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(TMZ)   The first pics from the set of Octomom's masturbation video are here, and they might be safe for work, but they will irreparably damage your psyche   (tmz.com) divider line 353
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2012-06-14 08:56:42 AM
no. just....no.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:19 AM
I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.
 
2012-06-14 09:07:35 AM

Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.


They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:21 AM
They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:30 AM
Friggin' TMZ.
They blocked everything.

Why does Fark always have to link to TMZ?
 
2012-06-14 09:11:35 AM
Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?
 
2012-06-14 09:16:09 AM

Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.


What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?
 
2012-06-14 09:22:34 AM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?


You tell us.
 
2012-06-14 09:25:52 AM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?


Maybe I'm less fazed because I have an outsider opinion. I'm not inclined to want sex with women, so I don't picture that in my head when I look at her pictures.

But I did mean "not bad" pretty neutrally - meaning nothing special, nor vomit inducing.
 
2012-06-14 09:27:02 AM
No thanks. I've already seen tent flaps on a windy day.
 
2012-06-14 09:27:37 AM
I'm absolutely going to watch it once it's available. Say what you want,but I imagine it will be either extremely hot or a train wreck. I'd get off either way.
 
2012-06-14 09:32:08 AM

Mugato: They didn't draw a black box over her vaj, that's her actual vaj.


img191.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:41:58 AM

AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.


cdn2-b.examiner.com
I guess this makes me gay.
 
2012-06-14 09:43:09 AM
sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 09:44:07 AM
Maybe this is a plot by the RIAA to get people to voluntarily shut down their
BitTorrent clients?
 
2012-06-14 09:44:51 AM
All I am saying is I pity the poor bastard who had photoshop the stretch marks off those pics. I imagine blood is still flowing freely from both eyes.
 
2012-06-14 09:49:27 AM
Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.
 
2012-06-14 09:51:17 AM
i297.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 10:51:02 AM
Does her self pleasuring involve a strategically parked, rough idling, Volkswagen Beetle?
 
2012-06-14 10:52:23 AM
t1.gstatic.com

I found this still from the shoot.
 
2012-06-14 11:31:46 AM
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 11:38:02 AM

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


The computer photoshopping that picture also gave the answer, "42".
 
2012-06-14 11:46:16 AM
Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????
 
2012-06-14 11:47:20 AM

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


This is fark. Home of the "Knees too sharp" brigade. Of course we would have an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.
 
2012-06-14 11:47:21 AM
She does have pretty nice cans.
 
2012-06-14 11:47:32 AM

the_rev: Fer fcuck's sake. She looks about like 90% of the porn sluts we see. If you guys didn't know she was "octomom," you wouldn't all have such an OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE reaction.


dingdingdingding
 
2012-06-14 11:48:24 AM
Octomom? So... does it count as tentacle porn?

...got nuthin...
 
2012-06-14 11:49:18 AM
To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
 
2012-06-14 11:49:34 AM
were they black boxing her naughty bits or her stretch marks?
 
2012-06-14 11:50:16 AM
i2.asntown.net
Oh God! I'm so farking wet! Oohhhh!
 
2012-06-14 11:50:37 AM
I have clicked on so many things, but some how this is easy to resist.
 
2012-06-14 11:50:37 AM
You've had far worse, and we both know it.
 
2012-06-14 11:50:53 AM
With the airbrushing and soft light, she looks a lot better than I expected.

That being said, I still can't get over the baboon ass on her face. WTF is up with her lips? Like you could stick them over the drain and jerk her pony tail to unclog the sink.
 
2012-06-14 11:51:13 AM
It's about time women, and especially mothers, take back their rights from the men. She's EMPOWERING young women everywhere to take charge of their lives. You go girl!
 
2012-06-14 11:51:23 AM

vernonFL: [t1.gstatic.com image 199x253]

I found this still from the shoot.


WINNAR!!@#!
 
2012-06-14 11:51:28 AM
I can't fap to this.
 
2012-06-14 11:51:51 AM

gilgigamesh: AbbeySomeone: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Confabulat: I'm not gonna click on that. Why not just show me Sandusky testimony if you want me to hate sex today.

They're not that bad. Unless you get turned off by black rectangle porn.

What does it say about me that the only one in the thread who seems to agree with me on the subject of a woman's attractiveness is the gay dude?

You tell us.

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 350x350]
I guess this makes me gay.


MAN HANDS!
 
2012-06-14 11:52:09 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????


She felt she was being verbally abused by the owner of the strip club, I can see why you'd back out of that.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:10 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, she won't go work a night at a strip club but she'll release a masturbation video????


she was going stripping but she claims the club was bad mouthing her and now refuse to work for them
 
2012-06-14 11:52:11 AM
Virgil had now brought his follower to a fearful chasm, at the foot of which lay Malebolge, where fraud and deceit were punished. Malebolge was in the eighth circle.

Over the chasm fell a stream that plunged into the gulf beneath with a deafening din.

Virgil bade Dante loosen the girdle which was round his waist and give it to him. Then when his follower had obeyed, Virgil flung the girdle down into "the abyss, and stood watching, watching.

Slowly, as he gazed, out of the gloom, a shape came swimming upward, a shape which, Dante tells us, might well have made the stoutest heart fearful.

The name of the terrible monster that approached was Geryon. Virgil signed to him to come to the land, and Geryon obeyed, laying his head and body on the edge of the precipice, while his tail still swung over the gulf up which he had ascended.

Sending Dante farther along the plain, Virgil strove to pacify the monster, and persuade him to carry Dante and himself down into the abyss.

He succeeded in his plan, and when Dante came back to the spot where he had left Virgil, it was to find him standing there no longer, but already seated on the back of Geryon, the formidable monster.

"Be thou brave!" the Master cried to his dismayed follower. "Be thou brave, and mount, for down into this abyss must we descend. Mount thou before me, that so the Geryon's tail shall leave thee unharmed."

One had no need to be a coward to tremble before this new peril. Even the bravest might well quail if ordered to mount so fearsome a steed, and Dante shivered as though seized by an ague fit.

HE PLUNGED INTO THE GULF.

Then, ashamed thus to fail in courage before his Master, the poet conquered his fear and leaped upon Geryon's huge shoulders.

Fain would he have cried to Virgil, "Look that thou clasp me firm," yet his trembling lips refused to form the words.

But words were needless, for no sooner had Dante seated himself in front of his Master than he, clasping his charge firmly in his arms, bade the monster start on his perilous descent.

Slowly Geryon moved out from the land, and turning, until his head was where his tail had been, he plunged into the gulf.

Beating the air with his huge claws, Geryon sailed down, down, until at length he landed his burden on a rock at the foot of the abyss.

Darkness and wailing surrounded the two poets who had now reached the lower depths of the Inferno, called, as I have told you, Malebolge.

Malebolge means ugly pits or holes, and as Virgil and Dante walked along a rough and difficult path, they looked down into many of these holes. In each they saw many thousands of spirits who were suffering for the deceits and frauds they had practised on earth.

Virgil even took Dante into one of these pits, and so terrible were the sights he saw that the poet wept bitterly.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:15 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Does her self pleasuring involve a strategically parked, rough idling, Volkswagen Beetle?


Incredibly hard to explain to the people at work why I just busted out laughing. Thanks for that!
 
2012-06-14 11:52:30 AM
The pics are shockingly graphic -- so click at your own risk



LIARS!!! WTF!!!! TMZ is nothing but an attention whoring tease. Google shows more skin.
 
2012-06-14 11:52:51 AM
Literally any other link containing the phrase "masturbation video" I'd click immediately. But not this.

Not this...
 
2012-06-14 11:53:01 AM

Raug the Dwarf: WTF is up with her lips?


I haven't seen duck lips like that since I accidentally clicked on a Lana deRey video. I picture of Dolan is sexier.
 
2012-06-14 11:53:01 AM
Octomom's Mom

photos.exposay.com
 
2012-06-14 11:53:09 AM
She reminds me of the millionare matchmaker chick. How do these women not know that their lips look retarde?. Permanent duckface.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:06 AM
This woman is a paternity lawyer's wet dream.
Imagine one drunk night, followed by 8 paternity suits....
 
2012-06-14 11:54:29 AM

hb0mb: Was the line of baby clothes really necessary?


Men get extremely horny when faced with the fact that the act they're participating in is going to create a new life. Just like on that one episode of Friends. So...yes.

/Fap.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:31 AM
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2012-06-14 11:54:53 AM
home.comcast.net

LAWL ...
 
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