say this for the sake of truth:

OCTOMOM DID NOT GIVE BIRTH VAGINALLY

Look, guys... The "huge hole" jokes are cute, but they're just inaccurate. She doesn't have sex with people (she seems to be asexual, from the way she talks) and none of her kids was conceived with a partner. She give birth via a C-section.

Forgive my being so blunt, but if anything, she's tighter than your mom or sister. A woman who doesn't have sex, and who hasn't given birth via that particular method is going to have an essentially near-mint condition vagina.

While I find her disturbing for other reasons (plastic surgery to look like an existing celebrity, having 8 babies to gain fame, just being plain weird, etc.) I can't really get into your "she has a gigantic hole" jokes because in my logical mind I know they cannot be based in truth, which just makes the joke fall flat.

So what it comes down to is that she's an asexual attention whore with some bad plastic surgery doing a solo porn shoot... How is that ANY DIFFERENT from like 75% of the porn industry?


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-14 08:35:00 PM  

o5iiawah: Is this the thread where we talk about how busted and cavernous her vagina is despite her having a Caesarian and getting pregnant via artificial means?


Did you ever consider that it might be naturally busted and cavernous, smart guy?
 
2012-06-14 09:36:18 PM  
meh, i've seen worse. hell, i've done worse. tell your mom i said 'hey'.
 
2012-06-14 10:10:24 PM  

Sticky Hands: well, i guess they was right... it did eventually make me go blind.


You lucky bastard!
 
2012-06-14 10:22:48 PM  

kiwimoogle84: FarkinHostile: Here is the thing: If I were to meet someone who looked just like her, I would certainly find her attractive physically. The problem is I KNOW TOO MUCH about her. I KNOW she is a crazy, breeding cow. I KNOW she doesn't like sex. I KNOW she is a bad mother. I know, I know, I know.

And that is why I find her repulsive. I feel the same way about Madonna.

This. Her body and face ain't ugly. It's her SOUL AND MONEY SUCKING ATTENTION WHORING CRAZY ASS BS that's ugly.


Eh, for me its both.
Not only is she an incoherent moron and a terrible person, but she looks like a grouper with hives and a nose job.
 
2012-06-14 11:25:44 PM  
No psyche damage here. She is actually pretty dang hot. It would hit it, repeatedly. I might have to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in but that would not stop me from giving it a go.
 
2012-06-14 11:59:45 PM  
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you.

sharecovers.com
 
2012-06-15 11:35:25 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Anyway, just giving my two cents. She's not UGLY per se, she's just a horribly awful human being.


This. If everyone shunned every performer with a shady history or moral code, pron would be pretty slim pickings.
 
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